You all know by now that she posted a busybody video lately about something that’s fuck all to do with her. Of course these days every cunt, no matter how vacuous, has a right to their opinion, so .. upload an opinion she did.
Having seen the pathetic thing, I can say she really did appear to be batting for one particular side(as per subsequent
controversy) but without any sign of an iota of genuine sincerity whatsoever, to my eye at least.
No. What it came across as was an unspontaneous pre-prepared way of ‘styling’ a popular current outlook with a certain wording structure. Say a thing, then say ‘no’ in a contradictory reference to same with facial expressions denoting empathy or something. Then say another thing, pause for a dramatic second or two, do the ‘no’ bit again. And repeat yet again. And again.
To what end I don’t know. Clicks? Upticks? Or did she think this was to be the breakthrough posting that would end the fucking goings-on over yonder?
She certainly didn’t dig-in defending her ‘points’ when some contrary backlash arose. Not one bit. Jumped on the fence post haste. Metaphorically at least ; It’d want to be some reinforced actual fence to take the strain of her jumping thereupon.
Before today I was marginally aware of the unfunny cunts existence, but indifferent on any level TO it. After seeing the video and then her subsequent statement rowing ALL the way back to the boathouse afterwards… I will for the rest of my days think of her as a cunt. Although I will try to not think about her at all after the nom has been and gone.
Ask me about MY hot topic, and you will first and foremost hear anger about it, swearing aplenty and not for one second doubt my stated diatribe. And if admonished about the tone of same, I will fucking double down. That’s how I can see no underlying giving a real shit in her carrying on.
Here’s a link about it. Just typing dawn french video into the google will bring up various links to the video itself. Her deletion of same was a tad too late to bury it forever. I was initially linking Sky instead, but this Cornwall page goes way more unto it than the big network detailing the backpeddling retraction statement.
Nominated by : Cuntemall
She was okay in The Comic Strip Presents (43 years ago), but that’s about it.
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Who cares what Dawn French thinks? She should stick to making money pretending to be someone else.
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Fat unfunny lump
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I can comment with some authority that she is not only a fat, unfunny lump, but she fucking stinks too.
Lenny Henry, Bob Geldof and Dawn French are soap dodging cunts who smell like the ape enclosure at London zoo.
This was a public service announcement, brought to you by a Nordic god who despises celebrities who don’t wash.
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I liked The Young Ones back in 1982. But, the the fact they had their ‘women’ in it did make me sick.
Jennifer Saunders acting the only character she knows how to play (see Absolutely Fabulous. A wobbly headed cunt with no range and a droning posh voice), and, through her, Dawn French as a fat Easter Bunny. was cringe inducing even then.
That was annoying. Because of Mayall and Edmondson’s rise, French and Saunders also climbed up the ladder on their backs.
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And the ‘footlights’ piss take episode was actually full of the cunts. Emma Thompson (a bona fide Super Cunt), Stephen ‘Up the Botty’ Fry, Hugh Laurie and that complete knobend, Ben Elton. Supposed to be a send up of the bastards, but they were bloody in it.
The four Young Ones themselves were OK. But the faux Marxist shite of Alexei Sayle was bollocks.
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She has always been a cunt and never funny, she just hung on the coattails of Jen Saunders who did much better once she got shot her.
Any woman who willingly shags Lenny Henry has to be as cunt right? And she married him!!
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I was aware that, once upon a time, it is certain that she had Lenny Henry’s hot rod deep inside her and all she could think about in that moment was it going deeper and deeper, as she screamed “Lenny! Oh Lenny! Yesssssss!”
Such an utterly absurdly gross image that it is a wonder anyone pays her any attention at all.
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Good morning Mickey.
Yes, a regular coalburner was Ms French. Joins the league of Adele, Heidi Klum and Cheryl ‘Pet’ Cole, all of whom have crossed over to the ‘dark side’.
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Well, you know what they say Paul.
