Just witnessed this advert.
What the actual fuck..
People spraying their bollocks, arsehole’s and feet to mask their revolting odour.
God knows who they are aiming this product at.
Lazy, smelly cuts who can’t be bothered to wash or shower.
Are our streets and public spaces to be filled with vermin spraying their never regions for all to see.
Five pounds a can with the promise of 72 hour protection..
Personally anyone in this country who doesn’t shower in 72 hours should be shot on sight.
So fuck off Lynx, stop enabling stinky people.
Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt
Judging by the nom pic, it’d be good if the spray contained concentrated sodium hydroxide to painfully dissolve their darkıe-producing genitals and save the world from yet more ‘touch of the tar brush’ folk.
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Two house bricks does the same job.
It doesn’t hurt, as long as you don’t catch your thumb. 😁
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To truly appreciate how fucking disgusting this 72 hour masking spray is, you have to consider the lack of bidets in the UK along with an individuals arse dynamics.
Almost everyone will shit at least once a day.
They will attempt to clean their arses with bog paper.
The results will be disappointing for the most part.
A liberal dose of this ‘anti stink’ spray could be applied, but that would only mask the pong.
The badly wiped arse would remain.
The next day would be the same routine.
2 day’s of filth.
On the third day (72 hours after showering), the offending bum hole would have been sprayed at least 3 times.
That’s three days of accumulated clag, clinkers and wignuts.
I hope that you enjoy your breakfast.
Good morning everyone.
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Artful @. Sound analysis there, young man👍
Now get out on those mean streets and get some wallets, snuff boxes and silk hankies.
You’ve got to pick a pocket or two you know.
Times are hard.
Good morning 👍
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I’m lucky if I shit once every 3days☹️
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This brings to mind something I read in Viz many years ago.
“Marley Arse”
Anal dreadlocks.
Tagnuts that have gone to pot.
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I’ve sent a can to Angie Baby.
Sitting in a pool of your own yeast in the HOC, on a hot day must produce a terrific pong.
I feel sorry for the cleaners 😔
Oh the humanity !
Get To Fuck.
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Morning Jack/all.
Even though she’s a ginge, Ange at least has relative youth on her side….imagine the stubbornly long-standing, peculiar deposits currently adoring Diane Abbott’s leopard-patterned g-string.
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Morning Thomas 👍
Ive just killed a rat this morning.
You can have it if you want?
Sex toy, or make a chillum or bong out of it!
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I appreciate the offer, MNC and good morning.
However, as far as the guests in my love dungeon are concerned, how am I going to scare them by dropping a dead rat through the ceiling hatch?
No, I need live ones (on amphetamines) to chase them round the cells until they both drop from from exhaustion.
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Thomas @. My guess is her nether regions are rich in biodiversity.
Lynx just wouldn’t cut the mustard.
Some chemical cocktail, containing DDT, Agent Orange and PCB’s would have to be administered.
By drone, for safety reasons 😁
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Our Angie certainly has the Stynx effect.
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Why do parking stanleys smell? So blind people can hate them too.
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I don’t know.
Because most of them do. The ones who clog up our hospitals for free treatment are filth. And that’s before the dirty bastards drop a shit.
Also, the amount of elderly Pakis who have lived here for decades yet don’t know – or claim to don’t know – any English is staggering. There is bloody loads of them.
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It appears to be in a hot area the jungle, where the lynx cat originates from. Plus the natives seem to be wearing some kind of modern day clothing and pouring something on themselves.
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Ive got a couple of cans of Lynx in my workbag😅
In summer your tshirts rot you sweat that much working.
Didn’t pay a fiver though!!
Im a sweaty cunt not fuckin simple.
I smell amazing.
Ltnx africa is what James Bond wears.
And tennis socks off the market
3pair for £2.
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Even worse is having to witness it. A guy got on the bus and proceeded to spray himself all over. I’m not sure what was worse, the BO, or the Lynx..
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The crotch is the sweatiest part of a mans body.
My knackers are dripping on a summers day.
Youd think that Elon musk would invent something for it rather than fuckin about with rocketships?
Like a magic tree airfreshener that fits in your undercrackers?
I might see if Michelle Mone is interested in my idea…
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That’s right Mis, I referrer to my sweaty bollocks in summertime, to be like two drowned kittens.
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One of Mr.Garrisons greatest rants included him telling someone that they have (and I quote) …’vinegary balls’ …
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I bet there are several members of the current Cabinet that use this bollock spray, however I bet Kweer hopes that Rachel From Accounts doesn’t – it will spoil his pleasure when he sniffs her sweaty bicycle seat, not having that arsy smell.
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Let’s not beat about the Bush,this product is the direct result of the Wőg-anisation of our country.
It’s the perfume equivalent of “just eat”,Turkish barbers and the ghettos of such verminous foreign dung in Birmingham and Bradford.
Immediate Pears Soap Oven.
Fucking dirty cunts.
Good morning.
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Yes, Terry. Pears Soap is the only cleanser for me. When it spells “ear” then its time to buy more.
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When I was younger no cool chap-around-town would go anywhere without a dab or two of Brut.
It wasn’t splashed all over in ‘Our Henry’ fashion, just a small amount would do.
We used to nick it from Woolworths.
Wearing a nicely ironed Ben Sherman (white, obviously), a pair of Levis and black brogues we would turn up at the Youth Club or at whatever pub would serve underage drinkers.
The girls were attracted to Brut.
They would be like moths around a light bulb.
Invariably we would get tops and fingers out in the car park or behind some bins.
Happy days indeed.
