My daily drive to and from work is via country lanes and the number of approaching cars with their wheels well over the white line is becoming epidemic.
From cunts with big fat BMWs and Range Rovers to lazy-wristed women in Fiat 500s, they all seem incapable of driving in a lane. Honestly, George Best driving a Silver Shadow after a skinful would manage the job better.
Last month, some penis in a small van knocked my offside door mirror clean off as the fucking thing was to wide for him to pilot past my car (which I had stopped as I could see what was coming). Cunt drove off without stopping.
I need to invest in a rusty MK1 Granada with angle iron welded all around it.
Cunts.
Nominated by Paul Maskinback with a link by Jeezum Priest.
Yep, epidemic of these cunts, part of my commute is 11 miles of often twisty bendy country road and every day i encounter cunts who think they are rally drivers. Come round a bend on the wrong side of the road.
You can add the cunts who overtake on bends or heading up a hill and then have to cut in front of you because surprise there’s something coming the other way.
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I remember my dear old dad passing his driving test after the 7th time, taking off his L plate’s and taking us kid’s out for his 1st qualified spin. Drove his ford popular on the wrong side of the dual carriageway in thamesmead the daft old cunt😂😂😂
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my dad passed his test in the 60s for a tractor and they sent him a car licence by mistake. so obviously he said fuck all and drove on it for 50 odd years
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This chap has a bit to learn about lane etiquette:
https://news.sky.com/story/man-20-charged-over-police-pursuit-crash-that-injured-seven-officers-on-a1-13350601
Ah yes, the Azarbonyads of Durham.
They can trace their North Eastern lineage back centuries.
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North Eastern?
Libya? Algeria?
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My satnav tries to kill me.
It’s not my imagination.
It wants me dead for its own fiendish amusement.
It’ll take me down any single track lane in the Peak District or rural Cheshire.
So I see cunts who can’t stay on the right side of the road quite often.
If you drive for a living you get to be able to ‘read’ a road.
You can see trouble coming and drop your speed,
Your foot hovering over the brake, your hands ready to steer away from some reckless cunt going to fast around a blind bend.
People are cunts
And they drive like cunts,
Half the time you should be just thankful you’ve arrived home in one piece.
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I think I recall some stupid bint ending up in the canal because she strictly adhered to her sat nav instructions.
A-Z from the petrol station. I’ve got dozens of them. And they never run out of batteries.
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Once saw a old dear driving the wrong way up a dual carriage way near York.
Everyone beeping horns and waving at her to stop.
She panicked.
Stopped and reversed.
Straight into a street light😁
Saw her car later in York doing 15mph with a fucking massive dent in the rear-end.
Ms Marple can’t drive worth shit.
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I remember the episode of Record Breakers in 1982 where, upon having her bloomers removed and her feet put up in stirrups, Miss Marple was scrupulously examined by both Roy Castle and a forceps-wielding Norris McWhirter and declared to have “the world record for the most cobwebby fanny”, the frigid old bag.
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This nom is about driving; only you Thomas could swerve it into Miss Marple’s fanny.
It is not something that you should be proud about.
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I disagree.
Who are you, the fucking post police?
This is not the first time you’ve criticised my content.
You’re quite welcome to skip over any post I submit and mind your own fucking self-important business.
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Personally speaking, I thought TTCE’s comment was funny as fuck. Nearly spat some coffee out when I read it.
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Why thankyou, STB…I understand my imaginitive filth isn’t for everyone, far from it, but, alas, my brain is simply wired that way.
If everyone posted content similar to Guzziguy; dreary, beige and uninspired, ISAC would be a very dull place indeed.
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I’m offended by it too.
On Easter no.less!!
I was in church praying for peace in our world and innocently went on here expecting ducklings and Easter eggs,
And got your filth!
Your a disgrace Cuntengine😁
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There are so many East Europeans, Afrikans, and Chînks on the road now, it’s a wonder why we still drive on the correct side.
