Labour’s ‘Annus Horribilis

is a cunt

Well here we are cunters; the first anniversary of Labour’s ‘loveless landslide’, and as the late great Queen Betty II would have put it, ‘it’s been a right fucking’ “annus horribilis” for the cunts’.

Indeed. I mean, where to start? I suppose that the economy’s as good a place as any. Labour was all about ‘change’; you know, broadening opportunity for business, instilling confidence, creating loads of new jobs and incentives, no tax hikes and shit. But then…stands back in amazement. Rachel from accounts suddenly realises that she’s got a big black hole to fill, extending to about £20 billion. ‘Nobody told me’, squeaks the Richard III doppelganger, ‘now tax and national insurance will have to go up. And as for our promise on not axeing the winter fuel allowance, well it’s got to go. After all, we’ll got to find the billions needed to pay for thousands of “irregular” migrants and a load of loony “net zero” initiatives from somewhere’.

And speaking of financial matters, we of course have just witnessed the pathetic sight of the PM folding like a piece of wet bog roll on the subject of much-needed reform of the out-of-control benefits system. Faced by a massive revolt by his own back benchers, Sir FreeGear has had to slink away, leaving the rebels with the knowledge that they’ve now got him by the short and curlies in future. Run the country? He couldn’t run a bath.

And speaking of illegal migrants, old beloved leader promised to get a grip on this festering problem, with all of its damaging social and economic consequences. So he immediately cancelled the proposed Rwanda plan for deterrence, and replaced it with a vague and useless pledge to ‘smash the gangs’. Strangely enough, they’ve flocked into the land of milk and honey by the tens of thousands during Labour’s first year. It’s the nation’s only growth industry.

And speaking of gangs, for months the government blocked all talk of a national inquiry into P*K! rape gangs, with our very own Max Headroom lookalike saying that those calling for such an inquiry were ‘climbing onto a far-right bandwagon’. Funnily enough, when Baroness Casey’s report hit the front pages in mid-June and the extent of the problem was clear for all to see, ol’ Keir Shitter had to back peddle furiously. The genie wasn’t going back into the bottle, no way. We’re all ‘far right’ now then, Sir Keir, and that includes you. Now watch this space as the government desperately tries to ‘manage’ the scope and the extent of the inquiry.

Naturally TwoTier had hardly got his foot in the door at No 10 before the betrayal of the Brexit referendum was underway. No mention of this in the manifesto of course, but he signed us up to a regulatory regime in exports which ‘realigns’ us with Brussels, Labour Newspeak for ‘puts us back under the EU thumb’, and sells out our fishermen in the process, not to mention 17.5 million members of the electorate.

And speaking of foreign policy successes, how could we forget the Chagos Islands sell-out, and the ludicrous spectacle of shilly-shallying over the bombing of Iran, when *wife’s voice, as she reads over my shoulder*, ‘blimey, is this a cunting or a dissertation?’. Yeah she’s right, I could go on on the vile duplicity and hypocrisy of Labour, the lies and the u-turns, but I guess that cunters know where I stand on the subject by now.

‘Can I take it that you won’t be voting Labour next time then dear?’ says the missus.
‘Vote Labour?’ says I. ‘I’d rather shit in my hand and clap’. I bloody well would too.

the sun

Nominated by Ron Knee.

47 thoughts on “Labour’s ‘Annus Horribilis

  1. He most certainly is a horrible anus, Ron.
    Talking of arses, has anyone seen one lying around anywhere as I just laughed mine off.
    (‿ˠ‿)
    💩

      • Don’t worry Ron – I am sure when the grapes of wrath are at their worse, little Nurse Wessy Streeting is right behind him, happy to insert a nice soothing suppository into the Prime Ministerial rectum. I am sure on many occasions Two Tier has heard the words “bend over, duckie”.

  2. An excellent and concise summation cunting, RK…splendid stuff.
    It all makes sense if you approach the topic with the assumption that every politician has a mandate to undermine and destroy Britain from within.
    They’re being either paid vast sums to do so or are being ordered to by their WEF (or whoever controls those cunts) on pain od death or a combination of the two.
    They’re all guilty of treason and ought to be hung, drawn and quartered without hesitation or trial.

    • I feel utter despair for the country TC, I really do. It’s like a train wreck.

      Speaking of train wrecks, it did make me chuckle to see that Sir TwoTier’s suspended that loony hippo Flabbott the Hutt again for antisemitism. Getting suspended seems to be her hobby. I wonder how long it’ll be before she quits permanently to join Jezbollah’s Fruit and Nut Party?

      Morning all.

