There’s every chance that like me, cunters everywhere have become sick and tired of the two words ‘Harry Potter’ over the years. The cunty boy wizard and his works have been everywhere these past couple of decades, endlessly promoted and hyped, shown and re-shown, printed and re-printed, and utterly merched to death.
Well just when it seemed that all the fucking hoo-ha might finally have died down a bit, more bad news breaks. It transpires that subscription telly giant HBO is to re-do the entire Potter canon, over seven ‘seasons’ no less. Just what the world of popular culture and entertainment needed, something entirely new and original. Not. As you’ll see from the undernoted link, yet another media blitz is about to get underway.
All the novels have already been filmed, and not that long ago at that, so why the need to film the whole bastard thing all over again? The Yank film and tv industry seems to be utterly obsessed with the idea of remakes and ‘re-imaginings’, often to the detriment of new ideas. Or maybe JK’s down to her last couple of billion and feels that her finances need a leg-up.
So yet another ‘classic’ gets a re-do, whether or not it actually needs it (and this one fucking well doesn’t). It’s utter saturation of the market. As an aside, it remains to be seen just how much Rowling (who seems very anti ‘woke’) might let the makers get away with in terms of using the series as a vehicle for foisting any possible ‘progressive’ agenda on the audience if they’re that way inclined. It seems to be very much the Hollywood way these days. As politicians are prone to say, ‘we’ll just have to wait and see’. Personally I can’t wait.
FREE DOBBY THE HOUSE ELF!
with every box of Persil.
Nominated by : Ron Knee
I`m wating for Is A Cunt !, the musical.
🎉
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There’s a spare chaise longue in my love dungeon that we can use as a casting couch, SB.
It’ll clean up nicely…the bloodstains aren’t too pronounced.
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I bet it lights up like a Christmas tree under black light. 😂
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Indeed! Although not as much spattering as Stuart Lubbock’s shredded undergarments.
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I think the best they could hope for, Sam, is an end of the pier show, but just look at the line-up:
Kweer Charmer and his Happy Tappers – tap dancing, fun and mirth with the king of comedy and his troupe
Your own, your very own (and you can keep her) dusky goddess of song Rachel Reeves with her Vera Lynn songbook,
Britain’s biggest strongwoman act, Emily Thornberry – you, too, can have a body like hers (if you let yourself go too much)
Chris Bryant – Britain’s own camp vicar – unholy laughs – the greatest since Frankie Howard
Angela Rayner, Jess Phillips and Bridget Phillipson – The Beverly Sisters for the 21st century – how much is that dogging in the window?
Your compere’ Wes Streeting with his famous catchphrase “where did I put my butt plug?”. ‘He had me in stitches’ (The British Medical Journal), “My boy, the entertainer! (Mrs Streeting) “MY boy, the entertainer (Joe Dancey) “You bitch!” (Peter Mandelson)
Music from Ed Miliband his Hot Kosher Violin and Swing Boys – fiddling and fooling, but deeply moving, like a laxative
Party like it’s 1945 again!
It’s a sell out, I tell you already. Your producer, Bill Boggstein.
Admission 50p. Anyone wishing to leave early will be detained, and sentenced to 31 months in prison on a trumped up charge.
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Good morning Bill.
That’s entertainment.
Start a GoFundMe campaign and get it on Broadway.
Lol.
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That sounds like a great show indeed, WC.
I well remember former Tiller Girl Mandy Mandelson dancing the Can-Can at the Sunderland Alhambra all those years ago. I believe she never wasted an opportunity to show off her frilly knickers, suspenders and stockings.
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Indeed, Geordie, he was known as the “Last Of The Red Hot Duckies”. What is less well known is that he was at one time in a double act with the old time film actor, Fatty Arbuckle. Pete was very big in Fatty Arbuckle’s shorts. Sadly his constant cottaging put an end to his career as a family entertainer on the Empire circuit, and he was reduced to bit parts, but became a successful agent after a chance encounter with Charles Lynton in a West End public lavatory. Charlie was reborn as Tony Blair and the rest is history.
If only Denis Norden was still alive and they could bring back Looks Familiar – the stories we could tell about the queen of camp!
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A rich and varied set of characters to cast; the Snarkles, Sir Keir Stalin, Angela Rayner, Katie Price, Prince Andrew, Diane Flabbott,
Jeremy Corbyn, David Lamebrain, Justin Welby, Yasmin Alibaba-Brown…
Book by ‘Jugs’ Rowling, songs by Dame Elton John.
