are a cunt.
I saw this ad today, for the first time, for Pepto Bismol
Now, quite apart from the fact that the ad is so obnoxious I almost vomited, what worries me is that it urges people with the following symptoms
Nausea
Upset stomach
Indigestion
Heartburn
Diarrhoea
To use it. Not a mention of seeing your GP if the symptoms persist.
I’m sure that most of you will agree that seeing a GP is unbelievably difficult, and it’s no wonder people go to the emergency room if their child has to wait 3 days to see the GP.
My worry is that over the counter medicines can often provide a temporary relief to symptoms of a problem of a much more serious nature, and I would suggest that ads such as this one be banned, and ads should be presented in a much more sober way.
Illness is not a circus, these clowns are cunts for trivialising it.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
I’ve no need to take PB I’m already racist.
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Pepto Bismal is aimed at gays.
Why its in a pink bottle.
As the advert clearly shows you’re chances of diarrhoea and indigestion are significantly higher if you eat near a sooty.
Gays suffer diarrhoea a lot due to the elasticity of the sphincter.
Over the years it starts to slack,
And the contents of the stomach
(french fancies, croissants, etc
) slide out into their frilly undercrackers.
Trust me
Im a doctor
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Pepto Bismol looks and tastes like Windolene. I took a dose once – never again. The rest went down the sink.
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That ad for PB must have turned people off by the thousand as far as buying the stuff is concerned. It’s utterly wank.
As for over the counter medicines, the adverts will have you believe that they’ll soothe your fevered brow in minutes. I’ve tried several over the years when hit by the flu or a persistent cough, and can state with certainly that every one was fucking useless and a waste of money.
Morning all.
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Yet another symptom of our wanked-out country.
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Cunters are welcome to visit Dr. Cunt Engine’s apothecary…I’ve a range of organic, holistic treatments for a range of conditions.
Satisfaction guaranteed (legality non guaranteed).
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Watching that multitude of cunts is enough to give anyone the shits.
Mind you,the lass in my local chemist (Its not a pharmacy you see) is fucking gorgeous so I’m always popping in for suppositories and verruca ointment.
She’s absolutely sopping,I can just tell.
Good morning.
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I dont take any medication.
Statins, blood pressure pills,
None of that shite.
Because im not a hypochondriac.
I always tell people they look a bit peaky.
Faux concern😏
Aye up pal?
You alright?
You look a bit peaky….
Taken to their sickbed within a few hours.
Bottle of Lucozade on the bedside cabinet
All in their nut.
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Do you get many hypochondriac customers Mis? I get some, mainly older ones on my granny gardens day. I usually send them onto Cunt Engine if there is any interesting rashes or lumps.
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LL @
Indeed i do.
Try this
” knew a bloke had same thing,
Dead within 2 month”
Keeps em occupied😁
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Same, MNC.
Knew a workplace hypochondriac over the course of a decade. The type of cunt that’d nearly want an air ambulance for a 1 or 2-stitcher.
I thought of him then, as I still do, as a weak man.
Told the cunt many’s the time anything needing less than 10 stitches is for lasses & puffs!
Broke my own rule on that once though. Tourniqueted-up an at-least 17 -stitcher and carried on with my day. (At home, not work).
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Morning MNC/all.
When I phone up work and tell them I won’t be coming in because I’m sick, they know better than to ask questions…
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Morning Cuntengine 👍
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Almost as bad as the lynx advert with crotch and arse sniffing
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It also livens up the yaGness
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All over the counter “drugs” tell you to seek medical advice if symptoms persist.
Covers their arse from legal action if it doesn’t cure cancer.
Simple really isn’t it.
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There’s no need for medication at my Doctors Surgery. There’s no television to fill your mind with ideas and you’re kept fit and healthy by having to climb the stairs and slide down the banister on the way out.
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Well I never, Labour have won Hamilton on a policy of free over-the-counter methadone for all, and paid for by the bastard Unglush. Pure dead brilliant!
Looking at the ruddy-faced porker they’ve elected, however, he can’t be more than 6 months from a cardiac arrest, so they’ll probably have another by-election next year.
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@gt…yea canna teach thick, it’s inbred…☎️ ‘hello, needle exchange 💉’
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Pepto Bismol is that the new chairman of reform? Sounds south American to me..
Like that pancho villa and speedy gonzales..
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if you look at all the 48 page info in the packaging of the meds you’ll find somewhere that says if symptoms persist see a doctor….in other words don’t bother because it’s a bag of 💩and a money pit …999 what’s your emergency? ‘er,hello I think I’ve got mugitis 😩
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I remember chemists in the UK as being staffed mainly by cunts who thought that they were doctors.
I wanted some over the counter headache pills and the girl asked me if I had ever had a headache before.
I told her that of course I had, but the pills were non prescription and I was in a hurry.
She said that I would need to talk to the pharmacist first.
I told her to shove the pills up her arse as I would go to the Pákí up the road and buy some.
Most chemists here will sell you whatever you want in whatever quantity that you ask for.
Prescription or not.
Mrs Cunter has recently stocked up for a visit to see her brother with stuff that isn’t available in his country or is too expensive for him there.
She has kept the receipts in case she gets stopped.
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I use Gaviscon for the occasional bloated gut, does what it says on the bottle.
After seeing that pepto bismol advert I am surprised they actual sell any at all.
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I’m not watching the ad, .. am picking up a vibe there’s a dark hue about it & have seen my quota of dark-hue for the week, already. More than enough.
If the ad campaign IS aimed at our … national(s) guests, shall we say, … is it kept in padlocked displays up and down the country, I’m wondering.
Definitely won’t SELL much, as you say.
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I despair 🤦
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You should take something for that! 😄
Over the counter Despairaway or dark web Begonedespair might do the trick. ..
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Doctors these days seem to work less and less, leaning far too heavily on pharmacies for “trivial” ailments.
Our idle bunch of cunts are still running scared from the covid threat, preferring to work from home it seems, with only minimal staffing at the surgery.
They even close the surgery for an hour lunch break, the slack bastards
And, for a seemingly 100% hindu (non white certainly) lineup, they sure love to celebrate the Christian festivals and are never in attendance at these times.
No weekend or out of hours cover either.
And the attached pharmacy have taken the attitude of “what’s good for the goose”, by only opening 7.45am-6.00pm monday to friday with no weekends.
So where the fuck do you have to go to get medical attention at such times.
Obviously the nearest hospital, whose a&e waiting rooms are now heaving with
trivial ailments and hypochondriacs.
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But what are people to do, if those cunts who run their local practice give them fuck all?
When I started dialysis (November 2021) I had a line fitted in the top of my chest, just below my neck. It was sore as fuck, so I told my local GP. So, what did they do? They gave me their cure-all… Paracetamol. Guess what, it didn’t work.
I was steaming the day after. I breathed fire down the phone as the Little Hitler receptionist said ‘You’re not very happy are you?’ My reply was something like ‘Considering my kidneys are buggered, I have been out of emergency only two days and I have a painful fucking tube in my chest. No, I bloody well am not.’
As a brand new and official dialysis patient, I should not have had to go ‘cap in hand’ to my local GP for painkillers on prescription. I demanded to talk to a Doctor personally, I also demanded a stronger painkiller, and I got it. But after only two days out of Salford Royal and just one dialysis session, I could have done without all that bullshit and jumping through hoops.
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