  3. I wonder how many times Dirty Ange has dropped her knickers in the last year, and how many times she has had to go to the clap clinic (ditto the Reverend Bryant). I wonder how many back-handers Kweer has had to give to his media pals not to report his probably unsavoury private life. I wonder how many times Lady Starmer has considered taking a contract out on her cunt of a husband. I wonder how many more lies Kweer has lined up for his second year in office (but not in power), and I wonder just how much of this second year he will serve, once Blair and Mandy even realise what an arsehole he is like the rest of us do.

  4. He might not be ‘smashing the gangs’ but he is smashing the economy, jobs, business, free speech, pensioners, farmers, fishermen, pubs, national security, armed forces, local communities, democracy, British cultural identity and national cohesion.

    All going to plan then.

  5. I go along with all this but let’s give credit where it is due:
    14 years in which benefits went up, migration went up, railways went down, water companies polluted at will, Post office dishonesty was compounded, blood victims left to die, Matt fucking Hancock, Liz Truss, Boris fucking Johnson and on and on.

    Oh, and Brexit was fucked up.

  6. His (Starmer) latest catch phrase is ‘those on modest income’, undefined just like ‘working people’

    We know what low income is, it’s called minimum wage so how far above low income is modest income, answers on a postcard.

    The fat arsed bitch MP for a Birmingham Yardley was questioned yesterday about the stats on sexual assaults by foreign scum but she could bring herself to acknowledge that there is a problem with the likes of Afghans and other assorted shite being disproportionately more likely to commit sex crimes.

    Her answer, the problem is men, this from the woman who is supposed to be safeguarding minister and specifically violence against women and girls.

    What a fucking cunt.

    • Ah good old Jess Head & Shoulders Phillips.

      I had the misfortune of seeing that greasy haired minger, waffling on in that uniquely disgusting, fork tongued, man hating manner it talks in.

      It’s all men remember – not just the recently smuggled in Snackbars who Phillips is desperate for votes from, who are a danger to young girls.

      Her time in politics is nearly up thank fuck. Thanks to the demographic it has been busily protecting interestingly enough.

      • Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside. Gives misandrist munters everywhere a bad name.

      • She is absolutely fucking vile Ron.

        Next level despicable.

        I only have to its rancid grinning mug and my blood pressure starts bubbling.

        Usually after she’s spouted some bollocks about “men” when in fact her hatred is of specifically white men.

        I’d love to spend five minutes in a room with her with my work boots on and I’d show her what misogyny really looks like.

    • She is such a misandrist, and you have to wonder if she is a lesbian in the closet – and it also makes you wonder about “Mr” Philips, her alleged husband – is h/she a very masculine dyke, or did he have to be castrated before she consented to have in the house, like a stray cat. It seems a very seedy domestic arrangement, though I understand she has at least one son – poor little bugger. He will probably end up either quare or on drugs with a mother like that thing.

  7. Smash the smaggling gungs and win a free sausage.

    Wasn’t fishing part of the eu Brexit deal which would involve re-opening the agreement to change?
    As usual, only when it suits the pile of shit eu.

  8. I remain astounded at the millions of people who still believe the “system” is working to improve their lives and that their M.P is their representative in our “democracy”..

    I suppose some cunts believe the Earth is flat and there is a Heaven but the evidence clearly indicates that Labour are cunts,as are the Tories,the Lib Dems,the fucking Greens,the Ulster Unionists etc etc and they cannot,at any point,be trusted to run a bath.

    Our country is being driven to literal ruin by the policies of this Uniparty and the utter mediocrity of everything involved with it.

    Everything they do is broadcast and discussed as some sort of life changing event whereas the reality is that it is doomed to total ruinously expensive failure.

    Surrounded by all this noise and pantomime its best to tune out and go for a walk in the countryside before some cunt turns up with a clipboard and turns it into a solar panel farm,housing estate for Ethiopians or a fucking barbers shop that never has any customers.

    Disgusting,amoral,craven,rotten human waste the lot.

    Oven.

  9. Larry the cat for Prime Minister.4 years left of these clowns 🤡🤡🤡.Sell out Starmfuher deserves to be fed to the hungry crocodiles.Tory/Liebour same old same old.Stop the world I’ve seen enough.😠😠😠

  10. In olden times, the legacy parties could turn the what were called ‘Party Grandees’ who would offer the current crop of inexperienced wankers the benefit of their sage advice. Chaps like Keith Joseph, Nigel Lawson, Michael Foot, and so on Nowadays there are no grandees, just had been cunts who were just as shit as the new crop; Directionless, reactive policy made on the hoof, to cover up the succession of inept policy decisions of their predecessors, is the depressing outcome. In the words of the lamented RTC, we are all fucked.

  11. Labour wankers, vote Tory.
    Tory wankers, vote Labour.
    Labour wankers, vote Tory.
    Tory wankers, vote Labour.
    So the pattern continues, with the occasional Lib-Dem wankers thrown in to make sure the uniparty always wins.
    Wake up, wake up, voting won’t save you but rightful application of a lamp post, slip knot and length of rope just might.
    …aah, Slipknot, that’ll do, where’s my CD.

