Good news. From tomorrow we’ll be back to two noms per day for a while. Thank you for the recent uptick in nominations. Keep it up – NA.
A cunting required for the scourge of unfunny comedians these days, there isn’t a link due to this being of my opinion [twisted as it is].
Red nose week coming up, where the unfunniest so called comedians try to separate us from our cash, it will be like watching cars rust. Then there are unfunny cunts like Rosie Jones, Amy Schumer and the unfunniest cunt of them all Katherine fucking Ryan, who the fuck wants to see her and her family making cunts of themselves, they all seem to need to bring in the family these days, must be for comedic support [god knows they need it], then there are new comedy shows like —The Last one to laugh—- I strongly suspect the last one to laugh will be me, the couple who recently got divorced [ funniest thing they ever did in my opinion], cunts one and all.
The list of these fuckers is endless, ugly bespeckled lesbians, tikkitackies with wonky eyes, that fuck monkey with lots of teeth not fucking funny on any level. Good comedians too scared to say something funny to avoid the dole queue, when exactly did this country get to this state?
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Has to be nosh Cumin, who I imagine stinks as well as being total talentless.
The man so unfunny he made the bread rolls thrown at him stale at a charity event.
Paķìs are only funny when they are driving packed buses into ravines.
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Lenny Henry. About as funny as a burning orphanage.
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They’re all student types,
Scared to upset or say anything controversial.
I’ve not seen a funny comedian in years.
To be naturally funny you have to be fat Northern and a smoker.
And wear a bow tie.
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The most recent comedian I found funny with clips on utube, then a near full hour, was Jeff Innocent. Looks like Middle Aged Racist Granddad, he calls himself, Smart Casual.
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Anthony Jeselnik is quite good. On one of the conedy roasts, he upset the blacks by saying their fingers looked like they’d been in a fire.
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Ricky Gervais is funny
, and doesn’t take No for a answer Russell Brand made me laugh a few times.
To back this statement up I was going to post a clip of Russell being funny but it appears he’s had most of his material removed from YouTube in light of recent accusations.
And hes been dropped as the new host for Blind Date🤢
Norra lorra laughs chuck
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It’s not raype, it’s a struggle snuggle.
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Seeing Gervais this year at the London palladium. Looking forward to it…..he doesn’t give a fuck…and intelligent with it.
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I agree with Sam, that Rosie Jones isn’t funny, only her walk on and walk off are and give me a stiffy into the bargain.
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Rosie Jones…….I mean fucking hell.
A comedian needs to be quick and punchy with the jokes…..Jones takes three days to get to any punchline and by that time you’ve either got the punchline yourself or you’ve lost interest. Oh, and of course…..they jokes have to be funny- which they’re not.
It’s almost like Jones has thought of the most inappropriate career for her disability…..and knowing nowadays people aren’t allowed to criticise ANYONE she can get away with it.
She’s like the emperors new clothes.
Cunt
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IMO, worst comedy act is Reeves & Starmer.
They make Michael McIntyre look like comedy gold.
Duck Donald ain’t no slouch neither.
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Bob Mortimer is someone I find naturally funny.
Same with Billy connelly.
And love him or loathe him you have to admit Donald Trump can be funny.
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He certainly brought the house down with his ‘tariffs’ joke.
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Donnie’s “they’re eating the pets” routine was hilarious.
As was his recent skit around the word “groceries”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb7QoJXJX4c
The delivery is masterful! 🤣
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I agree – Starmo, the white faced clown is long past his least worst. Rachel will never be as good as Irene Handl and as for Pat McFadden – his Uncle Fester is not nearly so good as Al Lewis’s was
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Any ‘comedian’ on the box is, by definition, not funny.
Taking the piss out of any demographic other than straight, white males is forbidden lest someone takes offence. Which undoubtedly someone will, followed by a confected social media shitstorm and the end of the comedian’s career.
IsAC’s the only thing I get a laugh out of these days.
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Unfunny….got to be McIntyre 🤮
then Kumar who needs booking for the local Alabama KKK 🥳…I find Andrew Lawrence very topical with his skits on u tube, very witty and dry 🤣….one of the best I ever saw live was bob monkhouse as blue as you could get, and good old Bernard M at his club like walking into a 🕷️🕸️ …if you wanted a piss and you were near the front, well good luck 😩
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Nah, the unfunniest has to be Alexei Sayle one of the original alternative comedians (alternative meaning not in the slightest bit funny).
