is a cunt.
I am of a certain age where carnal offerings can sometimes be passed up for an interesting documentary on TV or the fact that my body does not seem to be assembled properly and the required actions will only damage it more.
My internet viewing involves regular updates from various war zones, and I would guess that on average I see at least 12 people die a day in sometimes bizarre but often brutal manner.
This requires no age verification so if they want a 7-year-old can watch archive footage from a dead soldier’s helmet camera where he was stabbed to death in hand to hand, whether that is healthy for their development or not I don’t know, but it certainly debunks Hollywood films.
So the subject, Porn, to watch porn within the “accepted parameters” you are required to pass age verification, whether it be by credit card (mine does not support this function, but I wont be taking that up with the bank) or facial verification (at this point I got a big thumbs up and smiley with the words ”at your age WOW”.
So driving home for lunch the old man woke up, the Mrs is at work so I thought I would sneak a look, I have appx 40 mins, to eat, exercise the hound, and something recreational, well today I lost half of that doing age verification for a video that I was not 100% happy with, but as I couldn’t be arsed with further verification I browsed it.
I see the come back of printed jazz mags and blue movies, this age verification shit really gets in the way of a quick one off the wrist, but at the same time I can watch the most explicit violence with no checks.
Bunch of prudish cunts
Nominated by Lord Benny.
For quite a long time I have found porn boring, so I wouldn’t bother with age verification anyway.
I understand that it only applies to the big sites like Pornhub and there are thousands of other sites where no verification is needed.
I am only attracted to women with long, dark hair and a nicely trimmed bush.
Blondes and gingers don’t do it for me, and if a male níg nóg is involved then I don’t want to know.
AI and deep fake has also fucked things up.
Porn = Boredom.
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They want to give 16 year olds the vote but then take their porn away.
Stupid is as stupid does.
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Example of age verification:
School day trip to York, July 1967.
Bought my first copy of Parade at WH Smiths in Newcastle Central Station.
I was everybody’s best mate that day.
An adult had to get it off the top shelf for me.
I was 11 years old.
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The Govt can,somewhat unsurprisingly, fuck right off.
My laptop browser has a VPN built in so “blocked sites” I reside in Singapore.
On the mobile phone there are free VPN services that allow the Relaxing Gentleman to see what the Whitehall cunts don’t want him to see.
More and more control,more and more Big Government.
The wicked cunts should stay out of people’s affairs.
Color Climax Oven.
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For some reason they’ve no need to verify your age for watching beastiality, if for some unknown reason that you’re interested in having the local steed ram its cock up Aunt Flo’s water shoot.
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You heard that from a friend Sammy?
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From a prude.
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I’m still by the way, able to watch plenty of porn without interference if I feel like it.
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Fuck me this is going the way of the split cock post 😖
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Presumably that includes black women?
They’re not exactly human, are they?
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Prudish cunts indeed, Lord Benny.
I remember Britain in the pre-online age. We were the only European country that banned the sale of proper porn mags (and videos) to adults.
Sexual repression, a hangover from the Victorian era.
Now the killjoy prudes are back in charge, no doubt thinking this is what was meant by Boris Johnson’s “bring back control” nonsense.
No surprise that the Online Safety Act (a Tory government creation of former Secretary of State for Culture and Media, Nadine fucking Dorries) was eagerly taken up by Labour following the Tory wipeout.
If safeguarding kids was really the intent, then banning the sale and use of smartphones, etc, by underage children would seem the obvious answer – a measure currently being enacted in Australia. Negligent, irresponsible parents who allow their brats unsupervised access to the internet are a major part of the problem and the reason kids are seeing stuff they shouldn’t.
Luckily for Labour I am not (and never will be) part of their voter demographic. Same goes for any other party that condones this sinister bollocks.
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Mind you I have also purchased and imported some rather lethal stuff out of interest.
It seems to be deliberately miss labelled for customs and sent in parts, no age verification was required and when the bracket was connected to the door lock it looked remarkably like a ball baring cross bow (which incidentally is great fun).
so customs are failing amazingly!
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I prefer to watch karma churned out by the bucket load.
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You know what doesn’t require age verification?
Reading the Bible.
And helping your fellow man.
That’s what a cunt would say. 😁
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Or reading “Cuntemall: A Butler’s tale – a giant rollercoaster of a novel in 400 sizzling chapters”.
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… crammed with sizzling gypsies, that is … or more satisfyingly… assorted knackers on a big pyre …
A biiiig pyre …
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Get a free vpn off the net, one with guaranteed no logs and a kill switch which you enable permanently. Then Starmarse and co can fuck right off.
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The Gov Blob are thick as pigs shite.
Anyone, of whatever age, who wants to watching anything on the interweb can do it no matter what half-arsed tech block that is ‘enforced’. Even funnier as the kids are more tech savvy than the enforcers.
The solution is to remove the phones and tablets from the kiddies.
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