That attention seeking unflushable turd that is Amanda fucking Holden is going for the attention seeking world championship I reckon.
The ultimate in trying to immortalise yourself in plastic/wax for people to look at for years to come.
Now I thought her taxidermists had already rebuilt the old whore in plastic and was, but yet she needs more, I support at least the Tussauds one will probably have less plastic than the real thing, be less wooden and have a better personality, maybe in 6 weeks when it’s removed and stuffed into the shredder that will be the most entertaining thing she or her alter ego waxwork will have ever done.
This cunt is suffering from Meghan Markle syndrome…
Nominated by : Fuglyucker
“A team of 25 people are working on the TV star’s wax figure”
23 of those people are modelling her forehead.
Not that I wouldn’t plough her furrow.
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Wow madame tussauds sounds fun..
A TV presenter that got bummed by Les Dennis.
Well worth thirty quid and a chance to get robbed in londonstan.
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I was wondering why she is famous.
Thanks for clarifying Barry. Although being Les Dennis’ shagpiece does set rather a low bar for celebrity status.
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Especially after receiving Neil Morrissey’s pungent porridge whilst dating sad Les, the cheating strumpet.
Morning Odin/all.
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Afternoon Thomas.
I thought the whole point of being a starfucker was to work one’s way up the celebrity food chain. Not slide ungracefully back down it.
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BZ if you’re really lucky your day could be rounded off with a bloody good stabbing, something to tell the grandkids (if you survive of course). Didn’t do old Les Dennis any good, took him for a right cunt.
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I have never fathomed out what this fucker is. She looks like a blow up doll but without the facial expressions.
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Are you telling me you wouldn’t CC ?
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Raddled old bike.
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Glad I’m fortunately blessed with being a cut above such rubbish and don’t feel ashamed in the least of boasting about it. What they should’ve done after seeing a photo of the reprobates, is melt down the pair of cunts who present the programme, along with the twat with the the largest head possible on a human body and dec-ant their remains into the nearest sewer. None of the slush isn’t worth saving to make models of other cunts.
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Did I read somewhere that Madame Tussauds have decided NOT to make models of Dame Kweer and his Complaints Handler? I can’t say I’m surprised. Put them on display and their takings would go down faster than Amanda Holden on Neil Morrissey.
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Apparently he is irrelevant, a nice way of saying he is a despicable cunt that would get vandalised constantly.
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They should GT, make caricature models of WanKeir and put them in shooting galleries for the army to spruce up their aim.
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Sounds like fun, good idea
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Tedious old trout.
I bet her fanny has as much snap left in it as the elastic in granny Rayner’s knickers.
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Not that I’m bragging, but I’ve shagged the waxwork and the real Amanda Holden. Set me back a couple of quid because Tussaud’s charges for entry. Unlike her. The only difference I noticed was that the real one was a little bit colder.
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Sorry o/t .. sir Sadiq khant 🤬
Awarded by sultan Charles the new emir of the UK for turning the once great capital into a multi ethnic 💩hole …taxi drivers now have to learn the knowledge of avoiding 🔪 and 📳 crime …’where to guv’ aaargh… reaping the 🌪️
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He’s an epic fail.
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Here she is on another website:
https://www.yourdoll.com/product/sex-doll-fad080/
Dear me,what a world we live in.
Good morning.
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Good morning Unk, as long as it doesn’t take 👍
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Bet that one has more personality, better sence of humour and is a better screw
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She always looked a bit plastic, even thirty years ago.
I still would though, before she finally melts.
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Another in that long line of slebs that are basically famous…for being famous. A complete nonentity stealing a living by getting her picture taken for the meeja. See also Price, Katie.
Morning all.
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Morn Ron,
I’m sick and tired of banging the drum about nonentities wouldn’t be in the picture, if the rest of society would completely ignore the cunts.
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Stuff HER in the shredder.Oxygen thieving bint.
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I don’t know what it is with our Amanda but she just stirs something within my nether regions despite me always thinking she’s nothing more than an attention seeking nonentity.
Good morning
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Ah Herman, you would be better off buying a Maserati, more reliable, less hassle and the old parts can be re used to keep another old fuck box going.
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She is the ultimate attention seeker but i still want to fuck her arse balls deep.
Very wrong i know.
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Call me a smug cunt all you want, I’m gonna make a smug cunt point here.
I have fist-bumped Jello Biafra, ditto Obituary’s Trevor Peres … which of course brings to mind the e-mail I have from Obituary’s front man John Tardy. Naturally these memories bring to mind my 1 to 1 chat with my musical hero of them all : Dave Mustaine.. which was more recent than my multivarious meets’n’greets with James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammett, Jason Newsted and Robert Trujillo… letalone my invite/visit to Metallica’s studio which was totally tits, I gotta say.
Never been to a waxwork museum, though.