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Not sure he’s so funny, but was very talented and thought provoking – George Carling.
I personally find Bill Burr (pre-miscegenation) amusing, lost it now though.
Tommy Tiernan is hilarious.
That fat fuck James Corden should be sued under the trades description act, never even been remotely amusedhy him, except when I thought he might die in a parachute jump with Tom Cruise.
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Alexei Sayle has a programme on the radio where he has taken to talking to people on trains about their life stories etc. I use trains quite often and really hope I encounter him one day, so I can loudly tell the potato headed fat communist cunt to fuck off and stop bothering me, pervert.
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I was proud as punch having myself taken the piss out of by Bernard Manning at the Embassy Club, on a works night out, even more so when my colleagues gave him my name to shout out. Had a chat with him at the bar about football during the interval.
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Top bloke, DGAF, dead funny, not nasty, just funny.
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Bob Monkhouse when he wasn’t restrained by being on the telly was a funny guy.
Jimmy Tarbuck was too.
Don’t know if he is dead yet.
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Peter Pisspot the cop is fantastic
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https://youtu.be/Cl02N8SqkBY?si=6yX-TPCiOvZ_w_yx
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Sarah Millicent. ’nuff said 🤮
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should say millicunt fucks sake.
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Prolly Milligan would do Jill 😁
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..just thinks she’s funny for being ugly and fat and the love child of Alan Carr.
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Live at the Apollo. Dear god is it possible to be less funny? The last fucker I recall actually being funny was Micky Flanagan who has disappeared.
Manning would eat the fuckers.
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Reginald d hunter is very funny, when he appeared on it, he says the ni@@er word quite a few times being an American from the south he makes it more original, and he doesn’t give a fuck
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https://youtu.be/Oce28VRfY7k?si=OJHjhAVK32yD6dD_ here he is
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Live at the Apollo did an all female show once featuring the likes of Shappi Khorsandi, Sarah Millican, Sara Pascoe, Andi Osho, Katherine Ryan, Roisin Conaty, Ellie Taylor, Lucy Porter and Michelle Wolf. All had previously been seen on TV filling quota spots on panel shows such as Have I Got News For You, Mock the Week and 8 Out of 10 Cats. It sure didn’t come less funny than an hour or so of that tripe. At least they got all the unfunny women for that series out of the way in one go.
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Something that was funny that I’m surprised I never saw mentioned(fondly) ever on IsAC
I’ll do a quote, see what’s what with it …
“My bloody fucking name is Vim bloody fucking Fuego bloody fucking…
…and I’m the bloody fucking spunk all over your face guitarist. Spunk, bloody,
fucking”.
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Call me Lionel & tell me you’ll name that tune in one, anybody?
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Ade Edmondson – Bad News.
Styled on Sigue Sigue Sputnik if I recall correctly.
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Soooo close… Ade WAS Vim, … but in that segment (‘introducing the band’) .. that was Colin (Rik Mayall) .. belittling Vim and his swearing…
Just prior. Vim had said ‘My name is Colin Gregson hoity toity fucking hoit’ …
Bad News, the band, the album. They even got a slot at Reading on the back of it … Nigel Planer was in the band too. So 3 of the 4 Young Ones ….
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Bad News was inspired by Spinal Tap.
Ace fucking film!
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They got bottled off the stage at monsters of rock
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You can hear it in the bootleg, Chris … instead of one line from whatever song Edmondson sings ‘stop throwing things’ …
I haven’t joined in anywhere else in this thread because I haven’t found a supposedly funny telly-cunt even mildly amusing since Frankie Boyle being acerbic maybe 20 years ago.
He turned pure pussy subsequently, though, I believe. Charlie Brooker had the smart alec satire, but bleeding heart leanings made him insufferable… in the end I lost interest in the lot of them …
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Problem the comedians have nowadays is that if they told a good joke it would be the end of their career.
This one made me titter;
I was in the workshop one afternoon with another engineer and our boss. Other engineer complains he wasn’t getting any. Our boss, deadpan, says; “I’m sorry to hear that Jeff. I’d lend you my hamster but I split it last night.”
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Fuck me Arfur. I’ve just spurted my coffee over the laptop.
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The only original yank comedian in my opinion was Bill Hicks. Went to see him in 90s London, shortly before he died.
