I’ve seen a couple of news items about this. The usual
” home owners URGED to keep windows and doors shut…”
So, here’s the skinny
Basically, you can’t stop them.
Buy fly spray, or a blowtorch ( which is probably more environmentally friendly)
Happy Flying Ant Day, folks!
Nominated by Jeezum Priest and seconded by Norman.
Seconded, Jeezum.
I was plagued by then last year. The back garden was a like scene from the Ten Commandments.
‘But… But they are harmless..’
Maybe, but there are literally hundreds of them. Their coming is of Old Testament proportions.
Only thing that did the trick was the hosepipe and power washer.
It drowned all the cunts that were on my garden furniture. And I also drowned/flooded all the sods that were on, and coming out of, the flags on the ground. A bit of bleach on the ground to add to the water also helps. They are cunts.
You pair of pearl clutchers.
Theyre ants, not russian drones.
We have them every year,
They nest in the composter then for one day they have wings and fly about.
Completely harmless.
I dont kill them
Phone the police
Our stand on kitchen chair shouting “THOMASSS!!!!!”
I leave them be.
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If you say “Thomas” 5 times in the mirror I will appear like a skinny, moustachioed Candyman.
You and yours would be in no danger though.
I’d just rifle through your fridge and steal a trinket off the mantlepiece.
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Nasty, disgusting, ugly, unwanted creatures that prey on shit, cause nuisance, and spread disease.
We are talking about Dinghy invaders and Pakistankies, aren’t we?
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An even bigger and invasive species than ants.
I fucking hate the cunts. Don’t like ants either.
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I hate the flying ants. They are cunts.
But, if it was a choice between a back garden full of ants and a hospital ward full of Pakis, then I’d take the ants.
Another Paki (yes another one) has started at our place.
Cunt has a huge barn of a house, full of his relatives, and four cars on the huge driveway outside.
Yet, he and his family insist that nobody can drive him to the kidney unit. He has to go by ambulance, And, the drivers told me that he keeps them waiting for ten to fifteen minutes every time. Even if they are on a tight schedule, he doesn’t give a shit. Also never thanks them when they drop him off.
P.A.K.I C.U.N.T !
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Drop the cunt off a railway bridge, skanky cunt
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Flying ant day, I’m glad they have finally got the recognition for the work they do.
The pavement apes and the pòofs get a month, and what have they ever contributed..
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Good point Barry.
I’m looking forward to Diarrhoea Awareness Day.
Runs for 24 hours.
Okay, I’ll get my coat.
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Sir Too Kweer has a plan to give the fuckers the vote.
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Good morning, everyone.
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How about Ladybirds?
Swarms of the little polkadot motherfuckers at the moment.
And…. They nip!!
I heard there’s a Superswarm, currently heading to Sheffield /Manchester area!!!! 😫
Bet they make a film out of it?
JP played by jack Klugman
Norman by Charlton Heston.
Get your filthy carapace off me you damn dirty bug
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Morning, MNC. Maybe there would be a cameo for Karl Malden’s nose? It could play that swing aqueduct in Manchester. It would be covered in ladybirds, obvs
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Morning 20, good idea.
That Quincy played by Jack Klugman was a right short tempered old cunt wasnt he?
Wonder if he was like that in real life?
Moaning at the audition
Goddammit who wrote this script?
A simpleton?
This shirts chaffing my neck for christ sake…. 😁
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Just think what a thrilling end-of-the-world disaster movie that could be!
Flying ants v Ladybirds.
Humans caught between the two swarms suffocated, the army patrolling the streets, using loudspeakers to ” urge everyone to keep their doors and windows shut”.
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Steve Buscemi as Thomas the Cunt Engine
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Or the highly. Venomous butterflies of sarawak?
They can strip a water buffalo of flesh in 5minutes.
The bite of which is comparable in pSI to a saltwater crocodile.
Which they also prey on.
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” Venomous butterflies of Sarawak”
😂😂😂😂
Splendid! 👍
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Hi MNC we have the sabre toothed buff tail moth, inhabits the woodland edges around these parts. Usually seen in pairs, attracted to lager fumes, cigarette smoke crap music. Well this is what I tell tourists if they ask me about the “dangers” of the local countryside. We do have lethal adders a lurking.. Don’t get me started on the bastard bats!.
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I still use the old sticky fly paper hanging from the ceiling, enabling me to have all the windows open like we used to. Doors also where I live.
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We have doors where i live too Sammy.
Great idea arent they?
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That’s true Mis, but I’ll be walking through them sooner than you think. Also the walls, do you happen to have these? They’re good for holding up the doors.
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Yes, the novelty of coming home and not having to climb through the window!
Brilliant.
Whatll they come up with next eh?
😂
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Ps
That link is bullshit JP.
The guys a sensationalist.
“What if they get inside your home…”
What and take me hostage?
Hes the CEO of a company that makes flyspray.
Vested interest.
All you. Need is a fly net over your door (circa £5 ebay)
Sorted.
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What about flying dec day, dont leave her out, launch the pair of chancers off the tyne bridge never to be seen again. Amen or is it eammon.
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The end is nigh
The meek shall inherit the earth.
There seems to be fair few cabbage whites this year and I don’t have any cabbages
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The article is a sensationalised advert aimed at the feeble minded, never in my sixty years has this been an issue.
Scottish midges however, now they are vicious little bastards.
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Flying Ant Day is awesome. At least it ain’t raining spiders. Stop being pussies.
Forget cats and dogs—it was raining spiders recently in southern Australia, according to local news reports.
‘Millions of spiders dropped from the sky in the Southern Tablelands region (map), blanketing the countryside with their webs. “They fly through the sky and then we see these falls of spiderwebs that look almost as if it’s snowing,”’
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I feel sorry for the little fuckers, their whole short life is devoted to one thing, copulating with a queen. Thousands rise into the sky, fuelled by a desire they cannot control thousands are eaten by flocks of hungry birds, a flying ant is full of protein and other goodies. If fate is really really kind they find a female and do the deed.. That’s it game over. The impregnated female heads to earth, removes her wings and locates a place to start a new colony. Her paramour dies a lonely death. The wonder of nature.
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Reminds me of the beach at Dover.
The cunts.
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Indeed Mr Bastard.
This is the British Isles and we are well accustomed to being invade by very unpleasant black things.
Good morning.
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Seeing as its flying ant day, can we dec the other cunt as well.
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Seagulls love em and will gorge on the poor little things….
The ants contain a chemical that intoxicates the seagull.
The seagull becomes dopey until the effects wear off. The effects can Howe be fatal for the gull as they wander around at ground level straying into the road to be hit by cars, predated by raptors or cats and caught by Eastern Europe immos who take them home for the pot.
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A trick for those flying ant cunts…
When they are on the ground, douse it with white spirit.
Light a match, and wooof! The fuckers are cracking and popping.🔥
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Wasps are bigger bastards than the ants though.
There’s a good spray. mind. Called Tox. And it destroys the fuckers.
https://www.onlinepoundstore.co.uk/product/tox-fly-wasp-killer-spray-300ml/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=17414410443&gbraid=0AAAAADmrQcHhkWMNahicORwR4UeZzXLjl&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIvKfP1KvGjgMVWplQBh2NeCVaEAQYAiABEgJYzvD_BwE
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