Cherri-Ann Austin-Saddington

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Cherri-Ann Austin-Saddington.
Should be cunted for the name alone.

This daft cow was a prison officer at HMP The Verne in Portland, who became infatuated with a prisoner.

It’s not all bad, the fellow in question was a rapist and had sexually assaulted a child, so a good role model to her three kids.

She had got pregnant by him and lucky for the baby had a miscarriage..

Prince charming got transferred to another prison and she visited him with a empty calpol syringe so she could inseminate herself with the sperm he had wrapped in clingfilm.. what geniuses.

It was discovered during a pat down which also found she had no knickers on..

Apparently her probation period was extended because she was suspected of having a relationship with two other prisoners.
What does it take to get sacked..

I’m presuming she won’t get prison time on the basis she is a woman with kids..
Time to end this daft experiment of women in male prisons. Or is that sexist..

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Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

31 thoughts on “Cherri-Ann Austin-Saddington”

  1. Wimmin really are assholes.
    They’ll always say ‘I want a nice guy’, but that’s disingenuous.
    What they mean is ‘I want a sucker to squander his money on me whilst I go and shag bad boys and the second the money is gone, I’ll monkey branch to the next idiot’.
    Middle-age wimmin are even worse as they don’t even have the allure of offering sexual dalliances.
    Just a bunch of nagging, frigid, fat, humourless parasites for whom nothing, ever, is good enough.
    It’s a shame this twat wasn’t murdered by her criminal psycho lover.

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  2. Understandably the hiring “bar” for entry into the Prison Service is likely almost zero as evidenced by their employment of mentally retardêd whőres.

    Most of our prisons are vastly overstaffed anyway,as most of the inmates should have been shot upon conviction.

    Porridge it is not.

    Good morning.

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    • You’re right, Terry. These cunts take limbo lessons prior to whatever form of shit passes for an interview. Probably goes something like, “Show us your tits. Fine, start Monday.”

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  3. What this filthy slag may have done is inadvertently cured the evil rapist cunt and if he ever gets out, he’ll be too old for any decent woman to think seriously about.

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  4. She’s got a perfect surname SAD…thick chav who’s typical of today’s selfie taking instant likes generation…fancy telling your kids, your new daddy is coming out today so remember no underwear 🩲……HMP SLAPPER

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  5. Tut. Rapists always get the girls.

    Cherry flan rusty saddlebag seems a nice girls if a bit shy.

    Hope she finds love, shame Fred West topped himself,
    She’d of been well in there.

    I. Met Mrs Miserable in prison.
    Armed robbery.
    But shes reforned now.

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  6. Ps
    Calpol syringes DO make a good tool for artificial insemination.

    Surprised fertility clinics haven’t cottoned on yet.

    Equally a condom with a hole in are ideal for decorative icing on wedding cakes.

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  7. It would not be much of a prize having a convicted sex offender as the father of your child.

    I imagine that most long term prisoners would fuck a hole in a gravel path.

    Doesn’t say much for her, does it.

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  8. No dick in a women’s nick, no fanny in a mans nick. Fucking obvious really. Except to the bastards in charge who are paid by us. These women who fall for these filthy bastards should be sectioned, obviously a serious mental condition.. The target of her amour was a rapist and a diddler, she has kids wtf

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    • The Royal Navy went to pot once they had skirt on all the ships, most of them were after men – unlike the fire service which is mainly full of bulldykes.

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    • As you say BB, statement of the bleeding obvious, prisons should be strictly single sex.

      OT, but I notice another hack ignorant of the world outside the home counties. The rapist is from “Cramborne?” Try again sunshine. I was born in Bloxwich; I’ve seen it printed in a national newspaper as “Blockswitch.”

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  9. Another of the brain-dead, pouting, Tik-Tok obsessed narcissists.

    Lets a convicted rapist and child molester shoot its filthy load up her.

    What a fucking clueless twat.

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  10. Spared a prison sentence…!