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As funny as Kweer Starmfurher taking a large straining dump
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Jimeoin is superb, seen him four times dahn sath, frank skinner ditto. Unfunny fuckers, james alcaster, and most panel show herberts. Sarah pascoe, tiff stevenson both boner bringers on.
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Doug Stanhope is the funniest chap in the world imho.
Lots of his performances on Youtube.
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I’m a big Stanhope fan too, Thomas.
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https://www.gov.uk/government/ministers
Oven.
Good morning.
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Agreed UT
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You can’t beat Cook & Moore as Derek and Clive. The perverse. I’m so glad I’ve got their discs to fall back on, just when I really need to be cheered up.
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Forgot about them SS, the bit about lobsters up jayne mansfields arsehole, what the fuck were they on.
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Must’ve had it in for the yank birds, DC. They were also rummaging around up Joan Crawford’s cunt.
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And the BBC.
CLIVE : You know that big n*gger who lives down the road?
DEREK: Him? Yeah. Oh, lovely.
CLIVE: Huge black cunt. I said, I said to him, I said, um, Ephraim, strange name for a black, innit? I said there’s a load of cunts down the BBC and they need sorting out. I said, um, this should appeal to your fucking primitive urges cos you like cannibalism, don’t you? You like eating people alive in a frying pan. I said, go round to the BBC with some of your mates dressed up in your loincloths and that, and, er, paint yourselves up in different colours or whatever you cunts do back in Africa. And so he said, “er, oh, it’s nice, that”. And he said “what do we do when we arrive?” I said, go beserk, tear the fucking place down.
DEREK: Yes, spunk all over the fucking centre.
CLIVE: Spunk all over the Director General and kill everyone in the studios, you know, and, um, he was all, you know, he got about forty of these co*ns gathered together to rush round to the BBC, I was really looking forward to it. I was looking forward to tuning in to the news that night and seeing that the BBC had been burnt to the fucking ground.
DEREK: Yeah. Yeah. Four… forty thousand.
CLIVE: I turned on the Nine O’clock News. There was Kenneth Kendall, calm as a cucumber. No story about anything burning to the fucking ground. And do you know what the cunt, black, n*gger poof, cunt said when he came back?
DEREK: No?
CLIVE: “Oh, I’m sorry. I couldn’t find it.”
DEREK: No!
CLIVE: “I lost my way”, he said.
DEREK: Cunt…
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I remember “Don’t you call me a fucking cunt, you fucking cunt!”
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‘..and then her left tit fell off’
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Regarding comedians of yesteryear, I never found Arthur Askey to be funny. A right irritating cunt. Eric Sykes and Frankie Howerd, on the other hand, were brilliant.
Nowadays comedians tend to be absolute shite except for Count Arthur Strong.
Good morning, everyone.
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Count Arthur Strong is reminiscent of Harry Worth.
Another brilliant comedian of yesteryear.
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And to think that the BBC cancelled his brilliant sit com in favour of showing that awful citizen khan in it’s place.
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Count Arthur seems to have disappeared on the wireless. Radio 4 Extra don’t even repeat those very funny shows, despite the fact they are always repeating R-Soul Music from Wireless 4
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That unfunny cunt Russell Brand won’t be doing much laughing right now.
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What I can’t stand are these bubbly as fuck young cunts, who burst onto the stage saying how wonderful is this and that. Twats. They must learn to pace themselves.
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That mockey arsehole Ben Elton started the unfunny trend.
He thought just saying the name Margaret Thatcher would have people creased with laughter.
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I agree he did take the Thatcher jokes a bit too far, but saw him live a few times in the late 80’s/early 90’s and if you saw the whole show he was very funny
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Ben Elton was still doing some unfunny and repetative Mrs Thatch stuff when he returned to stand up in the early 2020s. His repetoire was definitely limited though I’ll cut him some slack because of his contribution to the Blackadder @ Young Ones series.
Jo Brand, one of his “Comedy” Club mates was, and still is, a similar unfunny one trick pony. The “aren’t I fat and ugly” (yes you f*cking are!) routine wore thin 40 years ago. She should have stuck to a career as a mental health nurse.
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I bet the fat cunt’s not once in her life laughed when stood in front of an honest mirror. She must feel lousy every morning as she Gillettes het flabby chops
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Two old time cunts that were so fucking bad that they were embarrassing were Norman Wisdom and Jerry Lee Lewis.
