Not Francis’s fault, poor old devil – titter ye not, but the 0500 hours news on Wireless 4 this morning led yet again with the story of the ghoulish visitors in Rome, so intent on seeing the poor old gent, they kept the museum open all night so they could shuffle past. Some of the bleeders even took photographs on their mobile phones, a cross in one hand and the iPhone in the other.
Then there is the exciting news that our atheist Prime Minister Keir Rodney will be at the funeral , no doubt crossing himself animatedly, so he looks like one of those dancers on Top Of The Pops in 1965 (or Top Of The Popes), and no doubt pleading that Anthony Blair should be the next Pope. Kweer will be “laser focused” and “crystal clear”
Those ghastly, grisly photographs of the dead Pope make me feel sick – it looks as if they didn’t put his teeth in. On Saturday it will be interesting to see who looks deader – the Pontiff or Dame Keir, with his white make-up on.
There have been hundreds of acres of newsprint, God alone how many hours of TV and radio, but perhaps the most egregious article (apart from the sentimental rubbish in the Daily Mirror and other tabloids yesterday) is this one, which fair put me off my Spotted Dick on Monday (I knew I shouldn’t have gone anywhere near Mandy!):
Nominated by W C Boggs.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d put a webcam in his coffin.
“*Live* Watch as gods former representative on earth decomposes, with commentary from our team of experts”
And these cunts call themselves journalists.
Fuck me!
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They probably did put cameras in the coffin, to check if the cork up his arse had worked loose and shit had stained the velvet padding, besides whether any dribbles of piss had leaked from his knotted cock that hadn’t been tied tight enough. The hairs up his conk would most likely have grown back and will stop eventually, so the worms can begin munching on him. He’s going to be busier than when he was alive.
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Missing only a deadly stampede in the proceedings and it’s every bit as *ludicrous* as any of the big-gatherings shit the ‘other lot’ get up to in the pursuit of eternal whatyacallit…
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I saw a photo in the paper of the Gaucho Chubster’s funeral cortege as it passed many of the world’s leaders. About half the motley crew of Presidents and Prime Ministers were photographing the coffin on their phones. Honestly, cunts with no idea how to show a bit of respect and decorum at a funeral of all things.
On that basis I conclude that at least half he world is run by an utter shower of clueless shit with no idea how to behave in public.
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And bad news for lammy the new pope is white, as revealed by the racist white smoke at the Vatican.
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The other bad news for Rodney’s pet chimp is that taxi fares have to be paid for. The thick, self-entitled cunt should have taken Lord Alli with him on his skiing trip. Rodney would have done.
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Doesn’t he travel like all the other primates, on the outside of the car, indiscriminately pulling off car parts like Clyde.
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Top cunting.
I’m amazed the amount of coverage the fucking BBC gave to this event, given their usual hatred for anything associated with Christian beliefs.
What will the mud slimes make of it all?
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As ever,fuck them all.
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Catholics and the Muzzies are best mates now.
In no small part thanks to this rotting cunt.
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Every cloud has a silver lining, and we should be grateful the press were a little more restrained at the time of the expiry of Pious Xll – the Exploding Pope, I attach a link, but be careful because it is lunchtime, if you have a weak stomach:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/former-pope-exploded-while-display-165840957.html
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Sorry, I just can’t resist…
He’s here, he’s there,
He’s ev’ry fuckin’ where,
Pope Pius,
Pope Pius.
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When was this? Must have missed it.
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1958. I remember there were dark rumours that something was wrong as they closed the box up early, but in those days, everything remained secret. It only slipped out because the surgeon who had been treating him leaked photos and information to the press. Lust why the Vatican has this interest in necrophilia I can’t imagine. Who wants a dead Pope hanging around for days on end.
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“Inevitably autolysis, plus putrefaction caused by the gut bacteria, were soon generating large amounts of gas inside the body.
“Over the 4-day course of the viewing and funeral ceremony, the Pope’s chest ‘exploded’ due to build-up of gas in the chest cavity, then the nose and fingers fell off and the body turned a greenish black colour.”
