Birthdays and anniversaries. Christmas and Easter. Black History Month and Pride Month. They roll around with monotonous regularly. So do cuntings for Meghan ‘Duchess of Skankex’ Markle (and lets’s not forget her halfwit husband the Dook). So no apologies from me for having another go at these two cunts. They fucking ask for it. It’s a shot at an open goal.
So what’s the Mistress of Montecito done this time? Well I’m sure that by now, you’ve all seen the delightful video put out on soshull meeja by Meagain, showing her and Ginger Nut supposedly in a hospital delivery room, twerking in an effort to induce Her Magnificentness to go into labour. It features the lady of the moment gyrating around with what looks like a huge sack of spuds up her jumper, then opening her legs and squatting down in a manner that demonstrates her class to the world. Quality stuff Meagain. As for cockhead Ginger Nut’s efforts, well least said, soonest mended;
Now this bit of film was, we’re told, put up to celebrate the fourth birthday of their daughter Lilibet. Typically it ended up being all about Migraine herself as usual. ‘Me, me, look at me!’ They say that the internet never forgets, and you can imagine the poor kid cringing in shame when she sees this at some point in the future.
Naturally it’s also poured petrol on the fire as far as the ‘surrogate’ pregnancy story goes. ‘What’s she doing shaking her arse in that little black number in a hospital?’ demanded the wife, going straight for the detail as millions of women have done. ‘They immediately put you into a hospital gown. And when I was at that stage, all I could do was lie back on the bed and groan in misery, and try not to tangle the cables of the monitors I was wired up to’. Quite so.
They do say that no publicity is bad publicity, but given the extent of the backlash, I’d say that Her Duchessness has properly shot herself in the foot on this one; blown it clean off, in fact. She hasn’t just embarrassed herself and her twat of a husband, she’s reduced the pair of them to the status of laughing stock. Goodness only knows what ‘South Park’ will do to them for this. ‘World Wide Privacy Tour’ indeed!
Royal commentator Lady Colin Campbell summed it all up when she called the hapless Meghan ‘a scrubber’. That’s her; a day late and a dollar short. Katie Price but with less class. There’s no substitute for quality, and Markle’s certainly no substitute for it.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Bet her fanny is untroubled by stretching, never having had a baby coming through it.
The same as Big Mike Obama (Terry Crews in a wig).
Ginger bollocks could still never touch the sides of it though, the chinless inbred.
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Meghan merkin.
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She’s not weathered well, has she?
If that’s her face,I dread to think what her “downstairs” looks like.
Deluded j1gg@boo.
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Meghan ‘Twerkin’ Merkle is most definitely not a sight for sore eyes cuntator. She seems to be failing on all fronts, and her desperation is becoming palpable imo.
She’s an utter embarrassment to herself, and a continuing delight to cunters everywhere.
As for Ginger Nut, just what the fuck does he actually do these days?
Morning all.
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Like a burst rugby ball.
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The only way to hurt this pair of cunts is to totally ignore the twats. Which I’m pleased never to have heard them speak and soon as their fizzogs enter my line of vision, I immediately look away.
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Removing their royal titles would do.
They’d soon fade into obscurity.
And poverty, hopefully.
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Exactly FMC. The media should be forced to stop reporting similar to we individuals and the likes of nonentities will be no more.
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You can tell what a halfwit Harry Hewitt is. Years ago, Royal personages, if they wanted a bit of fun, took a mistress. They didn’t marry the cheap tarts. Markle has the face and the demeanour of a Shepherds Market whore, now she is ageing (not very gracefully) she looks like a raddled old tramp.
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It’s hard to figure WC. He had everything; wealth, status, privilege, expensive clothes, flunkies, travel to exotic places, and best of all, all the fanny he could eat just queueing up.
So what does he do? He allows a web to be spun around him by a grifting narcissist looking for what she saw as the ultimate meal ticket.
Now look at him. He just looks and sounds like a bitter man who’s completely lost his way.
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He probably realises he is in receipt of soiled goods, Ron, but with that book he has burned his boats with the Royal Family. He is a rebel without a cause. If he divorces her she will take him to the cleaners, so he is trapped. I can see a locked room, a bottle of whisky and a revolver in time, now grandad isn’t around to arrange a suitable “accident” with a limousine .
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Fuck me, someone who remembers when Shepard’s Market had brasses?
Were you born in the 40’s?
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She has instructed the Halfwit to invite Wills and Chas to the invictus games, a bit of reconciliation? Nothing of the sort, just more publicity for the MeAgain brand.
The dance video, why did they film it in the first place and how much rehearsal went before 😂
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They’re trying to make it look like an attempt at reconcilation I reckon. If/when it fails, they’ll say ‘look, we tried but got snubbed for our trouble!’.
As for the twerking recording, like everything they do, it looked fake, contrived and phoney. Migraine has a very bad case of what’s been termed ‘Main Character Syndrome’ ie she has to make everything about her, such is her level of self-centredness. She’ll be on ‘Strictly’next.
You can only take the piss, and here’s the superb intel lady doig it much better than I can;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-BEPPM7bLA
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I doubt she would do strictly, unless the BBC guaranteed she would win 😂
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“Lady Collin Campbell”, is as much of a freak as the Markle creature, I wouldn’t listen to what either Lady Bludclart or Megain think, and neither should you Ron!
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Oh I agree, ‘Lady C’ is what I think could most kindly and charitably be referred to as ‘eccentric’.
However her referral to Markle as ‘a scrubber’ was spot on for my money.
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Born a hermaphrodite and brought up as a boy…
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/im-a-celebrity/12023030/Lady-C-raised-as-a-boy-Im-a-Celebrity.html
Nuff said.