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@the art… When’s jerry lee Lewis been a comic, unless marrying a 13 year old is hilarious 😁… which I suppose could be 😩…. great balls of 🔥🎶
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Jerry Lewis unfunny, wierd cunt.
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Jerry Lewis.
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Jerry Lewis was good in The Nutty Professor.
Unfortunately the film was ruined by being overly schmaltzy.
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Only good thing in the Nutty Professor was the magnificent Stella Stevens. She was one hell of a woman.
A friend of mine worked as a TV and theatre security guard, And he said that Jerry Lewis was the most dour, miserable and arrogant cunt he ever had the misfortune to work with.
He also said that Norman Wisdom was a rude and nasty cunt.
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Norman Wisdom? A comedy genius in comparison to Arthur Askey. Whenever Askey appeared on the box you knew it was time to go for a brew, a dump or lance the boil on the cats @rse. How he ever made it in comedy I’ll never know.
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Word is, Wisdom was a complete bastard off screen.
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Wisdom was a right annoying cunt.
Cuntster is a bigly fan, as I recall.
“Mr Grimsdale!!!! Mr Grimsdale!!!!”
Fuck him.
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Several women, Norman, and not the modern snowflakes, but fiesty women like Fenella Fielding and Liz Frazer have said that he was a dirty old man and forever touching them up, and if you refused his advances (and most must have done), he got very abusive. He was never funny – it was the likes of Jerry Desmonde and Edward Chapman that were the stars who supported his dreadful comedy, that made him look slightly funny.But they carried him.
The only film of his that I can watch is The Square Peg (1958) not so much schmaltz, and great performance from Hattie Jacques as a Wagnerian opera singer and Honor Blackman who was at her beautiful best at that time. Wisdom himself is fair in his role as himself, but better as the Nazi general. His singing scenes with Hattie, where he attempts to sing Leider really are funny (“I sing badly?, you, too, sounded like an old crow!”)
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Al my favourite comedians and mostly dead through old age now…..all pre-woke and ‘political correctness’
Gervais stand up is not only funny, and old school humour but also clever and intelligent, so thumbs up from me.
I dare to say it, but I really used to like Eddie Izzard (before he was a girl) Saw him live in London a couple of times back in the early to mid 90’s and he was fucking funny, surreal and again, very clever. Watch his early stuff on you tube…..particularly the ‘death star canteen’ gag
No one nowadays is funny…..it’s have a go at men, or look at me I’m gay/trans/bi (delete as appropriate) or taking the piss out of the older generation. There is fuck all funny I have seen in new so called comedians.
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Andrew Lawrence is a funny fella.
Some of his satirical characters are superb and his impression of Kweer is always on point.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dptJUuszA7M
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Does anyone think that Morecombe and Wise were funny?
The cunts at the BBC obviously do.
Every Christmas they churn out the shit.
It seems like they have been repeating their unfunny programmes since I was a kid.
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Nope.
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I think M&W were funny, the key word being were. As you say, they’ve been repeated so often over the last 40-50 years I suspect that most of us alive throughout those years have grown somewhat weary of seeing the same highlight clips over and over and over again eg Mr ” Andrew Preview”, Gruesome Glenda as Cleopatra etc. Over familiarity means that what once might have generated a belly laugh may now at best raise just a smile at warm, fading memories of what were then probably simpler, happier & healthier times for our younger selves.
One comedian who I never tire of watching no matter how often I see the same shows is the late Dave Allen. Its hard to believe it was 20 years ago last month since he died.
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Dave was brilliant.
Also, Richard Pryor in his pomp,
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No
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Morecambe and Wise at their simplest were funny. Just the two of them in their flat, arguing or just chatting about something.
The stuff with the ‘star guests’ was overdone and have been over-repeated.
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Macintyre (deserves a burning tyre around his neck) and Fish Kumar – both as funny as a brain tumour.
Jimmy Carr is ace and he doesn’t give a fuck who he offends.
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Katherine Ryan………….made a career on allegedly being a comedian and now appears as a ‘comedian’ on every fucking panel show.
Love….you aren’t funny. Never have been, but you do tick certain diversity requirements on panel shows and that’s the only reason you’re there…..but you don’t realise it.
…but you do have a cracking pair of tits though. Or used to until you no doubt had them surgically enhanced like the rest of your plastic body.
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I would smash her. rusty sheriff’s badge dry and spaff on her annoying face, that will sort it out
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