I have been been seeing an increasing amount of instances were drivers are now not only blocking other peoples driveways but also parking on them.
One even parked on some poor fuckers drive and fucked off for a week on holiday.
(YouTube 1 : Problem solved – NA)
It still surprises me just how self entitled some cunts actually are.
Yesterday I returned home to find non other than a district nurse blocking my drive. Cunt. She could have parked in loads of places around the close but had decided that blocking my drive was the place to be. I promptly pulled my car right up to hers and went in.
Ten minutes later she knocked on the door and explained that she had been dealing with a neighbour, I immediately said ” yes I know Yvonne” She apologised and I agreed to move so she could leave.
Below is a clip of a farmer dealing with this sort of problem in what I consider to be the correct manner.
Nominated by : Everyonesacunt
Clip#2 farmer? … Hero of the Day! 👏
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Inconsiderate wankers.Send them to Unkle T’s special heater.
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If someone parks on your drive and, mysteriously, a single ball-pein hammer blow should happen to fall upon every body panel and window, the onus is surely upon the returning car owner to prove that their car was undamaged when they made the rash decision to park on your drive?
Does ISAC have any budding legal experts?
Good morning to one and all.
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I would change the number plates, then spay it a different colour, if some cunt used my drive without my permission.
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Does sugar in the petrol tank still work?
Well it won’t if its some cunts electric vehicle will it?
What sorts them out? Wiping them with a damp sponge?
So many questions,so many thoughtless cunts.
Good morning.
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I haven’t got a drive.
But I’m with you in spirit.
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Come to think of it,neither have I.
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I pressure washed an old electric forklift this morning, with the hope of finally finishing it off, no such luck.
So based on this non scientific experiment, a sponge wont work.
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A handheld EMP generator with enough juice to cunt a standard EV would be totally tits.
As ever with anything remotely interesting, the Google is all over the place with stats and facts, though.
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Its only natural to flip their lid after they flipped yours.
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The one that really grinds my gears is the driving instructor.
He’s out with a pupil and instructs them to pull in at the side of the road, which the pupil does, but across a driveway.
Does he instruct the pupil to move forward/back, so they aren’t parked across a dropped curb?
Does he buggery!
It’s not a wonder that people do it, if they aren’t even taught by a so-called professional not to!
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Last summer some cunt reversed into our next door neighbour’s drive to turn round instead of doing a U-turn on the street.
Unfortunately for him, said neighbour had hosepipe in hand watering his garden at the time. So the cunt got a face full of water through the open driver’s door window.
Gotcha!
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Thank goodness your neighbour wasn’t having a wee in his (own) garden with his hosepipe in his hand…on second thoughts!
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Thank you N/A
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A car blocking your entrance or parked on your drive is one thing. It’s pretty easy to remove it when any damage to the vehicle doesn’t matter. However a man I know returned home from work one afternoon to find that his P*ki neighbours had started building an extension partly over his boundary. Being a responsible white man he went through the legal process to fix it. Years later and down a lot of money he gave up as it was clear he was just fattening up the lawyers and would get nowhere. He realised that what he should have done on the day it happened was to push over the freshly built wall and thrown the bricks back into the neighbour’s garden.
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Someone’s bound to have strapped an old mattress to their car and pushed said parked nuisance to the other side of the road.
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Smash the window or wind it down using a suction cup (if you’re feeling generous) and then let the handbrake off and roll it down the street.
If it hits any other cars on its travels, then that is down to the owner and their insurance company to sort out.
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Remember to wear gloves, Odin.
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Good call Sammy.
Safety first. 😁
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We painted double yellow lines along our side of the road. Seems to have done the trick. 😁
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A few years back i came back from the pub with swmbo and some cunt had parked on my drive, so i get out and get in the offending peugeot 306 and roll it out into the road, then i went to the neighbours house and beat on the door, dozy cunt girl answers and after me berating her she says do you want me to move it, no problem i say as ive done it already, she didnt park it there again.
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These cheeky bleeders should be sent to Alcatraz.
Donny Trump is talking about reopening it.
By coincide it happens to be in Crazy Nancy Pelosi area.
She’s not happy 😜
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It would appear that, by law, you are fucked (unless you spend money and time – its a civil matter, so nothing to do with plod) …
https://www.mylawyer.co.uk/trespassing-a-A76076D34460/#:~:text=If%20you%20go%20on%20to,some%20land%20of%20your%20own).
My advice would be to install a stinger across your driveway (deploy & lock after you leave).
If someone blocks your driveway then a few sledgehammer blows to the vehicle would be useful and should be enough to deter them. Perhaps also a properly printed sign on your outside wall (a few quid from Amazon, etc) saying something like `this neighbourhood suffers from sporadic vehicular damage by vandals – please park with care, at your own risk.`
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Also, I believe you can purchase dedicated “tyre nails” to deter potential parkees …
https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/viz-tyre-nails-advert–303781937341144698/
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Some sad cunt has parked a rusty brown 1979 Austin Allegro that needs a carb rebuild on my drive, the prick.
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Nothing wrong with an allegro TTCE with its quartic steering wheel. A classic.
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If I had a drive it’d be in Beautiful drives magazine.
Centre spread.
Lined with tumbling aurbrecia and wildflowers, imprinted concrete and a Tasteful roman statue of athena.
And as I came out I’d stare at my neighbours drives,
Shake my head woefully and tut.
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& I guess Mis, a double set of country cream gates to close it all in.
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Printed concrete? You surprise me, Mis.
I thought you would have well weathered York stone, carefully liberated from some minor celebrity’s patio while they’re on holiday.
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You cheeky monkey AllFather.
Although that Does sound much nicer.
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Occurs to me Thomas that you must do all the repairs on the Allegro. I could just imagine you taking it to a modern garage;
“What’s a carburettor?”
“Where’s the OBD socket?”
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I like that device they use in China. A remote control device that slides under the car. If that was available over here, just think of the fun you could have.
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The car dolly is a great device, but not she’s blocking your driveway!
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Just get it towed away by the pikeys, never to be seen again….
What car? Don’t know what your talking about mate, fuck off, bon voyage..
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My dad loathed anyone who parked in front of driveways.
He also wouldn’t park his car on the pavement either.
My old man also always used our driveway (when we had one). While other fuckers, who just couldn’t be arsed, would park on the pavement while their driveways were empty.. This goes on to this day.
The plank who lives across the road (the knob who blew up that camper van) has two cars and he parks them anywhere. This dick blocks the road as well. He has a drive way, but he has yet another big camper van parked on it, and it has been there for months now. More money than sense idiotic cunt.
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