This Lynx stuff is sending all the wrong messages.
One whiff of it and your intended female target would know that you are a stinking fucker, just trying to hide your rancid smell.
They don’t tell you that on the ad.
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Good morning AC,
I still use Brut deodorant. Either that or Tabac. Understated masculine fragrances, not like the cloying, over-perfumed Lynx that has you smelling like a whore’s windowbox. My lad likes his Brut too – 11 years old and already started puberty.
Spraying deodorant around a festering pair of nads or arsecrack. I think they call that a Dundee Shower in some parts.
The Lynx ad of that girl in the cinema attempting to sniff that guy’s arsehole is utterly fucking revolting.
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And the guy sniffing the basketball players nads.
Awful.
I see that the advert is a little different now.
“For the places where you smell” was in the original, it’s edited out now.
Did anyone ever give you a bottle of Hai Karate for a present instead of Brut?
Tight fisted bastards.
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Brut or Blue Stratos here.
A bit of Old Spice was OK too.
Lynx is shit.
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Rather have a 💩 arse and smelly bollox than that over hyped lynx fly spray 🪰….
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OT but if I ever come across a “Dormeo mattress topper” I am going to drop my pants and do an enormous turd on it.
That is all.
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@Spank I have one and it is truly awful. 200 quid and my bank account got hacked at the same time😡
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Agreed and carried SMS, we had one and even our faithful springer looked at it and then us with that remove that bollocks off of my bed that you fuckers share, with me.
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I prefer to wallow in my own body smells. The only part of the body I do wash is the arsehole after a good shite. I found that out during my younger days when having to suffer with a stinging ring piece and having to walk like a robot. Ever since its been the bidet for me. I’ve also preferred my partner to do the same. There’s nothing nicer than to munch on the natural aroma of a ladies minge especially when in full arousal. I can be down there for ages without coming up for air.
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Remember ladies to keep the minge area free of unwanted sprays if you want the love of your life to enjoy themselves besides yourself.
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Smelly arse, balls and feet, why wash when you can spray, great advert for the world of today 😂
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Exactly Soi. Never wear perfume. We have showers in our house.
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There is an advert on TV at the moment for an all-over deodorant – I don’t think it’s the one nominated, but this advert gets right on my fucking tripe….featuring a series of visually unrewarding people stamping about in underwear and headings like “Tatas”…”Balls” etc being shouted out. It’s a pity that Barry ” Psillit Bang” Scott is no longer around to do the voiceover, it would have been much funnier.
It is really for morbidly obese people to spray in their folds of flesh, to keep the cheesy smell and fungus at bay. Either that or it is for those who simply don’t bother to wash.
I thought adverts were meant to be aspirational, to encourage the viewer to buy the product, but strangely I did not get any urges to put on eight stone and stop washing. Or dance about in my underwear with an odd assortment of munters.
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The reason why black cunts need a can of disguising ponging shite, is because of their hairy watch-springs cling on to sweat longer.
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I use those cleansing wipes, saves having to waste water. I can have a good wash being fully clothed. Remember face first, then the toilet areas last.
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Left hand for cleaning the ass. Right for eating food.
Or is it the other way around?
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Sammy, when first marketed, so called cleansing wipes where sold as a
“Shower in a sachet!”
Ermm! Well, no, OK for sticky fingers after eating a donut, but personal body freshness?
Morning shower, teeth brush, clean clothes every day.
Easy.
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I see we have more in common than just the both of us being skinny little runts Jeezum.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM&t=23s
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Lynx are simply following the market trend. As our country is speedily taken over by camel drivers and followers of the Prophet with dubious to non- existent personal hygiene, the market for a sweaty bollox and smelly ass spray is massive. The share price of Lynx is going to go through the roof. I’m about to call my stockbroker.
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There is a tv advert about this product which shows a man progressing along a row of cinema seats, passes a young lady who immediately sniffs his arse then follows him sniffing his arse along the row. Sweaty bollocks, rancid arseholes, disco minge soap and water lot cheaper. I can understand the desire to save on the cost of water bills but these fucking adverts are beyond the pale.
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Tasteful BB. Very tasteful.
Morning all.
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Somebody got me a Lynx set for Christmas. So, I tried it last week.
Fucking Hell, it nearly burned my armpits off. My grandad didn’t get powder like that when he was demobbed.🔥😲
And, that’s what it is. Corrosive powder in an aerosol. Absolute crap.
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I actually chucked another Lynx set I got another Christmas.
This was because that cunt Anthony Joshua was on it.
Not in my house.
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On the subject of overpriced spray…
That Raid fly spray. Nearly a fiver for one bloody can.
Sod that. So, I got a can of that Tox fly killer from the local corner shop for £1.99.
Tox is chinese (I think). It’s nasty stuff and it does kill the little bastards.🪰❌☠️
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It’s the fucking Indians that stink the worst around here! Every Sunday the stinking cunts get on the MRT to go and bang the Filipino whores down at Lucky Plaza, and I mean they fucking reek to high Heaven. How the fuck they think they are attractive to wimminz of the opposite sec is quite frankly beyond me! It’s no wonder they cover themselves with cow shit when they are back home! Sticking dirty rotten cunts!
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It’s the fucking Indians that stink the worst around here! Every Sunday the stinking cunts get on the MRT to go and bang the Filipino whores down at Lucky Plaza, and I mean they fucking reek to high Heaven. How the fuck they think they are attractive to wimminz of the opposite sex is quite frankly beyond me! It’s no wonder they cover themselves with cow shit when they are back home! Sticking dirty rotten cunts!
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