Now what the fuck has happened to amazon?
Used to be pronto delivery but my latest experience’s say otherwise. Two products, one an aircon re gas system that I assume was smuggled into the UK from Poland in someone’s baggage, and my other purchase a bird scarer to protect my Blueberry’s from the pigeons, looking at its rate of travel I can only assume that it is being smuggled out of China up someone’s arse and looks like it will arrive shortly before next years harvest!
Product Update…
the bird scarer was shit, the pigeon’s love it, probably why you don’t see many of them about. Air con regas was good though
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Striking thing to me about Amazon these days is the amount of stuff they sell which you can easily find cheaper elsewhere, in some cases substantially so.
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Ebay with free postage.
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If 50/50 these days,to get it delivered to your house..
Number blindness must be a thing? “Sorry Rachel I just assumed you were thick”
Then you get the email with how did we do? Not well it’s not here.. have a look around your neighbourhood it might might be elsewhere.
I paid for delivery not collection.
It’s probably those afghan translators, the ones that don’t speak English..
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…Afghan translators and their 22 relatives:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/18/afghan-migrant-brought-22-relatives-to-uk-after-data-breach/
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Only 22, fucking lightweight.
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Amazon are OK for me.
Stuff comes on the day that they say, they deliver up until 10pm even on Sundays and they call me when they are 5 minutes away.
It beats going shopping.
Maybe you just have a shit delivery driver that covers your area?
Don’t know about the difference in prices between Amazon and elsewhere.
What you might save in money will probably not make up for the aggravation of driving around until you get what you want.
Good morning!
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Same here Artful, Amazon deliveries turn up next day reliably and sometimes on the same day. As to getting the stuff cheaper though, I’m referring to buying it on the net. Like most people I rarely visit shops any more. For one thing I’m not paying an entrance fee to the shops, i.e. parking charges.
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I can only say fuck off to money grabbing amazon and other cunts like them for being the death of other local shops I used to visit, when making sure you got what you came for and not having to send it back, besides the pleasure of walking round and having a coffee there, eyeing up and chatting to the young ladies who sold you things. I’m proud of the fact of being one of the few who never gave a penny of mine to the twats.
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Lately the delivery driver and I have been playing a nice game of “Knocka Door Run Away”..
I see a brown face go past,quick tap at the door and the little cunt has legged it,with my delivery sat on the doorstep.
Not very secure I admit but the game is afoot:last week I almost caught sight of him before he was in the van careering off up the village..
By this time next year I’ll be quick enough to have collared the little scamp,rest assured.
Then I’ll thrash some manners into the cunt.
Good morning.
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Get a metal gamekeepers trap or rig up a tripwire. At least it’ll give you time to answer the door.
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This should do the job:
https://sallyantiques.co.uk/product/19th-century-anti-poacher-mantrap-2/
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Oh thoroughly splendid!
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It can also be said of the local banks I’m having to keep changing the home for my money, due to online banking by fat lazy cunts. They are also dying early from thrombosis and having to leave their money in wills. It serves the cunts right for making me move my own spondulics which still belongs to me and for some time longer.
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You seem to think the banks are ‘there’ for you old friend…
Lloyds claim ‘to be by your side’ from experience I can say oh yes, they are…… until something goes wrong and then look out.
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No view on this one, my local town/high street started its decline in the late 1990s mainly thanks to B Lairs national policies and the assorted jokes of Lib Dem’s and Tories trying their hand at running the local council affairs.
All this was long before internet shopping and and the likes of Amazon.
The Royal Fail could learn a lot from the Amazon business model.
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I used to be annoyed also by restaurant being tightfisted for putting food on saucers to make it seem a lot. Now I’m pleased for them keeping me slimmer. Now I laugh at fat lazy cunts for having meals delivered by the bucket load.
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There’s an amazon contraption type thingy that spoils the look of the area and I’m not sure if its for picking up or delivering. Whilst waiting for a bus, I’ve noticed cars pulling up and their drivers putting more stuff into it than what’s being taken out.
