The Afghan Migration Scandal

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“Good evening. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting on the latest migration scandal to hit the UK, the story of which is just reaching us hot off the press.

Our story begins in 2021, with the retreat from Afghanistan which allowed the Taliban to establish control over that Godforsaken hole. Subsequently a blundering oaf in officialdom (who by all accounts in still in post) was responsible for a data breach, which made public the names of Afghanis deemed ‘at risk’ for working with British forces on the ground in Afghanistan.

As a result of this cock-up, the then government began a scheme to bring these people to Britain. It’s estimated that thousands have been brought in, at a cost of billions. Naturally they’re being given priority for social housing, receiving benefits and so on. I understand that they’ve been told that they can work if they want to, but that they don’t have to. And why would they, when they can get money for doing fuck all literally for the rest of their lives?

Now you’re maybe asking yourself ‘mmm… why am I only hearing about this scandal now?’. Well the answer to your question is astonishingly simple. The then Tory government chose to keep it a shabby secret from you. That’s right; they took out a superinjunction to keep you from finding out. Needless to say, it’s a decision that Keir Shithouse and his crew have been happy to go along with, until the UK High Court overturned it recently.

There you have it. Yet more thousands flock in from a Third World shitehole, reputedly including some convicted sex offenders. You’re forking out yet again, you, you, you, you and you at the back, and naturally you’re deemed fit and able to do so by the powers-that-be. You weren’t consulted about it though. They didn’t even bother telling you about it; no, you weren’t deemed fit and able to hear the truth, in case you, er, didn’t like it and got low-down mad. You’d still be being taken for mugs and know nothing if it wasn’t for a High Court judge deciding that funnily enough, you actually had a right to know.

So it’s just one more egregious example of the political elite in this country treating the long-suffering people with arrogance and utter contempt. American statesman Thomas Jefferson once said ‘the government you elect is the government you deserve’. Don’t we just know it. To paraphrase another great American, what we’ve got is a government of cunts, by cunts, for cunts.

This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Sky news

Nominated by Ron Knee.

65 thoughts on “The Afghan Migration Scandal”

  1. I think we should be ready to don our snorkels lads, because our tiny island is about to sink under the pressure of illegal foreigners.

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  2. I’ve heard it said that the number of people assisting our forces as interpreters and guides whatever was probably in the region of a thou to fifteen hundred.

    Naturally every fucking chancer and his dog has come forward claiming that he and his wife, fifteen kids, father and mother, grandparents and in-laws are in danger, and the cunts in the Home Office or wherever believed it. Bring ’em all in.

    And then they fought like fuck to cover it all up from Joe and Jane Sucker, who actually have to pay the bills and wonder why there’s suddenly hordes of shifty looking cunts wandering about in town…

    The cunts who’ve aided and abetted this latest outrage should be on fucking trial.

    Morning all.

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    • It has been reported that one cunt brought 22 family members 😂

      The media keep saying ‘those who helped the British’ surely they were helping themselves to sort out their country

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      • Not just our money, our country.
        Cash comes and goes but when we have been replaced and out bred….game over.

        I’m no conspiracy theorist but, Kalergi plan anyone? And the ones supporting it, you know, the lefty,commie,vegan,green haired cunts, they will be the first for the chop.

      • That’s nothing – one case mentioned on Talk TV on Monday suggested one greedy bastard bought in 125 members of his extended family. Bastards.

    • Yep I saw that too Mr B.

      125 family members. Fuck me. I wonder if they brought the fucking family goat as well. Why not? It would be put into quarantine, and we’d pay, naturally.

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  3. There is so much wrong with this entire story.

    After years of the American and British establishing a ‘workable’ government and training the afghan army in the space of a couple of days the Taliban were back in control, no fucking resistance whatsoever.
    How can you help a country that has no desire to help itself.

