Sounds noble, eh? A pint of blood every six months, maybe? Organ donation when y’die? …
Ideally, in an ideal world, .. commendable. But this world is far from ideal. It’s overflowing with bad types. From all out just absolutely worthless cunts, to top of the line criminal offenders, with multiple multiple violent and sexual crimes everywhere daily. Not rare any more. Rife.
It was nutter criminal ‘Charles Bronson’ who put this in my mind when he declared HIS organs would be up for transplant but he specified not for cops, bumderers, nor non-caucasian. And the U.K. transplant board used that to grandstand and say ‘no, thanks, … no differentiating here, no sir!
And I there and then thought ‘what about (other) predatory perverts?’
And since that day, my answer would be ‘no’. Am waiting for presumed consent (passed in 2024 without referendum ask, the paddy usual) but not snuck into actuality yet … so I can immediately lodge my no-way, josé (or m’tumbo, or joe fucking bloggs) to the list. I guess the powers that be thinking behind the scheme is increased organs via a cross between mass indifference and lazy apathy across the population.
But what the fuck? Murderers, rapists, wifebeaters, animal neglectors, … nobody that anyone would actively try to keep around if you knew outright about them, so why oh so very why would it be worth risking?
It’s not. The counter arguments, such as they are, can wait for the cunting if,as & when ..
The main one will be, of course, ‘what about the good folk?’. Well I’ll go statistics. I USED to think(probably naively) that the societal decency arm of the Pareto Principal (an 80/20 ratio in various fields) was 20% ‘bad’ 80% ‘good’… but even if that ever was true, its fucking flipped by now, 20% decent, 80 … ‘questionable’.
You *might* save a good ‘un.
Or. You might save someone awful. Keep an unrumbled ‘minors attracted’ at it’s perverted criminal habit for 10, 20 extra years thanks to YOUR replacement-supplied ticker???
Not worth the gamble.
Anyways, fuck it. There’s enough cunts on the planet anyways.
‘Bet if you needed an organ you’d be in line for one, though, hypocrite’, you might be thinking, reader ..
I’d recommend you bet otherwise. Hypocrites are cunts too! 🙂
Nominated by Shit Cake Baker.
*ahem* (again) .. Nominated by Cuntemall ….
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Point of Order:
This is NOT one of my nominations!
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Pigs hearts can be transplanted into humans.
They should save them for the ragheads.
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Mr Beau recently sold his liver and one lung + 3 of our kids to purchase a 95″ plasma TV. It`s an outstanding picture.
📺
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You’ve just reminded me of how lucky I am Sam, being the sole owner of the remote control for donkeys years.
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For a couple more kids & a kidney Sam, you could have had the 130″ L.E.D.
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Not even a 4k one, SB?
His liver must’ve looked like George Best’s.
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We (the tax payer) are about to shell out billions to those affected by the contaminated blood scandal.
While it isn’t their fault that we took products from the USA produced from blood donated by criminals and drug addicts, why the fuck are we (the tax payer) getting fucking stung.
On the donation of organs, only good upstanding white British should be allowed to both donate and receive, I mean who would want a 12” black cock 😳
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Kier Starmer would.
In his botty.
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Roders will bend over for anyone (with a vote)
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Well, now you come to mention it?
Would a 12 inch black cock be all bad?
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You joke now, bit how long before cock or womb transplants for the confused trannies?
All courtesy of the taxpayer.
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Apparently a bloke can grow a cervix though, according to David Lammy.
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I can no longer give blood due to being diagnosed with Australian antigen years ago, but there are plenty of cunts I would love to give it to if I’d half the chance.
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I’ve given blood for years and have never once seen a darķıe there donating.
Or a tiddly-wink.
It’s a horrible thought that my lovely English blood might’ve been used to save the life of an immigrant 🤮
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Do you know if you are a rare blood type or a universal donor Cunt Engine?
Its probably best that the recipients of organ donations are kept private. Knowing that you saved the life of a child molester or a Labour voter would be hard to take.
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It gets worse. What if … a pint of your fine claret gets put in to an equator-y type for whatever reason one day. He heads back to his wife later and they realise its been, like, nearly a month since she last had a sprog!!! .. the panic impregnation is undertaken immediately… only possible there & then, because your blood helped the cunt get a bone on!
I donated 10 times, late teens. Mostly to overcome my dislike of the needle. Then the Manson thing put an end to that, needle thing bedamned!
Anyways everyone, I suppose, should have one little flaw …..
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Bronson, not Manson. Made that exact same fuck up in ‘Cushy Prisons’ last August. Tut.
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Or what about the flipside. If you are in need of an organ donation? My guess is most people wouldn’t be fussy on who it came from. Best matches are from the same ethnic groups so the chances of you getting M’tembe’s kidneys or Abdullah’s liver must be quite small.
