A cunting please for the House of Unelected Cunts new front door.
What was wrong with the old front door? I have no idea. Possibly it was too reminiscent of a time when this country was not a basket case.
Anyway, this new fucking front door was originally estimated to cost 6.1 million pounds…
“What the fuck” I hear you cry, “are you mad?” Most likely, but that’s not important right now.
What is important is that someone in a position of responsibility actually looked at that 6.1 million pound figure and signed off on it!
But that’s not all – not by a long chalk. The final cost came in at £9.6 million!
Remember, we’re not talking about a Surrey mansion here, or a town house in Mayfair or Knightsbridge. No, we’re talking about a fucking door.
And to add insult to injury, the thing is dysfunctional! Security officers have to be permanently stationed at the new door to press a button to let cunts in, adding a further £2500 a week to the costs. 🙄
Lord McFall of Alcluith (no, me neither) who chairs the House of Unelected Cunts Commission that oversees the running of the project, issued this word-salad by way of an explanation:
“The commission identified that it was unclear how many issues were due to manufacturing and installation failures and how many were due to issues with the initial identification of requirements and subsequent need for alterations. Additional information will be needed to understand the failures, including information on costs – both how the initial project figure of £6.1m was arrived at and the increase to the current total of £9.6m, and any unanticipated additional costs such as increased staffing to manage and operate the entrance. It will be important to assess the quality of the decision-making in establishing the project and the ways in which the evidence provided for the specifications of the new entrance were tested to ensure they took account of user requirements. The problems that have arisen around delivery of the new entrance pose larger questions about effective programme delivery, including capability within parliamentary departments.”
Smooth talking mealy mouthed fucker.
Nominated by : Shit-cake Baker
Whoever signed it off was probably coked up after a boozy fine dining lunch and a bit of chocolate starfish for pudding.
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Completely off topic, but.
Today. Im loaded up amd have to take a sharp right onto a narrow street with parked cars on both sides.
Some fuckin genius had parked on double yellow lines right on the corner and it took me a few attempts to get past the selfish twats vehicle.
Two cars in front is a police car with a fat ginger copper inside.
I park level and he just stares.
I make the gesture for him to lower his window.
” im on the phone” he truculently says.
MNC””ill Wait. ”
Copper ” then wait up there”
I was fuckin seething😡
I parked up and nearly went back but knew id lose my rag.
I sent my labourer
” go tell that lazy tub of shite theres a car parked illegally blocking traffic”
He does.
On return
MNC” what did he say? ”
Labourer” hell. Get someone to look at it”.
Too fuckin Idle to walk the length of his car!!!
The fuckin cripple fat cunt.
Stockport police your a absolute disgrace.
And lazy fat cunts.
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I’m with you on the hating useless cops front, Mis. 100%.
I have to declare I’d find it amusing in this case, however if the self entitled cunt parked on the double yellows was driving this, though :
https://www.wearecurated.com/inventory/2001-lamborghini-diablo-6-0-9
😄
(Found that last night when fact checking my OWN story a few days ago… one addendum ’twas a Diablo, not a Countach. Retro models weren’t my thing really).
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Thing is Cuntemall,
Im PRO police.
I believe we need law and order.
But theyre making it hard to support them.
He spoke to me like i was a annoyance.
Not a member of the public that pays his wages through tax*
And keep the blob in Mcdonalds and able to sit on the phone for 3hrs avoiding crime.
Maybe hes a diversity hire?
A flid or something?
If its a effort to walk the lenth of your car how you gonna catch a teenager who runs like a whippet?
* if i. Paid. taxes.
But you get the point. 😁
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I replied Cuntemall but in moderation 😞
Said a nasty word for the disabled.
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I’m down with that sentiment, Mis. It’s the disinterested, lazy, unmotivated cunt percentage of rozzers that generate the modern general dislike towards ‘the force’.
And that’s not fair on the other 1% of them. 😅
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Probably some pa-i taxi driver on a double yellow, the rules do not apply to the carpet kissing cousin marrying rat..!
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Why wasnt the contract for the door put out to tender with the general public?
Id of quoted less.
Put in a cheeky bid for 7million.
Probably for the best.
End up getting sued.
Headline-. Kier starmer rushed to hospital with a splinter!!
Not expected to last the night.
Friends and family at his bedside.
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Who is this security officer on two and a half grand a week?
You could get Steven seagull for that money.
And you would have the added entertainment of him round housing Doreen Lawrence’s wig off her bald head.
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I can’t believe I am saying this, but that £2,500 will be for a team of 3 security officers on rolling 8 hr shifts, which is about right.
(ignoring the fact that they shouldn’t be needed to stand there at all)
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sorry gents.
Van wouldn’t start and we couldn’t get the parts.
🚐
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They certainly know how to spend money these Westminster cunts dont they?
I was a polutician first thing id buy would be a Orgone accumulator
https://youtu.be/x4Ve4rrnfz0?si=zQH1mRo7I0-TijpE
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Just a thought..!
Is Starmski’s the most hated politician ever in British history.
Yes,he is..!
Everyone now knows this.
Even the thick twats that voted for him.
Just a matter of time.
☠️
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Nothing should surprise you about the way this (and every other) government wastes huge sums of taxpayer money. It is the same the world over.
If you had a glimpse at government budgets, procurement and expenditure, it would make your gums bleed.
I can walk into town and buy a box of 16 Paracetamol for 40p.
By the economies of scale, you might expect the NHS (which purchases them in quantities of Millions of tablets) to pay, say 1p each ?
That same box of 16 will cost probably £2 or more.
Don’t be surprised if Whitehall pays £5 for a box of paperclips that I can get in Poundland (or 3 for a £1 on E-Bay).
MPs discounted Commons lunches are £3 ? The taxpayer picks up the tab for the other £9 of that lunch (which actually costs £12 per meal).
Once the £ multi-million cost of HS2 is complete, how many £ thousands per family will it have cost the UK taxpayer ? It will be of use to less than 1% of the population. By the time it’s complete (10 to 15 years more) the trains will be using 20 year old technology.
It’s all a farce.
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“£ multi-million cost of HS2”?
No, it’s £multi-billions!
Since Lord Adonis (unelected minister in Gordon Brown’s fag-end New-Labour government) dreamed up HS2, it has so far cost the taxpayer £80 fucking BILLION squid!
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From my contact in the NHS I can vouch for the accuracy of your statement regarding them routinely paying rip-off prices for goods and services LotR. It drives the medical staff crackers but they know better than to make a fuss because the shiny-arsed pen-pushers who are their bosses would respond by causing them massive grief. A related scandal is prescription charges. Each single item in a prescription is charged at £9.90. A large proportion of the items cost substantially less than that. Of the difference the medics and the pharmacists receive not a penny piece. It is neither more nor less than a tax on the sick. Always worth asking the GP or the pharmacist whether an item is available off prescription and if so at what price.
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