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They’re all taxi drivers aren`t they, Captain?
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Some of them even have licences.
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& with half of Africa still driving on the left, & the other half now driving on the right, there is no hope. It must have worked better as it was.
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Even we none driving pedestrians aren’t safe these days, due to an influx of bad parking by impatient drivers who are mounting the pavement when doing so. It seems pure laziness on their part, especially when doing it from behind you.
Some of these stupid bastards must’ve already caused accidents by now, due to the law of averages and most likely to children being shorter.
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According from my new image, I’m already spark-out, or comically dead.
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I think you look good Sammy. That raised left eyebrow implies thoughtful scepticism, ideal for this site.
I’ll swap if you like
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Your right Sammy,
Nowt worse than being lazily mounted from behind….
😁(titter)
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Yes, Mis. Especially when they’re reversing, those exhausts can be really painful.
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I’ll think about it Geordie, after my snooze.
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Plenty of shite in the the road in this third world Shithole….💩
BBC News – How Birmingham bin strike exposes the divide between rich and poor – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2wpe4pql0o
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Reminds me of home.
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Birmingham is a shithole, with or without a bin man strike 😂
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I read that, what they should have said. white people don’t like to live up to their eye balls in filth. The rest of Birmingham don’t give a fuck, live like savages.
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Any road without centre lines is a haven for every fuckwit that thinks their car is the width of a double decker bus.
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My frequent visits to YNC can confirm that, Barry. The third world where pavements and paint aren’t even thought of, keep me entertained for ages.
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Ragheads of both sêxes in leased Mercs are the biggest menace to happy motoring.
Whoever decided foreigners would be allowed to drive on British roads is a HGV sized Cunt.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-62083896.amp
DVLA Oven.
Good morning.
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The same people who thought foreigner’s should be allowed to live here.
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Exactly 👍
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Think yourself lucky!
First thing in the mornings is the worst time here.
UK drivers jump into their cars and forget that we drive on the left.
I have lost count of the number of cars in the tourist areas heading straight into oncoming traffic and going the wrong way around roundabouts.
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Some of them Artful, are most likely still half pissed from the night before.
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What a cunt!
We drive on the right.
The steering wheel is on the left!
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I can`t drive so I take advantage of valet parking every time ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW35-nCHwSI
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I had a Pat Boon on the wrong side of the road coming at me. Adolf would have been proud of the racial abuse the wife and I vented at him.
The tree swinging cunt.
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🐒🐒
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You’re quite right CM, these Rosemary Clooney’s are every-fucking-where.
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You can say that again. Where I live they must be stamping them out in a factory.
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In my experience, it’s usually drunk Eastern Europeans who drive on the wrong side of the road.
Or dozy American women who claim diplomatic immunity when they kill someone.
Fuck them.
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You need to keep your wits about you and temper under control on the road.
Road rage is everywhere.
Best one I saw was a gypsy dragster (horse and buggy)
Getting upset with the thoughtless driver behind and getting off and trying the drivers door.
Finding it locked he proceeded to boot fuck out of it leaving impressive indentations!
Steel toe caps.
A multi tool
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With the glaring exceptions shown on television in these compilations of police video clips I think the vast majority of shunts and near-misses on the road are down to incompetence rather than malice. A couple of examples; Most people drive too close to the vehicle in front of them most of the time. Most drivers approach a bend or the brow of a hill at a speed at which they cannot stop in the distance they can see to be clear.
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Perhaps a visit to Specsavers might help?🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I used to drive into Londonistan quite regularly many years ago and I can confirm that sooties (men and women) cannot drive.
I think it’s the low IQ, they are unable to carry simple tasks like changing gear, steering in a straight line and are completely flummoxed by having three pedals to play with.
It’s no wonder they never progressed beyond spears in their native lands until the white man arrived.
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Driving is a skill.
You either possess it or your Chinese.
Those fiendish little bastards can’t drive.
Not one of them.
