Christ on a pogo stick, is nothing sacred?
We are now bombarded with gays and lesbians at every fucking opportunity.
This is the latest advertising offering from Great Western Railway.
Enid Blyton’s famous 5, first published in 1942 for the delight of small children everywhere has now become nothing more than a vehicle to promote lesbianism.
This shit must have been signed off by an executive from GWR, so who exactly does he think buys tickets for his railway?
And why would he think that having cartoon children endorsing lesbianism will increase those ticket sales?
Hungary seems to be the only country taking action against this debauchery.
They have banned the annual Pride exhibition and have taken all obvious póófters off the television.
Good! It’s about time that every country did the same.
Nominated by : The Artful Cunter
Even animation isn’t safe from these cunts’ puffery now it seems. I’m also sickened by the brown hatter weasel and whatever the fuck it is in that nauseating just eat advert.
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Man you’re so right that ad is a piss boiler. Queer Beaver and an arse pirate Otter crock of shite cubed. The World is going madder everyday.
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You mean Bruno (beaver) and Steven (otter) it cracks the Mrs and me up.
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Fucking transphobes.. boycott them.
A complete work of fiction, the trains turned up and you could get a seat..
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The Famous Five were all friends of Dorothy if you ask me.
If one was a fish supper then im not surprised.
Cyclists, ginger beer drinking, sticking their noses into stuff and reporting people to the police!
Be Anne, she doesn’t like Dick?
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George was definitely a dyke. The only male to lick her out was her dog Timmy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_TiqoEw4sQ
“Oh Timmy… you’re so licky!”
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Thought Julian was Peter Hitchens for a second.
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Five go mad on mescaline is my favourite.
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Top viewing scb, me and the old girl watched it the other night, blah blah atom bomb blah blah secret message, and the golliwog reference to the station porter. Life was better back then.
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Is it Diane Abbott and Emily thornberry 🦍/🐄 …. Next stop dildo vale 😍
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I can always picture Jess Phillips with a huge strap-on giving her “husband” (‘Mr. Phillips’) a really long, hard,, brutal buggering, with Angela Eagle hiding in their wardrobe strumming herself off as she watches.
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have you got a video of it? asking for a friend
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I think one might be in production. We can use it as a supporting feature for Angie Goes Dogging Part 3.
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Who the fuck travels by train anyway? Crowded, unreliable and astronomically expensive.
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and a muggers paradise
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Obviously a lot of people if they’re crowded.
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Like your logic Sir.
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Not if you work for them like I do
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Quares everywhere you looks these days – Starmer is probably a quare or a tranny judging by the way he employs them and rushes to their defence – little Streeting is probably a close personal, as are Bryant, Pollard (with the dancing duckie of a boyfriend), Bryant his spiritual adviser and Mandy his close confidant – most advertising executives are brown hatters as are TV executives which explains their love of drag shows and quares appearing on Escape To The Cuntry and Garden Rescue. Quare vicars and apologists for quare peedohs (Welby and Smythe). Far too many fuckers “coming out” – a pity they don’t go in again. It used to be diversity is out strength – under the new Labourites it seems sodomy is their strength. Even Olympiads are quare (Tom Daley).
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Coming out was claimed to be difficult and painful for family and friends who had not guessed. Also for the person who was coming out. The main reason for the hesitation is because the person in question knows that the the brown world is wrong, deep down they know it’s wrong, bumfoolery is verboten.in all major religions (hardly guess mind) and should never be promoted on tv, school woke lessons or any media format on pain of a bloody good sjamboking
Keep your peccadillos to your self. The majority ain’t fucking interested.
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I’m in the Hungarian league, having witnessed tv with only one channel and dodged my way around avoiding advertising ever since. With later technology, its become a doddle. That means I’m still in the dark to where anyone or anything that tries to annoys me, as failed miserably.
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Even on here I have to squint to avoid cunts and things that annoy me when mentioned.
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You must’ve noticed that nonentities in nominations don’t get their names mentioned by me, only in a jumbled anagram or a put down name.
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All the ad companies agree..
Can’t ignore the Pink Pound..
Or the Fisting Fiver.
The villainous Cunts.
Good morning.