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Completely ignore everything that annoys you. Its easy when you know how. I’ve spent a lifetime doing it.
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I used to enjoy watching the fillums with my kids when they were little, so have good memories of the franchise.
The new shows could have been really good, but they cast a fuzzy-wuzzy as Snape, for fuck’s sake.
Not exactly Alan Rickman Mk2!
Oh yeah, and the stage school brat playing Hermione has a touch of the tar brush too.
Hogwarts would have been a much more interesting school if Rowling would have written one of the teachers as a stalking pædo.
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Harry Potter always had that look on his face as if someone had just slid a sneaky wand up his ring piece.
Maybe the woke version will confirm that this was actually the case.
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True, Gristlegripper.
Potter – or the cunt that plays him – looks like a private school toastrack. A hot crumpet burning his cheeks with shame. Except he’d probably enjoy it (allegedly blah de blah).
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The closest I ever came to the fictitious fucker was on public transport, when idiots would be reading the stuff. A slight head turn and it was gone.
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The only good thing that came out of it, was the authors support for women’s rights.
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And her tits. They’re fucking magic!
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As long as jk has a big say in it as too who’s cast as what then carry on, if not then expect more wizard wokery with even the wand being trans 🏳️🌈…..
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If JKR had woven a tale like this into one of her books I might have taken some interest – 25 uses for a school stationery cupboard:
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/deputy-headteacher-sex-school-banned/
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Dickens left the woke world a fabulous opportunity to promote all sorts of degeneracy and perversion, in the novel Nicholas Nickleby.
Forced to teach at the dubiously titled Dotheboys Hall,where bum banditry and brown hatting were no doubt commonplace.
All under the tyranny of headmaster Wackford Squeers and daughter Fanny Squeers (shades of Fanny Schmeller lol)
Nick’s mother and sister forced by the wicked uncle into virtual prostitution.
Nick beating the crap out of Squeers and going on the run with the lad Smike.
It’s full of violence and innuendo.
I’m shocked that the BBC haven’t already commisioned some crazy licentious degenerate cunt to do a screenplay for a mini series.
Easy fucking money, the plot’s already written.
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Harold Potter can take a large PISS OFF
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It occurs to me that alleged adults immerse themselves in this sort of dire pap as escapism from their awful progressive soy latte lifestyles.
I assume daydreaming about pubescent wizards and talking owls takes their minds off the awful plight of polar ice caps,the price of avocado and how awful it must be to be an Arab?
Fuck knows really,they are total cunts by any measure.
Magic Circle Cauldron of Oven.
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I’m not 12 so have never read or seen it.
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One of my regrets is that Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Ltd never took up the option on the Harry Potter franchise. Just think of the films and money we could have made. I did draft a script for the first film – called Harry Potter And The Wand Of Doom, and we even did a pilot with nubile Lisa Nandy in the female lead – she came through quite well in the scene involving the giant wand, the see-through plastic mac, a rubber duck, electrified nipple tassels and exploding knickers, but sadly it took up too much time, but the rubber duck came through it unscathed. Lisa was great but sadly that little poof Radcliffe couldn’t open his mouth as he had a three inch layer of make up and Polyfilla on his face. Only that one scene was filmed and copies now change hands for vast sums of money. An expensive flop, but things would have got better with the second in the cannon which of course included lots of beastiality. You would have loved the scene with the Aberdeen Angus – filthy but funny. An opportunity wasted, perhaps.
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A while ago I suggested Hairy and that slim tart could feature in a porno entitled Harry Potter and the beast with two backs.
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Possibly, also, the beasts and two blacks.
Loads of possibilities.
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Couldn’t give a rat’s arse.
Fortunately the words ‘Harry’ coupled with ‘Potter’ very rarely intrude upon my consciousness.
If and when they do, said words are instantly ignored, apart from the few seconds it’s taken me to comment on this nom, obviously. 🙄
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The fact that the stories are -well – shit goes against it.
All the main characters are middle class crawly goody goody girly swot arselicks.
They were also portrayed by cunts as cringe inducing as their characters.
Worms like Daniel Ratdick and Emma ‘Zero Tits’ Twatson only got the parts due to mumsie being a showbiz agent. Neither can act and will never be able to. They are also a pair of woke trannie sucking lickarses, of course. Who stabbed the woman who made them rich and famous in the back. Traitorous little turds.
