Ex wife of alleged rapist Russell Brand,
Katy is the perfect mix of ball achingly gorgeous and mind numbingly stupid.
Anyway she’s going into space with a all female crew.
Now, going into space is quite dangerous.
My first choice of crew would be someone like a US air force cosmonaut who’d trained in the field.
Not a pop singer .
What does she bring to the table?
Hardly skilled!!
” Oh like wow, so pretty!
Twinkly stars awesome.
I saw the moon!”
I’m not expecting a female crew to come back alive.
Pretty obvious someone will open a window and they’ll all get sucked into the black void.
Or explode due to hair curlers with faulty wiring left plugged in.
Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt
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One small step for wimminz, one giant leap for wimminzkind.
Or at least that’s how the msm are selling it.
No doubt there’ll be the usual guff about ‘empowering wimminz’ etc, but let’s look at the facts.
To take part in this sojourn to the edge of the atmosphere you must first be a millionaire wimminz. Then, it’s essential that you are mates with and/or shagging Jeff Bezos.
And that’s empowerment?
It’s a bit like Skeletor Beckham blathering on about girl power whilst relying on her husband’s status and bank balance for the rest of her life.
What a load of bollocks!
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I know 🤦
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The flight, in so much as it was, …. I’d take a free seat (no company preferable) .. bit of a buzz, undeniable risk/adrenaline buzz … and that would be fine.
The need to endlessly seek internet popularity(from the great unwashed!) FOR undertaking the voluntary sojourn? – that’s the bit I will never comprehend.
‘A job well done is not enough without a front page photograph’ sang Tom Antona in 1990 ….
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silly bitch, her and the other wimmin went up in a dildo, makes a change, normally they are sitting on them than being in one, leave her for the s00ties
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Katy is nothing more than a self serving media whore.
Her space trip was a ‘feminist’ gesture? Calling this pop puppet imbecile a feminist is like calling Starmer’s government socialists.
And as for kissing the ground? What a cunt. Pope John Paul II did that before the daft slag was even born.
Her space jaunt was a stunt. An obscenely expensive and disgustingly woke stunt. And fuck knows what professionals at NASA and real astronauts who trained for years think of these daft slags dressed like Charlies Angels turning space exploration into a joke.
It’s well known that Perry is as thick as pig shit mixed with Blue Circle cement.. So, it doesn’t matter how many times she goes up into space or how many fake feminist ‘gesture’ she makes. She will always be a thick as mince brain dead piece of pop cabbage. Muffin the Mule had more brains.
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90 secs of this Paul Joseph Watson YT just underlines the cuntishness of the whole endeavour ….
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BcqX7bUr-PM
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Oh, she went to space? You mean the edge of space for like 10 minutes?
Like being in the shallow end; not exactly swimming is it?!
Here’s a complete nutter with his video entitled ‘KATY PERRY & AN “ALL FEMALE” CREW PRETEND TO GO TO SPACE IN A CGI PENIS ROCKET!’ Swish through to 7:30, because the beforehand is blah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sGq7mZGpv4
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I am absolutely sick of hearing about this fuckwits, so what she went to the edge of the atmosphere, not fucking Mars I have heard nothing but this bollocks all week, she is a singer who fucked Russel Brand in my opinion, so fuck off.
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A video of how sad the whole affair was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcqX7bUr-PM&t=62s
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How long as this slag been around for now? 15 years or more.
Most superficial disposable pop shite has its moment and then vanishes.
But it seems that we will never be rid of this stupid inane slattern.
One cringeworthy stunt after another. Just to stay ‘relevant’.
And, singing about teenage dreams and tight blue jeans?
The daft bitch is 40 for fuck’s sake,.
By the time Bowie was that age, he’d made several classic albums, done his serious moonlight comeback tour, and was fucking about with Tin Machine.
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I would like to send my own all wimminz crew into space. But deep deep fucking infinite black endless space. Past Pluto will do.
They would be.
Kunty Perry
Chappel Roan
Adele
William Eilish
Madogga
Lana Del Cunt
I would be sat in NASA HQ, with Taylor Swift and Dua Lipa in saucy space costumes, waiting on me hand and errrr foot.
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Oh, and Beyonce can fuck off to the final frontier and all…
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Looks, yeah. But no brains, wit or charm whatsoever.
Had she not become a pop puppet for a music industry corporate monster, she’d either be working in McDonald’s or on the game.
Mind you, what she does now is a form of prostitution.
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