Gary Lineker is still a cunt.
Now, we all know that he is the woke smear of smarm that we all love to hate.
However, this latest cunting is nothing to do with his migrant bum licking, LGBTQ lectures and anti-Brexit bollocks.
This nom is about Lineker being a petulant cunt who has no respect for his betters.
When Lineker was at Barcelona. The great Johann Cruyff told him to play on the wing. Gary, of course, didn’t like it. And he threw a tantrum. As long time students of the game will know, Lineker was not into doing hard graft on the pitch or mucking in. He was a goal hanger., and helping out his manager or his team mates was alien to him. Gary once told his England captain, Bryan Robson that he ‘didn’t tackle’ or ‘work outside the box’. Robbo should have battered him.
Anyway, the disrespectful little shit basically refused to do what Cruyff wanted him to do. Lineker couldn’t even come near Johann. He wasn’t fit to clean out the Dutch Master’s ashtray, never mind clean his boots.
Needless to say, the Match of the Day boys club and Gary’s toadies – Shearer nd Richards – lapped up Gary’s tale of ‘rebellion’ with their usual sycophancy.
But, to me is just shows that Lineker is and always will be a premier cunt.
Nominated by : Norman
Great picture. Looks the sort who might threaten to leave the country if we didn’t treat him with the respect he deserves.
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I would take anything Saint Gary says with a pinch of salt..
Trying to reinvent himself as something other than the oily cuck he is..
Anyone who peddles the lie that he was racially abused for having a suntan is a walloper of the highest degree..
Still I hope the cunt gets sickle cell.
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Apparently he was never booked during a pro game.
This clearly proves he was never trying hard enough…
I wouldn’t have wanted him on my team.
What a prime festering turd this twat is…💩
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That’s because he never tackled back in his life.
He never tacked anyone ever, come to that.
My elderly auntie could tackle with more venom than Lineker. And she died in 1986.
Lineker was a shithouse.
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Pee doh beard, works for the BBC, total cunt, enough said.
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Linekunt is now an.old, dreary lesbìan, leaky and dull. He’s like Sue Perkins without the caffeine. Perkins has got a bigger balksack, of course.
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Sorry to sound a discordant note, but that’s 31 nominations for Linecunt.
Does anyone else feel this is getting a bit repetitive and boring?
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O/T,
https://www.gbnews.com/news/grooming-gang-arrests-rotherham-riot-convictions-abuse-south-yorkshire
What does linicunt think about this..!
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/04/08/labour-drops-plans-for-rape-gang-inquiries/
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I wonder how many arrests from all the Pro Raghead protests have been jailed over the last 18 months, I doubt they even make the fingers on one hand.
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Labour voters mustn’t be put in prison.
That would be outrageous racistisms.
Just ask any judge.
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Yes.
The cunt will soon be gone so he can spend more time with his money.
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@gt… totally agree, but in the case of Garfield obafemi ogadushi lineker he deserves a reminder….oh and Cruyff should have led the suntan kid by his giant lugs out of the dressing room and 🦵his ethnic ass,the smokey bacon faced 💩
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Forgot the cunt existed, thanks a fucking bunch for reminding me.
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Hopefully when Big Donald pops over for his State Visit the jug eared wōg goal hanger will fuck off and take up residence in Gaza.
Look out for those Far Right thugs on the beach Gary!
Cunt.
Good morning.
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A Turkish grandmother grows a better beard
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An oily slimy cunt with a passion for using other peoples misery to promote his somewhat skewed agenda. A big fuck off to you Gary, you are the epitome of a virtue signalling cunt. Bet that illegal that stayed at Gary palace was vetted by MI5 before being allowed entrance to the second shed. Fuck right off you caaaaant.
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No idea what any of that meant or who Robbo, the other one or cruyf are but Lineker is a definitely a cunt.
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Gary being a petulant cunt?
Say it ain’t so
If anybody was even in the slightest doubt that Lineker was a petulant out of touch cunt then look no further than last year’s smarmy attack on the Conservative (so called) government and their choice of (apparently 1930s German) language.