And, the fans this shite attracts… They are as bad and as sad as Star Wars freaks. Grown adults in Hogwarts T-Shirts and Harry Potter backpacks? I fucking ask you? I suppose it’s to be expected from (some) daft women. But grown men?! They are usually the sort of cunts who wear flip flops, are pussywhipped to fuck, have manicured beards and eat vegan crap. One such bloke lives in our street, and he’s a cunt.
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Of course, the new version will be crammed with swingers of the trees. I dare say there will also be sprinkling of bottybashers and transbenders.
I would not be surprised if Ncunti Gayblack makes an apperance.
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Indeed. Isn’t Mr Ncunti supposed to be pursuing new ‘opportunities’ across the pond?
They should have cast him as Harry Botter.
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On the subject of revisionist re-imgagined bollocks, there are going to be four films coming out. Each Beatle is getting his own biopic.
This is nonsensical pointless crap, Why a film for each of them? To feed their egos? To make more money? Most likely.
It will all be sanitised and whitewashed bollocks anyway. With Yoko Fucking Yellow Beatle Eater Ono portrayed as talented and well liked.
And – as expected – the casting is hilarious. No similarity to the Beatles themselves whatsoever. And the one who is playing Ringo looks Chinese.
‘Ah’ve got bristers on mah fingahs!’🤣
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They should do one for Epstein as well, as he created them, then five years later topped himself, probably because Lennon wouldn’t play ball any longer.
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And, what about Stu and Pete? They were Beatles, after all.
That Ringo one though. Bloody hell.
‘Lingo Stall’.
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‘Herro, Goodbye’.
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A Day In The Rife
Levorution
Herp!
Back In The U.S.S.L
Earenor Ligby
I Am The Warlus
Penny Rane
Stlawbelly Fierds Folevel
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Stuart Sutcliffe and Pete Best, I am so bloody old I remember them. When Eppy sacked Pete Best, The Beatles recorded at least one track with Andy White, who was a session musician because Epstein thought Ringo Starr wasn’t up to it in a studio. Of course, Ringo was too stupid to feel angry at the slight, or embarrassed about the implication, . But I suppose there was a limit to the amount of recording tape George Martin had in his studio.
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Don’t know why they’re bothering.
It’ll never be half as good as ‘The Rutles’.
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And we can guarantee that Macca’s film will have a bit where he is ‘inspired’ by black wimmin to write ‘Blackbird’.
Only thing is, it never happened. Total woke diversity revisionist bollocks.
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Screw Harry Potter. They should do a remake of Gone With The Wind.
Something along these lines…
https://i.imgur.com/yjhESw4.jpeg
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Boggs Pornographic Films did make a version of Gone With The Wind – a sex comedy where both partners sat up all night eating baked beans from the tin, and munching sulphur biscuits before they got down to it. It was an experiment in Smello-Vision. It is alleged it set Mandy off on his lifelong path of face-sitting.
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I think Hollywood should give some serious thought to re-making both ‘Superman’ and ‘Batman’. Both are cracking good stories which need to be retold, and have been ignored for far too long, as has the superhero genre in general.
Afternoon all.
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I would only direct new versions Ron, if they were incredibly obscene and included naked women in every scene.
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They should do another Black Widow film. Where Scarjo loses her costume, and runs around in the billy bollox for the entire duration of the movie.
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Indeed WC.
In fact, why bother with including Superman or Batman at all, just give us tits, ass and fanny. Then more of the same.
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At least it keeps Rowlings profile in the news, which is good because she actually says that a woman is someone who was born with a FANNY not a FUCKING COCK….!
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It’s that sort of talk that leads to prison overcrowding in Modern Britain.
I read with some amusement in the Daily Telegraph that JFK Rowlings has suggested that there should be Tranniê Only prisons,where the “inmates” are chemically castrated upon arrival.
Although thinking about it,it might have been a paki masquerading as the “Justice secretary” that said it instead.
Confusing times indeed Doctor.
Good afternoon.
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I’m surprised that ‘Jugs’ isn’t behind bars for hate crime.
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Jk’s profile is quite tasty with those grabable glands Doc.
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Forgot Harry Potter I wanna to hear the story of Rodney Rotter..
