Russell Brand (14)

Russell has been charged with rape😮

He’s always been a bit of a saucy monkey,
But maybe he’s innocent?

Three of the charges against him happened in Westminster.
And Westminster has the biggest concentration of sex offenders in Europe.
Could of been anyone off the front benches?

That aside he likes yoga.
Yoga , crystals , new age bullshit and conspiracy bollocks.
Which makes me think he’s guilty .

If a man does yoga he’s severed the social contract of what’s suitable behaviour for a man.

Lots of people despise him for telling elderly Manuel from Fawlty Towers he’d fucked his granddaughter over the phone in.
Pretty low right?

He’s clearly a bit puddled, but is he a rapist?

You decide!!

bbcnews

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

88 thoughts on “Russell Brand (14)

  1. ^ ‘put and out’ : OUT and out …

    I declare from this point forward. Typos I spot after the fact shall fall into 2 categories .. the simple ones such as, say, ‘yhe’ where the gibberish word is not an actual word, and a ‘the’ was clearly intended … shall remain un-stated in a follow up. Or errant extra letters. This fucking phone likes to alter “in” to “I.” for some fucking reason.

    2nd category, words truly butchered and potentially indecipherable, will get an asterisk corrected word.

    But for fucks sake, if I DO type ‘yhe’, ‘the’ (the most used word in the English language) doesn’t even get proffered by the device as an alternative to a non existent word.

    A ‘self driving’ car shall NEVER ‘self drive’ ne anywhere, that’s for fucking sure!

  2. He did a similar thing to that Canadian cunt Brian B.A. Adams, of who I have no respect for either. They both brought a very busy pub, then promptly closed them down, but for different reasons. Adams added his property to it, having previously complained about the noise, & Brand turned part of his purchase into a recording studio. Brand a teetotaller should not have gone anywhere near it. He could have instead just as easily brought a barn, then converted it. As for B.A. he ought to have just fucked off back to Canada.

  3. There is no doubt he acted like a complete arse in his youth.

    My take on it is that I think he’s upset those who cannot be named (whoever they are or what that is) and they have decided to take him down a few pegs.

    • Agree with that,Cuntologist.It started when he called out the covid bullshit,and snowballed from there.
      As far as I know,there’s no crime in being a bit of a dick when you’re young ( thank god ).

      • Lol I know I was a right wayward arsehole in younger days, Brand was the same but bigger and better, with bells on.

        And yeah, I agree, there is a big whiff of he went anti-narrative and is now being punished for it. Reeks of it.

      • If you mean n*nce in the peedoh sense, that isn’t what he is or been accused of, unless I missed a beat.

      • N*nce is a generic term for any sex offender. Allegedly comes from prison acronym ā€œNot On Normal Circular Exerciseā€.

      • I’d be careful using it for anything else though as it’s ever only been known to be used to call someone a paedophile by the majority of the population.

    • Can’t argue with that, Harry! He besmirched Katy Perry with his rapist cock, and then tried it on with the delectable Zoey DeChenel! Despicable, scruffy looking n*nce. Think I’ll add him to my death li……! I mean of course, the ā€˜only a bit of harmless fun’ Dead Pool!

  4. He’s a cunt. Always was. Said so himself in so many words in the fucking ridiculous ā€˜Booky Wook’.

    Now he’s been older and claims to have embraced religion and honest living, he’s calling out all the lefties and their degenerate ways…. But he’s still a cunt and has now found out that leftwaffe take no prisoners, especially one of their own who thinks he’s all grown up.

    I’d have offered Katy Perry a fun 3mins back in the day though.

  5. Without any doubt, a depraved psychotic shit house rat that would place its penis in any opening.

    Guilty as charged. I just hope his arsehole is regularly and savagely routed in Wormwood Scrubs.

  6. Lookit the fucking face of the cunt there. Someone across to his left is saying something he doesn’t agree with, so he’s pushed a fart while they’re finishing-up, which – right there in the pic – he’s inhaling as deeply as he can manage incognito, to give himself the self-belief to make counterpoints.

    He’s like Popeye with spinach, just the spinach or whatever had to ferment in his gut for a while before he squeezed it through his sphincter and re-absorbed it nasally.

    If he is guilty I hope he does time, if not then not. He’s due a full force kick in the nads for the puppy thing Jill mentioned, however.

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