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I wonder if proctological surgeons had time to consider a bumhole transplant before Lubbock expired, LL?
On the flipside, maybe Lubbock’s
hemorrhaged, floppy ring got transplanted into a giraffe that had bum cancer.
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I heard a small, regional airport acquired it cheap for use as a windsock.
Also – only yesterday I discovered Stuart Lubbock is a perfect anagram of “Buttocks-a-blur”
Buttocks-a-blur.
If that’s not proof we’re all NPC’s in some big meta simulation running on some alien’s Jupiter sized computer, I don’t know what is.
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Here’s a pertinent one for Michael Barrymore, Cuntemall:
Rim Boy Cheer Alarm
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Holy the programmer almighty!
Spotted ‘arm’ and ‘reach’ in your one Thomas, … and guess what?
‘Mr. Arm-Reach, be oily’..
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This is a commendable nom. If donation of organs were based on matching ethnicity of donors to ethnicity of recipients, peoples of colour would never get a transplant.
Of course the nightmare scenario is if you donated an organ and it went to a fucking Lib Dem. I could never forgive myself for potentially inflicting that on society.
Even worse than that, what the person who donated their retinas might continue to be able to see the world, just from the recipient’s point of view? This seems too weird. Imagine if you started to see the world from Sir Too Kweer’s point of view. You would be in danger of being splashed with Lord Alli’s jizz. People who donate organs just don’t seem to think these things through.
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Indeed…if you got a hand transplant from a sooţıe, apart from looking hilarious unless you were palm up, you’d start to stab people uncontrollably; an eye transplant from a Bradford denizen and you’d start to fancy your cousin and assorted animals from the local petting zoo and owt from a chınky and you’d eat your dog and drive 15 mph under the speed limit.
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Mucky Ange has played on more organs than Rick Wakeman.
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I bet the queue for John Holmes’ cock would be a mile long, never mind how fucked up your George Best liver was.
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In theory…. Long term prisoners should have some of the healthiest organs available given they should have had no access to drugs or alcohol.
In reality, A well spiced liver is more likely to be served up.
The one way I feel some kind of affinity with the Jehehovas is I dont really believe in swapping blood, Modern medicine has got a bit silly to the point of prolonging worthless lives at excessive expense.
The one caveat to that is kids, they should be given every chance to make it to adulthood then sink or swim.
My organs, too pickled for transplant anyway, but wouldnt give them to anyone other than a kid.
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Anyone have Mike Peters in the Dead Pool?
A top bloke from a much underrated and maligned band.
RIP.
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I woke up in a cold sweat a couple of nights ago. I’d dreamt that they did knob transplants and David Furnish had got mine.
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Its all too complicated,as usual..
It should be like Argos but with severe restrictions..
Kidney? No problem but if you’re foreign then apply to your own countries shopping trolley of organs,there’s none for you here Abdul.
If you’re British then first in line and I don’t mean “born here”…get some proper British cunt Doctors to sort the wheat from the chaff,foreign looking dung receive precisely fuck all.
Anyway,in summary,all pakī and such donations should be rejected without exception and once its established they’ve refused to donate they should be gassed.
Firm but fair.
Good show.
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“A good heart these days is hard to find”
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Not too long ago I read a news item moaning about the lack of suitable organs available for those of ethnic origin who are awaiting transplants.
The whole tone of it implied that it was some kind of conspiracy on the part of white people, to deny access to available organs to them.
There was absolutely nothing about tissue matching, patient suitability, etc, but rather gave the impression that there was some kind of orderly queue and the next person in line should get the donation.
Are people really that stupid as to think that just anything can be inserted into anyone, as if we’re made of Lego and all parts are interchangeable?
Fortunately, I’m too old to be a donor, so it’s not something my family would have to make a decision about, but if I were younger, definitely not ( although the idea of my kosher liver ending up in some sand monkey is entertaining.
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Look what I just found on the NHS site.
“All adults in England, Wales, Sbmcotland and Northern Ireland are now considered to have agreed to be an organ donor when they die unless they have recorded a decision not to donate or are in one of the excluded groups”.
And there isn’t an option to ‘just’ opt out, either… just an 0300 number to call and ‘discuss’ it with someone. Or be persuaded not to, perhaps? (Bring it ON, 0300 cunts, personally 🙂)
Were all y’all aware of the above, UK cunters? If you don’t opt out they’ll divvy you up at will
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Probably scavenging organs for years upon tears, on the QT, especially with younger deaths.
Nobody nuns the wiser in the funeral home.
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The very thought makes me swoon.
Simply beyond the pale.
