This is not a new phenomenon, but I always thought it utterly absurd to punish a football club for the “unacceptable” conduct of their fans. Link below, but I’ll copy/paste a section just to also highlight the illiteracy of the cunts who work in so-called journalism these days (just in case they edit it later):
West Ham have been charged by the Football Association over alleged homophobic chanting by their fans during last month’s 2-1 loss at Chelsea.
It alleged “the club failed to ensure its spectactors2” and “did not behave in an improper, offensive, abusive, indecent or insulting way with… reference to sexual orientation”
With stewards, plod, CCTV and other fans being encouraged to text the seat number of offenders to the authorities, why should the club itself shoulder (financial) responsibility for what people do, just because they were let into the stadium? If a Wet Spam fan chanted “Chelsea rent boys” to a Chelski fan in a pub, it wouldn’t make sense to charge and fine the owners of the pub for such an atrocious, heinous and hurty-word crime such as that. If it happened in the street, would the local council be held responsible, charged and fined?
The football authorities just can’t get it right. Glasgow Rangers were recently fined by UEFA for their fans holding up banners which a judge deemed, “racist and/or discriminatory behaviour”. Want to know what the banners said?
Keep Woke Foreign Ideologies Out Defend Europe
What is racist or discriminatory about that? I honestly don’t get it.
Funny how when the football authorities want to peddle a discriminatory message like taking the knee or flying LBGQRST+ flags, the fans are just expected to go along with it. But if the fans want to send a “discriminatory” message, it’s not tolerated. Double standard much?
Fill yer boots.
Nominated by : Imitation Yank
Once they have controlled the way you speak, they control the way you think.
Morning all!
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Newspeak is real.
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Extracting as much cash as they can , ferkin shitweasels !
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Other than maintaining a decent level if half-handy stewards at a ground, for if it gets tasty, I don’t see what else clubs can do.
Chanting is supposed to be offensive, that’s the point.
And yes, John Terry, your family ARE scum, especially your mum, Oh John Terry, your family are scum.
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Noel Gallagher and is brother Paul went to the 1985 Full Members Cup Final at Wembley. It was City vs Chelsea.
They encountered some Chelsea Headhunters. The Gallaghers shat themselves, and never went to a City away again.
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Be that Alf Garnett.
Reports are coming in that Chelsea fans are holding a protest against the homophobic attitude of West ham.
They’ll be a screening of the Wizard of Oz, fairy cakes and a disco later that evening.
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Headhunters? I’ve shat ’em.
By far the worst away fans in my experience are Millwall, bar none.
Forest v Derby was always entertaining.
I was also present when Tamworth fans started a riot, that was fun ffs.
Boys will be boys.
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What makes me laugh, Mis. You can’t get anymore of a nancy boy than blowing bubbles.
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Funny you should say that IY, about abuse in a pub, under the ginger bikes employment rights Bill that could happen.
If I say Rodney takes it up the arse from a gay pàķi and the landlord doesn’t throw me out, an employee could make a claim against his/her employer..
It’s a brave new world we live in..
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Ps Rodney does take it up the arse from a gay pàķi, and he loves it..
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And we, in turn, take it up the ‘arris from Rodders.
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The FA should introduce a credit/debit system for the fans.
For instance, when the opposition score the home fans will get a credit for politely clapping and saying, “Well played sir.”
If the away team win the game they should be loudly cheered by the home fans who will earn an extra credit for chanting, “The better team on the day won”.
A home team player who commits a foul on the opposition should be tutted at and called a bounder and a cad by his own supporters.
Debits will be deducted for calling any player or the referee a fucking cunt.
Good morning everyone.
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Thing is Football attracts cunts in their thousands. Football is genuinely responsible for cunts in parliament being able to justify legislation.
Some real bottom feeders follow football, usually these people live for their chosen club, it’s all they talk about, it’s all they think about.
I enjoy a bit of banter but some cunts can dish it out but can’t take it. Liverpool fans seem to be prone, the ever hilarious scousers have a very thin skin when it comes to banter going the other way.
Celtic and Rangers have more sectarian terrorist supporting cunts than they have fans of the beautiful game.