It certainly didn’t sound German to me and to see his arsehole pampered millionaire colleagues close ranks and throw tantrums for him was vomit inducing.
The Beeb should have sacked the lot of the dull cunts and been done with it.
As far as throwing his toys out of the pram with Johann Cruyff goes – for the great Dutchman expecting a one trick pony like Saint Gary to play in a slightly different position which may require him tracking back or having to supply the service for some other cunt to score? How dare he.
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Heer Leikner. One can’t get fed up of cunting a cunt. This time, Norman’s revealed a lazy mardarse and a spoilt crybaby brat, who only housed tear soaked handkerchiefs in his tunic. Who once gave Gazza, another cunt a hanky to wipe away the crocodile tears we all cringingly remember yonks ago.
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Oh aye, Sammy.
Lineker shamelessly loved his mate, wifebeater and pisspot Gascoigne. Going on about what a ‘character’ and a ‘one off’ Gazza was.
Yet, Lineker hated Eric Cantona. And he openly had a vendetta against the French genius. Gary wanted Eric deported and HDQ’d after the Selhurst incident.
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Indeed Norman and if someone like Franco Umah Chibueze from Crystal Palace jumped in the crowd and gave a white fan a slap at Selhurst Park any time soon, you know fine fucking well that the silence from the likes of Lineker would be deafening.
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Too right Herman.
Because Lineker’s mate and black pet poodle Ian Wright did something similar at Boundary Park, when Arsenal played Oldham Athletic. That was a few months before the Selhurst game. Yet Lineker and the BBC didn’t say a word about ‘Wrighty’ gobbing on and hitting Oldham fans.
Gary’s other pal, the up himself cunt that is Garth Crooks, also fought in front of the royal box at Wembley during the 1982 Charity Shield. Of course, excuses were made. And it was put down to Crooks’ ‘Caribbean temperament’ (a fucking savage in other words). In the aforementioned match, Crooks foolishly tried to fight Graeme Souness. And I’m only sorry that Souey didn’t kill the smug self satisified dictionary swallowing treeswinging cunt.
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Migrant loving cunt, it must have a been real loss to the BBC when Gary ‘stepped down’, match of the day will never be the same again 😂
400 arrived yesterday, yes they ‘arrived’, why don’t the media report the truth, they were DELIVERED by the Frog navy and UK border farce.
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Invaded.
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An armada 🤦
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Is it cos he is black?
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I think I’ve got the answer to the reason why people think Leikner is black. Its when the wolligog loving cunt found out the truth about himself, he blushes with embarrassment. Instead of going red faced, he goes boot polish black.
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When England played Nigeria, Leikner played his own players onside.
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Nobody thinks Lineker is black except himself.
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Looks more like a fucking towel head.
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Aye
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I don’t think I believe Gary’s tale anyway.
I mean, we all know that the was useless on the pitch, apart from his goal hanging. But how convenient, that Johann Cruyff isn’t alive to dispute this tale.
I know that Ron Atkinson wanted Lineker at Manchester United. But hed have been no good for us.
At Old Trafford – certainly in those days – players had to work and also work for each other. Strikers like Hughes, Whiteside, Pearson, Greenhoff and Jordan were all grafters as well as marksmen. And, of course, the late King Denis being the daddy of them all,
Lineker’s lazy selfish attitude and glory seeking goal hanging had no place at Old Trafford.
Also, the slimy little turd would have fucked off after a season anyway. Loyalty is not a word in the Lineker vocabulary, as Leicester and Everton will tell you.
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Lineker is a fucking pus puppet. The BBC can fuck off too.
Good morning, everyone.
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I think Leikner was bullied at grundschule.
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O/T Rachel from complaints has just announced a new theme park, surely a circus is more apt for a government of clowns..
Plenty of jobs for pàķi child rapists, who can then mix work with pleasure.
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Its his brother Catweazle, who stays onside and shits outside.
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I saw Terry Butcher kick Lineker up in the air for Coventry against Spurs in the first minute one boxing day.
