“Youth Demands”

I am surprised that nobody has yet has cunted this ridiculous organisation, no doubt run by little Tristrams and Gemimas who wear undercrackers with a picture of spoilt Commie brat Ed Miliband on them. They intend(ed) during April to bring London to a halt, – the usual right on reasons – they are against oil and gas, and against Israel (perhaps Tristram and his friend Quentin are upset mummy and daddy had them circumcised at birth in the BUPA hospital. If they did, they must have thrown the wrong end away).

At the time of writing, their cheap home-made website suggests we can all mince along today for a “training session”.

These up-theiir-own-arses schoolkids don’t pay taxes or work, so they can’t demand fuck all. The older ones no doubt are at “uni” and will probably be too pissed to attend on Easter Sunday, and besides, Jemima is staying at mummy’s big house in Surrey and is riding her horse this afternoon.

Perhaps the reason nobody has commented on this self-indulgent organisation is because they HAVEN’T bought London to a halt, – as far as I know even the BBC haven’t run with their puerile crap, and realise they are as effective as Stella Creasy’s birth control apparatus:

I’d like to second this excellent and highly appropriate cunting of “Youth Demand”.
They are a bunch of indoctrinated childish Trots and crypto-Marxists, more often than not, wound up and set in motion by Hard-Left “teachers” in the leftist infested, evreeeee-chuyyyuld-is-preshhhusss, I-know-my-rights, knowledge-lite, propaganda-heavy, shitholes masquerading as “schools” and topped off by the Marxist infested Univershitty Halls of Knackerdemia and the toxic “academics” peddling crap “degrees” in non-subjects and turning out angry, indebted, self-important, coloured-haired, snot-hanger-nose-ringed entitled unemployables.
They’ll march for every provably erroneous nostrum and fashionable but wrong, “cause” but the one that always floats to the surface like a stinking turd after a night on the (vegan) vindaloo, the Cult of so-called “Palestine” drilled into them by their “educational” handlers.
Waving that fucking flag that’s the equivalent of the swastika, and sporting their de-riguer “keffiyeh” Arafat genocide scarf, supporting the worst terrorist the world has thrown up, Hamas and Hezbollah, calling for Hitler’s job to be finished.
Ignorant clockwork mice, wound up and let go to block the streets and piss off the public, “for the planet”, to “fight CO2”, but always, as with every fascist-left mob, for “palestine from the river to the sea”, which means, no Israel and no Jews (it’s written in the Hamas charter, in black and white.
So I have to conclude, that “Youth Demand” is inappropriately named and that like those permanently brainwashed to kill Jews, “palestinian ” children; these toxic and permanently brainwashed puffed up cunts should be called HITLER YOUTH DEMAND.

Swap the Fakestinians Flag for a Swastika and Starmer would be calling them “far-right” with the biased Plods wading in with the batons. Fly the flag of Fakestine, and the hatred is fine by our 2-tier Plods and 2-tier Stalinist Prime minister. Fuck them and fuck Hitler Youth Demand, who are in no position to demand anything. That our 2-tier “authorities” put up with them, while jailing someone for a re-tweet, speaks volumes. Cunts, the lot of them. Oh yes, and Fuck so-called “palestine”, a fictitious entity brought to life on a lie.

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Nominated by W C Boggs and seconded by Sheikh Anvakh.

84 thoughts on ““Youth Demands”

  1. Top notch, guys.

    I have one question about the likes.

    Are the parents proud?

    In the case if second-generation cunts, sure, I guess … but what about the poor cunts that did their best, .. just to see their little darling wrap up in a black & white rag & go out naking arsehole-nuisances of themselves?

    Must be mortifying for them.

  2. “Bring london to a halt”.
    Sorry you middle class melts, the hook nosed,mìdgèt Pàki goblin mayor has beaten you to it..

    Might I suggest you try and stop trains and tubes with your bodies instead.

    Youth demands? I bet most of them are 25 and over.

  3. Looking at the two on the left of the header it’s obvious to me why they are angry, they can’t get fucked even by drunken students.