    Thousands of Afghan cunts were extracted in the days and weeks around the Taliban takeover and this ‘list’ that was made public included cunts who had applied to come to the UK but were rejected because they were fucking grifters.
    How did the 18000 (or whatever) get to the UK, they were picked up from Pakiland, so not in danger In Afghanistan.

    Another few billion down the shithole, no wonder people are getting pissed off, add this to the fucking boat cunts and all our leader can do is go on about releasing sausages and recognising Palestine (odd Palestine has been around for 2000 years)

    And what nationality are most likely to commit sex crimes, you guessed it fucking Afghans.

    The previous government and this one should be on trial in The Hague for crimes against humanity (the British people)

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  4. Nothing to see here. I am sure the Home Office will ensure no more than one terrywrist per street. And they will be easily identifiable by the size of the guns in their pockets as they rub themselves up against teenage girls.

    Good morning, everyone.

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  5. Did they get paid to assist the British army… if yes then fuck off, we owe you boggle eyed rats nothing..

    Perhaps if you didn’t piss your pants when four taliban in a Toyota hilux turned up, you would still have a country to live in..

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      • “he’s my friend”.. Donald..!

        You can tell the quality of a man by the company he keeps…!

        CUNT..!

      • @dr syntax, I’m sure kier is friends with Sadiq, him and lord Ali too doe kier like to be spit roasted by Sadiq and Ali? I bet they get sunk to the nuts on kier

    • And for the second time in a few months, the fucking ninny – yes I’m going with ‘ninny’ of a PM interjected a question put to President of the United States Donal Trump about free speech/censorship .. with an outright lie . ‘We have free speech. We’ve had it for a long time’ the cunt blurted out.

      And no-one took the opportunity to say ‘what the fuck are you talking about?’ to the pathetic fucking ninny.

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      • It all depends on your definition of free speech Cuntemall. Keir’s definition doesn’t come within a country mile of that in the first amendment. For instance I wouldn’t dare to say in public that I didn’t like blacks. Just days ago I read posted on line by an American; “Blacks are violent and stupid.” We are occasionally told that UK government is free of corruption. I think people who work for a living are horrified by some of the actions taken by central and local government which apparently are within the rules. Elon Musk’s posts regarding P*ki rape gangs were instrumental in forcing the UK government to back down and agree to an enquiry. If he had said such in UK jurisdiction he would simply have been arrested and locked up.

    • I believe Trump has Starmer’s card firmly marked and will not miss an opportunity to make the cunt squirm.
      That document drop for example was deliberate, the natural reaction if you accidentally drop something is to attempt to save it. Trump didn’t, he stood smirking while Starmer grovelled at his feet.
      I look forward to the next Trump/Starmer meeting with glee.

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  7. It all helps to hasten the end of Uniparty rule and their control over our sham democracy.

    Oh and Afghans are utterly despicable vermin,without exception.

    Oven.

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  8. I wonder what yesterday’s Cabinet meeting was about. To agree on recognizing Palestine? Why recall Ministers from their summer break for that?

    Or maybe it was to agree a secret airlift of 100,000 Gazans to Blighty and a super injunction to keep us all in the dark about it. Watch out for a sudden surge in the Fruit & Nut Party’s membership.

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  9. It makes you wonder what else they have been covering up. Appalling from the tories and Labour. If we all went and lived on an empty island, how many years would it be before it descended into the chaos we now have here in the UK?

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    • It was appalling that Ministers kept calling on the courts to renew the injunction because ‘lives would be put at risk’.

      I don’t believe that for a second. There was a fuck-up, and they wanted to keep things quiet to avoid political embarrassment and the inevitable fallout. Even MPs were in the dark it seems.

      As you say So Long, makes you wonder just how many other injunctions there are in place to protect the stinking skins of rat politicians.

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      • I would love to know what is so so shameful that Kweer has a super injunction out on the media so they can report nothing about his private life.

        Even Anthony Blair didn’t mind people knowing he went cottaging in the 1970s – what is so much worse that Kweer is terrified of our reaction if we find out just what his shameful secret is?. After all, I don’t think many people disagree that Lady Victoria is his beard.

