Classic case of ambition over skill. She began by singing formulaic teen-pop songs like some talentless karaoke bint before marrying Chris Evans when she was 18. After his career waned, she divorced him and boarded the Laurence Fox train for a few years, then banged an indie band singer for a while.
Personally, I don’t understand the appeal. This hyena-jawed whiner with over-blackened eyebrows, too much make-up,and average tits has always seemed overrated. You have to have more than just looking a bit Aspergy. Every series she does is dreary ‘strong female lead’-type, hackneyed crap.
Of course, being a millionaire celeb, she’s criticised the Tories, toxic masculinity, and riiiight-wiiing politics. Zzzz.
She’s most famous for the once-intetesting, now politicised Doctor Who bullshit which she’s milked for years: spin-offs, returns, podcasts, anything for the lucre. How else can she squeeze more drips of cash out of this wretched kids show?
Should have spent more time in acting class and less time at the dentist or having her moustache waxed.
NY Post. (Link from Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by : Captain Magnanimous
Can’t sing, can’t act. Too much make-up.
That record of her’s ‘Because We Want To’ was one of the most irritating ever made.
Morning all.
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Looks like a poor quality blow up rubber doll, which has been refurbished – Vietnamese manufactured.
Good morning Ladies and Gents.
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A three cock mouth for orgies
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She had a ‘dirty look’ back in the days when Chris Evans was after getting his cock into her, other than that that nowt special.
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Have been informed by a “reliable” source that during her first outing in doctor poo, the beautiful Billie became very popular among the prison population and images of the girl were highly sort after as visual stimulation for one off the wrist by many lags.
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She was married to roll up smoker and toff Laurence fox.
But now hes Far Right and unemployed they dont see each other.
Different social circles.
To be a Dr who you have to hang around with degenerates from Islington.
Ps
Dr Whos mentioned a LOT on ISAC?
Its fuckin shite.
Can we move on to Red Dwarf or Blake 7 or some other scifi bollocks?
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It’s mentioned a lot because it’s the flagship programme of the woke BBC. It epitomises all that is disgusting and wrong about the corporation.
Others are bad too, NeverEnders, Match of the Day, Countryfile, Famous Five. But Doctor Whoke is the worst. A dress wearing Chocolate McDuff occupying the TARDIS is the gruesome nadir of a woke decline that has been going on for years.
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She was married to roll up smoker and toff Laurence fox.
But now hes Far Right and unemployed they dont see each other.
Different social circles.
To be a Dr who you have to hang around with degenerates from Islington.
Ps
Dr Whos mentioned a LOT on ISAC?
Its fuckin shite.
Can we move on to Red midget or Blake 7 or some other scifi bollocks?
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Oh yeah! Jacqueline Pearce with the crew cut in that long white dress…
‘Scuse me. Back in ten.
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Here you go Arfur. Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM6oytAAg-E
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I think I’ve blown a stent Ron…
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Glynis Barber in Blakes 7.
Or Pamela Hensley in Buck Rogers.
Pam here… The words shithouse door in a force nine gale come to mind.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41S-5U0yZYS._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg
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Maren Jensen as Athena in Battlestar Galactica.
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A strong recommendation, indeed!. I must admit I can never tell one of these pop singers from another – they all look and sound the same – bloody awful.
I always think of them as a breakfast cereal – Pop Tarts. Beckham’s broad even became a “Lady” this past week – but only on paper, she is still the same miserable moody old bint she has always been.
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To quote Mother Teresa of Calcutta
“It’d be like throwing a sausage up an alley..”
Good morning.
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Naw we well hung rightwing types would split her in half Terry.
Shes used to posh London actor winkys,
Pallid polite wee cocks,
Not big inflamed throbbers like we have.*
*Ps
Im assuming that on principal.
And peeping in the changing room
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😂😂😂😂
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William Piper was quite the lad about town before the sex change.
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Like her namesake, William Eilish.
But Eilish looks like a Star Wars creatrue with tits.
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Clearly, she is a filthy bitch.
Which has it’s uses.
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She could have choked to def on a ginger pube, but no….
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I still would, but she would have to ask nicely.
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Talentless trout
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She’s always looked a bit – well – horsey – to me. Those gnashers…
Piper looks like Derek from the Bay City Rollers.
And, the Beeb bringing her back as the ‘new’ Doctor is pathetic.
Like a man hanging with one hand off a crumbling cliff. With his other hand is clutching at straws. And, while all this is going on, he has a burning itchy arse.
The BBC are throwing anything and everything at the wall just to see if anything sticks. They have exhausted the woke shite and have reached a dead end with first Jodie Whittaker and finally Ncunti Gayblack. I dare say the BBC have a ‘master plan’ to bring back Piper and that cunt David Tennant as the ‘old team’ to win old fans back. You know, the fans that Russell .T. Deviant said were worth fuck all and whose opinions meant shit.
Only hottie from the modern Who era was ginger fox Karen Gillan.. Oh, and the Master’s wife and all. Lucy Saxon (Alexandra Mohen). She was a horn monster.
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🐴🐴
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I don’t rate Piper at all in the horn stakes.
However, she is not the worst of the ‘Nu-Who’ companions.
That is undoubtedly Catherine Tate.
Like Dirty Ange with an Essex accent. An absolute abomination.
Alex Kingston as River Song was well saucy, mind.😉
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Sarah Sutton as Nyssa.
I’d have given that one…
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I knew what most of you were going to say about her, even though I’d never heard of her. She was definitely the Pied Piper to the rest.
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Who did that old hit ‘The P[ied Piper’?
Was it Crispian St Peters?
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