Trevor Robinson vs Medway council.
Trevor likes elephants.
Trevor likes waterslides.
So imagine his excitement when he spotted workers dismantling a 20 ft long elephant water slide!
He cleverly bribed them to take it to his house rather than landfill and put it in his back garden.
His stiff neighbours objected but Trevor in his own words was
“over the moon”
He said he planned to invite all the local kids round to slide down it (hed be advised to keep quiet about that)
But the killjoy bastards at medway Council confiscated Trevors elephant and hes launched a challenge to get it back.
Why oh why do these clipboard nazis insist on interfering if Joe public wants to build a possibly dangerous unsupervised or insured water theme park in the back garden?
Nominated by: Miserable Northern cunt
BBC News link provided by: Mingejuice Bottler
I forgot about this!
“everybody loved it…” mm.
Eccentrics like daft Trev are what makes this country great.🇬🇧
I remember going to Oxford and this bloke had a 20ft fibreglass great white shark sticking out of his roof.
The council were in uproar 😂
But think he won a legal battle as its still there,
He hires it out as a staycation BB.
God bless the mental
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Looks like a great opportunity for the lachrymose Rachel – an Eccentricity Tax.
Anyone with an elephant water slide or a fibreglass shark in the roof, steal a few grand off ’em every year.
Might stop the useless tart from crying.
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Geordie, don’t put ideas in her head ffs!
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The guy is a fucking loony.
Having kids round, with or without their parents, to use a slide which has already been condemned as dangerous is not a good idea.
I can’t see him getting the insurance that he would need.
The link doesn’t say if it’s his own house or if it’s a council place.
Gillingham is a horrible shit tip so there is a good chance that he is a council tenant, in which case he should do what he is fucking told.
I wouldn’t want the cunt as a neighbour.
He can fuck off.
I’ve seen the shark in the roof in Oxford too MNC.
Perhaps we were at university there at the same time.
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Possibly Artie.
I was there as a lecturer.
Sorry, lecherer.
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Oxford, Mis? I was there as a don. Don Juan: as in I’d give her juan.
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Yeah, i was a chump at Oxford.
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The way you described him, Mis, I thought he was a child and persuaded his parents to get him the slide for him. Only for him to be a grown up version of Peter Pan, who most would call with a screw loose into the bargain.
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Too many him’s, or hymns for that matter.
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Kent’s answer to Michael Jackson’s neverland.
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Reminding me, Hugh, of that black twat who spent all that money to make himself white, when all he needed to do was set himself alight and a presto he’s white. Might have died writhing in agony. But white.
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Thank you brother.
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A crispy biscuit dipped in coffee won’t land at the bottom of the cup.
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Even a better idea, I’d have “Ellie” placed at the most vulnerable area of our coastline where illegals cunts enter and have them use the slide for free, to return (under gun point) back to the sea and fuck right off !
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Looking at the nom picture, I’d say he’s a twat and definitely not what you’d want as a neighbour…!
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It would have looked a lot more threatening in bright pink!
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Great nom.
Anti-Slideist ideology is the fastest growing threat to the UK, say police.
https://images.app.goo.gl/7tKsMpu1BtnVASkL8
Worse even than the far-right!
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If a man wants a garish possibly unsafe elephant in his garden to lure children whats it got to do with anybody else?
Trevor shouldnt give in so easily.
Get a whole safari park in his garden and fuck the curtain twitcher neighbours and medway council.
He should get a roof shark too.
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Trev’s the elephant in the room. Keep us updated Mis.
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If you “own” the land, you should be able to do as you please with it, except luring children in with 20ft Elephants perhaps. Close the slide and let him keep the elephant I say.
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A lovely little cunting.
An oasis in the rancid desert of human excrement we normally and justifiably cunt.
🐘
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Better a giant fibreglass elephant in the backyard and a nutcase for a neighbour than a family of sand wôgs shittening up the place.
The daft cunt.
Good morning.
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Michael Jackson had a fucking theme park in his garden to attract children…🤔
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It appears to be on his driveway at the front and not the back garden, if it was me I would have the end of the slide going into an open drain, then invite the local kids round 😂
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May I digress for a moment to give Jonathan Jurejko a cunting for continually using the childish term “two times” when reporting on tennis. Its TWICE, you thick cunt. I think the stupid twat spends too much time in hamshankland.
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Nothing wrong with that Sammy, Love Me Two Times was a song by the Doors.
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You’ve just proved the point Lord, the group were yanks also.
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He should have said it was an affordable home or asylum let.
Where do elephants come from? Africa and India, oddly Elephants don’t live in Pakistan so I guess they are as intelligent as people say they are.
Anyways fuck the council and fuck the elephant man. I fucking detest local government so naturally I’m on his side but I’m also in his neighbours side, you could say I’m torn……hmmm Natalie Imbruglia……..g’day bastards.
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My replies live near Gillingham football ground, this is fuck all in the Medway.
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With all the foreigners in the Medway towns, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a real elephant there. All those north Kent towns were ruined years ago. You won’t hear a word of English being spoken, just Farsi, Urdu, Tuurka-Tuurka, Kurdish, African Ooga-Dooga, and a whole smorgasbord of East European Dooshka-dooshka.
Any real elephant would be stabbed and eaten within a day.
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Spotted Hyenas, the only way to go. Great for home security they will even eat the fuckers trainers (as long as the foot is in it). Entertaining noises, retro white crap, have a gamey smell but not unpleasant and not much shedding. Wary of strangers and rumours of pets disappearing or yes get females they are bigger. Well there you go Spotted Hyenas are the new black. Got to go seeing my shrink in about an hour ho hum what fun.
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I see its a ‘far-right’ elephant slide as it has a Union Jack flag on the side. The council were more likely to be offended by this and Trevor’s St George bunting on the drive than it being a danger to local kids. Try saying its trans friendly Trev? The council will probably give you some funding for n*ncery.
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He’s white and his name is Robinson.
Guaranteed to be persecuted for that alone.
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