They can make new diseases and eat bat’s with twigs,
But drive? No.
Talking of skills here’s someone who not only is a great actor he’s a brilliant singer.
William Shatner
https://youtu.be/BdUMICxLXhM?si=Wxw1m98_Y0kJacxo
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Electric cars that can steal you data and identity and then replace you with robot, fucking chinks 😂
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I was expecting a nomination about the great news for women’s rights, or is it waiting in the queue. These fucking evil bloke who claimed to be women, must be crying in their pints and spilling it all down their cock and balls. I’ve been laughing my bollocks off at the antics they’re showing. No more bullying at sports they were completely shite at in the first place. Also can’t wait for the blokes pretending to be women prisoners, getting a right good kicking when they end up in the male prisons.
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Should’ve mainly mention, blokes in a frock can’t use the ladies anymore and change their clothes in women’s changing rooms. Don’t forget girls, if you see any dangly-bits, give them a wack with your hairbrush.
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My late Dad had a league table of drivers to avoid starting with bad down to diabilical.
Women
Old blokes.
Bliks
Parkies.
Parkie women.
Old Parkie wonen.
Was he wrong?
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No, but he missed out Chinks which strikes me as a significant omission – mid-table place perhaps?.
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Yes my Dad dates back to the quaint old days when Coventry was only half full of Parkies and few Chinks.
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As we all remember, Ann Sakoulas managed to wipe out 19 year old motorcyclist Harry Dunn while on the wrong side of the road, after leaving the Yank army base R.A.F. Croughton, obviously forgetting she was in England. Then just fucked off back to the States. That keep left sign in the header pic might have saved his life if it had been positioned on the road outside before the road junction. I don’t suppose the dumb Yanks had thought of that. & I don’t suppose that a sign is up today.
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Surely the fix for this would be for American military bases in the UK to have driving on the left like all the rest of the country. It’s an example I think of how the Americans can be remarkably and thoughtlessly insular. I’ve visited their old base at Upper Heyford and I noticed that it has American style fire hydrants. It struck me that if they had had a major conflagration it would restrict assistance they might receive from British fire fighters as the hoses wouldn’t connect.
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I’ve spent a lot of time at Lakenheath and Mildenhall and there is a LOT of accidents on the surrounding roads caused by both genders but mostly women driving on the wrong side of the road.
Doesnt help that they all tend to drive massive SUV things too.
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Disgusting that she didn’t have the common decency to face the music, LC.
She’d have only gotten a slap on the wrist anyway, being an American and, as is typical in british “justice”, getting a pussy pass.
Hopefully she meets another fellow like Karmelo Anthony.
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Should come out here and see how they drive! No MoT, no helmet for two wheelers, as many as you can fit on the bike or in a car, driving on the left is optional and most have no insurance! I’ve seen motorcyclists carrying a baby in one arm with one hand on the throttle! Underage kids riding scooters while using the phone! You name it, we fucking see it all here!
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Sounds like total chaos. I’m guessing you live in London?
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If I fucking start on this topic, I’ll be typing g for a month so I’ll spare y’all having to scroll past that, and just state all drivers is people, and most people. . well … you know the rest.
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Har, we dont have sides of the road here, just passing places.
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This cunt wins.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cewgj1p79j4o
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Have to drive like you’re on a combat mission round here. Hordes of visitors, road works for new housing estates, doubt if half the cunts have a licence let alone insurance would not surprise me to see some twat driving along with a white stick poking out the window. At least our mega size farming vehicles keep the bastards in check. Twenty years ago I regularly took the bus into the local big town on a Monday morning. Without fail there would be at least one car up a tree, upside down in a drain or forlornly abandoned in a beet field. Russel Brand is a cunt always has been surprising the levels of arse the cunt will perform to get back in the papers. Never thought I would agree with anything that came out of the supreme court, Wow common sense. Off topic but I’m pissed so there. Thomas you are a naughty boy keep it up and the fascinating insights.
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