Iran,
Well they are cunts aren’t they.
The Islamic problem is just the same as the Irish problem, Shias and Sunni just don’t seem to get on unless they are at least a country away.
So Iran supplies terror unit on the encouragement of their mates in Moscow,
The Palestinians (sunni)
The houtis (sunni)
Just to cause a bit of diversion from the Ukraine issue and divert military aid, and attention else where.
Well, it looks like this may have backfired as the budding nuclear power now faces a future of solar power.
Probably should have mentioned the Iranians are Shia and believe Mohamed’s brother was the second prophet which is why the others don’t like them.
Nominated by: Lord benny
Informative link provided by: PT Admin: Fox News Link
Sunni,
yesterday my life was in iran,
Sunny,
You smiled at me and nearly eased the pain
-Ayatollah Khomeini
Irans a bleak shithole populated with headtheballs whos only interest is the comic they call the koran.
I remember seeing footage on the news of iranians hitting themselves on the head with cobblestones till blood flowed down their faces,
Puddled.
Nothing grows there
The odd palm tree
Nobody likes them as people,
And its ruled by some old wizard in a black dress.
Like its gay brother Iraq itd benefit from a dose of what the japs got at the end of WW2
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Oh and mohameds brother was the first iranian vegetarian.
Nohamed.
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Imagine what a wonderful world it would be if countries like Iran disappeared overnight.
If every Muslim on earth were to drop down dead, regardless of their sex or age.
I fucking hate Muslims.
You might call me racist, even though Islam is not a race.
I would correct you.
I am pathologically racist towards the medieval cunts.
Good morning.
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In the article linked to the nom it says about iran being a state sponsor of terrorism
And its designs on nuclear weapons etc
Whys everything rusty?!
They live in a fuckin desert.
Rust should be the last of the issues
I live in the North West of England
Known for its rainfall.
My stuffs not rusty,
Because I maintain it.
They aren’t ready for nuclear,
Itd be leaking constantly.
If you cant take care of your toys then you shouldn’t have them.
Christ.
Bet the surgeons in the hospitals there have rusty scalpels?
Thats their problem.
Always praying and reading.
No emphasis on tool maintenance.
Bookworms
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Ayatollah Khamenei is a shiite.
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Aye, fookin’ shiite!
Morning GT/all.
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Allah…
May his name be shat upon.
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Perks of the job:
72 virgins written into the contracts of employment for all Iranian high-ranking army officers and top nuclear scientists.
The lower orders get 72 goats.
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The average iranian gets 72 goats but they arent quite virgins.
Theyve been fingered and done oral.
Thats why in iran before marriage the mullah checks livestock for lovebites.
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Ps
Despite his name,
Billy the kid wasn’t actually iranian.
Miserables book of facts
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Are they still trying to push that one Geordie, when there’s not enough virgins to go round. Someone’s supposedly come back to life and only experienced a 72 year old ugly virgin.
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By the way, the karen is the Viz comic, covering news about all the Spoilt Bastards out there.
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Would a Geordie mu§lım be called a Whyayetollah?
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Good one Thomas.
Congratulations, you win today’s Ant & Dec Thumbs Up Award:
https://mx.pinterest.com/pin/ant-and-dec-at-text-santa–105271710024655330/
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The virgins are gents though. 72 of the cunts that checked themsleves out of the plane, train or automobile before them.
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When Michael Palin traveled the world in 80 days, the Iranians wouldn’t let him in with a camera crew. He had to drive across its fly blown wastes solo.
They clearly had something to hide and were obviously worried a former member of Monty Python would succeed where western intelligence had failed.
The daft cunts!
I always thought Palin should have done a follow up – Around the civilised world in 7 days.
He would have been back home on day 6.
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Abdul?
What, Cunt?
How come The Waltzer at the Bandar Abbas funfair is spinning at 90,000 rpm?
No idea, you nosey wanker: now fuck off back to get the beds made and the rooms ready in the 5* hotels. Check that the telly and air con are working, too, and that some other mug is paying for the electricity. We’ll be along soon, definitely before the next unscheduled El Al flight.
