HBO have confirmed the casting of Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape in the (very loose) adaptation of Harry Potter. Fan-fucking-tastic. So much for sticking rigidly to the books and trying to wash out the bad taste of those (mostly) god-awful movies from the 2000s.
Putting aside the race issue entirely, this guy was also a model! Snape was clearly described as being an ugly, greasy haired, neckbeard.
His race is going to cause problems whatever way you spin it. It’s another blatant slap in the face to white people but consider this, harry constantly accuses him of being a mistrustful traitor, the character is bullied by a bunch of privileged white kids in his youth, strung up on a tree, the girl he loves ditches his ass for a rich white guy, he joins the wizarding ku-klux-klan and gets white people killed because he can’t handle rejection. Smartly thinking HBO. You reap what you sow.
Of course the casting is deliberate just to piss everyone off, we know it and we expect it. So my nomination goes this cunt Essiedu himself for accepting the role and ruining any chance of redemption for JK Rowling and her one worthwhile product.
Oh and Hermione will definitely be black and all the white kids will want to rape her after reading Andrew Tate propaganda in their owl post.
Nominated by Cunt Dracula.
Let me guess…
This Papa Whatisname is a sausage jockey, like Ncunti Gayblack?
There must be a chocolate poofter factory somewhere…
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I have no doubt that this chocolate phag will openly slag off JK Rowling, while making a fortune by playing on of her characters from one of her books.
Just like those cunts Radcliffe, Watson and that ginger fanny will live off their Potter royalties until they croak. You’ll never see them act in anything decent, because they are all severely shit.
But, all of them are classic cake and eat it double standards luvvie cunts.
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If JK wants me in a film i wont backstab her.
Im loyal as fuck.
Known for it!
Id be grateful for the swollen bank balance
And would be happy to be breastfed by ms Growling.
Come on JK.
Gissa job.
And ill make those 3 little Traitors cry.
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It’s funny how they have to shoehorn minorities into roles that weren’t meant for them, blacks replacing whites, wimminz replacing men, trannies replacing women.
What’s up with the cunts?
It’s not like you can’t have great black characters, Blade for instance, Wesley Snipes was cool as fuck in those films.
Its not our fault that the only film for trans is the Rocky Horror Picture Show even though it’s now regarded as transphobic.
Write a good roll for trans cunts, it’s going to have a niche audience but you can’t have it all.
Lesbians have been making great films since the camera was invented, I’m off to watch one now.
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The original films were the refuge of just about every past their prime British actor and actress you could name.
Became a bit tiresome in that respect.
But true to form, the yanks will pull out all the stops to make it woke.
I shudder to think what the storylines will be like.
Never mind. It’s bound to bomb.
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He was asked to play archbishop of Cadbury Justin Welby in the forthcoming film biopic
Never mind the cassocks
But he turned it down.
Apparently Pappa dont preach
TAXI!!!
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Just to clarify, was that ‘ Never mind the cassocks, feel the choirboys ‘ ?
Alright pal ?
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Alright Jack👍
Yeah, welby was in a Slade tribute band,
Cum on feel the boyz
😉
https://youtu.be/qysk6IgeFmQ?si=8gtDoDSNpq4cXcMu
Some voice on that Noddy eh?
All true Englishmen have beautiful singing voices have you noticed?
That, a bulldog determination,
Bravery, strong backs,
Skill in warfare whether with rifle or broadsword
Fairness and sportsmanship even when cheating at cards,
And winning smiles.
We truly are the closests thing to gods.
🏴🏴
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I’m ok. Not been the best of days though. Said goodbye to a decent bloke today, only a couple of years older than me.
He just wasted away, he didn’t deserve it, but that’s life.
Went to the flames to this…….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRTNm6GLJYI
Good choice.
Another fine Englishman gone. :o(
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Sorry to hear that mate,
My condolences.
He went out on a good tune though. 👍
Not sure what mine would be?
Probably Greensleeves.
For some reason i associate it with England
And everything fine about this country.
The ice cream van used to park over the road from our house had it as his chimes.
Yeah thatd be good
Greensleeves at my funeral but played by a ice cream van😁
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LOL
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Here
https://youtu.be/JyUQ87blzI4?si=I01JSfk60hYYq7jx
Greensleeves.
That or Whisky in the jar. 😁
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Englishmen at play in indian
When India was our playground
https://youtu.be/Uf6rX-q7lQY?si=wtt8rgi8fhvMNvlh
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One of my favourite actors, Michael Caine. These modern johnnies can’t hold a candle to him.
Time to hit the sack, up super early tomorrow, fuck off over the fields with the hound, see what’s about.
JTC exits the black Potterfest……
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You’re right about Noddy.
Best version of Born To Be Wild is on Slade Alive !
Probably the best live album ever.
Oh fuck it, here we go….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8IWnQiorIk
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Jacqui Smith , now this is a cunt that needs a nom.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacqui_Smith
Fucking horrible old twat…!
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