The news is no longer dependable in any real meaning. Any ‘big’ stories are presented with a biased slant, depending on the internal politics of the outlet.. On the same point, for example, one crowd will call a certain group of people taken and held against their will ‘hostages’, while another will call them ‘captives’. That’s subtle, but enough to be missed by swathes of the unthinking-for-themselves. But the point of view is still promoted. ‘Murdered by’ and ‘killed by’ another 2 different ways to describe the ending of a life(s), as a second example.
Vehicles purposely driven in to crowds(jesus what a sentence) describers (I’m loathe to call these cunts journalists)get that one wrong all the time.
And if there’s a story too big to be ‘spun’, then it will remain unreported altogether. Effnick outrages particularly (crime, antisocial creepy behaviour en masse etc.) The omission of any detail if a perpetrator is of a certain subset to a point of ridiculousness (describing the colour of a rapist-on-the-run’s sweatshirt but not if he’s black, if he is black). Describing a rapist or murderers skin colour is not racism, it’s simply a fact.
Even the fucking filler – like this link below – has a slant to it. A non-story if there ever was one, .. it’s pure ‘pro’ the absolute tool that it’s about – who should have been told to fuck off with it, when he decided to call it in and make a deal out of it for self-promotional reasons/attention-neediness. But instead someone took the time to type it up & put it out to the world like it matters. A ‘Stop Press’ situation it certainly ain’t.
There was a car-into-crowd occurrence yesterday, as I type this, eleven dead .. but the news feed all day didn’t proffer that to me once. THIS 9 month old tat came up instead just now (prompting the nom).
I didn’t cunt the bbc specifically, because this ‘reporting’ of bullshit is widespread across the board. All the time now. But this one is particularly low-bar. With pathetic posed-for pictures for good measure. Have these type of people no shame whatsoever?
C-U-N-T-S, everyone involved.
Nominated by Cuntemall.
That’s one thing I admire about Uri Geller – his modesty. Who else would borrow a book about himself?, tight as a snare drum. I am sure he could have bought one off Amazon
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My parents always told me, never trust a bender.
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Took him long enough to read it!
Is he a bit slow?
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He likes to get his moneys worth JP.
He probably has a bit of Scottish and Yorkshire ancestry too.
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Uri Geller is a cunt.
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Urine Geller has mystical powers.
He says so.
Unfortunately his superpower is to bend cutlery.
Hes a bit of a bullshitter i. Suspect 😁
The rabbi should of kept the foreskin and thrown Uri in the bin
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“Narcissist finds library book on himself 40 years later and contacts the BBC to tell the tale”
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Sunderland Echo
17th May, 2025
LOCAL MP VISITS SCHOOL
Bridget Phillipson, MP for Houghton and Sunderland South, spent an enjoyable morning at the Overnourished Charver Primary School in her constituency yesterday.
As Education Secretary, Ms Phillipson was keen to see the children at work in the classroom. One pupil, Willy Mackem, asked the esteemed visitor if she could explain how Government worked. So Bridget stole all the kids’ sweets and told them to fuck off.
The Sunderland Echo is skint, so give us some money you cunts.
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‘The country is captivated by Eurovision fever’, I am trying work up a satisfying fart would be more interesting.
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Eurovision viewers have the mentality of approximately one peanut… possibly.
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…and a lot of feltching
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The MSM spun, downplayed and distracted from the rape gangs for years and continue to do so.
Sometimes its just subtle changes in descriptors like ‘Pakistani’ becoming ‘Asian’, ‘rape gang’ becoming ‘grooming gang’ and ‘young girls’ becoming ‘young women’.
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Fucking Paki fuck kept me awake in the kidney unit this morning.
On his bastard phone, to some Paki banshee and Paki offspring.
Normal rules, values, consideration and decency don’t apply to them.
You know why? Because they have none.
I hope he sizzles in Hell. In Bacon fat.
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Bet he/she was on hands free speaker phone
Cunts seem to be like that all the time….makes hen seem important walking around so other cunts can listen to their (unimportant) converstations
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Hi Norman,
I was in hospital last August and had some cunt similar in the next bed. Fat cunt was forever on his phone and you could tell people didn’t want to talk to him. Fortunately he left it on speaker, that way you could tell they didn’t want to talk to the fat cunt by the way of sounding disinterested and making excuses they were busy or going out. I eventually had enough by blowing my top, telling him other people weren’t interested besides it getting on my nerves.
I was moved to another ward for causing trouble and it got worse. A loud mouth cunt having a go at the nurses, I began shutting this cunt up also. I was glad the twat had both arms full of weeping tattoos and told him I was as glad, besides telling him to shut up, followed by every four letter words I could muster.
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Sammy@
Glad your better now.
Glad your a trouble causer.
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One non-story that was the BBC’s top headline yesterday (after that fire in Oxfordshire) was this…
Ncunti Gayblack withdraws from Eurovision panel.
I mean, so fucking what?
How is a woke glove puppet Chocolate McDuff crying off a joke of a poove fest news in any way, shape or form?
