Britain 2025 the newest member of the low trust society.
Perusing the Internet this weekend, and I saw two items about greggs.
One was a video of an employee putting a bike lock on the drinks fridge, not sure where it was but I could have a pretty good guess..
Second was greggs announcing price rises to combat the losses it taking from shoplifting vermin in its stores.
I Don’t blame them as plod and the government have giving up on policing anti social behaviour, preferring low risks targets like pensioners on Facebook.
The saying import the third world become the third world is spot on nowadays.
And hilariously today a news headline that labour could deport migrants that commit any crimes..
Seeing as we can’t get rapists and murderers out because their sons don’t like foreign chicken nuggets, that is risible to think someone stealing a steak bake will be ejected from Britain.
So enjoy the price rises and longer waits.
Diversity is our strength.
Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt
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Maybe you dont shoplift?
Probably its your wife whos out on the rob, shoving tins of salmon in her bra and knickers.
I get it. I dont judge anyone.
You theiving cunt.
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Its a growth industry.
Maybe invest in a burqa?
Its ideal for hiding stuff in and the shop staff will assume you are a stinking piece of Muslim filth and won’t want to search you.
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Apparently, you don’t even need to bother with a mask, or disguise.
Just walk in, load your bags up and walk out.
Fucking unbelievable!
Some twat did this in a Co-op, was filmed and didn’t give a fuck, grabbing multiple bars of chocolate.
Feeding her kids due to low/no income? Do fuck off, funding her drug habit you mean.
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Thieving to feed her illegitimate benefit magnets due little or no intention to work – ever! Gas the hard faced lazy cunt and feed her to the kids. Save me having to pay to feed them.
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* due to
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Do you thieve JP?
A hollow walking stick for some fruit pastilles or a false pocket for some Werther’s Original soft caramel?
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Corse he does.
Hes Jewish. 😂
And from Sheffield.
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Told it before on here,
Once when I was doing a bit of security work was brought in to DKNY on King Street Manchester city centre.
To do a surprise search of the staff.
This young girl, I knew shed nicked something straight away.
She looked like she was going to spew up.
Nearly crying, white as a ghost.
In her handbag was a silk tie.
Probably for her dad?
I pretended there was nothing in her bag.
The look of relief!! 😁
She knew I’d let her off.
She knew i knew shed robbed it.
But id not spoil a young girls career for some fuckin overpriced shite.
Fuck DKNY.
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Got to pick a pocket or two, boys!
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I hope that if it had been an ethnic you would have planted some incriminating evidence and loudly pointed the finger.
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Oh undoubtedly LL.
But this kid benefitted from her white privelege .
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2nd in line at a checkout few years ago. Guy in front had 3 x 24-can trays of booze. Guinness, Budweiser, Heineken.
Checkout girl didn’t even make any conversation with him, not even a ‘hello’.
She ‘scanned’ the 3 trays.
The total came up then as the price of only one of them. Money & change were exchanged & off he went.
My turn. Big ‘hello’ for me. I replied with ‘That guy a friend of yours?’
She turned beetroot purple. Like your scenario Mis, the look of terror at potential exposure.
I let her off the hook immediately with a ‘ha’ or a ‘nice’. That places’ security not my business.
I was no saint as a teenager, live and let live.
Tbh I was more relieved someone was pulling a con than the fact so.eone might be so oblivious as to not spot 28 euros being a little bit on the cheap side for 72 500ml cans of brand name booze.
Also she was flustered & didn’t scan one of the few things going past her from my shopping either… nothing big but still a karmic’reward’ for not being a busybody arsehole.
Supermarkets and their owners are far worse cunts.
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Cuntemall@
I cant think of a reason shed nick a mans tie other than for her dad?
I like to think of her kissing her dad
“Happy birthday dad!”
Oh you shouldntt have!
Real silk!
Shouldnt go spending your money on me luv!
Your a good girl..”
😊
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That should get you off a couple of centuries in purgatory. Mis. 😄
But now for the big question on everyone else who reads those 2 tales’ minds … were these particular young ladies good-lookin’?
I honestly don’t particularly recall .. but she must’ve been better lookin’ than the manageress … or I’d have hung her out to dry 🤣
(That last bit was a joke).
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It’s always the people at the top that are the worst, take our supreme leader, Oops sorry prime minister Rodney.
Stealing a living as a politician, before that a clueless lawyer, that’s why they made him the boss. The only thing he could try was people’s patience.
The last honest work he did was picking stones off an imaginary farmers field for 50p. Still it paid for those flute lessons.
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He grifts in different ways.
“Hello, Lord Alli?
Rodney here. I need some new Turnbull and Astor shirts, ASAP.
All my current ones are rotting because of the funk sweat I’m in!”
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I visited the 3rd world a long time ago. I wont name the place but as I gazed across Mersey square to the river and the M60 I sensed the desperation of the locals.
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O/T, I’ll bet this bugger has been sacked..!
https://youtu.be/QH82KPqJQBM?si=B2hvwJ3gaGW5oqNQ
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Why do we always have to do like the Americans. When did we start doing this shite, and who thought it would be a good idea? Knobheads!
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