Back in the 60s and 70s, the UK had some great pop and rock stars.
Not only that, they also looked the part.
The likes of David Bowie, Marc Bolan, David Essex and others looked the part. And were veritble fanny magnets for young birds of the era. I once saw a gang of girls wet themselves , when David Essex turned up for an appearnce at Granada TV in Manchester. Others had the same effect in the 80s. Wham! Duran Duran and those three Norwegian lads (‘Take On Me’, that lot). To be fair, I used to resent some of them with jealousy. When the girlfriend I had at the time gushed over David Soul or Leif Garret.
But now, in the year 2025, it seems to be de rigeur for Britains popster’s to be ugly fat bastards, Ed Sheercunt, Fatty Capaldi, to name two.
But, I’ve got uglier and more horrible cunts even worse than those two.
I give you The Lottery Winners.
The fact that they are up the arse of Robbie Willlmas hows their cunt credentiald.
But, just look at the fucking state of them. Not rights and woke mongs incorporated.
Hard to imagine these fuckers on the cover of Look-In or Smash Hits back in the day….
Nominated by : Norman
Is that gender neutral, satanic lard-arse Sam Smith still out there corrupting our young and the otherwise easily impressionable?
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I wonder if Letterman had stonking boner when he was talking to this lass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieK0ScoPXo4&t=196s
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By jove, that Bellender Carlisle is fucking lush.
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Billie Eilish is as ugly as fuck.
Her tits are splendid, but the Eilish fizzog is like a Star Wars monster.
Other uglies…
Shirley Manson. Goldfish faced fuck.
Chrissie Hynde. Dick Tracy’s Prune Face.
Madogga. Never fancied it, never will.
All the Spice Girls. Except for Emma and Geri.
Posh/Skeletor/Beckham Spice being especially foul.
Chappel Roan. Horrendous specimen. Vile woke creature.
Bjork. Weird looking thing. Horrible sound ans all.
Adele. Little Britain-like chav cunt as pop singer. ‘Yeah.. But no… But yeah’.
Lady Gaga. The most unfeminine female pop star ever.
But, Taylor Swift dancing around in that spangly skimpy leotard thing gives me certain urges. Shite music and an audience of utter cunts. But, Christ, I’d give it one. Every which way but loose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Q-nHfEsQY
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Mylene Farmer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbQQSJYGBL0
Frog chick I wouldn’t say “non” to.
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Sorry if she’s already been mentioned but the original Shania Twain would give you and Thomas a run for your money in the horn stakes
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0128010/mediaviewer/rm3500035073/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Teeth like a row of derelict houses
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Edgar and Johnny Winter are/were a pair of wierd looking cunts:
https://www.google.com/search?q=edgar+and+johnny+winter&oq=edgar+and+johnny+winter&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDExMTNqMGo3qAIPsAIB&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-
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Barry Manilow
Michael Jackson – self inflicted tbf
Art Garfunkel
Mama Cass – great voice though.
Dave Hill
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barry manilow always booked a double bed for him and his nose.
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I found it hilarious, how the ladies wet themselves over Manilow.
Apart from the monumental schnozz. He was also a raging doughnut puncher all.
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Fergal Sharkey, although he may have improved with age.
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Yeah but he has good heart..
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Yeah but he has a good heart..
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Apparently, he’s become somewhat of an echo-warrior about pollution in British rivers.
Thames Water particularly gets a lot of his attention, and quite rightly, too.
Unfortunately, his looks have not improved with age, but go Fergal, give Thames Water hell!
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Eco-warrior, not echo.
I wouldn’t fucking mind, but I correct it before I posted and still this infernal device decided it knows better!
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Shane McGowan face like a smacked arse
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Ugly bastards.Full furnace treatment 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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O/T, oh dear what a shame, at least they haven’t raped you or cut your fucking heads off…☠️
BBC News – Chemical burns, assaults, electric shocks – Gazans tell BBC of torture in Israeli detention
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn7vje365rno
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I cannot believe a word that comes from the BolloxBitchingCunts.
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janis Joplin started the trend, for all she wanted was a Mercedes Benzes.
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Janis was too much of a screamer for me.Not pleasing to the eye either.
Preferred ones like Judy Collins, Anne Murray and Carole King.
Anne is here…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=tis7X6qpjQQ
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Anyone got Clem Burke drummer with Blondie in DeadPool?
He was a great drummer
https://youtu.be/QbdCpi4qTNY?si=q-hQSNF3PaxB1dye
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That’s a real pisser.
First Rick Buckler, and now Clem Burke.
Along with Stewart Copeland, they were the holy trinity of new wave drummers.
RIP.
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Rumour was Roger Daltrey wanted Clem to join The Who after Keith Moon died.
Imagine The Who with Clem on the drums?
That could have been something.
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Of course sad that he has passed away, but for me he was one of those drummers who were annoying and a massive distraction.
Constantly smashing the hi-hats and cymbals in an over the top and exaggerated way.
I saw Blondie (20 years too late) a couple of years ago. Garbage supported and were excellent. Blondie came on and we left after 5 songs. ’nuff said.
Top drummers:
1. Neil Peart. (Rush)
2. Cedric Sharpley. (Gary Numan)
3. Matt Cameron. (Pearl Jam, Soundgarden)
4. Steve Jansen. (Japan)
5. Mark Brzezicki (Big Country)
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Best drummers I saw play live.
