Credit to the cunt Unkle Terry for inspiring this one on a recent comment. I usually like to keep it light, but it’s a bit of a heavy cunting this one.
A full throttled cunting for British society for the recent addition to the drop in social standards and increasing excuses to be a lazy cunt.
It’s been happening for a while, but recently I’m seeing more threads of it.
First was some people I know (won’t say friends, cunts dont earn that privilege) who were getting chufties for running a marathon and were telling everyone on every medium possible that they are now ‘elite’… Instead of dropping to my knees and praising them I asked for their time. Well it was past 7 hours… So I just said: so you walked a marathon then. And got cunted. But 26 miles in 7 hours is not running. It literally can be done by a trained walker. My issue wasn’t with this feat. It was the context behind it that this person has been running with a club for over 5 years, and always brings the fucking topic up at every insufferable occasion and was making out they ‘slayed it’.
I don’t run marathons anymore because I need what’s left of my knees for lifting, but I was banging marathons out when I was 20 without telling anyone on a Saturday (except you now) and only 4 months of conditioning on my own with no association, just some hills. I mean fuck, doing 26 miles on a Saturday became another day before an actual race.
Next was someone telling me they prefer men with a dad bod when another commented on my physique. (Been lean cutting down to 10% body fat over the last 6 months) The information from this person was volunteered by them, in a bid to make them feel better about their partner I assume. So I called them out on their insecure projections, because I never made any comment to cunt someone, that’s not my style. We are all different and at different stages within our lives.
It’s not about being ‘better’ than others, but people are dragging anyone and everything down to the lowest denominator to protect their own justification to be average. By default, you become better by doing nothing more.
That and no one wants to see someone else succeed. Wanting to degrade others into being normal so they can outcompete them. If you stand out or are different, society is usually pretty quick to let you know you are different and in a negative way.
Is this becoming more evident because of how the west has been punishing capitalism and employing liberalist ideologies such as diversity and equality ?
Used to be about employing the excellent candidates, the top percentiles, which statistically were rare, or ‘weird’ where now they just employ an average ‘bum on a seat’ ? Presumably because excellent talent and quality just doesn’t exist in as much abundance to match the population growth.
Social media uniting lots of average people becoming a large echo chamber with advertiser’s attacking them for easy and quick revenue generation ?
just seems like what most people do now is: just do something for the social media drop / doing it for the medal of participation, rather than doing something for the drive of success or the results.
Cunts. Maybe this is all just part of the plan of social engineering.
‘Used to be we chased excellence because it fed the soul. Now cunts chase mediocrity because it feeds the algorithm’
Nominated by : Cunt Executive Officer
It’s all an effort to make people feel good about themselves.
They don’t want people to feel bad for being a loser.
Didn’t this start in schools?
The ones that had things like sports days.
Instead of the winner getting a prize, everyone got a prize for ‘having a go’.
A bit pointless making the extra effort to win, in my opinion.
Profesional sports do the same type of thing.
Gold to the winner.
Silver and bronze to the next two that weren’t good enough.
Now taken further by heaping praise on everyone that made the final, regardless of what position they finished in.
The film Glengarry Glen Ross got it right.
A new car for the top salesman.
A set of steak knives for the runner up.
Everyone else gets sacked.
Excellent!
Bring back competition, stop praising people for merely trying, punish people for failure.
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ABC, fantastic film, known on the set as Death of a fucking salesman.
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” punish people for failure.”
I’d go along with this in politics. A weekly bare-arse whipping for Rachel Reeves, Bridget Phillipson, Yvette Cooper, Jess “Butch” Phillips and so on. The most savage Dominatrix to take the whip to Rodders, Starmer, Bryant Lammy, Miliband and so on. Then rub surgical spirit and salt into the wounds
The grand draw to take place at midday on Fridays at the Steaming Pussycat Club, Soho, and the results announced on TV – a new sort of lottery show, with fewer players and a much greater chance of winning.
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Never have the political classes in this country have been so mediocre WC it seems to me it is just something we accept.
I am not sure if I have mentioned it before, last month whilst being interviewed on the BBC Angela Rayner 3 times said that the Americans were our oldest ally. She wasn’t corrected which made me think the interviewer had slept through his school history lessons. Meanwhile we have to put up with Horrible Histories which is given airtime while spreading factually incorrect crap.
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Angela Rayner reminds me of a female version of Alf Garnett “I mean, if you listened you might learn something” – she really is a silly old Moo. With the current shower if the told me it was Monday I’d make sure I got a second opinion.