Once you go black, we don’t want you back.
or…
Once you go black, you’re an HIV+ single mother.
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Adele is a (cough) sucker for the dark personages. They dictate her whole life.
Shacks up with a (nother) black bloke and it’s thin and full of the joys of Spring…
Then she gets sacked by said dark personage, and it’s binge on Maccy Dees, become fat again, and squawking songs about being dumped and how she ‘almost had it owl (she can’t say the word ‘all’). Chav skank.
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She obviously has no taste, she let ‘Katanga’ fuck her…. But I guess that was her ‘best option’
Her only positive, she less obnoxious than Jo Brand
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I agree with CuntemAll, did she think that she would bring about world peace and an end to famine?
Why do “celebrities” think they need to share their insights and opinions with the public? Why do they think the public would be interested?
No doubt her recently self-diagnosed ADHD and or autism will be offered as her excuse for her unacceptable behaviour in the near future, it seems to be the go to get-out these days.
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I agree with, you agreeing with me, Jeezum.
And in the two or so weeks SINCE Dawn’s silly ‘israel/palestine’ video, has she made things better in the middle east with it?
Has she fuck.
If anything she seems to have made it worse… she’s gone and gotten iran and fucking america dragged into the fucking thing now as well.
Silly woman.
Seen and not heard when it comes to the real world, petal.
Actually NOT seen and not heard would be even better, cunt.
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I wonder if she’s got a pager?
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I hope, for her sake, non of the rape victims, or families of the slaughtered have seen her original post.
It’s as if it’s all some kind of game that she feels comfortable taking the piss out of.
This isn’t AI, nor is it GTA, Dawn.
Stick to gurning, it’s what you’re good at!
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The unintelligent one of the two. Stood facing the fat cunt somewhere and remembered thinking she’d look taller lay on her side. Should’ve squashed her into the ground. Why she wasn’t eaten in the jungle years back, beggars belief. Think the flies tasted better. More of a false dawn.
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A fucking fat overpaid BBC unfunny has-been right on Cunt.
Stick your opinions up your flabby arse.
Good morning.
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I’ve never understood this woman’s ‘comedy legend’ status.
She has always only had one joke. Being fat & gobby.
That’s it.
A schtick that James Corden has also somehow made a career out of.
And just like her ex husband, she is so excruciatingly self unaware, that it’s no surprise she’s made this kind of fuck up.
But, being a darling of the BBC, I suspect career damage will be limited.
Which is a shame. Because she is one uber cunt.
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Out of the five unfunniest people on TV, French is three of them.
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😁
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I always think of the poor feet on any fat cunt. They must be crying out with every step, “Go on a diet you selfish twats”.
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She has tried everything, poor cow. Tried being comedic, married a darkie, got very worked about about “current affairs” and now sees herself as Gary Lineker in drag. What’s left for her?. Reality TV and lesbianism. I do a lot for art, but there is no way I can employ Slubberguts in a Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited production , not even one of our horror films (speaking of which The Beast Who Raped Dykie Kim, starring Ms. Leadbetter is being held up because all the other actors are too scared to work with her – “the ugliest woman I have ever seen” as Eddie Izzard called her. – and he should know.
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All ‘celebrities’ have identikit opinions. They must get them from an approved list from their agents.
https://images.app.goo.gl/V5ZCoLxpkwgwasHTA
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Big boned was her excuse for being fat. Yes, big bone fucking idle.
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Being in the public eye you’d think the likes of Lineker and this barrel of rancid lard would be aware of the risks of sounding off on social media.
But not a bit of it. They’re both too thick to realise that deleting a tweet is futile –
The internet never forgets.
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You never see genuine fat old people. Its just the obesity that makes them appear older.
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Another rent-a-gob lefty luvvy.
File under ‘Cunt; Fat’.
Afternoon all.
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Slebs acting as if they actually know something about the subject they are waffling about. Nothing new,. Dawn French was the only funny thing that Lenny Henry was in
I put her cuntish fuckwit comments down to post Lenny shock syndrome as he has aged into a right cunt. Fuck them all could not care less, slebtards
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This Blimp was on the BBC a couple of Christmases ago.
