Keir Starmer [37]


Sorry to go on about this motherfucker yet again, but if you need any further proof that Sir Keir Rodney Starmer K.C – the Andy Capp of the legal profession – is deluded it has to be his self description yesterday as “a hard bastard”. Really?, just look at the fat faced old cunt. It seems that his arsehole crawling to the EU in general and his boyfriend Macron on particular has gone tits-up. His absurd “one in, one out” policy to “reduce” the number of illegal boat spongers has been kyboshed by the fucking EU (I will have to post a second link after this one, because you are only allowed one per nom).

“Hard” the only time he gets hard is when Streeting or Bryant are sucking him off.

It is about time the men in white coats came and dragged the silly soft bastard off to a loony bin:

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Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

40 thoughts on “Keir Starmer [37]

  1. It’s going to be very interesting what the Ukranian rent boys have to say in their upcoming court case after attempting to set fire to Starmer’s front door (after they all set each other’s back doors on fire and Rodney lost his wallet).
    Assuming they live that long and aren’t ‘suicided’.
    Good morning to one and all.

    • The case will be held in camera so we won’t be told Thomas.

      If those who rule us can keep secret the importation of up to 100,000 unidentified Afghans, mostly bogus asylum seekers, they’ll have no problem suppressing news of Stalin’s odious activities.

      • Indeed GT and good morning.
        At least Rodders won’t have gotten up to anything worse than what I’m going to invent and report as facts to gullible people.
        They’ll be shocked to hear that those rent boys used ‘Sir’ Kier’s lying mouth as a toilet for both numbers.

  2. A hard bastard who:
    – caved in to Casey over a rape gang inquiry
    – caved in to the train drivers
    – caved in to the junior doctors
    – caved in to his own MPs over modest welfare cuts
    – caved in to Mauritius over the Chagos Islands
    – caved in to public opinion over the Winter Fuel Allowance

    Hard bastard?
    I’ve done harder shits.

  3. In all corporations you have this thing called resignation.

    If you are particularly good in a position you will soon find yourself promoted to a higher position until you reach the point of incompetence in your new job.

    You simply can’t cope.
    The job that you are doing is beyond your capabilities.

    It’s then when you should resign.

    You don’t have to leave the corporation that you work for, you just need to take a step back to a position that you were good at.

    It doesn’t need to be a permanent step back.
    Perhaps with a little more time and experience you would be better suited to a higher position.

    But politicians don’t do that.

    Starmer must know that he is fucking useless as a Prime Minister but he carries on regardless, lurching from one fuck up to the next.

    The only reasons that politicians resign are when they are caught up in a scandal or if they lose an election.

    This cunt wakes up every morning knowing that he is the most hated person in the UK and possibly the worst Prime Minister there has ever been.

    He knows that almost everyone wants him gone, including members of his own party.

    But he carries on anyway.

    The arrogant cunt.

  4. It is a sign, I think, that Starmer knows he is done for, by allowing that brainless whore Rayner to tell 16/17 year olds they can vote at the next election.

    Do that pair of shit stains really believe kids will vote for old grandad, whom is more like 82 than 62, especially as he will be 66 at the next election (if the constipation doesn’t get him first). Does he really think they will be impressed by that walking cadaver Pat McFadden?.

    That said, most 12/13 year olds will have forgotten (if they ever heard in the first place) last years lies “Labour has a (fully costed) plan” or “Country first, party second”, or “We will not increase taxes”, but hopefully their grandparents will tell them how Reeves took away their winter fuel payments and their parents how they live in fear of losing their jobs and the increasing problems of making ends meet.

    Hopefully the kids will continue to do what normal kids do and ignore old men and women who “rule” us, and those who do vote will vote for the Greens or Jeremy Corbyn making sure the left vote is split even more,.

    I still see “Mr. Rules” gone within the year because not even Blair and Mandy are bothering to defend him now – even they can recognise a loser when they see one

    • Harold Wilson lowered the voting age from 21 to 18 in 1969.
      Now Stalin has lowered it to 16.

      Apparently on both occasions another political party had advocated the changes before they were made – the Monster Raving Loonies.

      So there you go, Stalin’s political mentor and inspiration was Screaming Lord Sutch.

      Morning WC / all.

      • Eventually, GT, pregnant women will be able to vote twice or thrice if she’s evidence that there are more inside her at any given time.

  5. “Ooh! I could crush a grape..
    Yeah alright Rodney you fat, flute playing quare. Hard bastard!!.
    Grow up, you are a laughing stock on the world stage.

    Brittle,weak excuse of a man..
    Do the country a favour and kill yourself..

  6. As Vince Cable might have said at PMQs had he still been an MP:

    “The house has noticed the prime minister’s remarkable transformation in the last few weeks from Mr Bean to Stalin…”

    Sir Kweer: “The Rt. Honourable gentleman is incorrect, I remain a gormless looking turd.”

  7. Let’s be fair,he has been known to go into “full battle mode” on behalf of…

    Convicted Islamic terrorists.

    Deviant “men” who want to dress up in a wig and flowery skirt.

    All “asylum seekers”.

    Lockdowns for everyone for longer,but not for him.

    Some cunt from Ukraine.

    And so on,

    A man of iron indeed.

    Hang the lying cunt for the treasonous faggôt he is.

    Good morning.

  8. Too Queer is the worst Prime Minister in history, and not just ours. The slack arsed cunt should be granted an assisted death to put us all out of our misery. In that way we can see how it works and make our own minds up as to the efficacy of Liebour’s flagship legislation. However, in doing so, we must be mindful that he is just the front man/muppet for the marxist hoades that stand behind his supposedly acceptable physiognomy. Without him to front things up, the fullest horror of their vile tomorrow would be revealed all at once. Fucking scary, isn’t it?