Novel idea, go to the match, enjoy the game and fuck off home again. Typical of football fans to make a stand when there’s 50000 people behind them.
If we want to roll back the tyranny coming down from above we have to demonstrate we are prepared to stand against it alone and capable of unity against them. Neither of which is true.
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Agree entirely…
‘the referee’s a nice man,the referee’s a nice man’
‘your going home in a nice comfy limo’ etc,etc….
Are surely more pleasant than the hateful bile that is/was chanted 😂….they want your mind/mouth and are determined they will get it 🖕…the bloke with the end is nigh sign was a Messiah 👍….anyway you lot are a set of the most decent, caring, kind-hearted people one could ever wish for 😍….#💩houses
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I am convinced that all of the football hooligan shite started many years ago because every game was played at exactly 3pm on a Saturday.
People would go and support their own team.
They would form an affiliation.
Other teams were despised.
There are usually only 10 Premiership games played in a week.
All games should be played at different times and televised.
Football supporters may see the skills of other teams and may one day get to appreciate the game of football itself.
Or is it too far gone and I am expecting too much?
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I remember being at anfield when Denis Law was given the Ee Aye Addio that he was a queer from all corners of the stadium, because he was wiping the floor with their second division side at the time. Everyone laughed and it was forgotten all about, until someone else got it next week.
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I remember being at anfield when Denis Law was given the Ee Aye Addio that he was a quare from all corners of the stadium, because he was wiping the floor with their second division side at the time. Everyone laughed and it was forgotten all about, until someone else got it next week.
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You would also hear “Come on lads, play the white man”.
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i don’t know how Liverpudlians have time to go to watch football matches in-between going to the dole office and burgling houses and selling smack,
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Don’t you realise how long it takes to drill out a locking wheel nut?
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Fuck them.
If these clubs continue to wind up the fans by making their players take the knee etc, then they deserve everything they get.
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They’ve been kneeing each other up the arse, since the beginning.
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Are they still doing that shite? (I don’t watch footie). Next they’ll be broadcasting the Call to prayer and getting the mats out 👀
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We are the kopshite, more likely.
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‘You’re gonna get your fucking head kicked in’ – ‘Who’s the wanker in the black’ – ‘Being a Yid’ – ‘Chim Cihimney’ (‘aka We hate those bastards in claret and blue’) – ‘ ‘Ello, Ello, Chelsea Rent Boys’.,, If only Max Bygraves had recorded them all on one of his famous ‘Sing-along-a-Max’ albums it would still be a best seller today. Being offensive is just part of being a footie fan. Brilliant! Get in!
PS The BBC can fuck off ‘an all.
Good morning, everyone.
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My comment is in moderation due to ‘unacceptable conduct’, ha, ha, ha. Fuck off yooo cuunts!
Good morning, everyone.
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lolol, what you done now?
Splitting your infinitives, or ending a sentence on a preposition?
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Either of those infractions should merit a lifetime ban Termy.
You never heard Maggie split an infinitive.
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Pub or ground, they’re only acting the goat. You have to learn how to take it on the chin.
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David Beckham, repeat, does she take it up the arse.
Homophobic chants, probably worried the Chelsea rent boys would get all sweaty round their bum holes 😂
The east Europeans get into a bit of bother with the racist chants, nowt wrong with a bit of racism in international football
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I have it on reliable information that David does indeed take it up the arse. If he wants to use “she” as his personal pronoun so be it.
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Great nom IY
I thought that piping out fake applause over the tannoy system at Wembley in order to drown out the many dissenting boos toward the George Floyd love in, was the low point.
Turns out it was just the beginning of the road towards wrong think.
Let us not forget the fella who was dragged across hot coals for flying a banner in Burnley while the assorted millionaires below him performed black panther salutes.
His crime? Suggesting that “White Lives Matter”
How naive of him.
Good morning
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Similar to any foreign cunt can wipe their arses on the Union Jack, but if we light a fag from pages of the Karen, they are up in arms.