Her live show was called ‘Dawn French is a Huge Twat’.
The Beeb using a swear word in a programme title was akin to Alan Partridge saying ‘Fanny’ and thinking he’s hard for saying it. That in itself was laughable.
French herself? Well, what can you say? The usual woke ranting that is expected of all BBC comedians these days. But, French never was funny. She certainly didn’t have what it takes to do a one man/woman stand-up show. Her props dependent buffoonery with Jennifer Saunders was terrible. As was the horrendous Girls On Top. Which evil sadist thought of French, Saunders, Tracy Ullman and Ruby Wax all in the same show? Cunts, one and all.
Then there was her Christmas Vicar of Dibley. A blatant Black Lives Matter propaganda film that Leni Riefenstahl would have been proud of. And, did she think she was being pro-muslim by wearing an upside down cross? What a cunt.
What’s most laughable (not in a good way) about French is she likes to be seen as this ‘feminist’ figure of comedy. Yet her most well know character is a female vicar who plays up to very womens cliche and stereotype in the book. Thick as fuck, man mad, binges on wine and chocolate. You want bad female caricatures and stereotypes? Look no further than ‘feminist icon’ Dawn French and her fat vicar clown act.
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Spot on Norman.
The Vicar of Dibley, we’re told by the BBC, is an all time classic.
It’s not.
Considering when it was written and broadcast, it contained every hackneyed sitcom cliche known to man.
Right on vicar
Village idiot
An evil member of the landed gentry.
His inbred thicko son.
Someone with a ‘comedy’ speech impediment.
Yet, we’re told this was groundbreaking stuff.
It wasn’t.
It was shit.
Still is.
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Indeed, Field Marshal.
When it was last broadcast, The Vicar of Dibley was promoted as a ‘classic comedy’, The BBC have been looking for a ratings buster and a much loved by the public programme to replace Only Fools and Horses. That once great series was eventually done to death and destroyed by the introduction of wimmin (that fucking cunt Raquel). But, the BBC don’t have another Del Boy, Steptoe and Son, Likely Lads or any other true comedy great for Christmas schedules any more. So, they desperately push crap like the Vicar of Dibley and Mrs Brown’s Boys. And that shit is even worse than The Vicar of Dibley.
Dibley was comedy cliches akimbo. The dizzy blonde verger getting married to The Spice Girls was especially vomit inducing. And that was in its ‘prime’ in 1996.
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I was thinking of writing a spin-off comedy series from Dibley. It was to be called “More Tea, Vicar?” and was to star that knockabout king of mirth, Justin Welby with Yvette Cooper as his wife. Then the silly bugger went and told the king to fuck off and he was cancelled. Might still do it with Chris Bryant, with Eddie Izzard playing the wife.
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Amazing, now how these early 80s ‘alternative comedy’ cunts are now the BBC royalty
In the 70s and early 80s, it was Eric and Ernie, Mike Yarwood and Tommy Cooper at Christmas.
Now/? Dawn French spouting woke shite, or Ade Edmondson acting like a cunt on the Jools Holland Cuntenanny.. The thing with these ‘Comic Strip’ knobheads is they revel in the Beeb’s patronage, in a way the Pythons never did. OK, John Cleese was king when he did Fawlty Towers. But he ended his ties with the BBC nearly as fast as they began. And although Palin became a sort of BBC poster boy with his travel programmes, the others never jumped on the BBC gravy train again.
And, although the reverence that Pythons are held in is sort of understandable. The likes of French and Edmondson being treated like comedy gods is ridiculous. The Young ones was funny at the time, and Rik Mayall (RIP) was its star. But it’s not as good and ‘cool’ as was once thought. It was like The Monkees with snot and Thatcher jokes thrown in. Bottom was funnier and was more of a showcase for Mayall, who was genuinely funny. French and Saunders were never funny. But because they were women and what has happened since their day, they – in this woke era – are viewed as comedy deities. They now all dine out on their association with Mayall. He was the one with the talent.
