Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers


These two utter cunts are pleading not guilty of felling the Sycamore Gap Tree next to Hadrian’s Wall.

Despite accurate metadata on video found and them sharing bragging rights about it on social media they plead not guilty.

Whoever did this are utter cunts and if jailed should have a similar fate.

Cunts. Ideally Terry’s oven fuelled by the remains of said tree.

The Independent.

Nominated by : MiddleEngland

29 thoughts on “Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers

  1. Pair of pikey cunts – history of planning law violations, intimidating neighbours and no doubt shoddy building work. Probably fly tipping as well.

    D’ya like dags?

  2. The significance of this atrocity and the age of the tree, this pair of cunts should go down for a very long time.

  3. Fucking brain dead mud rats. The type who would put a digger bucket through a HV cable for shits and giggles.

    Cunts.

    • Way back in the mists of time Paul, i.e. the early eighties, I was working on site in the old Queen Elizabeth hospital in Brum before it was replaced by the shiny new one you see on the telly. They had a primitive network with terminals the size of a domestic fridge scattered around the site which communicated over twisted pairs. A paddy on site during building work put the digger bucket through a buried cable carrying fifty twisted pairs. Seeing what he had done he did no more than attach the ragged ends of the cable to the digger and then pull a foot of cable out each side with the intention of joining them back together. Thus he turned a big problem into a total fucking catastrophe.

  4. Total cunts.

    The best punishment would be a type of banishment..

    Confiscate all their possessions, identity documents and delete their data permanently from all databases for life,make them “non persons”,unable to claim anything from anyone.

    Cast them out,the same for any rotten cunt assisting them.

    Do this whilst a new tree grows in place of the old.

    Then hang them from it.

    Good morning.

    • After pissing myself laughing at your suggestions, Unkle Terry, I thought of hurrying it up with seeds from Jack and the Beanstalk. Then we can all go to the event next week.

    • They are scum, Tez.

      And, of course, when nabbed, the pair of cowards blamed one another for it. Like two schoolkids, when teacher has caught them writing on the desk.

      I would birch the cunts, and then put them in the nick with a huge psychotic black bandit and a years supply of Echo Margarine.

  5. The judge should count the growth rings on the tree, each one should be equivalent to years in pokey for this pair of pikey cunts…💩

  6. This was just spiteful.
    No reasons for it, the tree was a tourist magnet due to the Robin Hood film,
    So brought revenue into the local economy.

    They wont be popular with the locals.

    They were best mates but turned on each other under pressure.

    I hope they both get prison time,
    But have to admit that Graham makes me laugh.

    His range rover was called ‘The Black pig’ – for this id deduct a month off his sentence.

    He also beeped his horn in traffic at his gran and shouted * hey you. Fuck off! ‘
    😂
    2 weeks deducted.

    And when questioned about his friendish said to the prosecution

    ” what are you trying to say?
    That were a pair of poofters?”

    Made me laugh anyway.
    Give him another month off.

  7. These pair of cunts should get a long prison sentence. Unluckily our soft as shit justice system their fate would be a slap on the wrist and 50p in the swear box.

    • The problem with long sentences, which these two cunts obviously deserve, is that they cost this bankrupt country a lot of money. Corporal punishment is the answer and the birch would be especially fitting for these two. It would wipe the smile of their faces.

      Good Morning.

  8. Let the pair sort out their differences in a padded cell, instead of all court room expense. That’s what should be done every time in these cases. Even a paying public event. That way we get to know immediately one way or the other.

    Political corruption should be done the same way and see WanKeir banged up forever.

  9. O/T
    Just a thought, Starmer said he would stop the boats.

    I didn’t think he meant “our fucking boats”..!!

  10. Maybe they we just trying to make the Gap more accessible, I mean that fucking huge tree just got in the way 😳

    There is being a cunt and then there is being a thick cunt, these two fall into the latter, they could have done something useful like swipe the tiles from a mosque roof.

  11. Lucky for them that they’re pıkıes, the only class of honky that gets an easy ride from the judiciary.

  12. I’m still trying to work out exactly why they thought that chopping down the tree was a good idea. Imbecilic behaviour.

    Morning all.

  13. I agree these two are a couple of cunts. however the calls for these two to take up two apparently rare jail places when violent cunts are let out early to make room is a cunting in itself.

    they bear no threat to members of the public, and a fine and suspended sentence to my mind would be the most sensible outcome when the labour government are happy to let out all sorts of unsavoury shit on the streets early, it doesn’t stack up

  14. Despicable pie-key bastard cunts, the pair of them. Sycamore Gap is half an hour down the road from me and, was the place I asked for my ashes to be scattered at. That plan is obviously fucked now.

    What I can’t get my head around, is why? I know their sort are fucking idiots but this just beggars belief. Going not guilty also shows a galactic level of stupidity given the evidence but, at least that means no reduced sentences. One of the cunts had a groundworks business, which will hopefully now go under and, they will both be treated like outcasts by normal people in both Cumbria and Northumberland.

    I just wish that the judge would sentence them to an hour with me, a soldering iron, a hairdryer and a wire jacket, rather than waste taxpayers money on anything as lenient as prison time. I’d have them begging for death inside 2 minutes, the cunts. Alternatively, crucifixion, on crosses of Sycamore, at the scene of the crime, really does give meaning to “let the punishment fit the crime” and would create an interesting new feature in the landscape to replace the tree.

  15. They damaged that Hadrians wall too.
    Hadrians a hairdressers name.

    Typical shoddy Italian work.
    Branch hits it it falls apart.

    Fuckin romans

    • Well, if Hadrian’s Wall is damaged, they can get the treeswingers ro repair it.

      After all, it was them who built it, guarded it and were here first…. Wasn’t it?🤣

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