    Stop the genocide! If only it was anything approaching genocide, we live in hope 😂

    Just stop oil say they have stopped direct action because they have won, but they will be back if the government changes course 😢

  4. When I see these twats I think yeah if the world survives long enough for you to get old will you think the same way? Actually I don’t give a flying fuck what you think now or what you may think if you live long enough. Leave me alone and all will be well in your somewhat one sided world unless you get stabbed, blown up, raped by the scrotes you idealise. Alan’s Snackbar to one and all.

  5. Youth Demands

    1. Don’t keep telling me to tidy my bedroom.
    2. The State should give me an iPhone16. It’s a human right.
    3. How dare you tell me to get off my arse and find a job? My degree in Diversity and Grievance Studies entitles me to a well-paid WFH sinecure for life. I’m worth it.

  6. They should only be encouraged to protest during the sąmbö.
    Primrose Hill socialists vs Notting Hill wöllyģogs.
    I doubt Tarquin would defend Jemima when a pack of apes rape her at zombie knifepoint.
    Much like India vs Pakistan, hopefully both sides’d lose.

  7. Hope their nannies sexually abused them, whilst the parents were out doing the same with others.

    I wonder also if these halfwits know that the yearly change in the climate at this time of year is normal and has been since time began and is nothing to do with climate change. Just worded differently.

  8. What do you think these immature idiots do with their now enlarged thumbs when not on the phone? Yes, you guessed it, they shove them up their arses.

  9. I was actually going to cunt this bunch of sniveling middle class, leftard fuckwits, but got so stoned off the produce from my automated grow machine that I completely forgot they exist.

    Anyhoo this load of walking afterbirth are the offshore of just stop oil. Who haven’t stopped oil or new new licenses in the north sea at all.
    Norway bought them up from the private UK companies at a distressed rate and carried on producing oil and gas.

    This would be the same Norway who has a sovereign wealth fund of $1.3 trillion. Earned from north sea oil and gas.
    This basically means that everyone in Norway can fuck off on holiday for twenty years and still come back to a functioning economy.

    That to one side. In order to demand something, you have to be in a position to make a demand.

    Youth demand (LOL) haven’t done jack shit and the reason they haven’t done jack shit is because their heros at just stop oil have in reality shat their pants at the idea of being locked up in chokey for acting the cunt.

    Youth demand will find out the hard way that absolutely nobody who matters could give a dead rat’s cock about the fictional fairyland that is Palestine and the terrorists who raped and murdered innocent Jews for no apparent reason.

    Some mincing little Tarquin is going to get put on life support when a very angry shaven headed man in a white van introduces Tarquin’s face to his size 11 steel cap work boot for making him late to his next job.

    and I applaud white van man’s actions in this regard.

    If you really want to confuse the shit out of Youth demand. Ask them what the Al-Aqsa mosque is built on top of next time they mention Palestine.

    The dozy cunts.

  10. Teenagers have been a pain in the fuckin arse since we lived in caves.

    We need a good war to occupy them and thin them out.

    I cant stand the silly little cunts.

    Especially the political ones.

    My mummy and daddy are so bourgeois
    So White.
    I said daddy im going to have my nose cut off know what he said?
    “over my dead body!”
    The fucking old nazi.
    He was going to stop my trustfund.
    I hate him.
    Im going to get pregnant off a asylum seeker.
    Thatll show him.
    Pass the rizlas please Theo,
    Free Palestine!!!

    • I for one shall piss myself laughing when Hugo or Annunziata find out that Mummeh and Daddeh have left their entire estate to the local hedgehog sanctuary.

      Pretty sure the executor of the will is going to piss himself to see the look on their stupid middle class faces too.

  11. They seem to have a stick up their arse over
    A) fossil fuels
    B) Israel.

    Surely theres a compromise?
    Like burning the bodies of Palestinians for energy?

    And the Middle East hasnt got a pot to piss in without oil.
    Fossil fuels are what gives the Petrodollar.

