Not Francis’s fault, poor old devil – titter ye not, but the 0500 hours news on Wireless 4 this morning led yet again with the story of the ghoulish visitors in Rome, so intent on seeing the poor old gent, they kept the museum open all night so they could shuffle past. Some of the bleeders even took photographs on their mobile phones, a cross in one hand and the iPhone in the other.
Then there is the exciting news that our atheist Prime Minister Keir Rodney will be at the funeral , no doubt crossing himself animatedly, so he looks like one of those dancers on Top Of The Pops in 1965 (or Top Of The Popes), and no doubt pleading that Anthony Blair should be the next Pope. Kweer will be “laser focused” and “crystal clear”
Those ghastly, grisly photographs of the dead Pope make me feel sick – it looks as if they didn’t put his teeth in. On Saturday it will be interesting to see who looks deader – the Pontiff or Dame Keir, with his white make-up on.
There have been hundreds of acres of newsprint, God alone how many hours of TV and radio, but perhaps the most egregious article (apart from the sentimental rubbish in the Daily Mirror and other tabloids yesterday) is this one, which fair put me off my Spotted Dick on Monday (I knew I shouldn’t have gone anywhere near Mandy!):
Nominated by W C Boggs.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d put a webcam in his coffin.
“*Live* Watch as gods former representative on earth decomposes, with commentary from our team of experts”
And these cunts call themselves journalists.
Fuck me!
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They probably did put cameras in the coffin, to check if the cork up his arse had worked loose and shit had stained the velvet padding, besides whether any dribbles of piss had leaked from his knotted cock that hadn’t been tied tight enough. The hairs up his conk would most likely have grown back and will stop eventually, so the worms can begin munching on him. He’s going to be busier than when he was alive.
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Missing only a deadly stampede in the proceedings and it’s every bit as *ludicrous* as any of the big-gatherings shit the ‘other lot’ get up to in the pursuit of eternal whatyacallit…
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I saw a photo in the paper of the Gaucho Chubster’s funeral cortege as it passed many of the world’s leaders. About half the motley crew of Presidents and Prime Ministers were photographing the coffin on their phones. Honestly, cunts with no idea how to show a bit of respect and decorum at a funeral of all things.
On that basis I conclude that at least half he world is run by an utter shower of clueless shit with no idea how to behave in public.
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And bad news for lammy the new pope is white, as revealed by the racist white smoke at the Vatican.
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The other bad news for Rodney’s pet chimp is that taxi fares have to be paid for. The thick, self-entitled cunt should have taken Lord Alli with him on his skiing trip. Rodney would have done.
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Doesn’t he travel like all the other primates, on the outside of the car, indiscriminately pulling off car parts like Clyde.
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Top cunting.
I’m amazed the amount of coverage the fucking BBC gave to this event, given their usual hatred for anything associated with Christian beliefs.
What will the mud slimes make of it all?
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As ever,fuck them all.
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Catholics and the Muzzies are best mates now.
In no small part thanks to this rotting cunt.
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Every cloud has a silver lining, and we should be grateful the press were a little more restrained at the time of the expiry of Pious Xll – the Exploding Pope, I attach a link, but be careful because it is lunchtime, if you have a weak stomach:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/former-pope-exploded-while-display-165840957.html
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Sorry, I just can’t resist…
He’s here, he’s there,
He’s ev’ry fuckin’ where,
Pope Pius,
Pope Pius.
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When was this? Must have missed it.
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1958. I remember there were dark rumours that something was wrong as they closed the box up early, but in those days, everything remained secret. It only slipped out because the surgeon who had been treating him leaked photos and information to the press. Lust why the Vatican has this interest in necrophilia I can’t imagine. Who wants a dead Pope hanging around for days on end.
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“Inevitably autolysis, plus putrefaction caused by the gut bacteria, were soon generating large amounts of gas inside the body.
“Over the 4-day course of the viewing and funeral ceremony, the Pope’s chest ‘exploded’ due to build-up of gas in the chest cavity, then the nose and fingers fell off and the body turned a greenish black colour.”
He added: “The smell was so sickening that some guards fainted, and guarding could only be made bearable by changing the guard every 15 minutes.”
