are a cunt if you are a labour gang member, apparently.
When I first saw this headline, about Labour blocking the use of swift bricks, I assumed that they were some kind of dodgy building materials, a la Grenfell Towers, and Labour were acting swiftly (see what I did there) to protect us.
Dear me, no.
Swift bricks are nesting boxes for swifts, usually located up in the eaves and cunningly disguised as a brick ( sort of).
So why have Labour blocked this seemingly innocuous plan?
The answer is in the link, but to summarise,
Just because they can.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
A swift brick to the head of everyone in the Cabinet would be most beneficial to all nesting birds.
As approved by the RSPB.
Good morning.
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A Staffordshire blue brick has a much more pleasing result
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…and they keep their crisp sharp edge far longer then commons.
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The only protective species labour care about are the fucking inbred Pàkis.
It’s a Moot point anyway as no houses will be built with that clueless Muslim cum receptacle angie in charge..
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Why not go ahead and put in the Swift brick unknowns to labour. These thieving cunts stole my winter fuel payment from me without asking.
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I’ll be swiftly putting these bricks into my property as we speak.
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…. to protect me from the cold next winter. The birds themselves will be giving me extra warmth regardless.
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In the link it states that these bricks cost £35 each. Ordinary house bricks cost a few pennies. That’s why the MPs have such antipathy to the idea. They say they will build 1.5 million new houses. Total cost for a swift brick in each one would be around £50 million. Christ, that’s a couple of years of expenses claims!
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£35?
For what is basically a brick with a hole in it?
If anything they should be selling for a discount.
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Hannah Bourne-Taylor looks like a very pretty bird.
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‘No convinced making it mandatory….’
The cunts don’t have any problem with mandating stuff that will fuck our lives up.
When AI takes over and concludes the world was a better place before pointless fucking humans and takes appropriate action the earth will continue spinning for a billion years like it has for the last 4.5 billion
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Agreed, it’s a bit of an odd time for them to get coy about mandates
It’s not that big a deal though as most developers with probably still include them because potential buyers are soppy about this kind of thing and because they are lovely.
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Until there is bird shit on the house wall 😂
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Swifts are undocumented migrants from Central Africa. So the Government aren’t going to force them into such inadequate accommodation.
Instead they’re being housed in 4* hotels at our expense.
BTW What the fuck is that in the header pic?
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The communist filth known as the liebore party hate anything to do with nature
The have no control over wild life and they would exterminate all of it apart from foxes, unless you are some demented lawyer in a Kimono and a baseball bat.
The cunts, even stopped Great Whites entering the channel.
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These swift bricks are clearly an excellent idea, otherwise Labour wouldn’t be against them.
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Aye, we’ve got some near us and the kids find the birds charming.
Not sure if it has any downside to those living in the house but wouldn’t imagine so.
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You will find people converting some of their normal house bricks for the birds, just because of being against the thieving cunts in charge at the moment. We could find out a list of things they couldn’t have because of not being able to have then for themselves, but we could do for ourselves and profit by them.
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I was using them on construction sites over 20 years ago. In fact they were a planning condition back then on regeneration projects. Silly meddling cunts.
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Worry not, Reform have promised to make sure every new build has a swift brick!
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/jun/09/wild-birds-uk-environmental-laws
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Dame Kweer and his poofters don’t just not like the indigenous population – they don’t like our wild life either. Considering Dirty Ange wants to concrete most our green spaces, the least they could do would be to provide some provision for the wildlife that will be displaced when Box Hill, for example, becomes a Muslim enclave.
What a bunch of cunts we have “running” this country – and – however much Sugartits Cooper wets her Junior Miss knickers – we know she is only acting outraged now because Labour have been found to be complicit in so many cover-ups.
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They want the birds living on the ground so the immo’s can eat them
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For one minute I thought Taylor was selling her droppings, like gwyneths minge candles.
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What about designing mouse traps to the size of catching WanKeir and mates up to their thieving tricks before not telling us.
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I love how these complete cunts are quite happy to tax the working folk of this country into oblivion in the name of being “green” yet they don’t actually give one flying fuck about wildlife or natural habitat.
Otherwise they wouldn’t concrete over the green spaces to house half of fucking Africa for instance.
The only wildlife that Labour are concerned with are knife wielding, low IQ pavement apes and Parking Stanley surprise sex gangs.
Does anybody really think that Somali and Afghan free loaders would be interested in conservation of British isles wildlife and natural spaces?
Would they fuck.
Any genuine appreciation for genuine environmental issues are a right wing or nationalist concept for me
Because these tend to be people who would actually love their country, its history, its heritage and its natural wildlife.
What do the Green Party, Lib Dumps or Labour prefer?
Wind Turbines and Muslim enclaves where there were once green fields and woodland.
I’ve gone off on a bit of a tangent here, such is my loathing and contempt for the dangerous bastards who think they rule over us.
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The earlier freedom passes abled you to use National Express, before they cottoned on to losing money. They definitely mustn’t have like that according to what l Yank had to say.
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Fucking liebour are beyond weapons grade cunts.. Yesterday evening I saw four swifts hawking over the estate behind me. 17 years ago there were at least 200 +. Think swift bricks are a good idea if only for heaving at liebour cunts.
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The only brick is a Millwall brick delivered swiftly round the chops.
Cracking Doris in the header pic mind.
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