    I dont think theyve thought it through

    Jocasta and Barnabus the revolutionaries 😅

    • And – if this thing with India continues – just watch the little cunts flock to poor put upon Pakistan’s cause. As sure as shit is shat. Like lemmings diving off a cliff.

      No research (too much hard work that involves reading books), no historical evidence, just like their ‘love’ of Palestine. Get the cunts on the subject of Palestine and Israel…. Mention 1967 or the Six Day War… Watch the blank faces.🤣

      Then mention Yasar Arafat, the PLO, Yitshak Rabin…. They won’t have a fucking clue what you are on about.😂

      As for India? I would just say, ‘So, you are saying India isn’t allowed to defend itself against these barbaric terrorist loving savages? What have you got against SIkhs or Hindus? Are you racist?’ Like putting Saxa Salt on a load of slugs.👍

      • Norman so true, the lack of knowledge of what’s going on in the world amongst so many people is disgusting. Many times in the past I thought great let’s have a real argument using facts etc. Then you find out that the person has not got a fucking clue and knows so little about the subject that a greenfly would comfortablely thrash the cunt.. is this situation due to crappy state schools or twat msm

  12. These horrible little cunts….

    There are tresswingers killing each other (as well as other innocent people) all over London, there are muslams grooming and raping young girls, and killer treeswinger terrorists who cause carnage in and out of prison (see you: Southport Children in Need poster boy pavement ape).

    Yet Jocasta and Farquar see CO2 and oil as our biggest problems and threats.🙄

    • When I first read of this strange organisation I honestly wondered if one of the satellite channels had repeated a long gone series called Citizen Smith with Robert Lindsay and Mike Grady – The Tooting Popular People’s Front. None of their plans ever worked either!

      • I remember that. W.C. 1977. I think

        The whole series was actually repeated on BBC1 in 1993. Doubt it will ever be seen again.

        One episode was called ‘Only Fools and Horses’.
        Which Citizen Smith writer, John Sullivan started after Citizen Smith ended in 1980.

  13. There is a cure, a couple of years in an El Salvadorian jail would sort them out, mind you the lack of soap wouldn’t be an issue.

    Willow would be crying for his mummy every night and every night he gets a new mummy.

    • Imagine Willow in his jail cell with his big black cell mate…
      “You, Willow….we gon’ play mummies and daddies. Who you wan be?”
      “Errr…daddy?”
      “Sho thang…come over here and suck mummy’s dick.”

      • I wonder if the El Salvadoran prison system has its own version of Purple Aki?

        *Purple Aki is a notorious former prisoner and used as a bogeyman type figure to scare new inmates with threats of bumming.

      • If he were in the nick, Willow (Good God!🤣) would end up with an arsehole the size of Niagra Falls.

    • Torsten is such a working class “Labour” name isn’t it?. Like Wesley, Tristram, Keir, Justin and Hilary. I bet to a man before they took up politics, they used to come home from work in bib and brace and hobnail boots, sit on the bog reading the Daily Mirror, then have their bangers and mash, then dahn to the pub to get pissed and have a farting contest after the kebab.

  14. Sometimes, these little cunts gain fame or success. Usually through nepotism and parental connections.

    Cara Delegvigne, Mark Ronson Stella McCartney. All where they are because of a rich mum and/or dad.

    And, those two revolting Harry Potter turds. Daniel Ratscock and Emma ‘No Tits’ Twatson. Both got the roles because both their maters were showbiz agents. I bet Rowling kicks herself every day for favouring those two treacherous little woke bastards. And I have no doubt they will carry their ‘mummy will clean up the mess’ mentality throughout their slimy sponging arselick little lives.

    • 2 eventualities re: the Cuntster’s isac absence.

      Either he will return and post at some future point. Or he will not, ever. If it’s the first thing, I expect he’ll explain. if it’s the second, though, … it is one of 3 things, broadly.

      1 ; he just decided to quit. Seems unlikely, as in 2024 he posted about a hiatus he was about to take back then.

