Some buck-tooth’d up-and-coming actress threw a hissy fit because Saturday Night Live did a sketch mocking her grinders. Relax darling, it’s only humour.
Apparently, the sabre-toothed thespian is a northern bird so you’d expect her to be a bit less sensitive. She probably scored the job with a reacharound and half a bag of chips. “Eee, fookin’ vinegaa, ya bastid”. The producer probably turned down a bj after seeing those tin-openers.
Fancy going into the entertainment industry and being so snowflakey.
Chill out, beaver gnashers. You’ll be back on Corrie soon, “Eee, fookin’ ell, ah woz on a yank comeh-dehh show once yur knorr, an’ it were proper bangin”too.”
Nominated by : Captain Magnanimous
There is simply no excuse for any of this.
It should be law that actresses look like this:
https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/salma-hayek-bikini
Please consider the case well and truly Closed.
Good morning.
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Tainted.
Our survey said…. No.
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And she’s almost twice Woodie’s age Unk! Ye gods.
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Morning Unkle, you forgot this………..wish I was a snake
https://youtu.be/DZ5B5FiElYY?si=qRy5u4ug_-HfDLS9
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Ive always judged people on a sense of humour.
Take a joke?
Laugh at yourself?
Then probably well balanced and easy to work alongside.
Can’t take a joke?
Touchy? Easily offended?
We probably arent going to get along
And ill mercilessly rip the piss out of you precious.
Anyway whos that goofy cunt in the header pic?
Dave Hills daughter?
Get yer tits out Bucky Beaver
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She has nothing to worry about – just imagine if Saturday Night LIve knew of the existence of Jess Phillips. “Mr. Phillips” would be outraged on her behalf.
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She should open a business as a foreskin cheese remover 🧀…😩
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Possibly through a tennis racquet, Gelderd-ender.
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Ehh, What’s Up, Love ?
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SNL ‘comedy’ ?
Oxymoron, defined.
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To each their own, and all that, but ..If it pleases the court,
Armstrong/Millers ‘guy self gratifying by looking at a 1960’s tame lingerie catalogue whilst he fucks a watermelon when his wife calls out from downstairs ‘John, where are you? what are you doing? .. President Kennedys just been shot’ ..
Now, *that* was good comedy sketching.
SNL skits look like retarded kids putting on a ‘school play’ type effort, with a studio audience(SNL) that would be better described as a herdience.
Wouldn’t surprise me if there’s a staffer whose job it is to hold up direction cards for the cunts. ‘Applaud’, .. ‘Guffaw’ etc.
Nommed woman? I only hope I can forget (about) her immediately after this few hours today.
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This orthodontalist is from stockport!!
And the same age as my undercrackers.
Probably walked past her at some point?
Probably with her mum being taken to the dentists for her fangs filed down.
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Cut her some slack though folks. Stockport is famous for producing such fragile flowers. Think of IsAC’s own removal man.
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Sweet Angie Rayner
10cc
Martial artist Owen jones
Joannah whalley kilmner
The Blossoms
Geoffrey from Rainbow
Ghost tamperer Yvette Fielding
Will Mellor
Tess Daly
Phil Foden
Phil fodens mam.
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Whenever Joanne Whalley’s name is mentioned Mis, I’m always reminded of when she was playing a leading role in the Alan Bleasdale comedy “No Surrender” broadcast on TV in the mid-eighties and long overdue for a repeat. The point where she is standing face-to-face with Michael Angelis (?) who is expressing his misery because the situation is descending into chaos. I cannot explain how she did it but I knew the very words she was about to say in a sympathetic tone seconds before she did so;
“Do you fancy a fuck?”
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FFS, no wonder society has gone down the shitter, noone has a sense of humour anymore and will rapidly take offence (and go onto social media) about anything these days.
It’s laughable but, there is obviously some dosh to be made from being offended….https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7v7j5gedjo
Maybe we’re missing a trick here?
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Some bloke called me a wanker in the pub the other day, how much is that worth?
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£29k for that Pablo? Fuck me, I’m owed millions!
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Dammit. I have a great dig in the works, re: IsAC’s very own lovable rogue MNC ; to be totally built around the punchline, and a proposed website initiative.
He says he likes a bit of fun further up the thread … but I haven’t got 29K in case he drags me through the courts.
Best safe than sorry. I’m going to leave it.
What?,.. the punchline?
‘Onlyvans’.
(Ayup, MNC! 😀)
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Hehe😁👍
Morning pal!
We cant,
Onlyvans is the name of my naked charity calendar.
November with a firework over my winky
December a Christmas stocking over my modesty
Etc
The charity is for Pantechicon operator’s with suspected long covid😂
Im the treasurer.
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One of those wee Magic Tree air fresheners for January? (hey! 🖕to any piss-taker, ..January’s cold, still!)
I got your back on here, Mis, mate.
For, shall we call it, … a token 5%?
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It’s an American thing, taking the piss out of Brits’ teeth. They think our orthodontists live in caves. In truth, they have a point. Most Yanks’ teeth are as straight as a Roman road, and liable to cause snow blindness. Unless they vote for Trump, obvs.
Good morning, everyone.
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She stilll has two holes and two hands to get her through some b grade television
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Ken Dodd’s granddaughter.
She should read the Captain’s nomination. She’d feel a lot better about herself.
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I guess this means observational comedy is dead. That funny wireless cunt of yesteryear, Al Reed, would find it tough in the 21st Century.
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Apologies to Al for misspelling his name. RIP Mr Read.
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He married vera wright.
She took the double barrell name
Mrs V. Read wright.
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https://youtu.be/I3l3CuRtkbY?si=kTVOAD8mGOXO5jUl
The way it should be done.
And Street Porter’s Spitting Image counterpart was fucking grotesque.
That aside, doesn’t anyone else find young Aimee strangely appealing?
At least her choppers are uniform and clean, unlike Jess Phillips.
And she has a decent little body.
I believe I Wood.
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Definitely, she looks great.
She wouldn’t need to say ‘get it up doc’, it would already be there
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By Jove.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=aimee+lou+wood+sex+education&&view=detail&mid=6AD458F6E9F46F1747896AD458F6E9F46F174789&&mmscn=vidadt&FORM=VRDGAR
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‘Everything you need to know about Aimee Lou Wood’, the host says … she’s overshooting by a fair margin. With me, anyways. Name, and that she exists is more than I’ll need to get me through this life …
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