Didn’t see Lineker again after that.
Terry must have known something about the woke cunt.
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Terry’s all gold, he surely woke him up.
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Jaap Stam or Nemanja Vidic marking Lineker would have been hilarious.
Big Jaap would have swatted the little cunt like a fly.
Nemanja would have scraped him off his boot at half time.
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A cunt by any other name is still a cunt.
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I think I’ve seen Gary’s brother…
Isn’t he the 35 year old ‘child’ from the Calais Jungle?
Looked like a brown Alan Partridge crossed with Dave Clark.
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Footballerists.
Fuck ‘em.
It all went south with Gary after he acquired a taste for James O’Brien’s dick cheese.
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On crackers?
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O/T. Entitled Cunt….!
BBC News – Harry’s step back from royals led to ‘unique’ circumstances, court told
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/creqqwxrr5ro
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Working royal?
Oh, my sides…
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Don’t take this personally Doc, but I just can’t be bothered to go read the link. Fuck the stupid twat. Why doesn’t he stay in California with that half-caste mare he married? Trump has promised not to deport the cunt.
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Trump is under strict instructions from Jug Ears not to deport Halfwit.
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No bother arfur, without reading any articles everyone knows Harry Hewitt is a royal grifting cuckoo…🦤
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And that fairy boy soft arsed blancmange big girl, Phil Foden.
United vs City. And what’s the main headline about it?
Phil Foden is upset about some hurty words about his trollop of a mum.
If that is what the Manchester Derby has come to, then it’s probably the last I will ever show any interest in. They can shove it up their arses.
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@norm….yeh stuff the derby and hopefully get set for a reunion with proper 🔥… especially back in the day when it was crunching tackles and proper verbals 👍…not whining over a hurty word or dropping like you’d been macheted…#warofthe roses 😉
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I agree Gelderd.
A proper Man United and Leeds game. No love lost, and no quarter asked or given. Just the way it should be.
Trouble is, the Manchester players aren’t even rivals. They are all mates and all live in the same twatty Deansgate luxury flat towers, and all shop in Waitrose wit their identikit wives. An, huggu=ing each other after a Derby game? They should hang for that.
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Jug eared crisp shagger.Wants throwing into the path of an approaching Sherman Tank.
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Completely OT, for which I apologise, but someone just appeared at our front door asking me to vote for him on Mayday. He’s the Tory candidate and he’s brown. I told him I vote reform and he pushed a wedge of bumf into my hand. It’s in the recycling bin.
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You don’t keep a bucket of cold piss by the door like Dick did at Fiddler Towers then arfur?
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EveningLL. No I’m afraid not, very remiss of me I know. I knew of a man years ago who got so hacked off with carol singers coming to his door that when he heard their approach in the street he heated some coins almost to red heat on the hob, then he would answer the door to them in gardening gloves and drop the coins into their outstretched hands. They really used to leap about I’m told.
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That’s awful, arfur!
I used to get carol singers, some angelic littles singing Silent Night, bring a tear to a statue.
Some teenage louts who’d bellow “and a Happy New Year” ( just those five words), then rap the door.
I used to invite them in, turn the TV off and encourage them to sing. It was wonderful, the red faces, the blustering, the ” you’re alright, mate, we’ll just go”
Funny thing, haven’t heard or seen a carol singer for years.
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It was all I could do to keep the hound sitting, he hated visitors.
I miss that dog, GS, crossed with a grizzly.
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Professor Lineker OBE, MBE, MC, VC, Purple Heart, Mentioned in Dispatches, Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Poet Laureate and Shit Liner. Forget Doctors, Engineers, Astronauts, Architects and Mastet Craftsmen. They know nothing unlike the font of ALL knowledge Lord Lineker. When he speaks we ALL must listen and bow to his superior being, Only kidding, still the biggest fucking cunt going.
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Don’t know if any of you cunts watch this guy’s videos, but he’s bloody funny and rips the piss out of football related subjects. As chance would have it, his latest is about the human oil slick that is Linecunt. Enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmfaghzbP-Y
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