The Heroic Last Stand of the Brent Travellers

Is a tramps cunt.

These tinker cunts are embroiled in a spat with something called Brent Council over their site,which it appears has become dangerously overcrowded and a fire hazard.

The Chief Gyppo says they will make a Stand and it will take the Army to get them to up sticks and fuck off..

Meanwhile the Clipboard Warriors at the Council have countered with a peace initiative,offering a load of houses to our Travelling Chums,no questions asked.

In the midst of this titanic struggle the Fire Brigade turned up and fitted free smoke alarms in all the caravans,just in case Old Mr Corcoran got pissed and decided to smoke in bed..

Personally speaking it seems to me the best solution to this tumult would be for the Tinkers to invite the Council top brass round for a decisive meeting, during which the RAF could napalm the entire site.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

32 thoughts on “The Heroic Last Stand of the Brent Travellers

  1. The pıkıes had a good idea there. As the cowarsly pigs are terrified of them and won’t confront them in any way, shape or form, send in the army.
    Once a few are shot dead, a few more beaten to fuck, their cars confiscated and sold at auction and their caravans put to the torch, the rest of them can be loaded onto a few military-guarded ferries and fucked back off over the Irish Sea and the sites they occupied turned back into areas of natural beauty.

  2. Simply awful for them.
    Probably the whitest part of London too.

    I agree with Corky Bernoran the British army should go in.
    Hes not much of a traveller is he?
    Hes been there since 1997!!

    They should enlist the help of famous gyppos to help them
    Your David Essex
    Cher
    Bob Geldof
    David Dickinson
    And Eamonn Holmes

    • Seems to be somewhat of a conundrum, travellers not travelling MNC.
      This site has been an abcess on the arse of Brent for years, though it is the whitest part of Brent. I do have some sympathy for them, it would be better they all died at birth so they would not have to live in a world that does not appreciate their thieving, shitty culture.
      Napalm is the only sure fire way of getting rid of the parasites. Bombs away poste haste. That’ll sort the fuckers.

      • Looking at the pictures in the link, the only way half of those “caravans” would be travelling is at the front end of a bulldozer.

        How can they refer to themselves as “travellers”? We should be able to sue them under the Trades Description Act.

  3. This is all a storm in a Dcup.
    Travellers that dont travel.

    Bertie Co codamol should be struck off the gypsy register.

    Hes only been to the local Tesco (no doubt stealing) in 30 years!

    Kuer Starmers more a gypsy than him.

    Hes never at home.
    Hes like the Beach Boys.

    He gets around…

  4. I have noticed that Local Councils don’t understand the concept of public ownership.

    For instance public roads.

    Once one bunch of cunts get voted in, they think that the roads which have been there for many decades or longer, are their private property.

    They paint yellow lines on them in places where it is perfectly safe to park, in order to raise money from parking meters and car parks.

    They place speed cameras in places where they can be sure to fine as many people as possible.

    And of course they take very little responsibility for the upkeep of the roads that are giving them a source of income.

    Sites that have been taken over by Gypsies are not council sites.
    They are puplic properties which the councils have been voted in to preserve and maintain for the public.

    All councils should immediately fuck off anyone that is hindering or stopping their electorate from enjoying their own public spaces.

    These negotiations to placate the gypsies doesn’t take into any account what is in the interests of the people who voted for the council in the first place.

    • I once had to go into a ‘Traveller’s’’ static! caravan in Peckham on official business; I had to breathe through my mouth and I could actually taste the stench 🤢🤮.

  5. Duct tape all nuisances rubbish to the caravans, whilst their asleep and tow the fuckers off. Then possibly get the matches out.

  6. You know in the sixties in Brum when the pikies squatted down somewhere in the city the police would hitch up their caravans to landrovers, tow them to the city boundary and dump them there.

  7. Hilarious that Bernie Corcoran is considered an ‘elder’. Like those mystical peacefuls in their tribal rags that Dirty Ange has been prostrating herself to. But instead of demanding the right to marry your 12yo cousin and have three wives Bernie just wants the right to shit in a hedge.

    • He isnt even wearing a head scarve and gold earring.

      Doubtful he can play the violin.

      Hes no gypsy.

      Hes sort of Jimmy Crickett on a caravan holiday

  8. Your solution would have its merits, Unkle T, were it not for the fact that the RAF can’t even stop a couple of Pally lovers breaking into Brize Norton. It seems unlikely they have the wherewithal to do as you suggest.

    If you want to clear the place just inform President Trump that its the site of an Iranian nuclear weapons establishment.

  9. Londons probably hiding nuclear materials for Iran, right on that site and in Sadiq Khans hovel, Downing Street , Westminster.

    Just saying

  10. Poik-ey: “We joost wanna be left in peace, so we do.”

    Council Nerd: But Mr O’paynuthin, you have free housing, you pay no council tax, in fact, no tax at all and contribute nothing, yet still use hospitals, roads and other public facilities.”

    Poik-ey: An dat’s anuvver fing, you haven’t emptied our buckets for over a week. Moi shite is overflowin’. Oi had ta move it out of de kitchen.”

  11. It’s hardly the alamo or the little big horn.
    Though I did see Dawn butler in the article. So more like crazy ape than sitting bull.

  12. Move a load of channel invaders in there, I am sure they would get an Irish welcome 😂

    They could move to the Calais region, loads of pitches over there, no passport, no problem 👍

  13. Be hard to get the RAF to napalm the Gyppos with their two fighter jets out of action due to hostile spray- paint action from Johnny Protester.

  14. I bet the Home Office has powers to clear the cunts out if they need the space for immies. There is always the new pecking order to be observed under Two-Queer’s death cult.

    Good morning, everyone.

  15. I bet the Home Office has powers to clear the cunts out is it needs the space to house immie boat persons. There is always the new pecking order to be observed under Two-Kweer’s death cult.

    Good morning, everyone.

    (PS A similar post to this is currently under moderation due to me suggesting the PM might be gay)

    • The way he carries on I believe him to be a Narnian so far back in the closet/wardrobe. Bit too right on with the alphabet gang for my liking
      Considering their number of votes is miniscule in the scheme of things.

  16. Just been out to get a tin of varnish.
    Saw a cunt with a roll of notes walk up to an ugly fat Romany woman selling Big Issue and peel off a tenner which he handed her.
    Seems there’s no limit to the stupidity of some people.
    Should have emptied the varnish over the cunt’s head.

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