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Today Guido Fawkes at Order Order has Emma Reynolds being interviewed by Nick Ferrari. £1 billion has been pledged to improve the bridges in this country. Over half that is for a new Dartford ( not to be confused with Dartmouth as Emma did) Bridge. She didn’t know where the Dartford Bridge was and that it connects Essex and Kent.
Sorry I am not very good at links but it’s worth a listen.
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There you go my friend.
https://x.com/LBC/status/1934529123826700339?s=19
Utterly clueless.
It’s like she was learning to read.
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Fuck me anoyher cunt uses GF. Most of my messages are censored, the old blue toxic meter is pointless now.
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That and Army Rumour (ARRSE) Harry.
Thanks Barry much appreciated.
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Stunning stuff. We’ve known for years that most MPs are out of touch with the everyday lives of normal people but they still have the capacity to amaze us with the depth of their ignorance.
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That is not the first time poor old Emma has fucked up on radio. If I were her I would ask for all interviews to be pre-recorded and have Kweer on hand to tell me what to say. I doubt, unlike Rachel From Accounts she has a big sister in the Cabinet, I suppose if one was sacked the other would have to be too, so both Rachel and Ellie and safe..
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Fair and just criticism of society today CEO. I would attach its joined-at-the-hip sibling the obsessive risk aversion which also grows steadily. Break the law by replacing your own windows or a broken electrical fitting? Do fuck off. We would never have dared move out of the caves.
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“Loving a loser,” like Eddie the Eagle Edwards perhaps, or even Gareth Southgate, is deep routed in English culture, with that never giving up attitude, unlike the Yanks that are much more likely to reject a failure. The Badge of Honour being the norm.
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Over the years we seem to have confused plucky underdog with fucking loser. Sue Barker was probably making voodoo dolls of Tiger Tim Henman’s opponents before every Wimbledon.
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As the appalling Nanny State continues on its ever expanding path to financial and societal catastrophe it’s become “par for the course” amongst many to accept the degradation of the country and venal ineptitude of the “ruling classes”.
All accelerated by the free for all that was the Magic Money Tree of Bat Flu,media manipulation and the bolshie cunts infesting the education system.
It seems everywhere a chap turns the things taken for granted as solid,British and untainted are now either Rainbow coloured with lipstick,full of the most disgusting sand wőgs or exposed as full of incompetent flowchart bureaucrats.
The whole dirty whirlpool of mediocrity needs Montgomery’s Master Plan of Oven.
Dear me.
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Into this category you can include those wankers who always have to run other people down they claim to be friends with.
Incapable of being interesting themselves, the insecure twits try and make themselves sound more important by belittling those who at least have a go.
Rounding up the usual suspects for a break in the Lake District, one of these people constantly criticised the idea, and those that were going.
He was never invited in the first place, and the rest of us had an even better time without the twat.
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With marathon times been given a mention on this one, I once worked with a speed walker who could do it in just under 4 hours. Not a bad time without running!
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Problem is, speed walkers look like total cunts similar to to models walking like slackers down the cat walk.
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Excellent cunting, CEO. You’re quite right, 26 miles in over 7 hours is indeed walking pace.
If you want to show your non-friends their mediocrity, tell them about the American marathon runner Mike Fremont. In 2012 he completed the Huntington, West Virginia marathon in 6 hours, 35 minutes, 47 seconds.
At the time, Mr Fremont was 90 years old, and his is still the World Record for that age.
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And the auld fella is still alive, GT!
He’s 103.
Fantastic.
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Rachel Reeves – a fucking Dalek-voiced pocket raiding, Walt with a wonky CV.
Apparently planning tax raids on dividends after that no-brained ginger slapper, Rayner tabled it in a memo. Yes the same Rayner who left school without a CSE to her name, not even a Grade 5 CSE in home economics.
“Ooh the economy shrunk 0.3% in April 2025!”. No fucking surprise there. Leave folk with less in their pocket and the economy will surely shrink. It ain’t fucking rocket science. The economy isn’t built from thousands of people sitting in HMRC, DVLA and Whitehall offices, polishing chairs with their arses or working from home.
We no longer live in a meritocracy; proof being that shithead Rayner is steering the ship.
Fuck off.
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I am trying to think of a politician who actually achieves the status of mediocre, most are well below that level.
When the economy is being run by the tea lady from the Bank of England and our deputy PM is a former Unite call girl you know mediocre would be a godsend.
7 hours for a marathon, fuck that, I could eat one in a few seconds.
PS, my one and only half marathon was 2 hours, I achieved mediocre 😂
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If only Starmer, Reeves, Rayner and the rest of them could raise themselves up to become mediocre but that’s never going to happen.
