Ugly Pop Stars

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Back in the 60s and 70s, the UK had some great pop and rock stars.
Not only that, they also looked the part.

The likes of David Bowie, Marc Bolan, David Essex and others looked the part. And were veritble fanny magnets for young birds of the era. I once saw a gang of girls wet themselves , when David Essex turned up for an appearnce at Granada TV in Manchester. Others had the same effect in the 80s. Wham! Duran Duran and those three Norwegian lads (‘Take On Me’, that lot). To be fair, I used to resent some of them with jealousy. When the girlfriend I had at the time gushed over David Soul or Leif Garret.

But now, in the year 2025, it seems to be de rigeur for Britains popster’s to be ugly fat bastards, Ed Sheercunt, Fatty Capaldi, to name two.

But, I’ve got uglier and more horrible cunts even worse than those two.
I give you The Lottery Winners.

The fact that they are up the arse of Robbie Willlmas hows their cunt credentiald.
But, just look at the fucking state of them. Not rights and woke mongs incorporated.

Hard to imagine these fuckers on the cover of Look-In or Smash Hits back in the day….

BBC News.

Nominated by : Norman

158 thoughts on “Ugly Pop Stars”

  1. I saw the lottery winners at a festival last year, friends said you got to see these.
    Normally I take recommendations with a pinch of salt, but the sun was shining so what the hell…

    Fuck me what a pile of wank, I swear the lead singer is retaŕded, constantly giggling and telling jokes.. I would of rather watched harvey price eat a banana.

    Said friends were told to keep future
    recommendations to their self in rather colourful language.

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  2. Blondes don’t do anything for me at all.
    In fact I scroll through the videos of blonde girls on Pornhub.

    The exception is Debbie Harry.

    Even now when I watch her old videos I get a lazy lob.

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    • Depends on the blonde, Arty.

      For example, I find the 2025 Pamela Anderson more sexy than the 1995 version.

      And, Anita Ekberg was one of the most magnificent women in history.

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    • Debbie Harry. of course.

      Olivia Newton John and Janet Leigh are my other favourite blondes.

      Leigh in Psycho is the ultimate MILF fantasy writ large.

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      • Toss (npi) up, twixt Debs and the peerless Agnetha Faltskog of ABBA I reck.Agnetha with a gun to the head choice for me personally.

  3. New Year’s Eve 2024.

    What did the BBC have as top of the bill on the telly? Which star and top line act did the Beeb book for their turn of the year TV family bonanza?

    Sophie Eliis Bextor. Not had a hit for fucking donkeys years.

    For fuck’s sake, even Andy Stewart and Moira Anderson were bigger draws than that.

    Bextor belongs in a St Albans pub on a New Year’s Eve night, not on national television.

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  5. That Lewis Capaldi ?
    Parts his hair with his tongue.
    His mirror has gone off sick.

    What a gargoyle of a cunt!

    Pop stars should be good looking,
    Whole point of it
    Young screaming girls wetting they’re knickers and crying,

    Not some fuckin Notre dame bell ringer.

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  6. They look like they’ve just done an episode of 🍌 splits….tra la la,tral la la la….the one with the chin fuzz looks like he belongs in Costa coffee….’would you like chocolate on top’ ☕

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  7. Not only the pop stars, but the actors and actresses have gone to pot too.

    You used to be stunning to get into films.

    The old timers from silent films looked like movie stars should.

    Mrs Cunter showed me a photo of Charlie Chaplin.
    An unfunny cunt but very good looking with his make-up off.

    I mean that in a manly, heterosexual way.

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  8. First requisite of a pop star is to be dishy.
    How else are they going to attract underage girls?
    Gary Glitter didn’t get where he is today by being ugly.
    Err… wait a minute…

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  10. They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but some take the fucking biscuit, even with poor lighting and makeup, there’s some right old ugly Quasimodo’s out there.

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  11. I remember my kid sister throwing a fit over them Bros twins.
    I always thought they were a little bit Hitler Youth myself.

    Used to wind her right up with that one.

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    • I remember 2000AD had a story featuring them dressed up in Nazi uniforms and toting MP40s. Wasn’t very good, but plainly you weren’t the only one who thought they had a touch of the HJ about them.

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  12. Guten Morgen meine kleinen Kastraten !!!
    Claudia Brücken.
    Gabriele Susanne Kerner (99🎈).
    They`re enough to bulge your Lederhosen.
    Jawohl !!

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  15. Ive thought about this a bit more and changed my mind.

    Lemmy.
    Warts and all.

    Johnny Rotten.

    Meatloaf, 400 lb of sweaty blubber but the lad sure could sing!

    Mark E smith, little goblin looking cunt with a 80s flicked haircut for 30yrs, but ace.

    The Ugly cunts rock!

    Apart from Mick Hucknall.
    That hideous cunt looks like he’s been in a house fire and put out with a shovel.

