Ever met a missionary?
Wed sometimes get them in the 70/80s knocking at the door.
Not the pith helmeted bewhiskered ones like Dr Livingstone
These were Osmond looking cunts from America bringing us the word of God.
North Sentinel island is populated by uncontacted tribesmen.
They are resistant to visitors and not particularly friendly.
In 2018 a American Evangelist john chau went there despite it being illegal to do so,
Putting the stone age miserabilists who lived there in danger.
They have no resistance to modern disease.
They met John on the beach and rather than discuss religion they slaughtered him with spears.
This year a American has been arrested after going there and leaving the natives a can of coke as a international symbol of brotherhood.
I’m betting stone age people isolated from the world don’t appreciate Coca cola?
Or smallpox,
Or flu,
Or fuckin doorknockers mithering about Jesus?
Leave the antisocial twats alone!
If you don’t get the message after a spear in the belly?
You’ll never take the hint.
Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt
All I can say is when using phone for youtube rather than PC with brave browser ( really should see if theres a phone version!) is theres a few ads pop up frequently, one I may or may not have searched for the full clip intrigued.Perky little thing.
https://youtube.com/shorts/YBQd7keYEU4?si=CNozXTwz1-jICwL_
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Fucking hell, CotI.
Bit too perky.
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Uncannily, some Jehovah’s Witnesses actually rang my door bell last Sunday morning.
Once a regular weekend morning site in the 70s and 80s. But I haven’t seen one of those cranks for years.
Anyway, they gave me this leaflet about ‘celebrating’ the death of the ‘real Jesus’.
The real one? How many of them are there?
But – in all those years – they haven’t changed. Suit, creepy grin, weird sidekick who skulks behind them saying nothing.
Also, it made me feel quite nostalgic. I was half expecting the Football Pink, Weekend World, Annie Nightingale’s request show, and Stars on Sunday.
And, at least they were a change from islam. I’m sick oof the sight of those shitehawks.
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Same as me 😉
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Nice picture on it of Jebus?
Same leaflet I got that I unsuccessfully used to try to get daughter to stop swearing.
She thought it was a birthday card for an Arab.
Dear me the youth of today.
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What’s happened to me picture?
It’s not right you know.Scoundrels everywhere.
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Haha! Your wearing a monocle Tez wot wot! 😅
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There’s a bit of talk about avatars at the bottom of the previous page, U.T. …
Had I ever had offspring, I would have maybe – instead of trying to make ’em stop swearing, .. teach them to swear good and proper! Double meaning phrases, hidden insults the whole 9 yards … even foreign swearwords. Before the Internet, I christened an unpleasant cunt ‘Manyouk’ nicknamewise, ha ha. The stupid fuckin’ manyouk.
(iraqi word for a dude that likes to take a Lubbocking)
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That Dr Livingstone?
Missionary, explorer and copper bottomed cunt.
He went to Africa to turn them into Christians.
Before that they were quite happy worshipping the celestial banana God,
Fyff.
He disappeared no contact which caused people to have to go searching for the rude cunt.
Now if I know religious types he was probably slipping the piccaninnies some bishmeat,
Safe from disapproving victorian eyes.
Dr Livingston I presume?
Been me?
, where the fuck have you been you selfish cunt?!!!
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That’s strange.
All of my comments from yesterday have disappeared.
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As a poove I quite like the crisp white shirt and tight black trousers combo.
Though yes, the Sintalise are quite welcome to do a ‘Cannibal Holocaust’ on any invaders, particularly the ‘impaled girl’ bit. I would suggest that Starmer and Lammy go there forthwith.
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