Men in Sheds is a nationwide organisation providing a community space for men to come together and connect, interact with each other and work on projects and share skills over a love of making, repairing and repurposing things. It seems a pretty worthwhile thing with it helping men overcome social isolation and loneliness, maybe they are a widower or just need an afternoon or an evening a week to have their own time for a hobby away from the wife.
But what’s this?
Knock knock.
“Hello?”
“Its Brenda from Loughborough. What are you doing in there? What’s going on? Can I join in?”
“No sorry, this is a men’s community group. The clue is in the name sugartits”.
“Right I’m going to kick up a stink and get the rules changed!”.
What is it with some selfish women that they just can’t leave men alone to do their own thing without nagging and henpecking their way in to everything. Brenda and the rest of the Karens could of easily started a Women in Sheds group if they wished but no, they had to elbow their way in to a male space because they thought they might be missing out.
There are already plenty of women only walking groups or cycling, swimming, book clubs, sewing, whatever but men for the most part just leave them to it unless its those newfangled ones with a penis and stubble. I think what annoyed me the most was the gloating of Bernie Ecclestone lookalike Brenda in the link. “We put the pressure on to join Men in Sheds” yes and I bet there were plenty of social media mongs with their faux outrage ready to jump all over it if they had told you to piss off.
Brenda needs locking up in a fucking shed.
Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator
Probably have to buy her own shed, if I was involved in something such as Men in sheds and this bollocks happened. I would pack my bags and fuck off somewhere else. She could be a woman in a shed on her own with the big bastard spiders.
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Bunch of cucks should have told them to fuck off. It’s that simple. Let them bitch and moan for a while. Some new nothing/shit to whinge about would have come along to satisfy their short-attention-span outrage soon enough.
Well done bbc ; another non-story with a sum-total value of nil cluttering up the e-space.
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Brenda can eat shit.
They didnt let her join because she stinks of piss.
Not because shes a woman.
Sheds are mens second homes.
If you dont have a shed by the age of 30 your a failure.
Sorry but its true.
Mine has just had new roofing felt put on and repainted (mint)
But… Being a huge show off im building a second shed.
Thats right.
2 sheds.
Making one from pallets on my allotment.
The previous one was made for the previous owner who was a borderline midget.
This one will have a 7ft door,
And a logburner in it.
And Brenda will be barred.
So run along Brenda you grassing cunt and tell them that.
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You are not Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson are you?**
(** Monty Python God knows how many years ago)
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Arthur must be spinning in his grave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA
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WC@
I dream of three sheds.
But dont think being a property mogul would suit me. 😁
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Does having a double garage count?
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I dare say if these “women” are anything like beefy barrel chested Angela Eagle, or Jess Phillips, spit and sawdust personified, or Kim Leadbitter in her dungarees and Y-Fronts, most of them men won’t even notice, especially when Eagle taps the pipe of baccy on the shed roof. Too many mouthy dykes in this country.
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Too early for a relevant link?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zZDJt6tecHk&pp=ygUVbWFuIHN0cm9rZSB3b21hbiBzaGVk
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When Brenda is safely ensconced in aforementioned shed.
Set fire to it 🔥
Women are a fucking nuisance.
My shed is massive 👍
Good afternoon 🌞 👍
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Watch yourself jack, Lucy connolly is still in prison for a comment like that.
You would be better off kicking her in the cunt, that carrys a lesser jail time..
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In the header pic the shedheads pictured all look fairly normal….
Wait.
Ones got dreadlocks and orange socks!
Ive never seen orange socks for sale not that id wear anything so fruity, arent they only issued by the US prison system?
Anyway id not want to work alongside him.
If tattyhead is too lazy to tug a comb through his hair
Hes not exactly going to pull his weight at work.
Best a accident with a power tool.
A drill accidently wrapping itself into his mattered thatch and having to be painful cut free should work fine.
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Only a dark key or a gibbering, gurning gargoyle would fuck Brenda.
Fuck Off.
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Brenda the offender looks a bit like Jim Bowen.
But in a blonde wig.
An shes wearing dungarees.
Sure sign of a fish supper.
Probably there to make something for a Pride event.
Whatever it is itll be badly constructed.
Screws sticking out at angles, splinters and bits sellotaped on.
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Thats probably why she was thrown out of the WI.
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They threw her out because she didn’t make any jam.
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Probably prefers crab paste.
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That will explain why the EU tried to stop them reusing the jars.
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The BBC distinguishing themselves once more with their reporting of issues of vital national importance. However, I see a touch of the old ‘boys will be girls and girls will be boys’ going on here:
Brenda = Fred Dibnah
Karen = John Sergeant
The clue’s in the fact that they both stand to pee.
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I’ve had one for over 12 years by the sea. They might call them Beach Huts, but its just the same. I invite friends round for chitchats and admire the views.
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This has the potential to become a National Crisis.
Therefore it must be nipped in bud immediately.