  12. There appear to be more Afghans coming to blighty than the total number of troops that the UK sent to the shithole. The old Taliban would have sussed out the collaborators by now, they’ve had plentymofmtime. This is a fucking joke. A massive white fest of lies, woke and bollocks which we will pay for.

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  13. I wonder why they even bothered with their secret scheme ?

    It’s not as though turning up illegally means getting thrown out again is it?

    Any raghead,but especially the filthy,wicked Afghan,gets rubber stamped as “asylum seekers”,is given money and entitlements most normal people can only dream of.

    Of course,the officials had to cover their arses and make it secret,none of the cunts can ever admit their crass stupidity and treason..just as “Multiculturalism is our strength” is the political classes pathetic attempt to distract from their total failure to control our borders.

    The whole fucking lot of them,the lying swarthy kiddy fiddling afghan cunts,the officials,the politicians,the lawyers,every cunt who lifted a finger to encourage this disgrace should be tried and hanged.

    Cunts all.

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  15. The problem that we face, and have faced in many conflicts is accountability.
    The other side are not obliged to hold to any rules, they can do as they wish with no accountability.
    Now lets look at Vlads, war in the Ukraine (Vald who sponsors stop the war coalition, extinction rebellion, and just stop oil, but would grind them to dust in his own country) now at the beginning with his no fucks given policy he was doing well and it is a genuine and mammoth effort of the Ukrainian people that is holding them back.
    Where as the farting around in Afghan, strict rules of engagement, fucking stupid detention rules (you cant hold them or give them to the locals in case they are tortured) .
    we were all fucked from the start, you cant run a war like that, or at least you cant win it.
    As for “local help” the eastern adventure is the reason for the first time that “other ranks” carry side arms, to defend themselves from the “Local help” when they turn.
    Next these people, fuck the ideals of it, they were willing to basically go against their own country, not because they loved us they liked the money and the privilege they got.
    That is very dangerous we are importing a disenfranchised treacherous minority, and they are not going to be happy for long sitting in their council houses reminiscing about the opium fields and goat rape.

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  16. Flooding our country with 3rd world excitement 🤬🤬. Successive governments bending over backwards for them and screwing whitey.Soon no room left.Full traitors oven please UT.

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  19. Hamas praises Starmers for recognising Palestine..!!!

    WTF, how fucking bad is that.

    A fucking British prime minister being praised by.

    TERRORIST’S….🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    GB needs a general election NOW…!!

    Starmer is a clearly a TERRORIST apologist..

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  20. In any appeal for aid I apply the

    ” what if the shoe was on the other foot?” principle.

    I’m quite sure that the people of Palestine would give us the sum total of fuck all, times two.
    The Israeli government probably would do their best.

    Many years ago, we had an earthquake in the UK. On the Riechter scale, it was very minor, maybe a 2/3, but it was a big deal for us Brits, so a huge fuss was made in the press about it.
    You know, the usual “my dog had kittens” shite.
    Some tiny little Island in the middle of the Pacific (or similar) heard about it, had a collection and sent money in aid to Sheffield.

    Fuck me, I didn’t even know they existed, but it moved me to tears.

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    • The only aid I would give Gaza, is the assistance to exist ” no more”.

      After what they did October 24 if I was in charge.

      Would be to obliterate the whole fucking shit heap…☠️☠️☠️.

      Interestingly, no other Muslim country wants fuck all to do with them…!

      They obviously know what a set of murdering cunts they are..💩

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  21. Here’s a hypothetical question for the more knowledgeable.

    If a GE was called, Parliament is dissolved and MPs are no longer MPs, right, unless they are re-elected or out voted and replaced.

    What if the entire country refused to vote?

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  24. I remain hopeful that once Reform obtain a landslide victory at the next general election that deportations are swiftly undertaken. Big Don within two weeks in office initiated mass deportations. There is light at the end of this tunnel.

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