Not travellers, van dwellers

This is how people are living, they aren’t our lovable painted horse-drawn wagon folk, nor are they the top of the range SUV driving folk who park their caravans in your local Lidl car park, tap into the water/electric, nick everything that’s not nailed down within a mile radius, and fuck off before the police arrive.

No, these are people who are living in cars, vans, horseboxes, old removal vans, etc., because they can’t afford to rent!

However, they are still leaving the same amount of human waste and general debris, so what makes them different?

Well, they’ve mainly got jobs. They go to work, earn a wage, pay tax, etc., and are generally law abiding citizens.

Apparently, the number of folks living like this is so great the local council is looking for a proper site for them.

Great, Britain. We’re just building our first shanty town!

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

31 thoughts on “Not travellers, van dwellers

    • Bristol is far to fucking lefty.
      I should know tis my hometown I’m ashamed to admit.
      I used to be proud to be a bristolian but now it’s too lefty to woke and too multicultural!
      Diversity is our strength.
      Bollocks!!

  1. Dave Knight couldn’t afford rent on his 3 bed house, maybe a one bed flat could have been a better choice than a Van.

    MNC could sublet his Van on days when it’s not involved in removals 👍

  2. Bristols always had people that lived in vans, buses and trucks.

    Lots of those New age travellers were from Bristol.

    Once I was down Somerset and there was a girl living in a horse box,
    It was all kitted out and done really nice like a professional carpenter had done it.

    I could see the appeal.

    • I helped my son fit out a van – Extended Ford E250 .
      Fully insulated – floor, sides and roof. Bed, kitchen, 32in TV and full gaming system. Diesel heater & solar panels and a huge battery in the back.

      He works forestry all over the place and likes to travel.

      Did a couple of awesome trips into the wilds of Canada with him.

      He’s been as far as California in the south and Yukon in the north.

      Not a bad option for a young chap.

    • Quite right Sammy. It all sounds rather fishy.

      How can these folk have jobs when an employer has to inform HMRC of an employee’s address for tax and NI purposes?

      Black economy ‘jobs’ I expect.

      • Exactly so Geordie. Friend of mine spent a whole summer in the West Country working cash-in-hand when he needed more money, completely under the radar. Now with the rates of payroll tax the employer has an even greater incentive to employ people that way.

    • To a great extent a postal address is no longer needed Sammy. We get tons of junk through our letterbox but almost everything that matters is now done by email. you can have a PO box for paper mail and collect from the local post office. Bigger stuff can be sent to those boxes on the supermarket wall.

  3. This is how it begins.

    Driven off their land by the barons. Stripped of their culture as well as their soil.

    In a generation they’ll be talking incomprehensible gibberish and beating the bare-knuckle fuck out of each other.

    And stealing everything, obviously

  4. Probably see out my days in a basha in the woods. Oh the dreams of childhood, gone like last winters snows. Bastard fucking governments and apathetic people.

  5. And yet and yet and yet….

    ‘Asylum seekers’ Africans and other migrants get put in houses for free. With topped up gas, water and electric. And – as we know – they also get put into hotels, free of charge.

    • 100% valid point Norman! We spend a fortune to look after this fucking lazy uneducated unemployable superstitious flotsam and jetsam while leaving indigenous folks to live in vans and eat out of food banks. I pray that the politicians get a fucking good shafting today!

  6. Jack you bloody fibber!

    Is that your caravan in the middle?

    The one covered in graffiti?

    You told me you had an 8ft wide four-berth luxury touring caravan and a chemical toilet NASA would be proud of.

  7. Meanwhile the law was changed so mortgage providers don’t have to sell repossessed accommodation on the open market.

    Who’s buying a lot of there’s houses? Blackrock. Who leases them from Blackrock? Serco. Who’s got a big contract with the government to
    House asylum seekers? Yes of course serco, who owns shares in serco? Blackrock.

    Outside of that serco are offering landlords 3 times monthly rent for their houses on a 5 year contract. Everything covered, maintenance, upgrades the lot.

    Rent prices are going to rise even higher.

    ‘ The UK government has lifted the ban on processing asylum claims for individuals who arrive in the UK irregularly, effectively repealing the Illegal Migration Act. This decision follows a change in government after the Labour party won the UK general election in July 2024. The Illegal Migration Act, which was intended to deter irregular crossings, had previously made asylum claims inadmissible for those who arrived in the UK without authorization’

    It’s not just access to housing being limited for the indigenous, it’s citizenship of our own country being degraded.

    • Sixdog is entrely correct. Serco’s adverts to landlords make a big deal of them helping to create stable communities. It’s all bollocks of course – entire districts are going to be flooded by third world cavemen and everything undesirable that goes with them.

  8. LL@ Our Luxury Motorhome is far, far superior to those wheeled sheds in the header pic.

    Your scurrilous allegation is a monumental slur, and you Sir, are a Cad and a Bounder.

    Needless to say, I’m outraged.

    There’s a chap who doesn’t live too far from Bristol, who was a New Age Traveller ( I think ).

    He has a YouTube channel… Maximus Ironthumper.

    Really interesting, a clever Gentleman, very handy.

    I admire his maverick attitude.

    Good evening 👍

    You rotter.

    • There is a touch of 80s New Age Traveller about all this. See a fair few caravan dwellers around my way – old style Romany vans with horses, people selling woodcrafts and ironwork. I think they’re the survivors of the New Age lot rather than proper Romanies. They’re not too bad. Tend to tidy the site and bag up their rubbish before they go, unlike members of a certain Irish fraternity.

  9. One of those New age travellers taught me how to tickle trout.

    Mostly hippy cunts from posh families and druggie cunts,

    But some were quite talented and versatile craftsmen.
    Able to fix their own vehicles,
    Create a half decent mobile home from a old lorry.
    That horse box that girl had was fuckin brilliant.

  10. The trouble with all this mither is they are living outside the Nanny State Flowchart for Housing.

    It’s patently obvious that any daft,illiterate,fucking hopeless cunt can have a house for nowt..

    It’s just that the Flowchart says you must be foreign and running away from something you made up when you got here.

    Otherwise you get fuck all and the government couldn’t care less if you live or die.

    Voting is participating in a charade that just props up a Gravy Train that none of us can ever board.

    Anyhow,vote Oven….

  11. People living in vans, homeless squadies, Brits on never ending waiting lists for health care, meanwhile we are importing money grabbing scum at insurmountable numbers.
    This country is fucked, the clowns supposedly running it may as well be shot, honestly it makes me want to emigrate, then I can be a minority in someone else’s country before I’m a minority in my own…..

  12. I have a nice campervan that I live in a few weeks of the year.
    Week in the lake District.
    Week in Cornwall.
    Week in Norfolk.
    Fuck Scotland..!

    Rest of the time it’s in a nice 4bed detached.

    The lazy cunts should put some night shifts and weekends in..

    Lazy twats…!

  13. Some may be our own, but many,like the cunts who eat squirrels they catch in local parks and cemeteries are fucking Romanians The fact that the Government hasn’t sorted it out is another massive pile of cunt. No doubt the leftist turds would blame Brexit. Back in the olden days it was called laissez faire, now it is just bone idleness and couldn’t-give-a-fuckism. Fuck right off, Marxist cunts,

    Good evening, everyone.

    • Not just Romanians, but other barely-human primitives: East Euros, Slovaks, Polish, Albanians pretending to be Kosovans.

      Dooshka-nîggers chomping on gypsy poultry and mangled swans from the local river. These poî-keys are pulling up their trousers before they’ve snipped off the turd.

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