And I couldn’t, if asked to, pick Amanda Holden out of a line-up of 2.
Turn off the fucking televisions, people….
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This confirms the long-time-taken-to-write posts can migrate into the wrong ‘reply’ spots, as posited by me a few days ago. 😠
Apologies S.H.
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Well, I like her for her filthy laugh and I bet she’s a dirty fuck.
I would be good enough to pork her in the shitter then get her to piss on me after.👍
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This slattern is excruciating on the soulless Heart FM. Alongside that cunt trombone Jamie Theakston, she oozes insincerity. And, she squeaks on about how she ‘loves’ every sad nobody and chav riff raff who phones in. When it’s obvious the trollop couldn’t care less if they lived or died. Talk about showbiz bullshit autopilot. Where this is concerned, Holden rivals those cunts Corden, Willoughby and Cilla.
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Oh, she’s undoubtedly a slag, our Amanda.
An impressive record as a goer and a marriage wrecker.
But she’s not the biggest or the dirtiest..
That accolade surely must go to Paula Yates. The dirtiest of the dirty. Paula was screwing three blokes (that we know about) when married to that cunt Geldof. These men were up himself E.T look-alike Terence Ternt D’Arby, D-List luvvie actor Rupert Everett, and – of course – Aussie rock star and strangle wanker Michael Hutchence.
As, I say, they are the known ones, There will undoubtedly be more. Liam Gallagher and half of Take That narrowly avoided her clutches in the 90s. This has been confirmed by her former PA. The woman was filth.
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Hutchence was a pervy bastard. Got Kylie doing rude stuff and broke her in. Good man 👍
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Hutchence baffled me, Chuff.
Frontman for one of the biggest bands in the world. Fanny on tap. Has the likes of Kylie and Helena Christensen. Yet he ends up with a smack riddled crabs magnet like Paula Yates.
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True……I’ve been out with some rough looking birds who have been the best and filthiest shags, but I wouldn’t be seen in public with them, let along pup them up.
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Old Hutch and the INXS boys should have covered that old Frank Sinatra standard and modified it, as a ‘tribute’ to Paula…
‘If she can take it there, she’ll take it anywhere.
In every hole. Paula, Paula (da-da-da-de da).’🎵
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I have often thought that really irksome wimminz should have been chastised from early childhood, then despatched for strict convent training till they are young ladies. Sadly these ideas haven’t been popular for years, so we get spoilt silly cows like this one:
https://metro.co.uk/2025/06/10/adult-throws-tantrum-airport-gate-told-hand-luggage-heavy-23381304/
I think these TV types and politicians, ought to be tamed and given an across the knee bare-arsed spanking when they do wrong. Reeves should get one this afternoon, and Jess Phillips, Bridget Phillipson and . Emily Thornberry every day and twice on Sundays – all those flabby folds lof flesh on Emmy would make it sound like a studio audience was in attendance. That woman at the airport should have had a water cannon aimed at her to cool down.
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My former next door neighbour works at both Manchester and Heathrow. He told me that Madogga and Nicole Kidman were both cunts about their luggage. The decrepit raddled whore Madogga sat on the floor and tantrumed like a spoilt child when she was told her luggage was in excess. When she could pay for it in the blink of an eye. Fucking old prossie.
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Miss Titley the wank fantasy of Adrian Mole in that series years ago.
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I’d shag the arse off her. 💪💪💪❤️💋
Super.
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You’re welcome to it. You’d be bored 10 mins in with the endless need for worship & praise and demands for Vegan low carbon avocados and such.
You’ll also need clap antidote
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Ten minutes ?
I’d be on my way to the chippy in less than half that time 😂
Done and dusted 👍
Pudding chips peas and gravy 👍
Capital.
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Never seen the appeal or interest she garners.
Plain slapper, well past her prime, if she ever had a prime ?
Seem to recall she did some ‘comedy’ series a few years back – funny as the pox and wooden as a pine coffin.
Who fucking cares ? . . . .
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All she was really known for being married to some 80s comedian type (Les Dennis) and for shagging scruffy twat Neil Morrissey behind Les’s back. Was plastered all over the tabloids at the time.
Famous for being a slag basically.
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Similarly to my notion about Cheggers a few weeks ago, you would have to give Les a bit of kudos for lampooning that situation for his entire ‘Extras’ episode… Les playing himself having a younger, blonde g/f that Gervais’s character realises is cheating on Les …
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Les and his old mate Dustin Gee were funny together in the 80s. Their Coronation Street piss take was ace.
I’ve also heard Les is an OK bloke. The Holden Whore probably married him to get a leg up the celebrity ladder. See also Patsy ‘Starfucker’ with Jim Kerr/Liam Gallagher/Darth Vader/Mickey Mouse.
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She does have a splendid pair of nipples.
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Madonna has the worst nipples of all time.
Like two dead bluebottles.
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