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Glad you must be feeling much better, Norman.
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Thanks, Sammy.
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Fuck Palestine, Fuck Israel, Fuck Iran and Fuck off Dawn French.
Fat, unfunny, likes illegal immigrants living in her vagina (probably), if you’d stuck to being remembered for the Vicar of Dibley (mildly funny) instead of trying to take sides in a cunt contest id of given you a pass.
I’d like to see a celebrity take the side of the British, oh sorry Lawrence Fox tried that and the rest of you turned on him.
Oh yes I’d forgotten the Vicar of Dibley Christmas BLM special when you took the knee for Saint George Floyd, still not the first time you got on your knees for a bit of black was it?
Never heard you speak out for this country, you know the country that gave you your education and your career.
Just fuck off Dawn. Virtue signalling, was it worth it?
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Iran has had it coming for years.
Those cunts Bush and Satan Blair got it wrong.
Saddam Hussein should have been kept to keep the animals in the middle eastern zoo in line. Iran are the trouble, there always have been.
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Norman if you think there’s a side to be on in the shit show, good for you.
Iran was a secular democracy until the UK\US intelligence set up a coo and imposed the shah.
Israel financed Hamas, the same Israel took hours to respond to the October 7th incursion, just like the US was unable to react to 9-11 in a timely fashion.
All the people in charge are psychopaths and they will set the world on fire to get what they want.
I’m only interested in my country, my flag and my culture.
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My view Sixdog is that ever since the zookpeepers were killed – Gadaffi and Saddam Hussein – their animals have escaped and run riot all over Europe. Yeah, they were both bastards. But a bastard like them was needed, to keep those savages in line, I have no side where they are concerned. I hate all of them. Israel are bloody trouble as well. They are all a pain in the arse.
They are all trouble, from that part of the world. What benefits us and our people is what’s important to me. If they were all wiped out and we never heard from them (any of them) again, that would suit me too. But when I said keep Saddam, it was to stop their terrorism and other foul habits appearing on our doorstep.
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Oh, Dawn would have gotten down for Saint Chiggen Floyd George in a second, Sixdog.
I bet she had the car stickers and ‘T-Shirt’ with his black ugly mug on as well.
That’s what was nauseating about it, The amount of wimmin that had Floyd BLM crap on their cars. Yet they didn’t know (or care) that he terrorised a woman at the point of a gun, I dare say French proudly falls into that category.
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Intel Lady did for French;
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gi4eklAgINg
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That famous clip of her as the Vicar of Wobbly jumping in the mega deep puddle could have been immeasurably improved by replacing the water with fluoroantimonic acid.
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You bunch of fuckin nazis.
This woman has a show on saturday tea time,
Therefore shes your better and you should listen to her.
All BBC light entertainment stars have a deep seated understanding of the intricacies of middle eastern politics.
This lady is the vicar of Dribbly.
And shes going to stop the war with sarcasm.
Your problem is your prejudice.
Just because shes a great fat lump,
And stinks like a unplugged fridge.
She cant help being a n*gger lover.
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Lenny Henry must have a strong stomach or no sense of smell or summat?
As a youth i shagged some pigs but nowt that bad.
The dirty fucker.
He must be sick in the head?
Although theyre both insufferable lefty twats so theyve something in common
And neither wipe their arse properly.
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Dawn can’t reach hers.
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Well she has said sorry so that’s alright then. Funny how all these cunts like Lineker claim to be ignorant of something like a rat depicting Jewish people or what happened on October 7th when it suits yet never stop pontificating about it. Hamas must laughing their smelly brown arses off over these useful idiots. Anyone on the right would lose their career over it yet Dawn French thinks she is a national fucking treasure.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0yUWl9IMsMM
I bet Sir Lenworth bitterly regrets the 1980s, plunging his dark and meaty member into the vertical Big Mac of this wobbly old nutcase, whilst she was flat on her back, legs in the air at 90 degrees and wolfing down a basket of Terry’s Chocolate Oranges to get her in the mood.