    Good morning, everyone.

  9. As charismatic as a used wet tea bag.He”s only hard when Lord 🦆y Ali enters his rear end.Push the old dame in front of an on coming bus.Rat.

  10. Too Kweer is the worst Prime Minister in history, and not just ours. The slack arsed cunt should be granted an assisted death to put us all out of our misery. In that way we can see how it works and make our own minds up as to the efficacy of Liebour’s flagship legislation. However, in doing so, we must be mindful that he is just the front man/muppet for the marxist hordes that stand behind his supposedly acceptable physiognomy. Without him to front things up, the fullest horror of their vile tomorrow would be revealed all at once. Fucking scary, isn’t it?

    Good morning, everyone.

    (This is a revised version of an original posting that has fallen foul of the moderators due to the inadvertent use of a term that suggests the PM might perhaps be a shirt lifter.)

  11. I can’t quote verbatim, but I heard the the bastard blaming leaving the EU for the reason the Germans couldn’t stop migrants from getting hold of their outboard motors.
    Something like that anyhow. It was such a pathetic excuse that I thought I misheard.
    In any case, expect the lying traitor to sign us back into the EU soon, whether we voted for it or not.
    Even worse, paying for the privilege, but having no representation.

  12. When is this fucking twat going to be kidnapped and left to stew alone in the dark, thinking what is going to happen, with only a constant water drip keeping the cunt alive and the occasional whispering voice of torture for the bastard to listen to.

    • I would also be interested in the cunt to go missing similar to events in “The Vanishing” 1988 Danish original version.

  13. On a personal level total cunt.

    On the political level a dangerous want to be tyrant.

    Authoritarian by nature, the people exist to serve the state is his mantra.

    Worries me more than any other PM in my lifetime.

    He gives no fucks about anything apart from securing power .

    • With his glasses on all the time he looks like the headmaster of one of those boys schools who employs pee-does as a matter of course and turns a blind eye to complaints – you can just imagine Streeting as the P.T master who spends too much time in the changing room, and the Revd Bryant as the religion teacher, also offering the boys moral guidiance and gummy blow jobs. Kyle would probably be the “drama teacher” with a penchant for ballet (he’s doing Diagalevs Nutcracker again). The school matron would be Jess Phillips, removing the boys tonsils and foreskins with garden shears, and ordering cold baths.

      Life at St. Mandy’s taking you back to the 1940s.

    • Indeed Sixdog, he’s a lawyer by training and a Marxist by belief. He detests anything Great about Britain and is doing all he can to further his authoritarian dystopian views on these once great isles.

      A cunt, but a very dangerous one.

  14. If only I could avoid seeing this cunts face each time I visit here. I’m hoping I’ll get the chance soon when evil thoughts leave me. It must be worse for psychopaths and ordinary murderers. The cunt is definitely making me feel that way inclined.

    • I don’t think anyone need do anything to him, nature will take it’s course. He looks so egg bound, I am sure Lord Alli will go into his bathroom one morning and find the fat old cunt has expired on the bog seat, keeled over on the khasi, died straining at stool Let’s just hope Kweer’s “boy” doesn’t have to see it – it won’t be a pretty sight, but then he never was.

  15. Hard man.

    For fucks sake, I’ve seen harder shit in a babies nappy.

    Who does this utterly traitorous evil cretin think he’s impressing. Soros and WEF puppets is all I can think of.

  16. The German cunt blamed Brexit for the fact they weren’t allowed to arrest boat makers in Germany, Starmer was kissing the cunts arse because he agreed to change the law so they could seize the ‘small boats’ in Germany.

    The ‘loophole’ means that as a third country (UK) it not illegal to supply goods for people smuggling from Germany but they are suppling them to France, they have to go through France to get to the UK, it’s fucking bullshit.

    Just another Brexit blaming sham, the NCA have been actively working with German police since Sunak was PM.

    The truth is that neither the Frogs nor the Krauts give a shit, the more scum that gets to the UK the better.

    Not only is the cunt surrendering to the EU he also throwing the NI veterans back under the bus.

  17. He always has the pained expression of a man who’s been baking a shit for a week.

    The term ‘non-entity’could have been coined for this quacking cunt. A failure on every level.

    Morning all.

    • Oh wow, a Keir Starmer / Labour Party / Socialist / Left-winger nomination. How long ago was the last one? Can’t remember now. Looking forward to reading all the new names people have thought up to call him / them.

      • I also think, Allan, that tortoise features of old London Town should be placed near a building site where large wheeled lorries and steamrollers are at work.

      • Are you replying to me in particular Allan??

        I haven’t done anything.

        I was only shoehorning last nights boxing story into the nom.

        One of the people I was talking about is a sweaty dim witted cunt who looks perpetually vacant, the other one is Daniel Dubois.

  18. over 3million signed the petition to call for another general election and the government closed the site down as support for the petition call continued to grow. I suspect if left the site would be into 20million plus today. Our spineless monarchy needs to grow a back bone and disolve parliament after sacking this useless bag of shite. Obviously said monarch cannot gauge the mood of his subjects and is too blinded sided with the annual income of just shy of a billion. They are having the last laugh and it needs to change pronto. I’m sick to fuckin death, as I’m sure your are too, of having our lives and futures unfairly orchestrated by a man not fit to shield shit. Reform party power can’t come soon enough. Sorry all, rant over!

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