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Ever since Sly removed sports without commentaries and the introduction of females into the man’s game, I’ve watched without sound and sometimes listen to something else instead.
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O/T but I am actually in shock …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8eplyxp3wjo
… that they haven`t managed to shoehorn a token black into the line-up.
Still, they`re probably all homos.
🐞🪲🐞🪲
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I was thinking Barry looked a bit Asian possibly Korean, Sam, but is actually Irish. One of the O’Kims.
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Which Beatle was Chinky?. Lennon was a bit squinty eyed but that was the granny glasses, and the stunned look probably a result of Epstein bumming him, allegedly.
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Keoghan is Oirish begorrah but his father is a complete unknown.
Wouldn’t be surprised if it was Benedict Wong.
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There is nothing wrong with lesbians, just as long as they let me watch them going at it.
Then when I get revved up, they let me join in and do them both.
I wouldn’t be bothered about shagging the coffee coloured one on the advert though, I do have some standards.
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Enid Blyton liked shagging, she use to hold nude tennis parties at the weekend.
Good Morning
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Enid Blyton is spinning so hard in her grave she’s accidentally tunnelled her way to Bondi Beach.
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I could just about tolerate poofters in the RN, provided they were discreet, but lesbians turn my stomach. They are usually fat arsed twenty stone “women” with a short back and sides, and skin tight ballet tights to show up the flabby stinking folds of flesh in their rear ends Certainly on board it was often lust (though I never understood it) but dykie tarts seem to be man haters rather than woman lovers.
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Did you ever meet a submariner who wasn’t one?
All that hot-bunking leads to strange bedfellows.
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It’s a far cry from 5 Go Mad in Dorset, The Comic Strip Presents from 1982. Fortunately the GWR trains go that way!
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Dirty deviants.I am on Hungary’s side.Time to ban all LGBTQ+ bollocks.Full pride oven please UT.
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Cunts with all their new fangled shite can’t touch an expert, especially living in solitude with only myself to annoy.
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“Will you marry me/”
“Thought you’d never ask”
Tight embrace followed by the sound of velcro parting…
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Now with more percentage of wolligogs per football teams, I’ve experimented by watching in monochrome and sharper contrast, making them look like a load of spent matchsticks running around without any identification.
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For all I know, this could be an April Fool.
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How much is a flight to Hungary?
These fudge packers are all over the box. Disgusting.
I was thinking the other day, what has any government done in the past 50 odd years to promote the institute of marriage at skools? Naff all. But they tell children at 7 years old they can change their sex and they invite drag acts into primary schools. This country is really fuked up.
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I was also saddened by that GWR commercial. not shocked – just saddened.
As with many topics these days the commercial makers are just pandering to box ticking. Many comments before about the plethora of non-white characters in commercials (I note we don’t see many orientals do we??), but what about the mixed race couples? Nine out of ten couples in commercials appear to be mixed race. Now, I have nothing against mixed race couples, just there aren’t that many in the UK. I think the 2021 census reported that around 10% of UK households were mixed race – so I might expect to see the same reflected in marketing.
I wonder if this crap does cost them business?
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It’s the fucking races that they try to mix.
The gravalax wimp with prospective in-laws, a Japanese man and an African woman.
As if that could ever happen.
Pakistani man with white girl.
African dad with white mum and West Indian kid.
People gathered around a dining table with the token black man.
Black neighbour walking into a white family home and helping herself to biscuits.
Every dating app has a white woman and chosen black partner.
The fat, white woman trying to act like a mafia boss in the bathroom advert.
“Oh mum” says the black girl.
It’s fucking ludicrous.
My wife is from the Caribbean.
I have been married for 40 years.
It was unusual all that time ago to have a mixed marriage and it still is now.
Nowhere near 10% of marriages are mixed.
And Mrs Cunter and her family all think that having blacks and mixed race couples on the television is daft too.
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All these ads are nothing more than social engineering, brain washing and thinly disguised propaganda.
The one that really grips my shit is the advert for some food delivery service….the one with the two gay (yes gays) animals….and to make it worse they are of a completely different species!
That’s like making a real life advert where you have a human puff in a homosexual relationship with a gay Dolphin.
