OK…For the record I don’t watch this kind of brainless Saturday evening tv fodder for the hard of thinking but I was at my PC coming up to 1am just finishing another bottle of decent red before logging off (not a euphemism in this scenario) and had one last check on the days news on the BBC website and came across this announcement:
Now, I don’t know what the odds are for the 4 finalists to fill the BBC box ticking categories, but if it were a ‘genuine’ result then they are pretty long odds. However, by complete skill, luck, or deliberate internal manipulation (you decide) we have ended up with the 4 finalists who consist of a Blick male, a butch tattooed lesbian, a female raggy, and a white male. (I cannot suggest one or more of these 4 have a disability either, but cynical me, suggests there’s enough boxes ticked there already)
For me, this is the issue with media, and in particular tv today. I have zero confidence that any results like this nom are genuine because it is simply too coincidental that you would randomly have such a spread of what we have that the BBC (and others) are so desperate to promote to the UK tv viewing public.
I took one look at that pic in my nom and thought… it’s all a fix. Not that I’m worried as I don’t watch it, but I am more worried about this social engineering and brainwashing of gullible cunts who do.
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
Genuinely thought it was 3 dudes ’til I read the text.
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When ‘Wolf’ from the original Gladiators somehow let his agent book him on Shooting Stars, Bob Mortimer asked him “When you were a puppy did you used to poo in your dad’s slippers?”
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Its what my wife told here friends. I’m glad he ate us on our first date.
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No Chînksta
No Ukrainian
No Wefugeee
No mîdget
No Muslamic terrorîst
What a disgrace.
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Afternoon CM/all.
Mıdget / đwārf Gladiators would be absolutely brilliant.
Their stumpy little legs failing to propel them up the Travelator would be hilarious!
And the little diddy Gladiators would be great too…names like Captain Cripple and the Deacon Devastator would be entirely appropriate.
The audience would be as colossal as their Rocky Dennis-esque foreheads.
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Put one in a giant cage with a Doberman and the mîdget has to mount then ride it like a horse.
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Don’t mention midjits mounting dogs and riding them like horses to Tommy CM, you know what he’s like.
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Fucking hell. Look at the nom pic.
Who is this shit aimed at???
And people who watch YouTube videos about ancient aliens and bigfoot are considered ‘odd’. Based on the above, I’d offer they are actually the sane ones.
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Television isn’t there to entertain, it’s there to normalise abnormal cunts by constantly pushing ‘diversity in peopl’s faces.
I ditched the idiot lantern over 25 years ago.
One of my better decisions.
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When that muzzıe bitch has to swing across a pit of some sort, they should replace the trapezey crossbar bit with a gigantic sausage and hopefully she’d to decline to catch it and fall to her deserved death.
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This nonsense has been the norm at the BBC for at least a decade, especially since 2015 when they blatantly fixed it for that mudslime sow to win some ridiculous baking competition.
Why anyone bothers with these idiotic shows is totally beyond me.
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Television is piss-poor Monday to Friday. At weekends it strives to reach the bottom. Gladiators, Strictly, Michael McIntyre? Do fuck off.
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Never heard of this tripe, so I’m assuming those are the four Labour councillors who managed to hang on and keep their noses in the trough yesterday.
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Do the losers get butchered or crucified after the show?
That’s what’s the bbc remake of Ridley Scott’s gladiator would look like, box ticking twats.
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I didn’t even know that this shit still existed. The Circus Maximus for scum.
Mind you, I’d have relished a workout with that Jet back in the day.
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Alright Norman, you’ll like this.
A question on The Chase this week.
‘Which Manchester United player owned a nightclub called ‘Slack Alice’?
A: George Best
B: Denis Law
C: Bobby Charlton
The dickhead playing said Bobby Charlton who thought having another pint of mild was letting his hair down.
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zodiac for me….Sharon davis
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She’s turned lesbian 🤦
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https://metro.co.uk/2023/07/13/gladiators-jet-married-fiance-supermarket-19120208/
Fucking hell.
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Wtf???
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No worries lads, she’s back on the market.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gladiators-jet-seen-first-time-35143488
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That’s funny Liberal.
TV game shows are full of cunts who know jack shit.
I recall one show, where a picture of John Lennon was shown.
When asked who he was, the cunt contestant (about 30 years old) said ‘Harry Potter.’ I mean, bloody hell.
My dad used to go to Slack Alice. There was this great Spanish bloke, Felix, who did all the food and hospitality.
