Now back in the day and automatic rifle gave you the edge.
Then frag vests then ballistic vests. Fuck, we used to work on satellite info, pictures of sandpaper.
Not so much now.
Fuck it’s real time now. No longer “we expect ‘ but ‘ just round the corner,’ A very different war….,.
Gone are my days of the gun knife and shovel. Trust me they are the ultimate battle axe, but you don’t want to go there.
So I nominate someone cunt flying an EOD at me on a child’s toy.
Nominated by : Lord benny
I don’t have a clue what this is about.
Good morning.
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Makes 2 of us AC.
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Make me number three. Much of this military stuff baffles me. Nearest I got was when I went to the Cubs once but I couldn’t take the discipline. I would have been a fucking hopeless soldier but that doesn’t mean I’m one of these away-with-the-fairies pacifists. I’m more than happy to pay my taxes for the first duty of government; defence.
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The armed forces exist solely to protect the government and their interests Arfur, not you or me.
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During one of those early 2000’s middle-east dust ups, the news reported that B2 bombers had left their U.S. base, flown to the halfway point of the Atlantic, released their (quote) ‘fire and forget’ missiles, then flown home.
I was imagining the crew getting a bit confused on that return leg. ‘Control to Cuntkiller 1 … did you achiece point alpha and deploy your missiles successfully?’
‘What missiles?’
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Fuck. It.
Mentally replace the ‘did you?’ with ‘Please confirm you…’
Bumps that post up from an 8.2 to a 9.5.
😄
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Despite modern warfare being nominally fought by drones piloted by computers, our scumbag government wouldn’t hesitate to send our indigeous boys out to the middle east to be blown to pieces by a raghead IED if WW3 begins, whilst here at home, all the darkıe invaders of military age will be formed into sharia behaviour squads, given special dispensation to harass and beat white people.
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That sounds like a chillingly realistic scenario Thomas.
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Indeed arfur and good morning. Hopefully some clever technowag will follow John Betjeman’s advice and redirect some friendly bombs to fall on Slough.
And Bradford.
And Birmingham.
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TtCE – Op Herrick lasted well over a decade and the objective changed a number of times but the prevailing narrative the first time I went over the Afghanistan is that we were fighting the terrorists there before they could get to our mainland
Haha hahahaha
He he he
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The North Koreans Putin is using as cannon fodder in Ukraine were mesmerised by drones. Hadn’t seen anything like it and were dead from the moment they were spotted but they just didn’t know it.
I doubt their wooden training rifles and papier mache body armour helped much in preparation for the Ukrainian meatgrinder.
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I think it was the ready availability of hardcore porn that they are banned from watching at home that finished them off.
Slumped in a heap, slitty eyed, wanked out husks are easy targets for drone operators.
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Crazy pops!
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I thought the ultimate battle-axe was Nora Batty or Ena Sharples..
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O/T, couldn’t resist won’t do it again..!
Where’s a white lefty liberal when you need one..
https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2025-05-02/un-judge-who-forced-young-woman-to-work-as-slave-at-oxfordshire-home-jailed
Black slaver’s, never…!!!
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First drone I saw was for a customer who surveyed land.
He told me it was very expensive and that the military were very keen on them.
To me it looked like something a hobbyist would fanny about with on a Sunday.
Remote control aircraft and that.
But he was spot on.
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We must respect international law as interpreted by the likes of this piece of shit 😂
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Fuck me Doc, that one just takes my breath away! Corrupt doesn’t sum it up, rotten to the fucking core. A high court judge, a UN judge? You couldn’t make it up. It’s in their genes obviously.
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The days of men going over the top from the rat infested trenches with ‘fix bayonets’ ringing in their ears are now folklore 🪖….all you’d need now is a spotty nerdy hacker a 💻⌨️ and a crazy ideology(faaaar right obviously) and it’s 🔥and net zero, even quicker than mad professor millipede could manage 😩
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Playing at silly buggers is the technical term for it.
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Not too disimular to the Army Game.
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No need for “conventional” war any more, m`Lord.
It`s all systems hacking now – and it`s doing very well, thank you very much – Harrods, M&S, Co-Op … oh, and that recent blackout in Iberia (?!) – but they`ll never admit it.
💻💣
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The lights are going out all over Europe.
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One of the more outlandish stories the Waily Failed published when covering the event was that Putin exploded an EMP device high in the atmosphere above the Iberian peninsular to cause the power outages.
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Que?
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Barthelona!
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At some point if you want to invade and control a country you need boots on the ground.
No guns, drones or bombs
Just walk in (or get ferried in) claim asylum and get everything free.
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Oh fuck, just seen the news ……..
Alert! Alarm! Take Cover!
There is a Pollen Bomb coming, Lord Benny didn’t mention that one!
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Whatever shit goes down Mrs Twenty and I are tooled up to meet the occasion. Guns, knives, mace, axe, hammers. You need to be ready cunters. The threat is on all sides. Too Kweers is hell bent on destruction. When it comes, it will wont be nukes, it will be hand to hand, and the enemy will probably be wearing hi vis.
Good morning, everyone.
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A dozen cans of Pledge, and a handful of lighters under the stairs here. Probably work better holding off slants psychologically, than the rest of the multitudinous hordes coming over the fence …
It’s still only a stopgap, though.
I *have* to stop procrastinating starting work on a moat…
(Anyone got a good crocodile-guy?)
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I did watch a video of a drone dropping a grenade into the open hatch of an armoured personnel carrier over in that very European country called Ukraine.
Did a very neat job,saved an absolute fortune on aircraft,missiles artillery and tanks..
Likely all ordered off Aliexpress..
Anyway,with all the money they’ve saved that nice man Mr Zelenskyy could afford to buy another lakeside chateau in Geneva.
Victory At All Costs.
Good morning.
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I’ve gone past caring.
The uman wace is the biggest problem on this rock.
Without us things would be a darn sight better,
Off to find some Henry Weston’s Vintage now and sit in the sun.
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It is undeniable that the Empire USA along with City of London can no longer dominate, bar nuclear.
Warfare has changed and the big aircraft carriers are sitting ducks, troops on the ground is for the birds.
AI robots on the ground will probably be rolled out at some point and maybe this is the ace in the hole that hasn’t been played yet.
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Nope not a clue. Some words but they seem to miss the arrangement into sentences and concepts.
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