Then, the BBC hit us with more ‘big news’. Ncunti will be replaced by (cough) pop star (yeah 15 years ago) Sophie Ellis Bextor. Fucking Hell, you can tell the Beeb aim high and get the best, eh?🤣
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Oh, no!
Ncunti isn’t on the panel anymore?
It’s a disaster, whatever will we do?
I think I might have a good cry… or possibly a glass of summat chilled and at least 12%vol.
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There you go, tomorrows headline,
” Distraught JP turns to alcohol following devastating Ncunti news!”.
I swear to Dog they’re using AI to write headlines these days.
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The so-called transfer window is a huge example of this phenomenon.
Those Sky knobheads, doing a whole day of covering overpaid and usually useless cunts. Turning up with their plastic gangster agents to training grounds in blacked out Range Rovers,
BREAKING NEWS! ‘Watford have signed Useless Black Donkey from some Spanish Shithole for 20 million!’
Or… ‘Celtic sign more Japs and Dark personages. Officially now no Scottish players in Hoops squad!’
Also… ‘Manchester United sign yet mote clapped out diving fancy dan clueless foreign cunts!’
And, finally from Sky Sports…
‘Saint Lord Prince Sheik Prince Pope ‘Mo’ (Mo, me old mucker) Salah has signed a new contract with Liverpool. After long months of threatening to sod off and copious emotional blackmail, He now gets a big fuck off pay hike, What a hero and a credit to the game!’
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Yeah…then in the next story, then do an editorial on the ‘sky high’ prices of seasons tickets and pies at grounds.
They go into a wank fest of how much teams have spent, then moan about the price of season tickets…how else do you expect teams to pay for sky high transfer fees?
Cunts
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These are genuine front page ‘headline’ stories currently on the BBC news website (as of 13.14 17/5/25)
‘I was on a flight, but British airways told me I wasn’t’
‘Why Sean Diddy Coombs’ trial hinges on ex-girlfriend Cassie’s testimony’
‘Doom: One of gaming’s oldest series reckons with the challenges of 2025’
‘Excited fans flock to Basel for Eurovision final’
Crock of tabloid low rent shite (that’s currently not a headline btw)
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Got to say, this headline today intrigued me.
“We sometimes milked 3,000 snails a day!’: the dying art of milking molluscs.”
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I saw one only this morning, in a 5 y.o newspaper, the covid days… Music fan ‘stunned’ by hidden words in Beatles song.
So, some cunt stripped Twist and Shout down to the vocals and claims he hears a ‘fuck yeah’ at the end.
All the bastardized thoughtlessly applied clichés followed … amazed, hilarious, and a real retard-level closing quote from the cunt l. supposedly .. “I couldn’t stop chuckling the rest of the day”.
Don’t they cut down trees by the truckload to produce these rags?
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On a more strident note,it seems to me that the entirety of the MSM is a mouthpiece for whichever shower of shite holds the levers of power.
If its not “puff pieces” about actors,singers,dance contests or gayness then it’s simplistic lies or an outright cover up about more serious matters,pakī child rapé,ethnic murder,crime,corruption…owt you can shake a stick at.
It’d be laughable if millions of idiots didn’t swallow it all without question.
It’s propaganda on a scale that Beria or Goebbels would be delighted to have overseen.
A mess,a cesspit of cunts.
Huw Edwards Newsnight Oven.
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“The Guardian’s expert news coverage” from their begging letter in the header picture should tell you everything you need to know about what is wrong with modern reporting.
‘Expert news coverage’? Bollocks. Its some Communists personal opinion dressed up as journalism.
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Did you know that if you try to donate 2 grand to the Guardian via their begging pop-up … they ask if you’d like to add an extra 80 quid TO the 2 grand to cover the cost of the donating-2-grand transaction?
Well, at that point I thought ‘fuck the ungrateful cunts’ and so clicked away.
😄
(When the cunts stick out the hat like that, I like to make it look like someone was *trying* to donate but kept making little mistakes and then gave up. Donation-edging, y’could call it).
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How about this headline……
Wiltshire man found to have basement dungeon with captives held for his “entertainment”.
He used the noise created from starting up his 1980 Austin Allegro to drown out his “guests” cries. A cunning ploy if ever there was.
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Hartlepool Harrier
17th May, 2025
AMAZING COINCIDENCE FOR TWO HARTLEPOOL COUPLES
A holiday to Benidorm turned into a never-to-be-forgotten experience for two Hartlepool couples.
Doris McShoveller, 57, explained: ‘My hubby Bob and I arrived on the Friday and settled into our hotel. Sipping pina coladas by the hotel pool we got chatting to the couple sat next to us. Amazingly it turned out that Terry and Fran were from Hartlepool as well. But here’s the really incredible thing, Terry’s birthday is 4th March, exactly the same date as my hubby Bob’s!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, what are the chances of that happening? (ED – 1 in 365)
‘Fran and I were literally stunned’ confirms Terry, 54. ‘Luckily Bob and I weren’t born in the same year, or else I think we would all have died of shock!’ he added.
The two couples are now the best of friends. So much so that Terry and Bob had a joint monkey hanging birthday party in March this year.