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There are YT vids/compilations of cunts going out on Who Wants to be a Millionaire on the 100 quid (first) question.
I’ll give you this one. If you don’t enjoy watching this smug-faced yank arsehole make a cunt of himself on national T.V., you mustn’t be a true cunter! 90 seconds clip.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L25nR1_EIEs&pp=ygUyd2hvIHdhbnRzIHRvIGJlIGEgbWlsbGlvbmFpcmUgZmlyc3QgcXVlc3Rpb24gd3Jvbmc%3D
The fucking twat!
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Absolutely priceless, CuntemAll!
As soon as he said final, the quarter dropped.
If you look up “regret” in a Websters , there’s a picture of his face.
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The theory is it was when he heard a 200-person collective gasp, was when it hit him.
A Simpson’s-Nelson’s “haw haw” from someone in the audience would have been just perfect after a second or two
..
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Have to wonder if the white male is hiding something, maybe a burning desire for some hot bum action. I mean bbc and no butt ranger? more likely to meet Jesus in Greggs or Mo in a pork butchers.
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An advert if there ever was one for being able to row a dinghy to Kent via the strong currents of the English channel.
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I did unfortunately watch one episode of this shite and can confirm it is totally fixed.
There was a normal bloke competing against an ultra-camp marathon runner who couldn’t knock the skin of a rice pudding.
Every challenge went as follows;
“Normal bloke, you’ll be competing against Brick Shithouse”
“Camp poove, you’ll be taking on the show’s comic relief midget”
Every round.
It is a show by cunts for cunts and I had to include myself for watching, but I did so only to confirm it is rancid.
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Tipping Point is worth a glance – the thickest cunts on earth and at least one of three is an effnic.
Either a large number of effnics apply or there is some sort of discrimination afoot. No, surely not? Perhaps it’s the same demographic that appear in adverts.
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Chuck them in a Roman Gladiator theatre.Add in some lions for fun.Twats.
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Ethnics, butch lesbians and tight spandex outfits sounds like the Labour Party conference guest list.
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I remember Jet from the 90’s in the original Gladiators TV series.
As referee John Anderson used to say, “teenage boys pillow on crotch, ready! Gladiator, ready!”.
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Never seen this show. Don’t know if this is a fix but it smacks of one for sure.
Afternoon all.
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Load of shite.
Not one death ever.
Bring forth the midgets.
Now set a pack of Jack Russell’s on em.
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Maybe they could bring in Noel Edmonds as a guest host for a few episodes … ☠️
Aftershow knees-up at Barrymores, then, if all else fails …
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Full lubbocking
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The nomination illustration looks like a television advertisement for…
Anything,no doubt they’d all be living together in a mansion whilst ordering their dinner from amazon,washing their hair in timotei and driving a French electric car,always smiling and carefree.
Fucking BBC Gladiators?
Excellent,put Mayor Khan in the arena against a brown bear and Starmer pitched against a trio of convicted raghead terrorists..fuck it,put the entire personnel of the BBC in against a division of “asylum seekers”,winner gets to stay in a 5 star hotel for life with a tax free income included……
Oh,wait..
CUNTS.
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Television, a wonderful “white man’s” invention.
Ruined by money grubbing advertising wokerati and the BBC.
CUNTS…!
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Love television me.
It’s been like a parent to me.
Best teacher I’ve ever had.
I wouldn’t be the foremost academic and intellectual I am now without it.
Don’t watch Gladiators though.
I’m not a mong.
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We’ve got a wealth of TV classics in the Norman household.
A huge fuck off wall full of DVDs, box sets and Blu-Rays.
We never watch anything on the telly now as broadcast.
We told them to stick the license up their arses.
Recent old shows watched here:
Kojak.
Monkey.
Ashes To Ashes.
Harry’s Game.
Till Death Us Do Part.
Budgie.
And that all time masterpiece, The World At War.
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Only modern show I watch,
Detectorists.
Every Sunday, Out of Town with Jack Hargreaves.
That theme tune,
With the heavy horses ploughing,
Feel my blood pressure drop.
https://youtu.be/Q9um3r4hpGQ?si=6IT0LLrtFX2KWvo0
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Trying to work out what the lesbians tattoo is? Looks like a woodlouse in someone’s salad.
“Waiter Waiter”
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I’m off down the bookies. Bung it all on the muzzie cunt. It’s the BBC don’t forget
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