A poor working class boy, of a factory owner and nurse who once had their phone cut off.
Still that didn’t deter Rodney, who rose through the ranks to become the head of the CPS.
It was a quiet time for Rodney as nothing ever came across his desk. He spent his time pursuing websites of Ukrainian rent boys.
Bored of that he set his sight on politics, assisting a mad old commie bastard, till he stabbed him in the back and stole him job..
Now Rodney bided his time and watched the conservative cunts implode.
His dream of becoming supreme leader was achieved..
And that’s when it all started to go wrong.
Surrounding himself with arse kissing incompetents the public soon turned on him.
The public eventually rebelled and Rodney was strung up like a pinata by his shrivelled balls and beaten to death.
The rest of his party was tried for treason and garrotted with piano wire.
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Thanks Barry, I like a story with a happy ending.
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You never know Barry, it might give Rodders a completely new aim in life if a film were made of his life. It might inspire him to change direction. Rachel sacked and returned to the complaints desk, Lammy given to an overseas zoo, Dirty Ange forced back on to the streets – and no phone boxes these days to put her business cards in, Streeting exposed – from blowjob to no job, and the ghosts from the silver screen of Jack Hawkins and John Mills instilling some backbone into him. Rodney could then get down to work with a nude vicar — er sorry, renewed vigour.
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JK Growling has made millions from this shite,
Little speccy orphans
Spoilt borderline anorexic brats
Gingers called Rupert also were quids in. ££££££
Wish id thought of it.
But im more Brian Potter than Harry Potter.
https://youtu.be/tnsI9qyCwdk?si=AYvwVrTjQdsDq_ni
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There you are!
I’d heard a rumour you were leaving this wonderful England for a new career playing a giant in some HBO nonsense.
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Naw, id never leave England JP.
I love it🏴
Im on a massive job at the moment.
Too big for me if im honest.
Needs a big firm with loads of blokes really.
But i need the money
And the customer knows hes saving a couple of grand this way
I feel absolutely fucked.
But only two days to go,
Then im going the pub. 🍺
That first pint…. .
You ok JP?
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Champion Mis.
Feel like I’ve been given a new lease of life.
Keep on keeping on.
Hope there’s decent pie and gravy with your name on it!
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Good evening both.
Thought of you today Mis. Installed a new washing machine. We’re much too tight/poor to pay for delivery and installation so we collected the machine in the car and installed it ourselves. Me with my six cardiac stents and the wife with her metal hip and I thought fuck me, Mis moves these brutes regularly, even up flights of stairs. Mind you don’t hurt yourself on this big job. All we’ve got to do now is get the old machine in the car and take it down the recycling.
Hope I didn’t offend you with my post the other day Jeezum, with regards to your possible new living arrangements.
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Of course not arfur.
I’ve looked at the positive and negative very carefully, and in the scheme of things there’s more plus than minus.
Don’t worry, they aren’t taking advantage of me.
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Evening Arfur,
Cant you get the scrap lads to take it?
Save you a trip and humping it.
The ones i know if you mentioned you had stents would probably feel a bit obliged to come in and carry it out.
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Oh and has for getting hurt on this job?
The most severe nappy rash ever.
My arse feels like its had a weekend at Barrymores.
Im drinking loads of fluids and sweating them straight out.
Labourer was limping when we finished.
I was walking like id shat my keks.
☹️
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Now they’re making a TV series out of it cunts like Nick Frost are signing up but virtue signalling by digging out Rowling about her stance on men saying they are women.
He should fuck off then, if her views are so repellent don’t take the money she’s enabling you to earn.
Fucking pathetic cunts
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JK should trademark her name, so every time some cunt uses it in ways that damage its integrity, she gets to demand payment, or sue them.
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Went to the first Harry Potter movie in the cinema. Fell asleep listening to middle/upper class kids talking shite. Never watched any other one of this shite. My life is so much better.
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I’m the same LotC, well, to be precise, I was taken by the wife and daughter on my birthday, for a ‘treat’.
Pile of old donkey, but I had to pretend that I loved it.
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I did forget to mention the popularity of Quidditch, a fictional game described in a work of fiction, that supposedly sane people who are Harry Potter fans are forming teams and leagues to play.
Google it on YouFool, it’s hilarious!
All those supposed adults, stuck in the pre-puberty phase of their lives.
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OT. 🇮🇱👍
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