(Better late than never. Fill yer boots – NA)
It’s taken us 500 years to offer Johnny Frog the return leg of the Field of the Cloth of Gold, but better late than never I suppose. Ace negotiator and self-proclaimed hard bastard Quare Rodney is so desperate for a few crumbs of comfort to fall from Napoleon’s table than the entire British establishment is wheeled out to lick French derriere.
Receiving the Prime Minnow’s unconditional surrender of his own arse and our fish and borders, Monsieur le President gives what in return? A risible weekly swap of 50 immos each way. Is that it?
This whole expensive farrago, from Rodney’s craven capitulation to Jug Ears’ comical speech in French, has been an utter national embarrassment. Napoleon must be laughing his coq off at how easily the British roll over for a tummy rub. And looking at all the handy hiding space in the garment Granny Macron wore for the banquet, I hope Jug Ears counted the cutlery before and after.
But here’s the thing. Despite perfect boating weather, Calais Yacht Club arrivals at Dover have been zero from 3 days before the visit. Why would that be? Could it be that for once the French police were ordered to do their jobs (for which we’ve shovelled 3/4 billion smackers their way) and they’ve stopped Captain Pugwash and his merry band leaving the French coast for a few days? We don’t want any embarrassing news stories spoiling the party, do we?
No wonder Napoleon looks so smug. We give him all this pomp and circumstance when he’d have been perfectly happy just playing Brokeback Mountain again with Rodney.
Addendum
Last day of the pantomime today, the dam has burst and the Third World is swarming across the Channel once more. Anyone doubt that the ‘deal’ will be scuppered by the EU in due course?
Napoleon is taking the oui oui.
And as for Quare – a spineless, craven, genuflecting, pusillanimous, embarrassing, sycophantic, grovelling, knee-bending fellator.
Nominated by : Geordie Twatt
Seconded by Cunt of the Isles
Seconded, With this news headline.
Starmer says ‘one in, one out’ migrant deal with France to begin within weeks – BBC News.
Upon first reading of headline, I assumed it to be one into France equals same one into UK from France but alas no, I was not far off.
It claims the illegal boat enthusiasts will be returned to France where we will happily swap them for a non boat enthusiast.
Net result, Starmer has signed us up to accept who knows how many undocumented people while France gets rid of some.
Macron is only president on the basis that he is not Marine Le Pen. The combining of the votes from all the lefty and centrist parties always wins out in round two of the Presidential elections. . France is no longer a democracy, a bit like the UK. Fuck the lot of them
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Perhaps they could change the strapline to those pluck Frenchies Athos, Porthos, and Aramis`s Three Musketeers` chant: “One for all and all for one!” ?
Or more accurately, just “Fuck it – have the fucking lot.”
🤺
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Looking at the header pic it seems to me that Microbe`s left hand may be fake and he is in fact controlling the ventriloquist’s dummy that is Madame Microbe.
I hope he washes his hand afterwards. Although, being French, …
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I think you could be on to something there Sam, it definitely looks like it’s being suspended from the neck.
I’m guessing the one wearing the sofa cover is Starmer’s pretend ‘wife’.
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Cunts. Absolute cunts. I better not start because these days I have to be careful of my blood pressure…
As an aside, who else has been following the ‘Brigette is a bloke’ saga? Fascinating stuff if like me, you enjoy a good conspiracy theory.
https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/global-trends/was-brigitte-macron-born-a-man-how-a-youtube-blogger-and-a-clairvoyants-claim-shook-emmanuel-macrons-wife/articleshow/122392125.cms?from=mdr
Morning all.
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Does France have somewhere like the Fens? I do wonder.
Consider this – Emanuel Macron’s two stepsons are older than him.
Work that out if you can.
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Yes Ron, & this means there could be more than two pricks in that header pic.
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Incidentally, two women were cleared by the Paris appeals court this month for deflamation, after Bridget sued them a while back. They were cleared on the grounds that what they had stated amounted to “free speech.” Hear! Hear!
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Seeing WanKeir makes me sick to my stomach. I’m still trying my best to put a curse on the fucking cunt. I won’t give up until I succeed.
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More power to your elbow Sam. Stick a needle or five into his effigy for me while you’re at it.
Somewhere painful, merci beaucoup.