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Never was so little owed by so few to such a fucking trashy waste of oxygen.
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Despite her gyrations, I have checked the files of Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited, and discovered that she failed her audition the year before she married Harry. The tits were too small. We demand watermelons!. Clearly she married him on the rebound as I snubbed her shimmy.
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I’ve got used to ignoring people who get up my nose and not knowing how they speak is the most important, which stops the invasion of ones privacy.
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She has nips like dried raisins.
Thoroughly off putting I must say.
https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/m/meghanmarkle.html
My solicitor states that the above site may cause your laptop to explode and your wife to run off.
Good morning.
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‘Markle sexy photos collection’.
Erm, she’s not very sexy, is she?
Interesting site tho Unk; I’ll peruse it at my leisure later…
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Oxygen thieving witch.
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I thought the only reason the ginger bastard married her was because she took it up trap number two on the first date.
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Oh yes, definitely a case of being cuntstruck. It’s happened to many a good man (myself included). The difference is many of us didn’t marry the conniving bitches.
Poor, daft sod. Knows there is fuck all he can do now kids are involved. His life is over.
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Nope. Any publicity is attention to them, they don’t get mine. I don’t read about them, I don’t watch anything about them.
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Modern photo filters really are incredible.
All the filtered pics of Meghan in the press show her as a skinny minnie, but this pic of her in real life tells a different story:
https://images.app.goo.gl/BeNoY
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Looks like the spawn of Lenny Henry and Dawn French.
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Don’t look JP!
Think of something wholesome like the Waltons or Cliff Richard.
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Or the Waltons taking turns to vigourously flog Cliff Richard with an acid-soaked cat-o’-nine-tails.
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😁👍
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Never liked the Waltons.
Little House On The Prairie had cracking bit in it though.
Melissa Sue Anderson…
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Jesus fuckin’ Christ!!
Pass the eye bleach.
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Fuck off Thomas, opening one of your links is classified as self harming.
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Ron you are a total and utter fucking cunt for mentioning that piece of shit.
Fuck off Skidmarkle.
Not interested in her or the ginger fucking minger.
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Thanks H much appreciated lol!
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An ex-yacht girl and Eppy favourite (allegedly, I have to say that🙄) and a bit of doodle dandy trash who was lucky to get bit parts in low rent low budget TV dramas. She hooks one of the sons of the future King of England and marries him.
Anyone else would count themselves lucky, live off all the perks and the cash that came with it and keep their heads down. A bit like how Edward VIII and his man-friend, sorry, I mean wife ended up in their later years. But no, with Megain, it’s stunt after stunt. Campaign after campaign, Self promotion after self promotion. Nothing is done – absolutely nothing – unless there is something in it for her.
Tell you what, she’d be less hated and people would forget her if she toned it down and was less narcissistic and in peoples’ faces. But, she is always there, like a fly round a cow’s arsehole. Whether it’s a new TV show about lifestyle for high rollers, or whoring around photos of her daughter (the copyrighted Lillibet). or attaching herself to the latest virtue signaling news story (usually involving ethnics). She just won’t let up, and this makes her more despised and hated. It’s almost like the mentality of Hitler. Markle must now now know that she is universally loathed and has a million enemies. But it appears she just refuses to believe it and thinks she is above everyone else. I can see it ending similar to the Bunker in 1945. Megain ranting to a hapless PA that the Mainstream Media are not worthy of her. Bring her the revolver and the petrol can. Hopefully…
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It’s bizarre Norman.
She’s tried one thing after another; remember how she was going to be a Hollywood star, and said she’d only work with directors from the A+ list? How’d that work out girl? She’s been a children’s author, a reality tv ‘star’, a self-styled philanthroper, a podcaster, a lifestyle guru, a ‘mercher’ of over-priced runny jam, ‘cookie’ mix and even dog biscuits, but nothing’s ever really worked out for her, and her star has dimmed with each passing, failing venture.
But she’s got a very expensive lifestyle to maintain, and more front than Brighton, so now she’s launching a brand of wine, and giving it large about ‘getting into’ restaurants and hotels, although I’m sure she doesn’t have a clue about the amount of money, work and expertise needed. She probably thinks that somebody else will do it all, and pay her to be the ‘face’.
She talks a good game, I’ll give her that, but she’s got a big, big problem, because she’s got precious little talent or aptitude to back up her talk. Basically all that either she or Ginger Nut really have to sell is their connection to the royal family, which grows more tenuous with each passing day. There are signs now that Meagain is even moving to start ‘merching’ the kids, which wouldn’t surprise me at all.
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You’re right, Ron.
And I reckon that the money (which she has no shortage of) is not enough for someone like Markle. It’s strong case of narcissism and a lust for fame and attention. Being royal doesn’t even quench her thirst for attention.
Anyone else marrying a major royal would be happy with that. But Megain is different. She is not a normal person, and certainly not a decent one. No matter how mild the symptoms, does Harry know that he’s married a proper psycho?
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This pair of cunts have everything they need health wise, its just the suffering of Histrionic Personality Disorder, that’s letting them down.
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Oh, that will come Sammy.
The mental health card will be pulled soon enough.
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It will all end in tears…😭
Dear me, what a fucking shame…!
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I reckon one morning Harry will realise how rough old and haggard his ‘momma’ is looking. And the ‘old boy’ will seek pleasure elsewhere. And – let’s face it – she never was a stunner, was she?
As Kate – despite her illness – ages well. Megain is not aging, either well or gracefully. But, what is to be expected from American trailer trash?
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