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Rainbow laces, Gayreth Southgate, no English players in the team, faking injuries, pretending you’re about to ‘Hold me back!” fight, bent referees, VAR, teenage millionaires, Prwmiership disruption for meaningless friendlues, relentless advertising, different balls for different competions, outrageous ticket prices, TV monopolies, ridiculous shirt prices, white/pink/yellow boots, metatarsals, Gary fucking Lineker, “assists” ie passing, overt displays of religion, Kick Racism out of Football campaigns, blacks and muzzers galore, black armbands for anybody and everybody, I could go on, but it’s not the game I grew up loving.
Bring back jumpers for goalposts and 16 a side, for 6 hour matches, mobbing the only kid with a bottle of water.
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Nice one term err sorry Ron …
Here’s an Half time 🍊 👍
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Interesting how the Rangers fans get into hot water for protesting with a few banners against woke bollocks yet their rivals across the city can fly Palestine flags, sing IRA terrorism songs and burn poppies with relative impunity.
C’mon the Gers 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
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So chanting “Chelsea RENT BOYS” is now punishable? FFS.
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Posh Spice, Posh Spice
Takes it up the arse,
Takes it up the arse,
Takes it up the arse.
Good morning.
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Is that Rogers & Hammerstein, Geordie?
🎶
PS, jolly good show — hooowwwaaayyyy the lerdz and the toon & broon, etc.
🍾🏆
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Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber actually Sam.
Thank you for the congratulations. There were 300,000 on the streets to celebrate last Saturday. Police made a grand total of 2 arrests, both for public order offences.
Compare that to the annual Notting Hill Stabfest.
But then almost all Geordies are white.
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Going by her malnourished look, thats probably one tight ringpiece. Pity theres no cushioning.
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That’s why she keeps a bucket of axle grease on her bedside table.
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They all take it up the arse sooner or later.
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When I read things like this I can see a degree of justification for certain aspects of Islamic intolerance.
I used to laugh like fuck at YouTube clips of homophobic taunting at Brighton games. No longer, though: they’ve all been taken down – along with every episode of The Phil Silvers show that I enjoyed watching! A cunt’s trick if ever there was one.
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The Prime Minister knows what to do, he’s got a nose for these things.
Its obvious to him that these ghastly crowds of chavs are mostly Far Right terrorists thinly disguised as football hooligans.
Take their passports off them and build some camps where they can be taught to think correctly.
Sorted.
Good morning.
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moderation…
Oh and the F.A are a shower of wőg loving Super Cunts
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👍
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This fucking racism shite has raised its ugly head again at the toffees against the arse match. This fucking nonsense is never going away, unless the earth explodes and it will do if you don’t stop pestering it by leave it alone. The subliminal flashing of no room for it, is doing my fucking head in and its not doing my eyes any good either. I’ll tell you I’ve got plenty of room for racism in my house, fucking bags of it, due to living alone. I’m sick of complaining to Sly about it and they don’t seem to do anything about it, only refer it to head office. The fucking shithouses.
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If there wasn’t any wolligogs in the team, like it used to be when I went to the grounds we would enjoy it without any hassle. The only black faces were in the crowd, due to men rushing to the match straight from a hard days work down the pit and would have a bath after the match in front of the fireplace with help from the misses.
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O/T (again)
It’s a sunny spring Saturday and It occurred to me that if you say “I’m totally” [a Noun]-ed. It invariably means “I’m pi$$ed”. (Or otherwise knackered)
Fellow Cunters: you’re invited to scan any nearby mundane objects (no overthinking) and render a unique version of “I’m pis$ed” / (etc) (even if you’re not / at work / somewhere where being such at this very moment is quite out of order.
See if it works
Could be a rich motherlode of filth, too?
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Eh?
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As in, “I’m totally fucking trellised, mate” or “I’m totally fucking hand-grenaded, mate”, depending on the surroundings of course
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I’m totally foreskinned.
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As on old broken nosed cunt with battle scars (ooh me bollocks) I was brought up on violence at the footy. Only point in going. Halcyon days in the ’50s and ’60s. The old Crystal Palace (my local) v Millwall grudge match. Last word in audience participation. Lot of my mates ended up in the Special Forces or the Met. Fucking up the Flying Pickets in the coal pit battles of the ’70s. Orgy of violence at Orgreave. Character building.