His thrusts being punctuated by regular wet farts and queefs of excitement from this manatee.
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You owe me some new undercrackers.
Made me cum😡
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I never got to see the vicar of Dibbly,
I imagine it was hilarious?
Cutting edge humour, pushing the boundaries of comedy.
I didnt watch it because I don’t like female vicars.
Theyre all fishsuppers taking the jobs traditional held by goofy pee do files.
Lezzy types cant tell me shit about morality or spirituality.
Im not the one destined for eternal hellfire darling.
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You don’t know what you’re missing, Mis.
It was groundbreaking stuff by Richard Curtis.
Choc full of innovative characters like a village idiot, a wealthy bloke who was full of himself and the bloke from only fools and horses playing someone who was a bit slow on the uptake (again).
Get yourself down to your nearest charity shop and buy yourself the box set.
You’ll be bereft of ribs after watching it.
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The Vicar of Dibley was like Brigitte Jones as a Vicar.
A fat dumpy man obsessed slag cunt. Well past her prime, who would fuck any bloke and then binge on red wine and Maltesers and smudge all her dog’s dinner make up when she gets deservedly dumped.
The cliches that all ‘feminist’ comedies all follow. Fleabag is the same. Except Phoebe Waller Cunt’s character is a thin alcoholic nympho slag as opposed to fat alcoholic nympho slag
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What gets me is the gullible naivety of these celeb gobshites like Ms French.
They honestly believe that the Israelis fire missiles at hospitals and medical centres.
It’s well known that Hamas use these type of places as shields and therefore make them a target.
But if we were to believe every report and keep a count of them, that would mean Gaza contains more medical establishments than the entirety of the UK.
All in a space equivalent to roughly a quarter of that of Greater London.
Now, I know the NHS is notoriously underfunded, but someone is clearly taking the piss.
Yet luvvie celeb lefties lap it all up unquestioningly.
Until it’s no longer fashionable and they latch on to something else, of course.
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Morbidly obese unfunny cunt..
But on a personal note, nightmare journey in London today thanks to the rent a mob scum shutting down trafalgar Square.
So pàķi goblin khan, Mark mr muscle Rowley and Rodney fat quare starmer I hope all your prolapsed arsehole’s explode tonight, you fucking spineless twats.
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I blame Live Aids.
Straight up.
Thats the first time people listened to pop stars and similar cunts.
They fuckin loved it.
Everybody listen to us!
We are saving the world!
Adore us
Respect us
Get on yer fuckin knees an worship us.
Well fuck that.
I didnt give a fuck about some music industry rentboys opinion then and don’t now.
I didnt give a fuckin penny then and still havent,
I found the Ethiopians plight funny as fuck
And still do.
Bono got afflicted the worse by this Jesus complex.
The cunt was nearly getting stigmata and was convinced he could walk on water.
Listen you fuckin plum.
Jesus didnt wear a cowboy hat.
You think Christianity would of caught on if the man from Galilee wore a cowboy hat?
Would it fuck!!!
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I should of been a vicar.
Nice indoor job, no heavy lifting,
Well paid, big fuck off house.
Piece of piss.
Put in the overtime,
Bit of cash in hand work on side,
Cheap exorcisms, illicit marriages, whatever.
Those parisioners, fuckin sinners to a man.
Dip my collection plate theyd get held face down in the font till i got my money back.
And my sermons would make a angel weep.
Id denounce witches.
Too scared nowadays,
Nambypamby cunts,
But id bring it back.
WITCH.
Id accuse.
And within the hour old Joan who went to Spain cavorting with heathens would be on the village green cord wood around her feet whilst i doused her in petrol.
Cracking job.
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You’re a romantic at heart, aren’t you, and a right old softy!
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