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Good cunting CEO, could the answer be that if the majority are all at the same level in all aspects then one solution fits all. The situation has changed so much from what we are still genetically wired for (hunter gatherers) that I am surprised the human race still exists. Being constantly mediocre is poor survival strategy.
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Marathons?
Theyre called snickers now.
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Sort of sums up the UK nowadays…!
Especially our politicians…💩
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mediocre
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There is a lot to be said for mediocrity.
It just depends how you present it and manage expectations.
A good example is my recent stress induced stroke. This was my fuck up because I was excellent at managing a £30m project on my own. Everything working as it should, everything installed on time and my boss very happy with my performance.
Unfortunately, that excellence was perceived by our board as either I wasn’t ‘stretched’ enough or our other (totally fucked up) sites could do with a touch of the Odin magic.
yeah well. As I had told them on numerous occasions, diluting engineering services will only dilute quality of service received.
They didn’t listen and I had a stroke as a result. mainly caused by the frustration of trying to be in three places at once.
Now I’m tucked down the back off the office on a tiny job 20 minutes from home and getting paid £20k more than the senior project manager, who has run himself ragged and knocked himself out trying to excel.
There’s a lot to be said for mediocrity. It pays very well indeed.
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Afternoon Odin…mediocrity aside, I do like stealing from customers.
“Mr Cunt Engine, how much will this prototype run me up to?”
*does a quick look at some schematics*
“We can probably turn it round for £20k plus £5k contingency”
I know full well it’ll cost my company maybe £4k; it’s only a few hours of my time.
Funnily enough, the contingency payment is always required.
And the customer is almost always delighted with the outcome.
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That’s not theft as such. You’re a good salesman.
The price agreed is the price agreed (plus contingency).
Willing seller / willing buyer is not theft. Just a bit cheeky.
But then love dungeons don’t build themselves and the sterilisation of said love dungeon before the police arrive to make enquiries probably doesn’t come cheap either. 😁
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The Gubbimint will then steal much of that from you, the corporation tax on profit @25%, VAT at 20%, Employer’s NI. Running a business in 2025 does need the aid of a few ‘tickles’ to keep the wolf from the door.
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Mediocrity he is one of those greek philosopher fellas like Heraclitus and that pythagoras,who was great at getting his walls at the right angle.
Don’t worry in a couple of generations, mediocrity will be something to aim for in this country.. David lammy will be looked back on as intellectual colossus.
And a morbidly obese monkey.
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If you were doing the Tel Aviv marathon you would probably set a pretty good time.
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The world record is likely being set right now in Tehran.
Good.
More power to the IDF.
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It’s everywhere we look.
The shite that masquerades as top footballers. The Southgate and beyond England teams being a glaring example. A cunt like Marcus Rashford is seen as a megastar.
Music? Ed Sheercunt, Fatty Capaldi, Adele, Kunty Perry, Wee Willie Eilish, Chappel ‘Cunt’ Roan, Lana Del Twat and so on. Absolute shit of the highest order. And black music is even worse. Rap and hip hop type dog dirt who glorify criminality and violence. Or daft ‘did I mention I was black?’ honking slags like Beyonce, Cardi B and the vile Lizzo.
Films? Once we had proper stars and tough guys, like Eastwood, Caan, Stallone, Nicholson, Hackman. Once there was Burt Reynolds, now it’s Ryan fucking Reynolds, Robert Pattinson and other Hollywood big girls blouses.
And the young lads of today have it bad. In the 70s and 80s, there were pin-ups and sex symbols aplenty. Now? Apart from a small number, what passes as a sexy and attractive woman today is ridiculous.
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The same can be said for my industry nowadays.
Pre 2000, we had men leading businesses who had served their time on site and really knew their onions at every level.
Now the ‘leaders’ of the construction industry are university educated wankers who just love the taste of corporate cock and will bend over backwards to suck some more if they think it will get them promoted.
Pathetic really.
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Fuck all mediocre about Israel…One way to shut a Muslim harpy up…🔥
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2kqkd03xn5t
Debris falls in Iranian TV studio during live broadcast as Israel strikes state media – live updates – BBC News
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The BBC Testcard used to be the iconic image of the little girl, the blackboard and the toy clown.
Now, it’s a grimacing and wailing woman from Gaza. That’s what they show almost every other time.
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🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t care who dishes it out to them, but go Israel!
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It’s not so much mediocrity as apathy,
we see what’s happening, the dumbing down of what excellence is, and accepting it.
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“The Government” donkeys led by donkeys
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