My beautiful juicy pure English organs in some filthy mudflap from Somalia or something.
Be like putting a Rolls Royce engine in a fuckin old fiat 500.
And the idea I’d prolonged this leeches life is appalling.
I don’t give blood either.
Those NHS Dracula cunts can do one.
They can guilt trip me all they want.
I’m being green.
Let em die.
Think of the carbon footprint.
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Want to talk to us about the opt out system?
0300 303 2094
Mon – Fri: 8am – 8pm
Sat and Sun: 8am – 4pm
😉
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0300 numbers? .. cost per minute to call?
Murky, at best, on honest, upfront search results.
PAYG? … up to 50p per minute I’m finding. All sorts of if, whens & buts about landlines or billpay etc.
“From 3p/min to 40p/min.” – well that’s helpful!
Transplant opt-out ‘discussion’ number, then? … On hold for maybe 10, 15, 20 mins to dissuade a caller? .. I wouldn’t doubt it.
Is an Internet page too honest for the self-serving underhanded sneaky cunts. Or a 1-800 number?
We’ll cut up your corpse and remove your eyes by default and be maximum cunts about your objecting to it.
I’m more fucking outraged now than I was whatever day I nommed this shit.
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I was aware. This was brought in back in 2020.
You can opt out here
https://www.organdonation.nhs.uk/register-your-decision/do-not-donate/?
Not really sure why you would care though seeing as you won’t be alive anymore.
Another way of looking at it would be what if it was your son/daughter/grandson/granddaughter that needed and organ.
I would worry though if I received a tongue transplant from B&W cunt knowing where he liked to stick his tongue.
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Anybody else been to Charles Bronson’s son’s crime museum in Torquay?? Fascinating and weird.
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A good heart is hard to find
Take me to the liver
The drugs don’t work
Mack the knife
A night at the operating theatre
Take my breathe away
Comfortably numb?
Greatest hits of NHS radio
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First cut is the deepest…
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That ould Sharkey Mis, its a classic, even if I didn’t appreciate when young. He’s Ma used to manage his career, so short lived.
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Shame Feargal has distanced himself from the Undertones, and he will never do another gig with them.
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I like Fergal Mecuntry,
He currently campaigns about clearing up UK rivers and water sources which I support.
He’s a unusual looking bloke though.
Has to be said
He looked in his late 50s when a teenager.
Only the acne that proved he was a youngster.
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NHS Radio?
How about Typically Tropical with ‘Oh, We’re Going To Barbados’?
Sylvia and ‘Y’ Viva Espana’.
Madogga with ‘Holiday’.
Because the amount of holidays and time off they have is considerable.
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Heart and Soul
Bette Davis eyes
A face in the crowd
The Flaming Lips
Another’s Arms
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Black lives matter. That’s why black people are one of the lowest donation groups worldwide. If you are black and sick you are doomed. Schadenfreude I guess….
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They make for generous sperm donors, whenever young whitey girls are on offer.
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There was always something about Justin Welbey that made me think he was either an organ collector, a body snatcher or a frustrated necrophiliac. Well, he certainly had plenty of opportunities.
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I assumed he was all three including being a Shameless sword swallowed and puddle skipper.
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Offered the area donation team my old Hammond, cheeky bastards told me to fuck off.
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They’ve asked me to donate my reproductive organs.
My spuds, and the sack they come in but specifically my winky.
It’s a two man lift and they’ll take it to papua new Guinea where the bare arse cannibals will worship it as a totem and dance around it.
The British museum wrote me personally.
Said its reparations.
They included a letter in pidgin English from high chief of Papua Johnny Longpig.
” you give um mighty mallet with um big helmet,
Goody goody.
Make fine magic!
Make um crops grow
Make my wives fertile
Make many piccaninny.
You give us now white god of North.”
But I’m a Englishman. 🇬🇧
The pleading of some speccy London bookworm and some dick out savage from Bongoland have no effect on me.
Told em to get fucked🖕
Besides I’ve promised it to the Catholic Church.
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Quiet on here tonight.
Someone died?
Is it Bingo night or something?
You Blighters should put the hours in,
I’m basically running the site myself even Admin has gone home.
If anything is missing from your lockers you’ve only yourselves to blame…
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I just died in your arms tonight.
It must have been something you said.
Lets have some rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qD46e8XE1U
I met Graham Oliver once years back.
Sound bloke.
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That Jay Leno?
Didn’t know he was in a band.
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One for Cunt Engine – imagine if this fella had been at Barrymore’s pool party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9u5xUFEDQQ
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Fuckin ell!
Got some paws on him.
What would you say Harold if you went for your prostate checked and he was the doctor?
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err “help!”
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If this nom is what passes for discourse here, I want no part of it.
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