    Good job she didn’t go on twitter and slag of some Muslim rapist’s..

    She’d be doing 5 years…

    Eh, 2TK…!

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  11. Mother of three, I wonder what the dad(s) think about her exploits 😂

    Hopefully by the time the bloke gets out of prison her kids will be old enough to escape before he fucks them as well.

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  12. Dirty Ange might do well to consider working as a guard in a men’s prison when Quare Kweer makes the Labour party totally unelectable. She will be thinking of all those captive cocks.

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    • A sad reflection on the falling standards of modern society. Her picture in the link says it all, Botoxed and Collagen implants.

      Good Morning.

      PS Hope the medical stuff is going well Ron.

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  14. Prisons are a hotbed of sex.

    Thats where Porridge got it wrong.

    In reality Godber and Fletcher would be civil partners.

    In America they bum each other soon as theyve got the orabge jumpsuit on.
    Like the Village People in there.

    Donald trump says hes opening Alcatraz again.
    Theyll love it.
    Sea breeze and the twinkling lights of San Francisco in the evening?
    Romantic as fuck.

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    • I’ve been told that those Red Hot Silly Crappers (or whatever they’re called) used to dabble in botty bashing activity and with each other. Smacked up to their eyeballs, while taking one another up the arse.

      Mind you, I kind of sussed they were ‘that way’ ages ago. Wearing nothing but socks on their dangly bits and their singer swallowing a banana whole on MTV. Dirty poofters.🤢

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  15. Call me a thick cunt, but isn’t putting an attractive young woman in charge of sex offenders who are locked up for 23 hours a day a bit stupid?

    Surely they need the kind of hatchet faced evil bitches who ran Bergen-Belsen and Auschwitz to do the job.

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  16. I hope the dirty old slag caught something she can’t get rid of, I hope it’s terminal as well.
    Her kids would be better off in an orphanage, than being guided in life by someone, as morally bankrupt as this simple, ugly cunt.

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  17. The stupidity of some wimmin astonishes me.
    The daft tarts who wrote ‘fan letters’ to Peter Sutcliffe. Because he got a good few of them What sort of complete cunt would write to such an evil fucker?

    Also, just this to add..

    I have noticed that when an ugly, black or fat woman bares her breasts, a lot of wimmin moan on that it’s ’empowering’ and ‘it’s no different to a man showing his chest’ and that people ‘shouldn’t make a fuss’. Yet when a Page 3 Girl does it, or some attractive young woman like Sydney Sweeney does it (and yes, I bloody well would), they either say it’s ‘sexist’ or they paint the glamourous woman as a slag and bitch about them till Kingdom Come. Their hypocrisy and double standards in a nutshell.

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  18. I once had the misfortune to work with this horrendous bitch of a woman.

    She self styled herself as a ‘Fashionista’. She was a failed fashion design student was about the size of it, And – don’t laugh – she was also a fan of that cunt Stephen Colbert, and she referred to herself as a ‘Colbertinista’. Straight up.

    This dreadful creature also used to refer to the Wimbledon tennis tournament as ‘Wimby’. And she was insufferable during the Wimbledon fortnight.

    Then, she claimed to be ‘different’ by saying she was into shite music like Pavement and dreadful Dyke Rock like Sleater Kinney.

    But, she got worse. To get even more attention, this ridiculous cow made out she loved serial killers. She even asked the rest of us where she could get a Ted Bundy poster. I said I had no idea, and that anyone who wanted him on the wall was a sick fuck. I think she did it for attention and to shock. But that’s what she did all the time. One of the most horrendous human beings I have ever had the misfortune to meet.

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  19. She looks amazing…ly chavvy.

    Interesting taste in blokes, maybe watched too much Shameless growing up.

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    • True. Like Kat Slater in NeverEnders. Just a bit too – well – trollopy and without class for my liking. Proper crabs machine skank. 🤮

      Cheri Ann Thingy’s growler probably smells like a cross between a skunk and Scampi Fries.🤢🦨

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