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Making an effigy would make me feel sick to my stomach, CuntyMort. The effin cunt should be set fire to.
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Where have all the Hitmen gone. The latest in seeing some cunt off are the drones. Why hasn’t someone attempted it ?
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Same could be said of one Tony Blair and that half-man Khan.
Surprised that neither of those cunts have obliterated by a £1500 drone strike.
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The whole visit was overshadowed by the love affair between Kweer the Quare and Mini-Macron, accompanied by his spanking granny. The two of them are total airheads “one in, one out” even IF they were serious would still mean we had as much foreign scum here as we do now, but for two young/old people in love, sense loses all reason. I can’t imagine any other PM who would be shat over the way Kweer is, and he seems to enjoy the experience. He has no self respect, and it seems, very little in the way of gray matter.
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does the boat deal accumulate?
will a jihad enthusiast making multiple attempts in a dinghy result in multiple immos being accepted by the UK?
wouldn’t surprise me
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Stop sending us your migrants or your fishing boats can fuck off.
For fuck’s sake grow a pair you useless cunt.
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This.
They could stop it over night.
But they don’t want to.
So we must stop them.
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Indeed LDC, it’s plain as day deliberate and Starmer is a stinking pile of greasy shit.
I dream of a day where enraged farmers and patriots brush aside the useless police and smash their way into parliament “that’s it, your done, the people are in charge now. First job, mercilessly execute Starmer and the shit weasel Khan, Miliband in solitary for life with the rest forced to tour the country apologising for their lies and actions.
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He never had none to start
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From what I understand it’s up to the French who the ones are that they swap for the ones returned from the UK.
“Now let’s think about this….. Shall we send Britain the trainee doctor asylum seeker or the suspected murdering rapist that we have had our eyes on since the cunt turned up from Albania?”
I really think Starmer is a nieve twat.
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Macron must spend more time than any other national leader that I can think of wishing he was shagging the other fella’s wife.
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Whenever he was in Canada I rather suspect he was wishing the other way round.
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Call up the archers.
Longbowmen! Raise, tension!….. Loose your arrows.
Whooosseeeee. A thousand dead frogs.
✌🏼
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Would work better from the white cliffs targeting inflatable dinghies full of jihadis.
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Let’s hear the good ol’ union rallying call for starmfuhrers one in one out 🦬💩 deal change for a more appropriate…. EVERYBODY OUT 👍…👉
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How the fuck does one in one out solve anything. This would be hilarious if the problem wasn’t so serious. Can someone explain how one in one out will reduce the fucking tsunami of architects , doctors, top surgeons, pilots etc into this little island. Fucking retard shit. Starmer and co are traitourous, criminal cunts and should be executed along with the now incredibly rich Bliar cunt. I want to be on the firing squad and I’ll make damm sure I ain’t got the blank. Silver bullets infused in garlic for the lot of them, then stake through what’s left of the heart.
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Don’t know how true this is. But apparently some person put it about that Macron’s wife/granny was a bloke in a ‘previous life’. Same person is supposed to have wound up very dead.🤔☠️
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She looks like one of those shrunken heads from Papa New Guinea. Trump is up next in September and Melania will be peak milf ice queen.
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The french own all the fish in the English channel.
But it seems all the people in the English channel are our responsibility and FUCKING COST.
We should have left Hitler in charge of Europe..
There wouldn’t be a immigration problem, legal or otherwise…☠️
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I’ve now wiped my hands of the whole shit show. Starmer and his mob have no intentions of stopping illegal immigration. They are actively encouraging it. They have a vision of some kind of Third World utopia that will become the new UK. Nothing will stop it whilst they are in power. I don’t know what it is but every Labour MP has a disdain for the indigenous white working class. Most of them have low self esteem in my book, they’re now on a power trip, hence the ‘Come one, come all’ mantra. It gives them a buzz in their dreary, self obsessed, miserable lives. I also think it’s some kind of punishment for 14 years of Tory rule, “How dare you let them into power, we’ll show you”. Let them get on with it. Your blood pressure will reduce, your piss won’t boil and you can have a laugh at their total stupidity.
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Indeed Mr Frapples and well said.
A Merry-go-round of Cunts.
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Thanks Unkle.
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Fucking non tories also let the cunts in this from a life long torie, not anymore .