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I got a nuke babe 🎶 Sunni & shiia 😁
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Blow the shithole to kingdom come 💥💥💥
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I might bugger off over there so that I can marry my child bride Yvette Cooper, in her gymslip and P.T. knickers, she will be serving my Turkish Delight – exotic, delicious, fully of Eastern promise. At least it will be warmer and I won’t have to listen to Kweer, except when he gets flogged on his state visit.
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probably fewer mulsims there as well
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There are still rumours that the crafty cunts got some nuclear material out of the mountain before the bunker busters hit.
The media banged on about how difficult and dangerous it is to move the stuff around, yep like the cunts give a shit about health and safety.
Then we got the ‘death to America’ and ‘America will pay’, the rag head cunt making threats and launching a few missiles towards an American base in one the Arab states, fucking hell that was giving them what for 😂
On the subject of the Middle East, our pavement ape foreign Secretary has been over thousand Syria, re-established diplomatic relations and given the cunts 100 million of our money, perhaps now we can send back all the Syrian cunts who arrived here illegally.
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‘thousand’, no idea where that came from … to Syria
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He’s a silly chimp 🐒
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Thought I’d have a search for any Iranian composers I might’ve heard of and there were quite a few, but there wasn’t a single one I knew of and I can rattle off quite a lot from the hundreds of discs I’ve collected over the years.
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Only know, taliban, taliban banana, here I come….
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Wouldn’t it be nice to get on with me neighbors
But they make it very clear they’ve got no room for religious headbangers.
They stop me from praying, they bang on me border.
They’re doin me beard in it’s no good at all,
Lazy sunni inbreds, I’ve got no mind to worry, close my eyes and
Drift away
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Now now Gentlemen
They’re not that bad..
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2025/jul/07/iran-rushes-deportation-4-million-afghans-deadline-women-repression
Isn’t the Guardian a great read sometimes?
PS,I sincerely hope the splendid Israelis find an excuse to nuke the Mad Mullah cunts totally out of existence.
Fuck them all,every last one of the evil inbred fanatical scûm.
Good morning.
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“WE ARE ISLAM
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE”
Fuck them.
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Iran is probably the oldest continuous civilisation on earth. Regressed by Islam to a shithole.
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It was a much better place when it was Persia, that’s for sure!
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I wonder if the chinks instead of releasing COVID could release a virus that only targeted a specific religious/ colour of skin / ethnic groups…!
https://youtu.be/rBrd_3VMC3c?si=9oZz3kNWYktLI_5L
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Sorry Doctor, I jumped straight in with a similar idea without realising you were there.
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The only way in Iran is to disguise something that there’s more of. Flies. Artificial flies that explode on impact.
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👍
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Not completely OT, as we’re on the subject of nutters. Caroline Lucas was on the telly last night. She doesn’t hold back, tells it to you straight. Straight out of her arse hole.
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Caroline Lucas is what the mute button was invented for.
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You know I was just about to mention that daft fucking idiot…!
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Eight people were recently arrested in the UK for terrorist offences. And, all of them are men, and all but one are from – or connected with – Iran.
This lot have been nothing but trouble for decades. A blight on the civilised world.
Ever since the overthrow and the exile of the Shah in 1979, they have been a pain for the western world. That lunatic, Khomeini. The American hostages, putting death sentences on authors, amongst other things. A barbaric regime and mentality that has no place in the civilised world.
The West has mollycoddled and tip toed around Iran for years. While those clowns Bush and Blair focused on Iraq and Saddam Hussein, Iran was allowed to go on relatively unsupervised and even gain access to nuclear technology and weapons. Their hatred for the West is well known, and the terrorist has always had ties to Iran and its ‘beliefs’.
This could – and should – have been addressed years ago. But nothing was ever really done. A bit of umming and ahhing by Reagan in the 80s and that was it. And the arms for hostages deals that were done with Iran in that period were also despicable. Whatever Iran and its leaders wanted, it seemed to get.
And, to this day, they still cause trouble and are talismen of terrorism.
Iraq was viewed as the big bad panto villain by the Americans and the British. But Iran are the main trouble. They always have been.
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Not from Iran (thank God), but I have a new neighbour two doors down.
I let on to her today as she got off her bike. A very pleasant and attractive young woman. But -good God almighty – her arse…..Bloody magnificent, it is.
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