“American”, Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov is a cunt for travelling to an island of some of the luckiest people in the world, living quite happily the good olde fashioned way, oblivious to the wonders of modern technology and Coca Cola and even more of a cunt for managing to leave without becoming their next dinner.
Mr Polyakov decided not only travelling to the clearly off limits Sentinel island was a good idea he appointed himself ambassador of one of the most famous exports of his tariff loving country and left a can of diet coke as a leaving present for the locals.
Personally I would ban all Americans from travel, they just can’t help themselves, let them develop a bit of actual culture before letting em out to try and force it upon people.
Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles
No wonder they were livid, that Diet Coke ® is fucking disgusting.
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Interesting, I have a newspaper cutting from the Singapore times dated July 1945, which shows my late father’s ship ” HMS Rocksand” docked to repatriate Japanese Pow’s from the Andaman islands.
They were definitely aware of the Western “civilised” world…
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‘Cargo Cults’ was a thing after WW2 on some islands. Airdrops of supplies would sometimes get dropped off target and be found by tribes.
They thought the bounty therein was gifts from the gods (cargo-plane flying gods) and so began praying for more. Like all religions, something real & explainable became (to them) legend/truth … and thus cargo cults.
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Cunt in the nom? .. kill him, I wouldn’t care.
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He could have left a Hoagy Carmichael 78 recording – perhaps ‘I Get along Without You very well’, and a copy of ‘Adventures of Huckleberry Finn’ thereby showing that there was once a time when the USA wasn’t inhabited entirely by vacuous cunts.
The further we get from 1776 the worse it gets (for Britain and America).
Good afternoon, everyone.
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Women are from Venus.
Men are from Mars.
Americans are from some warped parallel universe in another dimension.
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I also wish the yanks would find another language to butcher, then I could ignore them completely.
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Very much a shame that the North Sentinelese didn’t do to this twat what they did to unwise do-gooder John Chau:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau
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The North Sentinalese have history in this respect.
A bunch of scientists who were obviously feeling suicidal tried this in the 80’s.
The scientific observers were sure to keep an ‘observational’ distance, out of spear chucking and basic arrow range and started to observe.
In true to type fashion; the North Sentinalese were also observing and rocked up on the beach, waving their penises at the more suicidal than the rest female scientist on board.
Long story short. The North Sentinalese paddled out to the scientist’s boat in a crude dugout canoe and proceeded to try and rape the female scientist.
A scuffle ensued and rather predictably, the scientists left in a bit of a hurry. Pursued by dozens of arrows.
Other scientists also tried this shit and left a pig and a toy dolly for the North Sentinalese out on the beach. As peace offerings.
Both the pig and toy dolly were stabbed repeatedly with spears and left on the beach to rot. Presumably with a bit of willy waving as a gesture of fuck off.
So there you have it. The north Sentinalese islands are exactly what sub-Saharan Africa would be if whitey hadn’t intervened.
We owe no reparations. Just repatriations.
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Leave him to the residents of the island.They will serve him for their dinner 🍽️
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Slowly stewed in a bit pot with tree roots and coconut oil. Laverly grab!
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Served in a white wine sauce with new potatoes, shallots and garlic.
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This island appears to be a bit of a paradise, can’t see why it hasn’t been ethnically cleansed to make way for a celeb holiday island.
I seem to remember the report on the missionary saying there were about 400 of these savages, this one says 150, seems like they are dying out naturally.
Diet Coke, what a piss take, could have left a bottle of Jack Daniels 😂
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Ivan Dooshka Gyppo Twat,
Seen one dodgy eurowawg, seen ’em all,
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If you want to see backward black and brown people come to London.
Most work in government and council offices.
Most ethnics in London are startled and horrified when you show them soap or deodorant.
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I hope that once this ignorant dushka-dushka cunt is found guilty Judge Gupta sentences him to be returned to North Sentinel for the locals to exact some community justice.
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I do wish those excellent savages on North Sentinel had brained the hapless adventurer with a flint axe then chucked him in the cooking pot.
Natural selection is a wondrous thing.
https://bigdamnspider.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/kingsolmines_pot.jpg
Yankee Doodle…Oven.
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@ut….TBF that pic could be any major city in the UK and pretty soon any town etc …..we are on the menu 🔪🦍…seconds anyone 😆
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So the street shitting Indians can protect an indigenous tribe from being enriched.
And that’s fine and dandy.
But if I say no more child raping Pàkis I’m looking at two years in prison.
Enrichment only goes one way.
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The blessed joy of free speech,. I feel your pain, however being an old grumpy mentalist bastard I don’t give a fuck anymore.
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Would not surprise me if Trump made this moron U.S. Secretary of State.
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OT, not sure what’s going on but I’ve had posts appear and disappear at random, some posts have resurfaced in the wrong nom and at least one nom has vanished altogether. If my posts make no sense I apologise. I think the dark forces are out to get me.
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This kindly man tried to bring these bare arsed , mowglis the true gifts of Jesus and Coca Cola.
The fact they had no resistance to any diseases and him sneezing on them would wipe them out hadn’t even entered his fat yank head.
Killing them with kindness.
And a helping hand from influenza.
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What would be truly hilarious would be, if during his brief visit, he had somehow contracted some never seen before tropical illness, that slowly destroyed him from the outside inwards.
Starting with the smaller extremities ( nose and ears first), and proceeding until he eventually succumb with experts all over the world attempt to find a cure.
That’ll learn him, tin of diet coke, the cheap cunt! Should have been a case of Hennesseys.
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Ps
He’s got quite the name there!
Won’t be 2 of them in. A classroom.
Mickhela vimto Pollyw09.
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I’d like to borrow his gun for a ‘meet and greet’ of unwelcome guests on Dover beach.
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Those Sentinel Island chaps are a bit antisocial.
Don’t like foreigners.
No interest in tourism or trade.
Don’t want to be friends with anyone.
I like the cut of their jib.
Wonder why they aren’t all inbred though?
The dating pool must be scarce?
If that yank had made contact it’d be a awkward situation.
Sooner or later the question of incest would arise.
And the Sentinelese might not approve of him shagging his sister.
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