is a cunt

No, no … not the subject of Cleese & co’s 70’s not particularly funny ditty … this is about the kind of e-mail and text shit – and increasingly cunts directly dialling your number, sometimes human more often now bots – that are sent in the *trillions* worldwide per year.

We all know in a nutshell, it’s scumbag cunts trying to rob people. Some folk make the mistake of thinking the old ‘Amazon prime is about to charge your card £79’ is an attempt to steal £79, which would be cuntish enough but if these cunts get access they will take everything you have, no mercy.

And it gets ‘better’ all the time. A.I. blackmail spamming using voice duplication is worth a look-at, where – for example – bots impersonating company managers have secured/stolen millions at a time from lowly staffers transferring funds under expediated duress. Ditto wealthy parents believing their kids were kidnapped. (The offspring’s voices having been lifted from Tiktok and the likes).

But it’s actually the sheer utter shittiness of spammy stuff the other end of the scale I’m cunting specifically. Have a look at this I’ve just seen verbatim in a Gmail spam catcher.

“Good day

this is Mr. Richard From FBI department According to our verification we notified you have paid
so much money to receive your fund but you haven’t any from anyone because you send it to wrong people

But now i Mr. Richard Ben Hope will bring your fund worth sum of $7Om united state dollars to your doorstep
and believe me nothing will ever stop me even custom in airport won’t stop me

Note that the only fee you have to pay is registration fee only once you send the payment your
fund will be registered and deliver to your home

Mr Richard Ben”

Now. What the fuck?. In this day and age… how in the absolute hell will that lead to a payout for the spammer. Who on earth is lowbrow enough for that to snare?

And yet, it exists. Which denotes to me that the cunt that created this would be dumb enough to be caught by similar … but … it wouldn’t exist as such if there wasn’t a percentage of success from the likes. Or maybe it was this cunts first ever attempt 😄. Swing and a miss, M’tembe, you filthy attempted-thieving cunt.

This Mr. Richard, or Mr. Richard Ben(did you spot that above?), and his $70 million can just fuck off anyways. I got an email a few weeks back from J.D. Vance (yep! – THE J.D. Vance, current USA V.P.) and even though he was only securing $45million for me, .. who am I gonna trust? Some random cunt from the FBI department, or the actual vice president of America.

Five hundred quid to get a debit card issued so’s I can access the full 45 mill is all good ol’ J.D. is asking for.

Here’s a link ; it’s more about the current evolving A.I. end of things than the good, old-fashioned bullshit outlined/cunted above.

cnn.com

Nominated by Cuntemall.