Alan Wren (The Stone Roses)
Stephen Morris (Joy Division)
Stewart Copeland (The Police)
Terry Williams (Dire Straits)
Pete De Freitas (Echo and the Bunnymen)
Mike Joyce (The Smiths)
These are ones I have actually seen in concert myself. An all time drummers list would be another thing.
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Don’t rate Cozi Powell, then?
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Never Saw Cozy in person. Great drummer though.
Mick Tucker of Sweet was a also a fine sticksman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndnidos5HRU
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Paul Thompson (Roxy Music). Ferry’s group would have been MOR without PT on drums and Manzanera on guitar.
Also, Rob Henrit from Argent.
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The White Stripes. Weird and awful married brother sister freaks.
Jack White is an ugly bastard. But his ex wife/sister Meg is a really ugly cunt. A real mongy looking fucker, that one.
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The Beegees helped the career of a singer called Samantha Sang.
She had a minor hit with “emotion” in 1978.
The Beegees did everything they could to help her, mixed it, sang backing, everything.
But you see , Samantha had a problem.
Crosseyed as fuck.
Ten to two eyes and looked like Diana Dors who’d been hit by a brick.
So they filmed the video out of focus with dim lights,
Gause over the camera and plenty of dry ice.
You barely see her 😆
Check it out
https://youtu.be/zPwpVJ-eIgg?si=Ma5SgRSSgpuoaV7C
Like watching with cataracts!!
But you can hear the Beegees all over it
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They may as well of just put it out under the Beegees name,
Had a hit,
And given her the money from sales
” Here you go Sam.
You thought of wearing sunglasses all the time?”
Skeneyed as fuck .
Like Ben Turpin from Laurel and Hardy
https://images.app.goo.gl/MfxWZ
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I remember her. An Aussie chick.
Yvonne Elliman was the one on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack who could sing.
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Long tongued KISS gargoyle Gene Simmons married Playboy beauty Shannon Tweed.
And that ugly cunt Axl Rose was screwing the delicious Stephanie Seymour.
And ugly sod Ric Ocasek from The Cars was with the gorgeous Paulina Porixkova.
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If its just the sex you’re after, it tends to come from the less attractive. With one particular woman I was inside at the time, my cock only had to be resting right up to the hilt and it felt as though she had worms inside her. I only needed to lie there kissing her whilst the top of her snatch did the business.
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Real Jilly Cooper vibes emanating from your romantic prose there, Sammy … testing the water for your first novel, perchance? 😀
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Same as sticking your cock into a jar of worms…
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Met this lady at a festival in 1992.
Very small and slight, but achingly beautiful and charming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34wdwzwgnAM
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Brief musical interlude.
Some of you may recognise it as the theme tune to ‘ what we do in the shadows ‘
https://youtu.be/8GFpho-56Yc?si=FDZxx7ZOZ3rjHihD
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Patti Smith certainly wasn’t a looker in her heyday but was strangely attractive non the less when younger, now she bears the look of an old haggard Cherokee tribe hippy.
I suppose she never sold out, fair play to her, a great talent giving the two fingers to plastic.
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Have you ever come home from the pub worse for wear and the lady friend insists on giving you a blowjob and the next thing you’re aware of is her crying in the next room because you’d fallen asleep during the act.
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Mardy!
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My hated (by me) frst wife hated this lady. Just because I fancied her. I’d have gladly swapped my first Mrs for Laura.
RIP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDWx-sMg_9w
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The days before mobile phones, nice one Norman
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And Laura had no tattoos, no piercings, no fake tan or false eyelashes, and not a hint of plastic surgery.
A real, clssy and attractive woman who could sing. A rarity nowadays.
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Leif Garret?? Kin’ell, forgot that cunt existed.
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One of my earlier girlfriends adored the cunt. Him and David Soul.
I could see why she liked Soul. He was as cool as fuck in Starsky and Hutch, and he wasn’t a bad singer either. Garret just annoyed the shit out of me.
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OT. The no score bore Derby match was also ‘marred’ by ‘derogatory’ chants about Phil Foden’s mother from Manchester United fans, which City boss Pep Guardiola said showed “a lack of class”.
Funny, how the bald cunt never says that chants about an air crash lack class.
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Also, can Pep and Foden dispute that his mum is – well – a birrova slag?
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And, apparently, some fan ‘assaulted’ Jack Grealish.
Did somebody flick his hairband? Big fucking girl.
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Did you see that photo of him comforting Foden?
I’d love to think he was whispering
” I’m sorry, lad, but it’s true. I’ve fucked her”
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Completely OT, but I was ” ahem” tidying the garden prior to a mowing, I have a dog ( you people!), I don’t know if you’ve ever run your mower over a dog egg, but I wouldn’t recommend it.
Anyway, there was what seemed to be a pile of shredded paper, but on closer examination was a load of feathers.
Then this hawk pops onto my garden fence and casually eats his/her lunch.
Fuck me, what a sight! I hardly dared to breath.
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Hope it was a seagull, squaking fucking cunts
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Sorry TCiS, wood pigeon, which are prolific shitters ( on your washing that’s hung to dry) rooters of fresh seeds, from your lawn and flower pots, and an all round fucking nuisance here.
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Shoot the pigeons!
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Indeed!
I hope the hawk is a frequent visitor, as long as it leaves my collared doves and greenfinches alone. The robins can look after theirselves, aggressive little shits!
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