ED – Can you tell us about any amazing coincidences of your own? Contact Piers Morgan, the Harrier’s new Editor, because fuck all ever happens in Hartlepool..
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You can always tell when it is made up news or clickbait because it will always include the worde “heartbreak” or it’s derivatives in it, for example “Heartbreak as Eastenders Star dies”. It then turns out if you read on that he/she was in it for a few days in 1986;.
The other favourite of course is “Senior Physician BEGS People To Give Up THis One Common Vegetable” You can be sure this is a long and boring advertisement, no consultant ever “begs” they “tell” you. Even my beloved Telegraph is going the way of the tabloids.
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As a counterpoint to non-stories getting coverage, how about stories getting non-coverage.
Like 5 more beneficiaries of diversity in Sarf London at 4.15am today. 5 arrested, yet no indication on the Beebistan as to ethnicities of victims or alleged perpetrators.
Anyone like to hazard a guess?
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fingers crossed,black.
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I think stealing library books should carry a prison sentence.
Although with mr Gellers mysterious powers no handcuffs could hold him or locked doors.
Best to put him in a pit surrounded by hungry pigs.
Magic your way out of that super jew.
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I always thought the cunt was a fucking German.
Oh well.
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The Telegraph have a full page ‘story’ right now :
‘Call me sexist but prison is no place for a woman’. By a Judith Woods.
I’ll stick on the link to keep me honest, but couldn’t stomach more than the first few lines myself, anyways…
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/05/16/prison-is-no-place-for-a-woman/
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The Telegraph is just posh clickbait.
I find it amusing.
How the Other Half Live and all that..
Every fucking day there will be at least one “story” about hiding your vast wealth from..the government,the council,your wife,your accountant,Elon Musk,the North Koreans and the Civil Service.
It’s Ace.
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Should of set Mr bookman on him, that would of made him think twice about pilfering books..
https://youtu.be/MF2gZu3ygEQ?si=Kv6tpxnr8OICzf3E
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Man finds his parents are brother and sister!!
Randy Cuntster from Chicago had a shock when researching his family tree.
It revealed father Dwayne and mother Tammy sue were actually siblings!
Although they were not aware of that when getting married.
Dwayne said
“jeepers, this is right ol howdoyoudo.
I thought fudgesicles, that Tammy is my sister?
I wondered how she knew my kin so well,
And thought it a coincidence we had the same surname and postal address.
But we were never formally introduced.
At first it was a bit of a shock but now its quite handy as i already get along with her family. ”
Randy is due to get married himself in a few months but says
” i aint gonna be marrying my sister.
I only have brothers,
But im courting Bonnie Rae Elson over in Clarke county and she owns 2 pigs and a pickup truck.
So im set for life. “
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Hot dang!
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Was that from the Boondocks Militia newsletter?
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The incestuous evening news 😊
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Montana Backwoods Moonshine Swingers Bi-Monthly.
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LOL.
Apparently Randy’s two cats, Graham Washington Cuntster and Boris Wolfgang Cuntster, are set to be bridesmaids.
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The non – story to end all non- stories.
Anyone remember that mad bitch, who put creepy full page ads in the British papers in the mid 90s, and was allowed to do it?
Straight up. She claimed to be a nun (she wasn’t), and the ads were about ‘messages’ she says she received.
Amongst these was a ‘warning’. ‘A final ultimatum from God’. This also said that if pornography and sin wasn’t abolished, a comet would depart from Jupiter and hit the Earth, causing the apocalypse and our mutual demise. The fact that this was actually printed in national newspapers is still mind bending and blackly hilarious.
There was also a load of other religious and apocalyptic crap. She styled herself as Sister Marie Gabriel. But, she had loads of other names, Sofia Richmond amongst others. I heard that she was originally from Poland.
God knows (Boom Boom🤣) how she got the money or the clout to have these full page ads printed in the Times, the Express, The Mirror and the Daily Fail. Because she did. I find it mental and disturbing to this day that these alarming ads were even published. Because she was obviously a nutter
This isn’t a wind up. She even put a book out about her lunatic rantings and religious bullshit. She also looked weird. Like she was wearing a plastic doll mask. She also made up photos of Pope John Paul II praying under her picture .
One of the most bizarre and strange episodes in the history of the British press. Synth Pop legends OMD did a song taking the piss out of it. But a lot of people were freaked out by it at the time. Seriously mad shit.
https://oddbooks.co.uk/oddbooks/supernatural-visions-madonna-1981-1991-london
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The picture of her (with weird doll face) with Pope JP II.
Fucking hell…
https://www.hidingpress.com/media/pages/files/supernatural-visions-of-the-madonna-19811991/ea49da4600-1590847794/supernaturalvisions.jpg
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Here the quintessential example of this very cunting, currently occupying the top spot on the disgusting Daily Mail site:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14719839/Steps-Faye-Tozer-husband-marriage-Strictly.html
Who gives a fuck about any of these z-list cunts.
As far as ‘Strictly’ goes, unless there’s a brutal rape backstage, a hardcore buggering or a murder, it’s not worth mentioning.
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