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I dont use Amazon but mrs Miserable does.
Huge packages of bogroll and boxes of cleaning products.
Normally delivered when everyone is out at work,
They force open my gate and leave it under the porch sat on my plum slate path for any passing theif to see.
Dont even make the effort to pop a note of delivery through the door
” today i delivered your 40 bog rolls,
I must say you have a beautiful porch!
Love the wrought iron studs on the door!
I stopped to sniff the lavender and winter jasmine,
You have excellent taste it was like visiting a national Trust stately home.
Anyway toodles
Love Amazon 💋”
They must employ total wankers
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40 bog rolls?
Your nipsy must be like a pot of Marmite.
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I think mrs Miserable is expecting a seige or something Artie.
No fuckin bread in the breadbin,
Never any teabags in the house
But if you want a shite rest assured youll have enough paper.
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I think that it must be the abundance of pies, chips and gravy that is having an adverse effect on your digestive tract MNC.
It can’t be good for you and your toilet atrocities must seem like someone has been crop spraying.
In contrast I have the perfect diet.
Plenty of fish, vegetables and fruit.
My turds slide effortlessly out of my arse and into the water.
Like otters leaving a riverbank.
Hardly any bog roll is used in Casa Cunter.
Then a quick spruce up on the bidet just to make sure.
Unscented soap obviously.
It’s not like I’m fruity.
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I haven’t got a Biden.
But suppose I could rinse off with the hose pipe.
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I hate it when they leave stuff on show.
Worse are the people who deliver flyers for things like pizza and so you’ve got a letter box with tons of crap hanging out of it whilst you’re on holiday. One plank even wedged one in the door frame. May as well plant a giant flag saying no one is in.
And leaving a polite notice doesn’t work as most of these people don’t seem to be able to read English.
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Main problem with Amazon is that their customer service but been complete and utter dogshit for the last year or so – all joe dakis now and they’re a right useless bunch of shits.
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Amazon used to be good. Now not so much.
Many have mentioned their poor customer service. Obviously much depends upon the individual who handles your issue, but a generic problem is their unwillingness to actually make it easy to interact with them. Way back your options were ‘phone call or email. I used email almost exclusively because it meant I could describe the problem, provide all relevant details and let them sort it out without involving me in real time. Then they canned the email option. These days it’s ‘phone or preferably chat messaging. Sneaky because both require you to be involved in real time. They know there’s a % of people who won’t want to be tied up for however long dealing with a problem they didn’t cause, especially when it’s being (mis)handled by a gupta who’s command of English extends to “Hoping all blessings upon you, how may be I helping you, nice day”. Fucking ignorant trash.
Hey Amazon – if the gupta cannot conduct an intelligible conversation then they’re not fit for purpose. Oh wait, you’re paying them 3 rupees a year to piss customers off so they give up and you effectively get away with some bullshit. Got it.
These days, the Amazon option is the very last I consider. I hate that company with a passion and have for many years. Unfortunately they’re not going away because they’ve rather brilliantly tapped into a common human behaviour which is very lucrative for them. Laziness. They make it very easy to order almost anything with very little effort. Cunts.
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Yep.
Also their CEO is trying to become Lex Luthor
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Their problem is Temu and the like.
People are prepared to wait a bit longer for their cheap shit .
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Couple of Amazon adverts on the radio at the moment.
One is about buying batteries from Amazon for a child’s toy. Order them buy prime and you’ll get them delivered pronto. Surely if you need them that quick you’ll just go to a supermarket or shop like B&M?
The other advert is about running out of deodorant. You get it quick if you order with Amazon Prime.
I’ll get it even quicker if I go to Superdrug or a discount shop like B&M or what I normally do is buy 2 or 3 at a time so I don’t run out. Simples.
Bit of a weird way of advertising 2 things that I can get even quicker if I go to a shop and buy them and save on delivery costs.
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