He added: “The smell was so sickening that some guards fainted, and guarding could only be made bearable by changing the guard every 15 minutes.”
Never mind Pope Pius XII,the above description sounds very much the entire output of BBCistan and Westminster as well,come to think of it.
If I were to be religious I’d select the Church Of Rome,as the buildings are nice and they used to raise armies to justly crush the wicked ragheads.
Amen.
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I can’t resist it:
I say, I say, I say!
WHAT?
My Pope has no nose!
NO NOSE – HOW DOES HE SMELL?
Fucking terrible!
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They should have bunged him into the Pope mobile and had a world tour, the absolute final tour.
The new one should last for a good few years though.
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Derek & Clive’s moving eulogy on the passing of Pope John Paul II bears reposting at this point.
Derek: Ommmmmm om om ommm…
Clive: I’ll tell you something. That religious singing reminded me of something. Did you see that TV coverage of the the Pope when he was lying in state? You know, John Paul?
Derek: Yeah.
Clive: Lying in state on that catafalque.
Derek: Yeah.
Clive: In those robes?
Derek: Yeah, right.
Clive: Didn’t half give me the horn, that. Him lying there. He looked so fucking vulnerable, didn’t he? I mean, like, I couldn’t prevent myself, you know, having a wank immediately, cos he looked so vulnerable at rest, and, err, somebody had gone to the trouble of plucking all that hair out of his nostrils. I didn’t fancy him when he was alive cos he had all this fucking hair up his nostrils, but after the cosmetician had had a go at his body and that…
Derek: Well, the make-up was fantastic. Who done the wardrobe?
Clive: Err, was it Verity Lambert?
Derek: It was bloody beautiful, but interesting it gave you the horn.
Clive: Well, I find I’m, you know, err, attracted by, err, dead Popes.
Derek: By dead Popes. Yeah. I can understand that. I can understand that. It’s enough to give you the horn. Anything gives me the horn. I can look at a piece of, err, toilet paper and get the horn.
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“so fucking vulnerable”
So fucking dark, thanks for the memory MJB, hope you’re well 👍
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Cheers Mickey, I’m good.
Hoping you’re likewise.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcDREaxsu8&pp=ygUURGVyZWsgYW5kIGNsaXZlIHBvcGXSBwkJiwkBhyohjO8%3D
Very excellent.
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Unfortunately that clip has been heavily edited.
The first two minutes of the link below has the complete version.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04NXTLKHqtg&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD
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O/T, under Starmers new proposals this cunt will only do 5 years..!!
BBC News – Benwell explosion: Reece Galbraith jailed over blast deaths – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e6wggw233o
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Give the cunt some Pius XII cure.
That will learn him.
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There’s something I don’t understand, which is hardly surprising because I’m not a catholic. I was listening to the news on the radio and they played a recording of crowds cheering when they saw the white smoke coming from wherever. My question would be – as they all knew one of the cardinals was going to be picked, and nobody knew which one it was, and it wasn’t going to make any difference to them anyway, what were they getting excited about?
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It’s like when Michael Buffer says “let’s get ready to rummmmmmmbllllllllleeee!!!”
It’s not the main attraction but still better than monging about waiting
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Allan, I think they just get them hyped up, they probably have warm up men to chivvy them along, like game show hosts do. I found it odd when they carried old Francis out for the last time (ooh, er missus – NO – don’t laugh!) the crowds all applauded. I suppose it is all part of their fun and games
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You can’t rationalise the irrational.
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Crikey! Has Pope Francis died ?!!
PS I found that article hilarious 🤣
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On a totally related note, ten year anniversary of the dozen Charlie Hebdo murders slipped by fairly quietly a few months back. Anyone recall what part of that wholw thing ol’ Pope Frankie boy condemned when asked about same?
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A shame, that Sinead O Baldy isn’t still here to rip up photos of the late Pope and milk it for her own publicity, isn’t it?
Well, no. It’s good that she isn’t here any more. The terrorist loving baldie cunt. Good bloody riddance.