  12. As much as I disliked BLIAR, I put up with it.
    Stoma? I would like to put a sledge hammer in the cunts face

  13. What’s is the gift for a one year anniversary?
    A pile of human faeces with a hepatitis infected needle in it..
    Or aids infected if Rodney is involved.

  14. If I was to believe that I’m still living in the time I was born just before the last war ended, I’d still be none the wiser after working all my life up to the recommended time of employment, with wage rises on the up, disability allowance on the rise, pensions forever rising, private pensions higher so long as I’m still alive, free public transport and other benefits. All this before the necessary evil of the internet, with people wanting to know each other’s business, there was just the news to follow on the radio and newspapers of which l never bothered with either. I’d be none the wiser of whether which government was better than the others. Call me nieve, but things only got better for me personally.

  15. Just another thought..

    I take it that 16 year olds will get a vote in the not to distant second vote on Brexit…!!

  16. Many cunters will be old enough, as am I, to recall a time when politicians were careful to obscure, cover up and deny any impropriety or duplicitous words and actions. Being caught in a lie used to be a massive faux pas, often quickly followed by a fall from grace, resignation and a large dose of shunning.

    Times have changed.

    These days the most egregious words and behaviour are played out in full view of the public and the attitude of the protagonists seems to be, “so what?”. It absolutely beggars belief these cunts now get away with this on a routine basis.

    The fact is Labour lied about many things which have subsequently adversely affected much of the British population. And they shrug it off as if it’s no biggie. They’re all at it. Covid proved once and for all that democracy is an illusion. The government of the day effectively promoted themselves to rulers rather than governors and inflicted the most obscene rules and restrictions on the population. You can’t do that in a free society. Failure to obey resulted in prosecution and imprisonment, FFS! That’s effectively a police state run by fear and intimidation.

    Of course the same rules and restrictions didn’t apply to the rulers as they quaffed their cocktails and munched their canapés at their behind-closed-doors parties. All paid for by the tax payer of course. Who’s in jail for those blatant abuses? What about the cunt who was driving half away across the country to visit his mistress? Yep, nothing happened. As per usual.

    My point is as each ‘outrage’, ‘scandal’ and ‘u-turn’ goes unchallenged with no accountability, it lowers the bar for public servants’ behaviour. They say you get the politicians you vote for, but it’s more nuanced than that. How do you protect yourselves from out-and-out lies? You can’t. Labour must know they are perhaps the most hated and despised UK government ever. And yet they continue with their anti-British agenda like it’s OK. The Tories before them had a long time in government and actively helped to undermine the country. And don’t think for a moment that if Farage ever sees No. 10 it will be any different. It won’t.

    Have a nice weekend everyone.

    • Simple splendid post I.Y.

      Once these wicked cunts have punched their ticket by lying to gain office then all bets are off for 4 or 5 years.

      Not democracy by any reasonable standard but all aided and abetted by a majority of the MSM and pigshit thick electorate.

      Your post is first class.Award yourself the post of chief editor of the Guardian.

      Good afternoon to you in the Trumpland.

      • Oh and I’m not quite sure how much better it is in the Land of the Free..

        Or any other country that hides behind sham democracy.

  17. Labour will be gutted when the Tory party folds.
    Wholl they blame for the worlds woes then?

    I despise the tories just as much as i despise Labour.
    Both sold this country and its people out.

    And ill never vote for either again.

    So lets see what Farage can do?

    • It seems highly likely that Reform will be in a powerful position after a few years of Starmer and his basket of cunts..

      However I maintain that the real.power of the state,the unelected bureaucracy,will simply refuse or deflect all attempts at forceful,clear and fully mandated change.

      Such is the present mire.

  18. I am sure many on here would not mind seeing the establishment get shocked with a victory for Reform. By making all these errors the Steer Farmer is making that more likely. It is in the interests of Reform if Labour can not stop the small boats.

    I am pragmatic with the migrants. If one has full and proper id, is genuine and he can prove he is on the hit list from a warlord or a dictator then I have no moral objection to him having a hotel room, but doing community work for his upkeep. I reckon that would be 2% of those coming over so not a lot.

    I am fair minded with migration that provides benefits. I had Stage 3 nearly dead Cancer, my surgeons who saved my life were either Indian or from Indian background. The majority of the nurses who cared for me in intensive care for a week were filipino and when I got to the ward one of the night guys was from morocco. He took my wee bottles away, done my water and came every time I pressed the button. There was also a lovely Irish Nurse and health care assistant from America. I could go on. No one is protesting migrants who save our lives. It is just the boat and the queue jumpers. They make it harder for genuine migrants who want to be british and who want to come because they have proper skills that will benefit us.

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