Never mind Pope Pius XII,the above description sounds very much the entire output of BBCistan and Westminster as well,come to think of it.
If I were to be religious I’d select the Church Of Rome,as the buildings are nice and they used to raise armies to justly crush the wicked ragheads.
Amen.
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I can’t resist it:
I say, I say, I say!
WHAT?
My Pope has no nose!
NO NOSE – HOW DOES HE SMELL?
Fucking terrible!
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They should have bunged him into the Pope mobile and had a world tour, the absolute final tour.
The new one should last for a good few years though.
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Derek & Clive’s moving eulogy on the passing of Pope John Paul II bears reposting at this point.
Derek: Ommmmmm om om ommm…
Clive: I’ll tell you something. That religious singing reminded me of something. Did you see that TV coverage of the the Pope when he was lying in state? You know, John Paul?
Derek: Yeah.
Clive: Lying in state on that catafalque.
Derek: Yeah.
Clive: In those robes?
Derek: Yeah, right.
Clive: Didn’t half give me the horn, that. Him lying there. He looked so fucking vulnerable, didn’t he? I mean, like, I couldn’t prevent myself, you know, having a wank immediately, cos he looked so vulnerable at rest, and, err, somebody had gone to the trouble of plucking all that hair out of his nostrils. I didn’t fancy him when he was alive cos he had all this fucking hair up his nostrils, but after the cosmetician had had a go at his body and that…
Derek: Well, the make-up was fantastic. Who done the wardrobe?
Clive: Err, was it Verity Lambert?
Derek: It was bloody beautiful, but interesting it gave you the horn.
Clive: Well, I find I’m, you know, err, attracted by, err, dead Popes.
Derek: By dead Popes. Yeah. I can understand that. I can understand that. It’s enough to give you the horn. Anything gives me the horn. I can look at a piece of, err, toilet paper and get the horn.
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“so fucking vulnerable”
So fucking dark, thanks for the memory MJB, hope you’re well 👍
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Cheers Mickey, I’m good.
Hoping you’re likewise.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcDREaxsu8&pp=ygUURGVyZWsgYW5kIGNsaXZlIHBvcGXSBwkJiwkBhyohjO8%3D
Very excellent.
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Unfortunately that clip has been heavily edited.
The first two minutes of the link below has the complete version.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=04NXTLKHqtg&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD
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O/T, under Starmers new proposals this cunt will only do 5 years..!!
BBC News – Benwell explosion: Reece Galbraith jailed over blast deaths – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e6wggw233o
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Give the cunt some Pius XII cure.
That will learn him.
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There’s something I don’t understand, which is hardly surprising because I’m not a catholic. I was listening to the news on the radio and they played a recording of crowds cheering when they saw the white smoke coming from wherever. My question would be – as they all knew one of the cardinals was going to be picked, and nobody knew which one it was, and it wasn’t going to make any difference to them anyway, what were they getting excited about?
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It’s like when Michael Buffer says “let’s get ready to rummmmmmmbllllllllleeee!!!”
It’s not the main attraction but still better than monging about waiting
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Allan, I think they just get them hyped up, they probably have warm up men to chivvy them along, like game show hosts do. I found it odd when they carried old Francis out for the last time (ooh, er missus – NO – don’t laugh!) the crowds all applauded. I suppose it is all part of their fun and games
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You can’t rationalise the irrational.
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Crikey! Has Pope Francis died ?!!
PS I found that article hilarious 🤣
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On a totally related note, ten year anniversary of the dozen Charlie Hebdo murders slipped by fairly quietly a few months back. Anyone recall what part of that wholw thing ol’ Pope Frankie boy condemned when asked about same?
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A shame, that Sinead O Baldy isn’t still here to rip up photos of the late Pope and milk it for her own publicity, isn’t it?
Well, no. It’s good that she isn’t here any more. The terrorist loving baldie cunt. Good bloody riddance.
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The new Pope is as irrelevant as the old one.
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The last remnants of The Who should dodder out and do a re-make of Won’t Get Fooled Again…
‘Meet the new Pope. Same as the old Pope.’
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It’s going to funny when King Charles shuffles off.
Because the hordes of mongs who griefjacked Diana’s funeral so disgracefully and calling him the villain of the piece, will also griefjack his funeral the same way.
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