Think about that advertising executives coz that’s what you have created in my nom above…..bunch of freaks.
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Actually it isn’t the fact that it’s two women that irks me, it’s the idea they’re promoting that if two people want to be together, they’re supposed to get engaged and get married. Why can’t they just live together? Why should they have to go through all this crap with a ring and a proposal and a wedding? It’s last century thinking and I find it depressing.
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It’s the “I thought that you would never ask” that confuses me.
Why wait for her to ask when you could have asked her yourself.
It seems clear that one of them is the ‘man’ in the relationship.
The other is the submissive woman.
We now know which one wears the strap-on.
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Well Allan we’ve been married for fifty years and Mr and Mrs Cunter for forty and I’m sorry you rate it as crap. What I can’t get on with is homosexuals being described as “married”, just a corruption of the language in my book.
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Fucking comedy weddings.
“The groom may now kiss the groom”.
And the congregation all say “Ah! So sweet”.
Homosexual men are far too promiscuous to stay married, these things don’t last long.
Lesbians are different.
They tend to stick together.
And have cats.
Either way it’s all wrong.
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It’s in the nature of pooves to to put their tadgers here, there and everywhere.
It’s going to be spectacularly hilarious, when Tom Daly and his ‘hubby’ have their highly public venmous and theatrical ‘divorce’.
Because – rest assured – one of them (if not both of them) – will be trying other brands of sausages.
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The ‘Kalergi Plan’ not to put too fine a point on it.
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just like the fucking just eat and in nominated last month , gay fucking rodents, I ask you..! oven, oven, oven , then oven some more, cunts
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Why don’t we stupidly admit to the awake shite, that everyone who ever existed were black iron hoofs and they’ll be stumped with nothing to come back with. Nothing will please them and only make the cunts angrier.
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Of course the Church of England should sort out the same sex marriage sham, but with Gormless Charles being in charge and self appointed “defender of the FAITHS”, then fuck all will change.
It seems that nobody wants the job that Welby left in January.
He was fucking useless too.
More concerned with Muslims than his own faith.
A well paid job with a palace for accommodation.
I can’t believe nobody has applied.
The 40 or so Lords Spiritual in the House of Lords ought to be chucked out too.
What fucking good are any of them?
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It’s just a pity Sid James died – The Reverend Flasher in Carry On Dick (1974) would have made an ideal Bishop of Canterbury – with Hattie playing his organ of course
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Or the great Ronald Lacey, as the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Welles.
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The bottty bashing phag fest that infests television now is fucking offensive.
Whoever OK’d that disgusting Cadbury’s Creme Egg advert, and allowed kids to see it should have their heads lopped off with a rusty axe in the Bloody Tower.
I ask you? An advert for a chocolate product inbetween children’s programmes, which shows two dirty bandits swapping Creme Egg gunge like they are exchanging spunk. Anyone who gets kids into that sort of depraved shit deserves to die.
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And – while I’m at it – why are all these TV commercials full of gay men? Not only is it sickening, it’s also very sexist. The cunts will show two blokes (for want of a better word) being lascivous. But never two women.
Where are the telly adverts for Victoria’s Secret and Marks and Sparks ladies undies, featuring saucy lesbians in their skimpy duds?
The L of the LGBTQ ‘community’ should stand up for themselves more.
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At the root of all this wokery and inclusiveness is depravity. Adult Marxist sodomites dribbling over kids and black choppers. They’ve slipped in the cross dressing perverts, it’ll be equal rights for nonces next.
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I’ve got absolutely nothing whatsoever against gays or transsexuals. Fortunately.
I’ve got absolutely nothing whatsoever against Selma Hayek either. Unfortunately.
Afternoon all.
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Subliminal marketing of the gayness. Chocolate finger anyone?
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You bring to mind that story of the monk with the dirty brown habit …
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interesting cultural comparison ….
The elder lad spent two weeks in Germany over the New Year visiting a mate and he reports that German TV advertising contains not a trace of the faggotry, bummage, tranny adulation or screeching wokery that infests/infects UK tv output.
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Probably because it’s unlawful in the EU.
Same applies to pumping raw sewage into their rivers and onto beaches.
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