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Tory, Labour, Lib-Dem, different names, same agenda.
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Yes Mr F liebour do have a problem with white working class people. The reason being we did not support a lefty rebellion whole heartedly.
Happy with a job that paid half good money, free medical and schooling etc. When the looney left realised that most of the white working class were not going to play the game, they switched allegiance to immos, diddlers, perverts and any assorted cunt that came along claiming to be a victim. Oh yeah fuck of Maccaronie take cunty two tier EU surrender u turn Quarh with you
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It’s my considered opinion that Starmer and Macron are,in fact,faggőts.
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A nice old fashioned British Gent,of the type who might well have been the sort to be a Brigadier of an armoured brigade,would have sorted this in about an hour.
The foreign scūm would be shot on sight with aggressive patrols on the beaches,R.N patrols would keep the Channel clear and we would have commenced a tariff war with the French as a precursor to armed conflict over such a pressing security issue as uninvited foreign cunts turning up to loot England.
How far this country has fallen.
We are now fiddled with Fifth Column vermin and outright Quisling dung.
Oven,oven at once.
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Riddled not fiddled you demented “smart” phone.
Dear me.
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Starmer needs Macron, with Le Pen in France he’d be little boy lost and openly have to lick German ass, which would be a lot more expensive for us.
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Bearing in mind that Micro was 15 when Brigitte got his/her claws into him, it seems that the family has a penchant for child grooming:
https://www.economist.com/europe/2024/05/12/meet-gabriel-attal-frances-young-prime-minister
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg8zy78787o
Fuck Off.
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It seems to be every day now that the traitorous cunts in charge tip another bucketful of shit onto our heads and force us to pay for it.
Seriously, how much longer are we going to put up with this?
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Send them back 😁
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I’d love to know what kind of data could the British government possibly hold that could identify a vulnerable Afghan to the extent that they’d be in danger.
“we wuz once helped by a bloke named Mohammed who lived in Helmand. He lives in Durkha Durkha village”
oh great, that really narrows it down
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Hilariously corbyn’s Jezzbollah party will take 10% off labour if an election was called.
As for micron, the short-arse twerp strutting around like napoleon.
Has the hand print his mum left on his face disappeared yet..
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Hallo, meine heißen, brutzelnden Hunde!
It reminds me of my own visit to France some years ago … allow me to share with you a holiday snap …
https://www.annefrank.org/media/filer_public_thumbnails/filer_public/88/ca/88ca45d2-50c5-400c-afa6-f8755d8f84fb/hitler_speer_y_breker_en_paris_23_de_junio_de_1940.jpg__1536x1536_q85_subsampling-2.jpg
Great days.
Bis bald !
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😂😂😂
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Push them all down a lift shaft.Pompous pricks.
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Finding a frenchman on your doorstep is akin to finding a pube on your toothbrush.
Or a blind date turning up and its Di Abbott.
Not acceptable.
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We did get a loan of the Bayeux Tapestry even though it is ours originally, made by English nuns.
We also loaned them some artifacts from Sutton Hoo and the Lewis Chess pieces in return, just make sure the sneaky frog bastards give them back and not just give a Gaelic shrug. Surkeer is too much of a pussy to ask for them back and would be happy to let the frogs keep them rather than made a diplomatic fuss. Back in the day we went to war for less, sadly no more.
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Only because the museum it is housed at,is closing for renovations.
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Fuck me – it’s ET with a bob
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Does Madame Macron’s visit include one in, one thousand out?
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That Emanuel has raided more tombs than Lara Croft.
Fucked more old bids than Wayne Rooney.
Hes had a super injunction filed against him by Help the Aged.
The dirty fucker.
Not sure what the deal is with him, but if he was in Shawshank prison hed have a poster in his cell of Margaret Rutherford or Thora hird.
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Hes been in more old age pensioners throats than werthers original.
More granny knickers than tena pad.
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You say that mis, but micron met it when he was 15.. so I imagine it was his tunnel being raided.
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He thinks the Antiques Roadshow is a dating show.
He likes his women how he likes his cheese, old, crumbly and smelly.
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He thinks stannah stairlifts are sex toys.
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I thought there was a law against removing mummies from the scarcophagus and displaying them in public.
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If hed been Howard Carter hed of hung a “do not disturb” sign on the pyramid.
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😁
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