Billie Piper


Classic case of ambition over skill. She began by singing formulaic teen-pop songs like some talentless karaoke bint before marrying Chris Evans when she was 18. After his career waned, she divorced him and boarded the Laurence Fox train for a few years, then banged an indie band singer for a while.

Personally, I don’t understand the appeal. This hyena-jawed whiner with over-blackened eyebrows, too much make-up,and average tits has always seemed overrated. You have to have more than just looking a bit Aspergy. Every series she does is dreary ‘strong female lead’-type, hackneyed crap.

Of course, being a millionaire celeb, she’s criticised the Tories, toxic masculinity, and riiiight-wiiing politics. Zzzz.

She’s most famous for the once-intetesting, now politicised Doctor Who bullshit which she’s milked for years: spin-offs, returns, podcasts, anything for the lucre. How else can she squeeze more drips of cash out of this wretched kids show?

Should have spent more time in acting class and less time at the dentist or having her moustache waxed.

NY Post. (Link from Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Captain Magnanimous

18 thoughts on “Billie Piper

  1. Can’t sing, can’t act. Too much make-up.

    That record of her’s ‘Because We Want To’ was one of the most irritating ever made.

    Morning all.

  2. Looks like a poor quality blow up rubber doll, which has been refurbished – Vietnamese manufactured.

    Good morning Ladies and Gents.

  3. She had a ‘dirty look’ back in the days when Chris Evans was after getting his cock into her, other than that that nowt special.

  4. Have been informed by a “reliable” source that during her first outing in doctor poo, the beautiful Billie became very popular among the prison population and images of the girl were highly sort after as visual stimulation for one off the wrist by many lags.

    • She was married to roll up smoker and toff Laurence fox.

      But now hes Far Right and unemployed they dont see each other.
      Different social circles.

      To be a Dr who you have to hang around with degenerates from Islington.

      Ps
      Dr Whos mentioned a LOT on ISAC?
      Its fuckin shite.
      Can we move on to Red midget or Blake 7 or some other scifi bollocks?

    • A strong recommendation, indeed!. I must admit I can never tell one of these pop singers from another – they all look and sound the same – bloody awful.

      I always think of them as a breakfast cereal – Pop Tarts. Beckham’s broad even became a “Lady” this past week – but only on paper, she is still the same miserable moody old bint she has always been.

    • Naw we well hung rightwing types would split her in half Terry.

      Shes used to posh London actor winkys,
      Pallid polite wee cocks,

      Not big inflamed throbbers like we have.*

      *Ps
      Im assuming that on principal.
      And peeping in the changing room

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