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The new Pope is as irrelevant as the old one.
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The last remnants of The Who should dodder out and do a re-make of Won’t Get Fooled Again…
‘Meet the new Pope. Same as the old Pope.’
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Duck Donald seems to think a lot of him.
“To have the Pope from America is a great honour,” he said.
Sadly for Donnie the feeling is not mutual.
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It’s going to funny when King Charles shuffles off.
Because the hordes of mongs who griefjacked Diana’s funeral so disgracefully and calling him the villain of the piece, will also griefjack his funeral the same way.
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Bet the buffet at the wake was truly something.
Finest pork pies handmade by artisan porkerists in Melton Mowbray,
Little sausages on splinters of the one true cross,
Pickled onions made by monks on Holy island,
Cheese and pineapple on sticks on a golden hedgehog…
Marvelous.
I worshipped the ground pope Frank walked on,
This new ones a yank!
Randy or Dwayne or chevy i forget the cunts name,
But no way he’ll fill franks sandals.
Cant speak latin in a yank accent sounds ridiculous.
You want a poppadaping eye tie.
Not some cunt who sounds like John wayne.
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Did Pope Francis sell you those Country Cream gates and tell you they from the Vatican?
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Frank would of loved them wouldn’t he?
A beauty that would of touched his soul.
Id love a root in the vatican cellars LL,
Or anything theyre throwing out.
That church stuff fetches good money. £££
Theres a old stone font outside a church i keep meaning to ask the vicar if i can have it for a bird bath.
All God’s little creatures…
Worth about £600!
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The Vatican cellars are full of dead altar boys and nazi gold.
I saw it on an episode of bargain hunt.
David Dickinsonwas wearing the popes hat.
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Nazi gold♥️♥️♥️♥️
Best of all the golds.
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Our local church recently had a refit too, got rid of all the old wooden pews and in ok condition too, like you say good money.
I bet the Vatican has forgotten what they have stored in their cellars. Indiana Jones would have fainted.
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Anything out of a church is good quality LL.
Pews, panelling, metal work, etc
Theyre wealthy as fuck!!!
Used to employ the best master stonemasons,
Nowts too good for God
No expense spared.
If i ever go in a church open mouthed and don’t burst into flames im adding up the value of everything.
And how. I can get it and flog it 😁
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Given the religions belief of coming back to life, was it not a bit premature to be having a funeral and disposing of the body?
I hear a few days in a cave works wonders.
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Somewhere in the afterlife, The Pope is shaking hands with Jimmy “BBC” Savile and exchanging stories. The King of the Pæedœs is dead. And so is Jimmy Savile.
If alter boys could become pregnant, the Catholic church would have a totally different opinion on abortion
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Well, I have no problem with Catholics.
And nor does Mr Beau.
And by 68 children.
✝️
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Evidently Mr Beau uses the withdrawal method of birth control as advocated by the incense burners.
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In the header pic Frank looks like coronation street miserablist Albert Tatlock.
Whys he wearing that little hat?
Was he Jewish?
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Albert was fucking ace.
His niece, Valerie was also very tidy I definitely would have.
Ken, on the other hand, was a cunt. Still is.
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Not seen the Pope mobile in ages?
Wonder if its being upgraded?
Like the Batmobile does.
The new pope Randy might be a car guy?
Lots of yanks are.
V8 engine, loads of chrome, sleek lines, white wall tyres,
doing donuts and burnouts in vatican Square 👍
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My Auntie Wendy and I saw Pope John Paull II and the Popemobile at Heaton Park in 1982. It was like a bullet proof ice cream van.
The 1966 TV Batmobile was the bigs, the bollocks.
I have a big proper diecast model of it in my book and computer room Working head lights and back burner, opening doors, bonnet and boot. It’s magic.
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The Beeb – of all people – did go well OTT with Franny’s demise and send off.
But, I hope it got right on the tits of the camelshaggers and the ‘inclusive’ mob.
Nice to see those Beebscum haven’t totally forgotten that its a christian country.⛪
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