In my book the clubs should be fined if their supporters FAIL to put up a decent level of violence. Dammit it’s British.
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Maybe we can charge labour voters on the conduct of Rodney and his merry bunch of poofs and islamist’s on the state of this country..
Ten years breaking rocks, or 5 minutes of diane abbott sitting on your face.
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One nom a day.☹️
Christ.
I remember they’d be 3, or 4.
Few years back,
The Wonder Years.
Fiddler holding court,
Miles Plastic on about poetry and jesus,
DCI getting in a row with some nut.
One nom!!
Even Karen Carpenter are twice a day.
Ok, she stuck her fingers straight down her throat and honked it up.
But still.
I’ve got a idea!! 💡
When lazy bastards on here haven’t written enough nominations?
Open topic.
Can discuss whatever you want.
Or
If someone doesn’t write a nom in say 2 months they go into moderation till they do.
Your too soft with these types Admin!!
Give them tough love.
Put tariffs on them.
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Ps
Or change their Avatar.
Lefty Helmet lips
Something like that.
Shame them into producing content the little bastards 😁
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I try my best, but sometimes there’s just nothing new to cunt.
I see the tea girls plan to get people to invest in stocks and shares is going well, though, with the financial markets in free fall!
Would you put your savings into a stocks and shares ISA right now?
Me neither.
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You see the good in people JP.
That’s your problem 😂
Not me! I Hate everyone.
There loads of people and things to cunt.
The sound of children’s laughter
Wedding bells
Summer
Lotto winners
The smell of a new born baby 🤮
The beach
Stuff like that.
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Hey JP you’ve not seen that XL bully.on.the loose in Sheffield have you?
It’s on the run after it’s owner was arrested in a firearms incident.
You stay away from it.
Don’t feed the fucker
And don’t try and stroke it!!
XL bullys are cunts.
Some say it’s the owner not the dog.
Rubbish.
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Fuck, what area?
It’d think my dog was the starter!
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/xl-bully-escape-police-shooting-sheffield-b2728057.html
Here you go
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You’re not wrong, but there’s only so much piss to be taken out of the Government, only so many times you can get outraged about woke shit and woke shites.
I try to bring something new, stupid people who tattoo every inch of their bodies, fat slags ( oo-err, don’t fancy yours much) who think their beautiful, and therefore so should all of us, grief jacking twats and animal abusers.
We’ve done them, we all agree they should be in Unkles oven.
I try to find summat different, but it seems the grotesque and bizzare are the new normal.
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Once Rachel from Complaints’ new theft measures kick in, plus all the other expensive rises in the cost of continuing to breathe, plus another disaster of a budget in October (if not before) she is going to be in the deepest doo-doo imaginable, and the pound with decline drastically in value.
Don’t put your trust in money, it’s useless when it’s effectively worthless.
I’ve started hoarding large quantities of vodka and tobacco, and intend to continue to do so as long as possible, because it is going tits up at an alarming pace.
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Scary, innit Termy?
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Know what I saw the other day?
I was driving through Altrincham and sat at lights and on the pavement coming down the road delivering groceries…
A little fuckin robot 😮
No shit.
Straight from Star wars central casting.
The little fucker stopped at the curb before crossing too.
It turned my guts.
Sootys
Ramjams wearing pyjamas
Now fuckin R2D2s .
Ive always hated robots,
I should of ran the little twat over.
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I got all my eggs in tariffs.
So beautiful…
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We live in interesting times JP.
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MNC
Should have nicked it and flogged it on Ebay.
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Them little delivery bots, they have GPS trackers, and you can’t open them without a code, or an angle grinder, so a friend told me.
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Daleks are ace though.
Psychotic blobs in metal armour. And their death ray disintegrates internal organs.
Mind you, there’s probably a trans black one now with Pakistani heritage. A bit like the rest of the Doctor Whoke cast really.
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Daleks! Fuck ’em.
Just run up/down a flight of stairs.
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