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  16. I guess if the singing talent were exceptional, then ‘good’ looks could be disregarded, .. unlike ugly models (‘morning Ron, Willy Stroker) where well, that’s just retardo-level stupid carry on. Bad species!

    Michael Lee Aday was no pin-up, but Bat Out of Hell? .. (Hell) yeah!

    Music was always a 100% aural experience imo anyways .. if the songs were good enough who cared. You don’t need a visual to hear a song. Metallica dominated my listening from the moment I heard some aged 13. Posters age. But I could never understand why posters or t-shirts containing pictures of the band members were popular. Sure .. anything with the artworks, the skulls stuff, album art any of that .. but never the musicians themselves.

    Marilyn Manson was one uggggly cunt. Some great fucking music outta the man, though.

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  17. There was Paul Jones of Manfred Mann fame and his pox-marked face. Even he couldn’t cover up the aftermath of acne. He tried putting makeup on with a trowel and still couldn’t fill in the craters on his face.

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  19. Examples in the picture of the ill-advised beards which seem almost mandatory amongst young men nowadays. There seems no understanding that there are men who can carry a beard and some who definitely cannot. There are some shockers out there now, men who look like they live in a bus shelter or a derelict railway carriage. Classic example must be the BBC’s “climate editor” Roland Rat. Even a former president complained he was a scruffy looking bastard. Then again, with that employer, that job title and a PPE from Oxford the poor sap’s got no chance.

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  20. That bald pissed off looking cunt who sang with Darts.
    Being bald in the 70s was basically a disability,
    He may as well come on stage with calipers on.

    I remember being repulsed by him as a youth watching Top of the Pops.
    He should of had to stand off stage and sing or wore a Kendo Nagasaki mask.

    https://images.app.goo.gl/UX3Qo

    He’s dead now and I didn’t know ☹️
    Suppose I should pretend to be ashamed?

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    • MNC just spat a mouthful of beer all over my keyboard, bald was a disability in 70s may has well worn calipers , inspired truly inspired
      Good one mate.

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  21. With being only one nomination each day these ugly egotistical cunts will appear to be getting uglier each minute due to us reminding them of it.

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    • The Cranberries. Arguably the shittest band ever.
      A shit name for a start, A howking banshee as a singer.
      And the lyrics? Fuck me.

      ‘I thought nothing could go wrong. But I was wrong’.

      ‘With their tanks, and their bombs. And their bombs, and their guns’.

      90s Irish shite of the very highest order.🤣

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  25. Nostalgia is powerful.

    Beatles, ugly cunts.
    Slade, ugly cunts.
    Cilla Black, ugly cunt.
    Pet Shop Boys, Ugly Cunts
    Jimmy Summerville, Ugly gimp cunt
    Alison Moyer pre diet, fat cunt
    Dave Stewart, weird looking cunt.

    Ugly cunts with talent could make it then, it’s now where alll you need is looks and auto tune.

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    • Macca was a totty magnet in the Beatles. They were like flies round shit. Ringo was a massive conked cunt though.

      The Stones – apart from Brian Jones – were ugly sods.

      Rod Stewart.Huge hootered ugly bugger. Yet he pulled the cream of 70s celebrity fanny.

      Pete Townshend. Another huge conked cunt.

      Boy George. Horrendous looking woolie woofter.

      Marilyn. Boy George’s bum boy. Even worse than the Culture Club singer.

      Wilson Philips. Talent-free nepo babies of Beach Boys and Mamas and the Papas. Horrible fat cunt in their ranks.

      David Crosby. Talented, but looked like a fat walrus. Was even a fat little gnome in his Byrds days.

      Freddie Mercury. Very gifted singer and showman. Looked like a horse with moustache.

      Ian Brown. Part of the great Stone Roses. Looked like he was from the Planet of the Apes.

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      • At the early Stone Roses gigs, drummer Alan ‘Reni’ Wren used to play with his shirt off. Girls went divvy, and there’d be bras hanging from his drum kit. Guitarist Andy Couzens actually nicknamed Reni ‘Tom Jones’.

  27. Mocking the afflicted will bring badder things than we have now. Capweirdcunt , dead sheer nut we are awash with cunts who have been fostered on us by the wokery. Our leaders look like horse cunts, our singers are becoming fucking mutants,
    No hope for us norms. Fuck the lot.

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  29. Its said the mostly ugliest thing on this earth is a ladies “Jack & Danny”, but I beg to differ. I can sit and stare at it all day long. Play and tickle it till the cows come home. Get lockjaw after giving it a right good going over with my tongue. It is better left unwashed to give my nostrils the best fragrance they can ever receive. The best thing a lady can achieve by just lying on her back and let me give them the business and have as many orgasms they can. I’ve even chalked it up, but then loose count of the amount of times I can make the lasses come.

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    • …. even had my face soaked in love juice whilst listening to moans of passion and having their hands forcing my face into near suffocation for their pleasure.

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