Solve this emergency by renaming “Men in Sheds” as “Men in Mosques”.
Job done,Rule Brittania.
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Good point Unk. The men could ban women and rename it “Men Only in Sheds.” If anyone objects just refer them to how that ubiquitous cult Islam operates.
For most of my life I’ve been the only man in an otherwise all-female household. I’ve never had a shed. I wonder if I’m missing out.
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Not really, if there is something on her tiny mind she will come and annoy you. I told her indoors many times if I’m in the shed and the door is locked, FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. Oh no she has to come and knock on the door and ask what was wrong.
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Brenda wouldn’t want to join a Men in Sheds group in Wiltshire..
She’d be considered Hot Tottie 💪💋❤️
And ræped to fuck. 💪💪💪
Get To Fuck
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If she was to see all the delights in my shed, she’d be frothing at the gash.
Until she realised she was standing on the cargo lift.
Then her excite would turn to terror as she descended into my love dungeon.
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Keep all the whips and chains in there Thomas, and tell her you use Swarfega as lube – treat em mean and keep em clean, as the saying goes. Any woman coming into my shed would face an aging Black and Decker, plus a stock of films of an adult nature destined for vicars and MPs throughout the country.
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Keen not clean and sorry I accidentally just pressed the like button by mistake. I was carried away thinking of how I would anoint Lisa Nandy’s great knockers, I am a filthy old cunt as you all know.
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Marie Curie just happened to come across radium & polonium, while nosing around in her old mans shed, somewhere in Poland, back in 1910.
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Nah, that was Marie Antoinette.
Says you know who.
Or was it Marie Osmond?
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I haven’t got a shed…so Brenda can build me one if she’s got that much spare time, and to keep her extra busy I’d want it opulently rigged out with the finest furnishings 👷♀️…of course I’ll be on hand as the supervisor to make sure Brenda doesn’t go off on a chinwag over the garden fence ala Les Dawson style …men in sheds/wives in beds 😵💫
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Brenda seem blissfully unaware that many men want to hole up and isolate in a shed because they are utterly fucking sick and tired of relentless, thought-free, belligerent yap from cunts like Brenda.
You can bet that the type of women campaigning not to be left out, like Brenda, are precisely the type of nasty, venomous cunt that make their husband’s lives a living hell.
Fuck off and piss up a garden fork.
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Fucking right PM, and good afternoon.
Back when Mrs. Cunt Engine wasn’t dismembered and buried in the woods, I used to have a nice sturdy lock on both the inside and outside of my garage and shed.
And a telly, radio and little fridge in there too whilst I tinkered with all manner of mechanical shite…heaven!
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My missus has never been in my shed.
Its none of her business.
Its full of mysterious implements for arcane uses,
And none of her fuckin business.
If i caught her in there id be livid.
And piss in her perfume.
Luckily theres spiders.
That keeps away women and the gays. 🕸️🕷️
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That wimminz end of the shed looks a real mess. Has the ceiling just collapsed? They really don’t look geared up for any of that handcraft stuff in front of them. Needlework, or cookery would have been a bit more organised, surely?
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Brenda is dumb and stupid.
While a man has a shed to escape to, he isn’t next door but one tickling that Sandras tonsils from the inside with his dibber.
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Her Ladyship keeps well clear of my shed J.P. The last time she slipped, then fell & ended up with a ladder in her stockings.
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And so she should, mi’Lord.
I just make sure mine has plenty of spiders in it.
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Brenda deserves the steamroller treatment.Wench.
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What the fucking hell is that mess in front of that Karen Armes bench?
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Clusterfuck is on the tip of my tongue.
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At least they started their own dull womens club on faceache
So it can be done when they put their pretty little minds to it
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If your poor or led a deprived life dont be tempted to buy a shed from B&Q
Theyre shite.
Match wood.
And once delivered something will be missing.
Guarantee it.
If your a shed virgin dipping your toes for the first time,
Either pay for someone to make you one., or.. If your capablr build your own.
Dont bother with planning permission or any of that bollocks.
Just build the fucker.
Ps
Remember youll need brewing facilities, a cuppa in your shed is a simple pleasure.
A little heater and old school whistling kettle.
Magical. 👍
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I think its a rite of passage as a young lad to go into your grandads shed. Especially if he is into metal working or wood working and there is always something interesting on the go and dangerous looking tools where he will say “hold that for me lad”. It can spark a lifetimes passion inside of you, more than any classroom could.
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My grandad didnt have a shed as such but did have greenhouses, pigeon lofts and a garage.
The garage had a massive amount of rusting sharp metal inside,
Ideal for kids to be impaled, sliced and stabbed by.
But amongst it was a carousel horse, a WW2 motorbike and side car and a Ww2 car with a machine gun mount.
Obviously me and my cousin’s were drawn to it.
But the pigeon lofts were a nightmare.
Pigeons are filthy cunts.
