Here I am, like the most powerful washing powder in the supermarket, flushing out hidden dirt again.
We go all Papal today, as one of the dirty old men who fancied the job was forced to withdraw yesterday – over a minor matter (a criminal conviction).
For an RC he had masses of chutzpah (see what I did there? – masses – cue applause)
It was only because the late Francis (no, missus, don’t laugh), wrote him two letters before his recent death (or the Vatican have a very good forger) that he had the decency to resign from the competition.
By the way the man who should be Pope (Anthony Blair) has finally admitted what we all know already – the Net Zero is a load of bollocks.
Bless you, my sons.
Nominated by : W. C. Boggs
Quote: “Vatican prosecutors in 2021 issued a 487-page indictment accusing Becciu and nine others of numerous financial crimes, including fraud, embezzlement, extortion, corruption, money laundering and abuse of office.”
Surely that would be something you`d put on your CV for this job?
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No Sam, a 487 page indictment of altar boy abuse is what you need.
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Like this…….?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn5ywlxk91yo
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Ah yes, Ampleforth College.
Exclusive Catholic boys school for the privileged.
Fees = £19,000 per term.
Former pupils include:
James O’Brian and
Miles Plastic (formerly of this parish, lol)
Fuck them.
Further reading:
https://www.theguardian.com/education/article/2024/jul/12/ampleforth-inquiry-finds-alleged-serious-abuse-against-pupils-in-last-10-years
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The Catholic Church would be boycotted by Jesus, not my God.
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Why can’t they even get proof of these so-called priests for altering the lives of altar boys lives.
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Looks like Starmer altered 2 boys lives, and they didn’t like it up them.
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Why can’t they even get proof of these so-called priests for altering the lives of altar boys.
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Should have turned the white smoke to a white mushroom cloud for all of that place, would not miss any cunt and the non teen boys of the world would be alot safer
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A native of Sardinia who represented the Vatican in Angola and Cuba. As far as qualifications for being a bent cunt go they’re the diplomatic equivalent of an Oxbridge applicant having a galero-ful of A* exam passes in a range of subjects that doesn’t include the likes Travel and Tourism, General Studies, Sociology etc.
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Angie, Angie.
When will those clouds all disappear?
Angie, Angie
Where will it lead us
From here?
Angelas a girls name.
Just right for priest.
Soft hands see?
All the better for lifting cassocks…
Anyway no great surprises a priest is a criminal.
Especially a eyetie one!
All eyeties are criminals,
Possibly mafioso,
Easily at home selling 99s from the popemobile
Or firing a tommy gun from the back of a cadillac in Chicago
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Admin is so appalled by this man’s behaviour that he posted the nomination 2 hours early.
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“Embezzlement and other finance related charges”.
A bit vague isn’t it?
Money laundering for the Cosa Nostra? Large donation to Reform UK? Long weekend in Vegas snorting coke off the tits of prostitutes dressed as Pope Francis?
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This new king of the pædohs has only had the royal papal hat on for a week and he’s already been cunted. Great work. This site is efficiency itself.
Nonetheless, these poncey pontiffs must be a tad pissed off that the Pakistankis are receiving all the focus for child-fuckíng. Perhaps the new big cheese can re-claim their fiddling status of altering the altar boy.
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