      2 Something incapacitated him up to and potentially including… well … you know …

      Or 3 something kicked off on isac one night GMT, where lines were crossed and he got banned, the posts pulled, and no-one the wiser. Maybe a row with someone who also got a ban or, if not, just decided to stay shtum (also unlikely, I think).

      None of anyone’s biz, really, but several are curious so I’m just throwing these musings out.

      • Shame really, LL.

        I was just starting to like him.

        I told him to go bum his cats.

        Hope thst wasnt the reason 😁

      • At no point did I say I missed him, for the record. Totally indifferent, one way or the other.

        I’m a facts guy though. Did some sleuthing since the above, actually. In one of his final fights, I mean posts .. he used the phrase ‘I shall keep on posting here….’ but his final one that’s there to be seen was indeed the middle of the night, U.K. time and does look like part of a rising argument.

        2nd or 3rd thing, I’d say, at this point. 3rd, if pushed.

        Like an Opie or Miles P’s overnight exits(despite opie’s multiple visits for a while afterwards!)

        Right.

        What were we talking about? Oh yeah, the struggles of today’s youth. Poor souls …

      • Of course, there’s always a long shot. An unknowable or unproveavlble ; yet something with a nonzero possibility, as the physicists say.

        And in this case it hit me like a thunderbolt of realisation.

        Cuntster is …. pope Leo.

        Too busy since April 1st preparing to throw his big, pointy hat in the big pointy hat ring, .. and henceforth, now, too busy with the whole controlling a multi-billion dollar franchise … should we never hear from this ‘General Cuntster’ character again, .. think every time you are made aware of him, that this papal character and he might be one and the same…

        It’s a funny old (horrible) world …

  15. The youth, they are the future, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Fuck the stupid, no-nothing, little cunts. Let them live in their bum obsessed, islahmo, energy free, Paki infested hell-hole. Fuck off.

    Good afternoon everyone.

  16. That header pic!

    How? By single-handedly clinging himself in front of the bullets and bombs?

    I know he’s put some timber on recently, but fuck me, we’d need an awful lot of Starmer clones!

  17. When they grow up* they are known as Liberal Democrat’s.

    * I say ‘grow up’ but they never do.

    See ‘Ed Davey’ for examples.

  18. Anyway, as far as I call tell, Youth Demands ” bring London to a standstill” protest has consisted of two dipshits climbing over the crowd control barriers during the London Marathon, and throwing a few handfuls of red powder around, whereupon they were suitably restrained by some race officials and about 10 police.

    Splendid, that’ll make the world take notice, you fucking boring, copycat, cunts!

  19. They are missing a trick,they need to fly over to Tehran to seek the advice and support of the Mad Mullahs.

    Admittedly it’ll be a little out of their “comfort zone”..

    But any sacrifice should be made to free a country that doesn’t exist and even if some cunt redrew the map it’d still be full of the worst sort of subhuman vermin.

    That this country seemingly creates and fosters such despicable little cunts should be a source of national shame..

    But it’s got a very great deal of stiff competition.

    Dear me,Dirlewanger the fucking lot,at once.

  20. Remember this cunt ?

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/ex-labour-mp-urges-pro-palestine-protesters-to-cause-chaos-in-mass-resistance-campaign/ar-AA1zx3xI

    She lost her well paid job with lavish expenses and is now intent on encouraging others to cause as much mischief as possible.

    Cunts of a feather flock together.

    O/T… I’ve noticed a little despondency and downheartedness on this site lately.

    Cheer up Gentlemen !

    Blighty has triumphed many times before, when prospects looked bleak.

    Look to the horizon.

    To where the future lies.

    Are we battered ?…..Yes.

    Bruised ?…..Yes.

    Defeated ?….Never !

    Gird your loins !

    Straighten your backs !

    We are steel !

    We are Oak !

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKYJ3owDEBA

    Good evening.

    • Yes, of course I remember Claudia Webbed, I actually cunted her, and Youth Demand in a nomination that was posted.

      • Webbe, although I wish she could be webbed and slowly lowered into deep water.

        I’d watch that until the last bubble.

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