If you ever had to go inside youd be glad to get out.
Awful.
Dont get blokes into racing Pigeons much now?
Was a big thing years ago.
Blokes would come from all over to visit my grandad and buy from him and ask advice.
So must of been good at it?
I hate fuckin Pigeons
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Sounds great LL.
My grandad had a shed. Sadly he never did fuck all in it all day but sit drinking tea and studying the racing pages.
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My grandad’s “other shed” was an outside bog. No flush, just a bucket, & a newspaper held up with string to wipe your arse on.
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It was certainly quality, just like my dads cedar wood model. Between them they had notched up a lot of years.
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I thought you meant a gin distillery MNC.
Only a matter of time, when alcohol is banned to appease our friendly new neighbours
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My first shed was an ex-works canteen from a pit that was shut down.
The thing was huge, but me and family cut it down, used the best bits and built a magnificent edifice, about 12 by 20.
More than enough room for the gardening stuff, tools, etc.
Two very comfy folding armchairs, had power, so heater and mashing tackle.
A shed is a mans kingdom. Women should shell out for one of them poncy “gardenroom/home office” thingies.
Or a yurt.
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Ever seen them hobbit chalets JP?
People pay to stay in them.
Missus Miserable likes them.
They have them on the campsite in Hayfield where Jack and Ethel stay.
Goldmine if you own a few.
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Are they them half hoop things, like a traditional gaily painted caravan without the wheels?
And the horse. And the wizened walnut of a woman trying to sell you lucky white Heather?
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Was your grandad Jack Duckworth?
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Jack Duckworth used to live not far from me LL.
Hed drink in the local pubs.
Everybody liked him.
Never heard anyone say owt bad about him.
Rare for someone famous.
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I met Liz Dawn a few times, when I worked at the Manchester College of Arts and Technology. Granada TV was next door to it.
She was a great lady. Sound as a pound.
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If Brenda had longer hair she’d be welcome in my shed.
I’d show her how to use my pillar drill and watch with great satisfaction as her hair got tangled in the chuck and rapidly dragged her face towards the spinning 12mm bit.
My satisfaction would reach orgasmic proportions as she fumbled for the emergency stop button that doesn’t work, and I point to the mains switch which is just out of arms length.
Alas, she’s a short haired munter, so all this is fantasy.
She can fuck right off!
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Women can never seem to resist trying to muscle in on men’s spaces, while squawking like fuck if the opposite occurs.
Afternoon all.
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Trannys in sheds. They could do their nails, landscape their facial hair, bitch about each others wigs. And generally contribute fuck all to anything
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Actually, Brenda could redeem herself.
Seeing as she and her wimminz friends have such a hang up about men only things, perhaps they could play ‘hospitals’ and carry out pretend prostate examinations on each other.
Meanwhile a helpful bloke could give advice like ‘frig her clit if she experiences discomfort’.
I’d better stop there. I’ve got a semi on the go.
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Tony Donovan in the article looks like some sort of crooked antiques dealer out of Lovejoy. Trying to steal a priceless piece of Mouseman furniture.
Better know by his alias – Ruff Tuff Creampuff.
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Here’s a bird who can be held in high esteem…a bird using a lathe!
https://youtu.be/oJ48N_7E0qo?feature=shared
Good for her.
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I got bored after a minute or two Thomas,
But how do you know its a woman?
Only see the hands!
As for the voice it might be one of those blokes with funny chromosomes and low testosterone.
Like Emlyn Hughes.
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A woman using a lathe is mentioned in the bible.
It doesn’t end well.
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I dont know its quite nice having a woman in a shed, my buxom beauty and i have a 1971 mini which she adores, and for her birthday last month she wanted an italian job triple spot lamp bar which she helped fit, she is quite useful with a tool, fnarr fnarr.
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Why do I get the feeling that Brenda has a shed full of huge black dildos?
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Evening Odin.
You mean like this pic I took of my parents’ bedroom cupboard in 1980?
https://images.app.goo.gl/GEAoS
Safe pic.
I used to wonder why my Dad occasionally grimaced as he sat down.
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It’s the order and organisation that I admire. 😁
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Make your minds up ladies, you moan like fuck when men want to join in with your sports, most of you weren’t keen when men started using your changing rooms and toilets, the majority of men actually supported you for fucks sake.
But here we are, men want to get together and be men and you can’t bear it.
Sheds have traditionally been a safe space for men, a place to tinker, a place to keep the wank mag collection, a place where men could escape the nagging harpy that arrived shortly after the wedding.
Men and women need time away from each other, you’ve taken away sex, you’ve taken away the choice of holiday destination, you’ve forbidden alcohol and now the come for the sanctuary of the shed.
It will end in tears.
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Why do I have a feeling that in six months time brenda and a few other daft mares will be all on their own, after all the blokes decide to pack it in.
Then the disruptive cunts will find something else to ruin..
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