BAFTA produced a whole range of cuntery last night. To complete my brace, I offer you Stacey Solomon, a piece of low rent trailer trash, a chav who struck it lucky, became the face of Primark (now that is a strong recommendation indeed!), and now making numerous TV shows with her wimp of a husband, ex- Eastenders actor, ex “presenter” (whatever that is) and as thick as pig shit – the thinking man’s Joey Essex (whatever happened to that little turd?)
Last night the little trollop turned up at BAFTA in her wedding dress (“well, I’ve only ever worn it once), convinced her latest tacky BBC “reality” series (are they a real married couple or is little Joe a quare?) would earn her one of those plastic statues – and she didn’t get one. La’ Solomon is VERY angry. Here she is and just be grateful you don’t have to suffer her halitosis and B.O.:#
(I bet old Joe suffered a rogering with her strap on last night!)
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
Who?
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Dashed if I know.
Morning arfur / all.
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For those old enough she reminds me of of Dick emery when he used to play the vicar with sticking out teeth
Only he was funny… this one is just a thick cunt with nice tits
Suppose you can’t have every thing
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She’s a dead ringer of Mr Ed.
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” the face of Primark” 😂😂😂
Clothing for land whales a speciality, what an achievement!
Hahaha.
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Face like a well worn flip flop..
Throwing a fit because her and the well paid staff didn’t win a shit award..
I have never won an award for doing my job, so boo hoo you saggy faced gargoyle..
In the words of homer simpson.
“Where’s my parade”
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Sort of looks like one of those meerkat things.
Or Neil from the Inbetweeners if he transitioned.
Yes shes talentless,
And seems to be a borderline simpleton, and her foul accent
makes me retch,
But shrs now a milliinairess.
Not bad for someone who cant colour inside the lines.
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You know, I’ve got a bit of a soft spot, well actually a blue veined, throbbing, hard spot for this young lady. I know she a bit thick, and married to a cockender, but I think she’s a likeable girl at heart! It’s nice to see someone with her background make it, once in a while! The only thing that really lets her down is……..she’s fucking Jewish! Well, she’d have to be with that surname! Maybe I’ll just lock her in the shed and bring her out once in a while!
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On the plus side, being Jewish means she probably bangs like a shit house door in a force 9 gale.
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You have got to be fucking joking!
I reckon when poor old Joe does his duty, he uses a Primark paper bag. Serves two purposes – as a cover up and helps with his reading skills.
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Everyday more than most, I seem not to know the foggiest idea who these people are and have to pay biscuits for the privilege. But when they also have names as common as muck, I think its best to leave well alone. Thank you for your patience.
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Shes from Dagenham.
A shithole in That London.
So. A fuckin cockney.
She sounds like fellow genius Dani Dyer perf wiv serf,
Daughter of crisp packet hardman Danny Dyer.
People say they cant understand Geordie and that the brummie accent sounds thick,
But i like both much more than this cunts accent.
Get to fack.
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The accents don’t seem to matter that much from where individual people are from Mis, but I tend to be more annoyed with the glottal stop. Which is lazier than the yanks with their Ds for Ts.
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Big nosed talentless y*d.Take your never ender “hubby” and piss off back to Essex dear.Troll.
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It hopefully won’t be long before she’s on Onlyfans, being fisted fore and aft by Kerry Katona and Daniella Westbrook, a spectacle that Mr Boggs and I would love to finance, as long as Harvey Price got to brutalise all three as well in a scene reminiscent of the 1977 Nåzıploitation film ‘The Beast in Heat’.
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A very well produced and articulated concept, Thomas.
Dare I say you are getting royalties for the production of her inevitable Only Fans series coming up ?
Daniella Westbrook and Kerry Karona though… You mucky cunt 🤣
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She could eat an apple through a letterbox.
The British Public truly are thick as shit.
Good morning.
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That’s right Terry, its the public that don’t have the wherewithal, who put shite on a pedestal and we have to suffer the consequences when it slides off.
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British public are fucked.
They now seal clap and worship mediocrity under the fake guise of ‘authenticity’ instead of pushing others and themselves to do better because the people who didn’t ‘win’ get upset.
Because it’s harder to be a winner or be successful, statistically. And the truth, or any type of thinking hurts most of their brains.
…morning Terry.
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Cor blimey me old china, Stacey’s orf on one ‘avin a mental over the snub for a plastic statue 😩….oi vey Stace never mind fill your boat race wiv some pie and mash 🥧… buck toothed chav
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Leave it fackin’ aht will ya!? Cant!!!
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At least her fanny will be in slightly better condition than Katie Price’s, by dint of never having had a colossal 14lb blind retard passing through it.
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You’ve got me thinking Thomas. When slags need to have their snatch reupholstered, do they have to suffer with the similarity of the idiots who have their meat and two veg replaced with an imaginary quim ?
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Allow me to join the ranks of those who can proudly state that they’ve never heard of her.
Morning all.
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Lady Cuntgomery likes watching Stacey’s crap. It’s the usual contrived shit you’d expect, featuring dullards who trash their homes just so they can get on the telly.
All pretty harmless stuff.
What is less than harmless though, is her gormless husband, riding along in her slipstream, proving television maker’s conviction that all men are useless cunts who need hectoring and guidance by strong wimminz.
As you’d expect, he’s a fucking natural.
He makes old Johnny Craddock look assertive.
Two cunts for the price of one.
What’s not to hate?
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I’ve never seen her programme, but then again I never watch 99% of what’s on television these days. Does anyone else share my feeling that television is getting even fucking worse? Our elder was back here last week and mentioned that she’s stopped paying the licence recently and shut down the distribution amplifier. She’s already getting the threatening letters. I’m seriously considering doing the same. There’s precious little we would miss; at the moment I’m reading Thomas Hardy as a vastly superior alternative.
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I’m old enough not to need a tv licence now, arfurbrain. Wish I still did so I could kick up a fuss. I still live life like it was when things were normal and say what I want and when I want. I’ve enough recordings of things to watch and listen to until the end of time. The beauty of it all is I live alone. If wanting an argument I can always go out and find one. Fortunately I live in a town that looks like a step back in time, without any coloured people. I say that to annoy all the black bastards, who prefer to be called such things.
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Morning Sammy.
We share your good fortune in that where we live we’re not knee deep in vermin. Yet. Just one small point: you’re not supposed to say “coloured people” any more; it’s “people of colour”, don’t ask me why.
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It sounds, arfurbrain, as ridiculous as climate change, when its always been a change in the climate.
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They send ever more threatening letters to my Mums house every month don’t think they will ever collect as she was clot shoted to the other side over a year ago.
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Oh my God!
What is she LIKE!
I have gone all showbiz 🤮
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Does she appear on some ghastly programme for the hard of thinking? That picture of her had my morning wood go down PDQ, Er indoors had to put a bottle of Brandy between my chattering teeth.
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This illiterate skank would struggle in a biscuit factory or McDonald’s.
And, it’s about as attractive as a skunk that eats bad eggs.🦨
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My old mate on here, Birdman, had a thing for Solomon. Bless him.
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I know what my old nana would have said about Solomon..
‘You know what she is. don’t yer?
A silly little oo’er (whore in Lancastrian).
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